Su awoke in a small like apartment building the next morning.. Early as
usual about 6 o'clock bursting with energy. She gazed on at the beautiful
strange which slept on the couch in the other room.
'He must be hungry I'll go get him something to eat. But I don't have any
money' Su frowned she had no pockets no purse no wallet. Plain broke. Su
scribbled down a scrappy note.
'I is out looking for breakfast be back soon'
'hmm.. I have to get something to eat' Su looked about at the already
bustling streets of this strange city. Su happen to waltz in a ramen noodle
restaurant.
"hello may I help you?" the chubby man at the table smiled.
"I do need help but I don't suppose you can, you see I'm hungry but I'm flat
broke" Su smiled back.
"hmm that is a problem.. wait here I'll give you something on me" the man
slipped behind the curtains of the restaurant.
'aww just when you think the world is going to crap on you some nice peeps
show up. Oh what's this??'
Su picked up a leaflet on the counter.
Ramen noodle contest first to eat 5 large bowls of ramen wins a whole year
free food services.
'Mmm.. Ramen noodles' Su licked her lips. 'Yummy'
The man had arrived with 2 bags of food.
"Thank you kind sir God bless you with the remaining of your life.
Oh can I take part in the ramen noodle contest?"
"Are you sure a little thing like you can eat so much"
"yup"
"hmm.. I seriously doubt it but I guess it's tomorrow and..
"thank you!!!" Su went dashing straight out the door without listening to last
words..
"Hey yo!!" Su yelled as she burst through the door.
No reply.
"Stranger?" Su went into the room where he was still sleeping.
He slowly turned his head to her. His eyes were weak and he breathed
heavily as beads of sweat dripped down his face.
"you okay?" Su hopped over to him and felt his head and then felt hers.
"Holy tuna fish your sick!!! U have a fever"
".I'm fine he struggled to get off the couch"
"No your not! Come here!" Su dragged him by his head to the bed.
"No really kid I'm fine" he smacked her hand away but she immediately
pounced onto him and threw him to the bed.
"I know what you need egg malt!! But I don't have none, I gots breakfast"
She went dancing around the room like a crazy idiot. Dou sneezed and
coughed a bit as he sat up and watched her dance around the room, he
smiled anyways.
Su took a bowl of soup and fed it to Duo.
"You still have never told me your name" Su said shoving soup down his
throat.
"it's um.. Duo, can you please___ at least____ blow it_______ it's too hot"
he said between mouthfuls.
"huh okay, hmm soups all done now what?"
"Now I go get some sleep" Duo said slipping under the covers.
Su immediately pounces on him.
"I'll read you a bed-time story!!" she yelled.
"hey why are you so hyper?" Duo said asking in awe and utter amazement.
" dunno? That's how I am."
Okay so this one isn't good it's so hard to think of original jokes. Got any
suggestions lemme hear them ^^=
usual about 6 o'clock bursting with energy. She gazed on at the beautiful
strange which slept on the couch in the other room.
'He must be hungry I'll go get him something to eat. But I don't have any
money' Su frowned she had no pockets no purse no wallet. Plain broke. Su
scribbled down a scrappy note.
'I is out looking for breakfast be back soon'
'hmm.. I have to get something to eat' Su looked about at the already
bustling streets of this strange city. Su happen to waltz in a ramen noodle
restaurant.
"hello may I help you?" the chubby man at the table smiled.
"I do need help but I don't suppose you can, you see I'm hungry but I'm flat
broke" Su smiled back.
"hmm that is a problem.. wait here I'll give you something on me" the man
slipped behind the curtains of the restaurant.
'aww just when you think the world is going to crap on you some nice peeps
show up. Oh what's this??'
Su picked up a leaflet on the counter.
Ramen noodle contest first to eat 5 large bowls of ramen wins a whole year
free food services.
'Mmm.. Ramen noodles' Su licked her lips. 'Yummy'
The man had arrived with 2 bags of food.
"Thank you kind sir God bless you with the remaining of your life.
Oh can I take part in the ramen noodle contest?"
"Are you sure a little thing like you can eat so much"
"yup"
"hmm.. I seriously doubt it but I guess it's tomorrow and..
"thank you!!!" Su went dashing straight out the door without listening to last
words..
"Hey yo!!" Su yelled as she burst through the door.
No reply.
"Stranger?" Su went into the room where he was still sleeping.
He slowly turned his head to her. His eyes were weak and he breathed
heavily as beads of sweat dripped down his face.
"you okay?" Su hopped over to him and felt his head and then felt hers.
"Holy tuna fish your sick!!! U have a fever"
".I'm fine he struggled to get off the couch"
"No your not! Come here!" Su dragged him by his head to the bed.
"No really kid I'm fine" he smacked her hand away but she immediately
pounced onto him and threw him to the bed.
"I know what you need egg malt!! But I don't have none, I gots breakfast"
She went dancing around the room like a crazy idiot. Dou sneezed and
coughed a bit as he sat up and watched her dance around the room, he
smiled anyways.
Su took a bowl of soup and fed it to Duo.
"You still have never told me your name" Su said shoving soup down his
throat.
"it's um.. Duo, can you please___ at least____ blow it_______ it's too hot"
he said between mouthfuls.
"huh okay, hmm soups all done now what?"
"Now I go get some sleep" Duo said slipping under the covers.
Su immediately pounces on him.
"I'll read you a bed-time story!!" she yelled.
"hey why are you so hyper?" Duo said asking in awe and utter amazement.
" dunno? That's how I am."
Okay so this one isn't good it's so hard to think of original jokes. Got any
suggestions lemme hear them ^^=