LAST TIME...eh...nothing really happened last time...ONWARD!!!
Chapter 2
"CHIRP!" Said Bob and all the Lemmings, both mutated with the need to trim the hedges AND normal stood to attention. "CHIRP CHIRP CHIRPTY CHIRPY CHIRPY CHIRP!!!!!!"(translation: ATTENTION! I AM BOB! LEMMING KING! WE ARE THROUGH WITH THESE LOSERS! WE MUST CONQUERE THE THE WORLD!)
"CHIRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said all the lemmings. (translation: YES! ALL HAIL KING BOB!!!)
From inside Chichiri's kasa Tasuki scratched his head and peeked out. It kinda sounded like Bob had called them losers! The nerve of them! And they were planning to rule the world too!
"Stoopid Lemmings." Tasuk groweled. The lemmings growled back at Tasuki who quickly hid back under Chichiri's kasa.
"CHIRP CHIRP CHIRPY CHIRPY!"Said Bob. (translation: FOLLOW ME MY LEMING BREATHERN!) Bob scampered away, into the grass, leaveing not so much as a bent blade of grass as to where he had gone.
"CHIRP!! CHIRPY! CHIRPY CHIRP CHIRP!?!" Cried the Lemmings. (translation: WAIT!! STOP! WHERE'D YOU GO!?!) Bob re-appeared, and waited till all the Lemmings could see him then dashed off througfh the reeds again, a long line of Lemmings following him.
"Is it safe to come out again?" Tasuki asked at the last swish of reeds.
"Of course it is no da. Now...get...OFF ME!! DA!" Said Chichiri, no da. Chichiri flipped Tasuki out of his kasa, picked up his discarded pole and promptly went back to fishing, a.k.a. sleeping, no da.
"Lousey sunofa..."And other random mumbelings could be heard from Tasuki as he dusted himself off and faced his problem of what to use for bait again. "Hmmm...I KNOW! PEPPERS AND PEANUT BUTTER!!! Everyone loves peppers and peanut butter." Tasuki got up and found the discarded picnic basket then rummaged around till he found his favorite treat, peppers and peanut butter.
"Good good, now I can fish. Or not. Chichiri do you happen to have another pole?" Chichiri didn't respond, no da. Tasuki walked over and waved a hand in front of his face. Nothing. Tasuki pulled his ears and covered Chichiri's face with makeup and othe clip on body rings and tattoos(a/n don't ask where he got the makeup, you're head will explode), but Chichiri stayed firmly asleep(a/n don't ask either, i just tought Chichiri might look good with body art or something.don't hurt me[cowers behind Tasuki]).
"Hmmmm...I KNOW!!" Tasuki dug in his pocket again and pulled out a tape measure. "Perfect!" Tasuki jammed a pepper on the end of the tape measure and stuck it into the water. But the pepper just popped back out again as the tape wound back up. "Stoopid..little...grrrr..." Growled Tasuki as he fought to keep the pepper below water, but it was no use, the line wouldn't stay down. After a short and violent outburst Tasuki vented on a nearby tree, he sat down and tried to figure out another way as to how to continue to fish. No one was there to give him something to do and Nuriko had stolen the last of this months sake shipment, so Tasuki was hard pressed to find things to do.
"THAT'S IT!"Cried Tasuki as he jumped to his feet.
"Shhhh, no da." Snored Chichiri, no da.
"I'LL GO BIRD WATHING!!"
"SHHHHH!!! NO DA!!!" Snored Chichiri, and still asleep Chichiri knocked Tasuki over the head with his staff.
"HEY!! YOU LITTLE !$$#--XoX"
"DA!!" Snored Chichiri, and knocked Tasuki into next Thursady. (a/n he's been knocked into next Thursday. so, when Tasuki talks, it's now Thursday.PLEASE DON'T HURT ME T_T)And next Thursady was not very nice.
"CHIRP!!!" (translation: HUMAN! DIE!!)A Lemming brandished a razor blade at Tasuki.
"NO!!! GET THEM AWAY!!!!! AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Chichiri heard all this from next Thursday, but snored on ignoreing the pitiful screams of Tasuki.
IS THIS THE END FOR TASUKI?! WILL THE LEMMING TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!?! IS THAT A FISH ON CHICHIRI'S LINE?!!? TUNE IN NECT TIME FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER OF CHICHIRI AND TASUKI GO FISHING!!!!
(a/n i don't own none of this. all of these idea's can be credited to someone else somewhere else, they just let me borrow them for a while)
!!SHARPSHOOTER!!
Chapter 2
"CHIRP!" Said Bob and all the Lemmings, both mutated with the need to trim the hedges AND normal stood to attention. "CHIRP CHIRP CHIRPTY CHIRPY CHIRPY CHIRP!!!!!!"(translation: ATTENTION! I AM BOB! LEMMING KING! WE ARE THROUGH WITH THESE LOSERS! WE MUST CONQUERE THE THE WORLD!)
"CHIRP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Said all the lemmings. (translation: YES! ALL HAIL KING BOB!!!)
From inside Chichiri's kasa Tasuki scratched his head and peeked out. It kinda sounded like Bob had called them losers! The nerve of them! And they were planning to rule the world too!
"Stoopid Lemmings." Tasuk groweled. The lemmings growled back at Tasuki who quickly hid back under Chichiri's kasa.
"CHIRP CHIRP CHIRPY CHIRPY!"Said Bob. (translation: FOLLOW ME MY LEMING BREATHERN!) Bob scampered away, into the grass, leaveing not so much as a bent blade of grass as to where he had gone.
"CHIRP!! CHIRPY! CHIRPY CHIRP CHIRP!?!" Cried the Lemmings. (translation: WAIT!! STOP! WHERE'D YOU GO!?!) Bob re-appeared, and waited till all the Lemmings could see him then dashed off througfh the reeds again, a long line of Lemmings following him.
"Is it safe to come out again?" Tasuki asked at the last swish of reeds.
"Of course it is no da. Now...get...OFF ME!! DA!" Said Chichiri, no da. Chichiri flipped Tasuki out of his kasa, picked up his discarded pole and promptly went back to fishing, a.k.a. sleeping, no da.
"Lousey sunofa..."And other random mumbelings could be heard from Tasuki as he dusted himself off and faced his problem of what to use for bait again. "Hmmm...I KNOW! PEPPERS AND PEANUT BUTTER!!! Everyone loves peppers and peanut butter." Tasuki got up and found the discarded picnic basket then rummaged around till he found his favorite treat, peppers and peanut butter.
"Good good, now I can fish. Or not. Chichiri do you happen to have another pole?" Chichiri didn't respond, no da. Tasuki walked over and waved a hand in front of his face. Nothing. Tasuki pulled his ears and covered Chichiri's face with makeup and othe clip on body rings and tattoos(a/n don't ask where he got the makeup, you're head will explode), but Chichiri stayed firmly asleep(a/n don't ask either, i just tought Chichiri might look good with body art or something.don't hurt me[cowers behind Tasuki]).
"Hmmmm...I KNOW!!" Tasuki dug in his pocket again and pulled out a tape measure. "Perfect!" Tasuki jammed a pepper on the end of the tape measure and stuck it into the water. But the pepper just popped back out again as the tape wound back up. "Stoopid..little...grrrr..." Growled Tasuki as he fought to keep the pepper below water, but it was no use, the line wouldn't stay down. After a short and violent outburst Tasuki vented on a nearby tree, he sat down and tried to figure out another way as to how to continue to fish. No one was there to give him something to do and Nuriko had stolen the last of this months sake shipment, so Tasuki was hard pressed to find things to do.
"THAT'S IT!"Cried Tasuki as he jumped to his feet.
"Shhhh, no da." Snored Chichiri, no da.
"I'LL GO BIRD WATHING!!"
"SHHHHH!!! NO DA!!!" Snored Chichiri, and still asleep Chichiri knocked Tasuki over the head with his staff.
"HEY!! YOU LITTLE !$$#--XoX"
"DA!!" Snored Chichiri, and knocked Tasuki into next Thursady. (a/n he's been knocked into next Thursday. so, when Tasuki talks, it's now Thursday.PLEASE DON'T HURT ME T_T)And next Thursady was not very nice.
"CHIRP!!!" (translation: HUMAN! DIE!!)A Lemming brandished a razor blade at Tasuki.
"NO!!! GET THEM AWAY!!!!! AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Chichiri heard all this from next Thursday, but snored on ignoreing the pitiful screams of Tasuki.
IS THIS THE END FOR TASUKI?! WILL THE LEMMING TAKE OVER THE WORLD?!?! IS THAT A FISH ON CHICHIRI'S LINE?!!? TUNE IN NECT TIME FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER OF CHICHIRI AND TASUKI GO FISHING!!!!
(a/n i don't own none of this. all of these idea's can be credited to someone else somewhere else, they just let me borrow them for a while)
!!SHARPSHOOTER!!