"Why am I here again?" Tasuki repeated for the twenieth or so time. Chichiri had stopped counting after he 11th time, no da. Tasuki was standing behind Chichiri watching him bait his line.
"We're fishing, no da. That's what you do on river's, no da." Chichiri replied, no da.
"Why not use bigger bait? Those little worms won't catch anything." Tasuki said, as he struggeled to pull sometihng out of his pocket.
"Whatever you say, no da." Chichiri plopped his line into the water and sat back against a tree near he river. Tasuki in the meantime had managed to pull his object from his pocket. It was a can of chibi lemmings, just add water and poof! instant chibi lemmings, perect for fishing reasond Tasuki.
"Hmmm." Tasuki said. He was deathly afraid of water, and wouldn't go near even the smallest puddels in the rain for fear that his foot would drown in their depths, so he would have to improvise for the adding of water to his instant lemmings bait.
"Chichiri, do we have any iced tea or lemonade?" Tasuki asked. Chichiri did not respond, he was asleep.
"Hmmm." Tasuki looked around and saw their picknick basket laying a few feet away, and remembering haveing packed some iced tea he upended the basket, but in the process, he spilled all the tea over his foot. Tasuki screamed. THE EVIL TEA WAS DROWNING HIS FEET!! Chichiri woke at the sound of Tasuki's screams and quickly looked around to see who Tasuki had lit on fire. Seeing no one, he looked at Tasuki huddeled on his foot and waved his staff, makeing all the evil tea go POOF! He then proceeded to go back to sleep, no da. Or he would have had an overenergetic Tasuki not suddenly rushed over and seized him in a very hard bear hug while thanking him over and over again for saveing him from the evil evil iced tea. Chichiri, went POOF! himself and returned a few seconds later to a chastened Tasuki.
"DA!" Chichiri said went back to sleep, leaveing Tasuki once again to his own devices. Tasuki still had no bait, but he did have some mustard and a can of chibi lemmings. If water can make chibi lemmings Tasuki reasond, there's no reason Grey Poupon can't. Tasuki poured the mustard into the can, shook vigorously, and then put on a chicken costume and squawked like a chicken will danceing the macerena around the can. Tasuki shook the can harder, and then did the salsa around it instead. Still nothing. Angry now, Tasuki lit the can on fire, makeing the lemmings explode from the can. But these were no oridinary Chibi lemmings. These chibi lemmings were angry and razor blades. Tasuki looked down at the can alarmed, and re-read the steps. He had done everything the way it said he should! He flipped the can over as the lemmings surround him and read the warning label at the bottom. It read WARNING! DO NOT ADD MUSTARD AND SHAKE THEN DANCE THE MACERENA AROUND THE CAN THEN SHAKE AGAIN AND THEN DANCE THE SALSA AND FINALLY LIGHT ON FIRE! THE CONSQUENCES INCLUDE LOSS OF EYES, LOSS OF LIFE, AND WORST OF ALL, YOUR INSTANT CHIBI LEMMINGS SHALL HAVE RAZOR BLADES!!! FEAR THE BLADES AND A HUNGER FOR MARSHMELLOW PEEPS THAT CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED! Please consult manual if you have actually done this you baka. Or call 1-800-554-558-789-633-582-145-978-564-255-8641 for further assisstance. Tasuki looked around, suddenly aware that he was surrounded by small fuzballs that had sharp glinting objects. Tasuki screamed and ran and hid behind Chichiri, who woke as Tasuki tried to take Chichiri's mask and disguise himself Chichiri, no da.
"DA! TASUKI WHAT'D YOU DO NO DA?!?!!" Chichiri said, no da.
"I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOME FISHING BAIT!!!" Tasuki wailed.
"NO DA!!! GIVE ME YOUR OTHER CAN OF INSTANT LEMMINGS NO DA!!" Tasuki did as he was told and tried to hide himself into Chichiri's kesa. Chichiri POOF'D Tasuki and himself momentairly away from the mutants, no da, and made the other can of Chibi Lemmings, no da, this time correctly.
"AWGRRRRRRHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MORE OF THEM?!?!?!? GET'M AWAY GET'M AWAY!!!" Tasuki wailed from inside the folds of Chihciri's kesa.
"DA! Do you want them to hear you no da? SHH!!! No da. ATTENTION!!!!, no da." Chichiri addressed Bob, the leader of the Chibi Lemming army, now at his disposal, and saluted him.
"CHIRP!"Bob saluted him back and scurried up Chichiri's leg, no da, and sat on his shoulder conferring with him, no da. Tasuki quivered inside the kesa with every chirp, but held his peace until the small furry woodland creature scurried back to his ranks.
"CHIRP CHIRP! CHIRP CHIRP CHIRPITY CHIRP CHIRP." Said Bob, and all the sub-lemmings formed lines then streamed into Chichiri's kesa chasing the fear stricken Tasuki into Chichiri's kasa, an uncomfortable position for Chichiri, no da. Chichiri POOF'D them all back to the river where a mass of mutants with razors were threatning to cut the grass and cause other mass gardening destruction.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE LEMMINGS??!? WILL BOB WIN? WILL TASUKI EVER COME OFF OF CHICHIRI'S HEAD?!?! WILL THE AUTHORESS EVER GET RID OF THE WRITER'S BLOCK SHE IS DOOMED TO CARRY FOREVER UP A VERY STEEP WALL?!?!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON CHICIHRI AND TASUKI GO FISHING!!
(a/n i don't own none of this stuff, not even Bob. he's my friends Araishi's lemming. see her fics for details)
!!!SHARPSHOOTER!!!!
"We're fishing, no da. That's what you do on river's, no da." Chichiri replied, no da.
"Why not use bigger bait? Those little worms won't catch anything." Tasuki said, as he struggeled to pull sometihng out of his pocket.
"Whatever you say, no da." Chichiri plopped his line into the water and sat back against a tree near he river. Tasuki in the meantime had managed to pull his object from his pocket. It was a can of chibi lemmings, just add water and poof! instant chibi lemmings, perect for fishing reasond Tasuki.
"Hmmm." Tasuki said. He was deathly afraid of water, and wouldn't go near even the smallest puddels in the rain for fear that his foot would drown in their depths, so he would have to improvise for the adding of water to his instant lemmings bait.
"Chichiri, do we have any iced tea or lemonade?" Tasuki asked. Chichiri did not respond, he was asleep.
"Hmmm." Tasuki looked around and saw their picknick basket laying a few feet away, and remembering haveing packed some iced tea he upended the basket, but in the process, he spilled all the tea over his foot. Tasuki screamed. THE EVIL TEA WAS DROWNING HIS FEET!! Chichiri woke at the sound of Tasuki's screams and quickly looked around to see who Tasuki had lit on fire. Seeing no one, he looked at Tasuki huddeled on his foot and waved his staff, makeing all the evil tea go POOF! He then proceeded to go back to sleep, no da. Or he would have had an overenergetic Tasuki not suddenly rushed over and seized him in a very hard bear hug while thanking him over and over again for saveing him from the evil evil iced tea. Chichiri, went POOF! himself and returned a few seconds later to a chastened Tasuki.
"DA!" Chichiri said went back to sleep, leaveing Tasuki once again to his own devices. Tasuki still had no bait, but he did have some mustard and a can of chibi lemmings. If water can make chibi lemmings Tasuki reasond, there's no reason Grey Poupon can't. Tasuki poured the mustard into the can, shook vigorously, and then put on a chicken costume and squawked like a chicken will danceing the macerena around the can. Tasuki shook the can harder, and then did the salsa around it instead. Still nothing. Angry now, Tasuki lit the can on fire, makeing the lemmings explode from the can. But these were no oridinary Chibi lemmings. These chibi lemmings were angry and razor blades. Tasuki looked down at the can alarmed, and re-read the steps. He had done everything the way it said he should! He flipped the can over as the lemmings surround him and read the warning label at the bottom. It read WARNING! DO NOT ADD MUSTARD AND SHAKE THEN DANCE THE MACERENA AROUND THE CAN THEN SHAKE AGAIN AND THEN DANCE THE SALSA AND FINALLY LIGHT ON FIRE! THE CONSQUENCES INCLUDE LOSS OF EYES, LOSS OF LIFE, AND WORST OF ALL, YOUR INSTANT CHIBI LEMMINGS SHALL HAVE RAZOR BLADES!!! FEAR THE BLADES AND A HUNGER FOR MARSHMELLOW PEEPS THAT CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED! Please consult manual if you have actually done this you baka. Or call 1-800-554-558-789-633-582-145-978-564-255-8641 for further assisstance. Tasuki looked around, suddenly aware that he was surrounded by small fuzballs that had sharp glinting objects. Tasuki screamed and ran and hid behind Chichiri, who woke as Tasuki tried to take Chichiri's mask and disguise himself Chichiri, no da.
"DA! TASUKI WHAT'D YOU DO NO DA?!?!!" Chichiri said, no da.
"I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SOME FISHING BAIT!!!" Tasuki wailed.
"NO DA!!! GIVE ME YOUR OTHER CAN OF INSTANT LEMMINGS NO DA!!" Tasuki did as he was told and tried to hide himself into Chichiri's kesa. Chichiri POOF'D Tasuki and himself momentairly away from the mutants, no da, and made the other can of Chibi Lemmings, no da, this time correctly.
"AWGRRRRRRHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MORE OF THEM?!?!?!? GET'M AWAY GET'M AWAY!!!" Tasuki wailed from inside the folds of Chihciri's kesa.
"DA! Do you want them to hear you no da? SHH!!! No da. ATTENTION!!!!, no da." Chichiri addressed Bob, the leader of the Chibi Lemming army, now at his disposal, and saluted him.
"CHIRP!"Bob saluted him back and scurried up Chichiri's leg, no da, and sat on his shoulder conferring with him, no da. Tasuki quivered inside the kesa with every chirp, but held his peace until the small furry woodland creature scurried back to his ranks.
"CHIRP CHIRP! CHIRP CHIRP CHIRPITY CHIRP CHIRP." Said Bob, and all the sub-lemmings formed lines then streamed into Chichiri's kesa chasing the fear stricken Tasuki into Chichiri's kasa, an uncomfortable position for Chichiri, no da. Chichiri POOF'D them all back to the river where a mass of mutants with razors were threatning to cut the grass and cause other mass gardening destruction.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE LEMMINGS??!? WILL BOB WIN? WILL TASUKI EVER COME OFF OF CHICHIRI'S HEAD?!?! WILL THE AUTHORESS EVER GET RID OF THE WRITER'S BLOCK SHE IS DOOMED TO CARRY FOREVER UP A VERY STEEP WALL?!?!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON CHICIHRI AND TASUKI GO FISHING!!
(a/n i don't own none of this stuff, not even Bob. he's my friends Araishi's lemming. see her fics for details)
!!!SHARPSHOOTER!!!!