Two People You'd Never Want in Middle-Earth
By Aimi
Chapter Two
Disclaimer is same as always.
Mwahahahaa! More MS bashing in store.....she will suffer like she should.
Thank you for the written review, Meregrin and the verbal review from Jewel-chan.
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Nat screamed and hollered a bit, but then stopped and gave Treebeard a long hard stare. "Oh no! My magical eyes don't work here or my psychic powers!"
Her dog just barked and chased it's tail, not caring that Nat was being hang upside down by a huge tree.
"Save me, wonder dog!!" She cried.
Treebeard watched as this crazy human blurt out nonsense and the such.
She stopped incoherent ranting and blinked. "I command you to put me down! I am the great warrior princess, goddess princess important person thingy mer-bob, Xylophone Gon Fivshing!!!"
Treebeard growled and squeezed tighter.
"OW!!! Stupid dog, save me!" Cried Nat, who was obviously in pain.
All the dog did was pee on Treebeard, which made him even more angry. (AN: Has anyone read this months Mad magazine? I got that part from that...hehe)
"QUIT SQUEEZING ME, TREE!" She said as she flail her arms about.
Without a warning, she was dropped on her head, and she sat on the ground wailing like a baby. "Meanie! No one does that to the great Xylophone Gon Fivishing!"
"Your elvish is horrid." Stated the ent, who was terrifying the dog by swing he's arm at it.
Nat glared and threw a tantrum. "I'll have you to know that the great wizard Ganglue--er Gandalf taught me to speak the words of elves!"
Nat stopped her babyish antics and stood tall and straight. "I call upon the powers of Jayz!!"
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Nat's Best Friend Enters AKA The Nat's real life best friend with a deranged obsession for Legolas.
Mary Sue clung Thranduil's arm and harassing him with very embarrassing questions about his son, Legolas.
She stopped suddenly with her questions about Legolas and turned to him looking very serious. "Do you have girlfriend or wife?"
"No."
"Let's get married then!" She cried and clung to him even tighter.
Thranduil rolled his eyes, wishing he let this human drown in the river, instead of saving her.
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Weehoo!
By Aimi
Chapter Two
Disclaimer is same as always.
Mwahahahaa! More MS bashing in store.....she will suffer like she should.
Thank you for the written review, Meregrin and the verbal review from Jewel-chan.
~*~
Nat screamed and hollered a bit, but then stopped and gave Treebeard a long hard stare. "Oh no! My magical eyes don't work here or my psychic powers!"
Her dog just barked and chased it's tail, not caring that Nat was being hang upside down by a huge tree.
"Save me, wonder dog!!" She cried.
Treebeard watched as this crazy human blurt out nonsense and the such.
She stopped incoherent ranting and blinked. "I command you to put me down! I am the great warrior princess, goddess princess important person thingy mer-bob, Xylophone Gon Fivshing!!!"
Treebeard growled and squeezed tighter.
"OW!!! Stupid dog, save me!" Cried Nat, who was obviously in pain.
All the dog did was pee on Treebeard, which made him even more angry. (AN: Has anyone read this months Mad magazine? I got that part from that...hehe)
"QUIT SQUEEZING ME, TREE!" She said as she flail her arms about.
Without a warning, she was dropped on her head, and she sat on the ground wailing like a baby. "Meanie! No one does that to the great Xylophone Gon Fivishing!"
"Your elvish is horrid." Stated the ent, who was terrifying the dog by swing he's arm at it.
Nat glared and threw a tantrum. "I'll have you to know that the great wizard Ganglue--er Gandalf taught me to speak the words of elves!"
Nat stopped her babyish antics and stood tall and straight. "I call upon the powers of Jayz!!"
~*~
Nat's Best Friend Enters AKA The Nat's real life best friend with a deranged obsession for Legolas.
Mary Sue clung Thranduil's arm and harassing him with very embarrassing questions about his son, Legolas.
She stopped suddenly with her questions about Legolas and turned to him looking very serious. "Do you have girlfriend or wife?"
"No."
"Let's get married then!" She cried and clung to him even tighter.
Thranduil rolled his eyes, wishing he let this human drown in the river, instead of saving her.
~*~
Weehoo!