Author: Hiriyou
Disclaimers: I do not own these boys, I just like to mess around with their heads!
Notes: Ok, my computer crashed! *Wail! Sob!* And I had my stories on it! Not to mention homework and essays! I couldn't believe it! So now I've got a new computer and I have to keep trying to extract my old files out of my old comp.
Pairings: 1+2+1, 2X5, 3+4
Warnings: AU, angst, rape, OOC, lime ok, no lemon right now. don't worry, it'll happen! promise!
Duo: What is this?! Me and Wu-man?! Where's my Heero!
Heero: I'm right here Duo...
Duo: Oh.. Ok Hee-chan! *glomps Heero*
Wufei: This is an injustice! Maxwell and myself?! ONNA! Explain yourself!
Hiriyou: Ok, two things Wu, a] I don't have to explain a thing! And b] if you call me 'onna' again, I'm gonna bitch-slap you back to Bangkok!
Wufei *sweatdrops*
Babysitting Horrors
The baby wailed incessantly. As the teenager shredded at his already stressed-out head the five-year-old decided to try to shut the baby up by shoving blocks into her mouth. "Zechs! Stop that! You can't suffocate Relena and that's final!" Duo shouted, "No matter how quiet it would be afterwards," he muttered under his breath as a final thought.
The doorbell rang. 'Oh great . . . ' Duo mentally groaned. Upon having a blonde moment(1) he decide that he would be able to hold Relena in one arm, take the blocks from Zechs with one hand, and open the door with the hand that was attached to the arm holding Relena. That was the downfall of Duo Maxwell a.k.a. 'Shinigami', the beginning of it happening with the opening of the door. The sophomore burst through the small gap he had made, thus causing Relena Dorlian to fall to the carpeted floor and let out an enormous scream. "WUFEI! Look at what you made me do! What are you doing over here anyway? I told you we were through and I'm working! You need to leave, NOW!" Duo yelled in frustration, picking up the baby, he walked over and sat on the couch, soothing the child somewhat.
"Duo, just hear me out. I came to apologize. I..." Wufei never got the chance to finish his apology as he was brutally interrupted.
"APOLOGIZE?! NO! Apology not accepted! Get out! I said NOW!"
If there was one thing Wufei hated more than being interrupted, it was being bossed around. Especially if that certain bossing person was a 5'1" bitch and hair to his oh-so-tight ass. His eyes darkened to an almost unnatural onyx, and they were as cold as ice. The Chinese boy straightened his broad shoulders, flexed his made-for-karate muscles, and sized up his ex-boyfriend. Suddenly, things did not look good for the orphaned boy. he visibly flinched away from the show of his prowess, he didn't need to be assured of Wufei's strength, he'd demonstrated it many times thanks to his short temper. The cocky tenth-grader grabbed the two children, making Relena wail again, he just ignored it, and put them both in the closest closet, and locked it. Then he turned on Duo, prowling towards him he had a feral look to his eyes and smile. 'Smile? Why the hell is he smiling?!' Duo thought frantically. He looked around himself helplessly, not finding anything of enough sustanaince with which to defend herself.
Wufei inched forward, reveling in his wicked idea. Someone screeched down the neighborhood street, slicing through the heavy silence, Wufei's grin just grew as he neared his prey. Like lions circling their victims, the chinese boy walked around Duo. Then... he pounced.
To Be Continued... I'm evil, aren't I? *evil cackle heard in the distance*
(1) Blonde moments. I don't know if you've ever heard of 'em but their a joke between me and my friends. If you do something really stupid you say "I had a blonde moment" and laugh. It's kinda a joke between my friends and family. Don't get me wrong though, I'm a blonde too!
Disclaimers: I do not own these boys, I just like to mess around with their heads!
Notes: Ok, my computer crashed! *Wail! Sob!* And I had my stories on it! Not to mention homework and essays! I couldn't believe it! So now I've got a new computer and I have to keep trying to extract my old files out of my old comp.
Pairings: 1+2+1, 2X5, 3+4
Warnings: AU, angst, rape, OOC, lime ok, no lemon right now. don't worry, it'll happen! promise!
Duo: What is this?! Me and Wu-man?! Where's my Heero!
Heero: I'm right here Duo...
Duo: Oh.. Ok Hee-chan! *glomps Heero*
Wufei: This is an injustice! Maxwell and myself?! ONNA! Explain yourself!
Hiriyou: Ok, two things Wu, a] I don't have to explain a thing! And b] if you call me 'onna' again, I'm gonna bitch-slap you back to Bangkok!
Wufei *sweatdrops*
Babysitting Horrors
The baby wailed incessantly. As the teenager shredded at his already stressed-out head the five-year-old decided to try to shut the baby up by shoving blocks into her mouth. "Zechs! Stop that! You can't suffocate Relena and that's final!" Duo shouted, "No matter how quiet it would be afterwards," he muttered under his breath as a final thought.
The doorbell rang. 'Oh great . . . ' Duo mentally groaned. Upon having a blonde moment(1) he decide that he would be able to hold Relena in one arm, take the blocks from Zechs with one hand, and open the door with the hand that was attached to the arm holding Relena. That was the downfall of Duo Maxwell a.k.a. 'Shinigami', the beginning of it happening with the opening of the door. The sophomore burst through the small gap he had made, thus causing Relena Dorlian to fall to the carpeted floor and let out an enormous scream. "WUFEI! Look at what you made me do! What are you doing over here anyway? I told you we were through and I'm working! You need to leave, NOW!" Duo yelled in frustration, picking up the baby, he walked over and sat on the couch, soothing the child somewhat.
"Duo, just hear me out. I came to apologize. I..." Wufei never got the chance to finish his apology as he was brutally interrupted.
"APOLOGIZE?! NO! Apology not accepted! Get out! I said NOW!"
If there was one thing Wufei hated more than being interrupted, it was being bossed around. Especially if that certain bossing person was a 5'1" bitch and hair to his oh-so-tight ass. His eyes darkened to an almost unnatural onyx, and they were as cold as ice. The Chinese boy straightened his broad shoulders, flexed his made-for-karate muscles, and sized up his ex-boyfriend. Suddenly, things did not look good for the orphaned boy. he visibly flinched away from the show of his prowess, he didn't need to be assured of Wufei's strength, he'd demonstrated it many times thanks to his short temper. The cocky tenth-grader grabbed the two children, making Relena wail again, he just ignored it, and put them both in the closest closet, and locked it. Then he turned on Duo, prowling towards him he had a feral look to his eyes and smile. 'Smile? Why the hell is he smiling?!' Duo thought frantically. He looked around himself helplessly, not finding anything of enough sustanaince with which to defend herself.
Wufei inched forward, reveling in his wicked idea. Someone screeched down the neighborhood street, slicing through the heavy silence, Wufei's grin just grew as he neared his prey. Like lions circling their victims, the chinese boy walked around Duo. Then... he pounced.
To Be Continued... I'm evil, aren't I? *evil cackle heard in the distance*
(1) Blonde moments. I don't know if you've ever heard of 'em but their a joke between me and my friends. If you do something really stupid you say "I had a blonde moment" and laugh. It's kinda a joke between my friends and family. Don't get me wrong though, I'm a blonde too!