Minna!. We have a special guest today to do the disclaimers! Let's welcome
her! *Claps hand*
Saru-chan: "ohohohoho. sankyu~"
Me: "Dozo."
Saru-chan: "Saiyuki does not belong to Kai-chan. However. it belongs to me! Nyahahahahaha!
Me: ^_^* "I knew this was a bad idea. Argh! *Whispers* She's lying. it belongs to Kazuya Minekura and Studio Backgammon. if I'm not wrong.. *Calls the SPCA* hello. I have a lost monkey here. I think someone abandoned it."
Anyway, here's the third chapter!
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[Kouryu]
Why do they have to be so noisy. -_-#. "YAKAMASHI!"
*Thak thak*
Gojyo: "Itai!! What are you trying to do you girlie boy!"
Goku: "itai." *rubs head*
Kouryu: -_-## {double vein pops out}
Hakkai: *looks at watch* "I think we're late ne."
Kouryu: "What do you mean we're late? Ch!"
Hakkai: "Are we supposed to be there before 8 Kouryu?
Kouryu: "Hn"
Hakkai: "Then we're late. Hehe. 0_^
Gojyo: -_-* "Then what are we waiting for?!"
'Sheesh. we're ten minutes late. if it isn't for that girl just now, we wouldn't be. Ch!'
Hakkai: "Now now Kouryu. Isn't it great to help people"
'He's reading my mind again. how does he do that.'
Goku: "Ah we're here!!" *jumps up and down*
Gojyo: "You don't have to be that excited Goku."
Kouryu: *went to the reporting counter* "Oi! I heard that you need help? $50 a week"
Miss counter: "Oh yes. but you see. *points to the crowd* we didn't expect that many to show up.
Kouryu: Ch!
Miss Counter: "Okay okay. I'll do you this favor. Coz you're so like cute and all. I'll let you and your friends in. ^-^"
Kouryu: "Who told you that they're my friends"
Miss Counter: "Oh they're not? You guys can't be siblings. Coz you guys don't look like one."
Kouryu: "They're my servants"
Miss Counter: "^-^* Oh really."
Gojyo: "Na-na-na-naniiiiii!!! Teme!! Who wants to be your servant?!!"
Hakkai: "Maa naaa.. *Holding the out of control Gojyo* we should be thankful to miss counter here."
Miss Counter: "Ooh. that was nothing. go now! Or the ship will leave you"
{Ship sailing off} "THOOT THOOT."
Gojyo: "Aahh!!"
*They run up to the ship, baywatch style... Naaa.. Just kidding*
Hakkai: "We made it ne."
Kouryu: "Ch!"
Gojyo: "Ooh. is our master here already tired? You should do this regularly you know. it's good for your health and all.
Goku: "Woaaah! Sugeeeei. *looks at the sea then spots a fish* ne ne Hakkai! When are they serving lunch??"
Hakkai: "Hehe. Goku, I think it will be hours from now."
Goku: "Is that long?"
Hakkai: " Ma na."
Gojyo: "Woaaaah. did you see that chick over there?! Not bad Kouryu. I never expected that you."
Kouryu: "Shut your trap" *points a gun at Gojyo's head*
Gojyo: "Ha-haai."
"OI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! I HIRED YOU TO WORK HERE! NOT TO LOOK AT WOMEN!"
Gojyo: "Wo-wo-WORK?! I never knew we came here to work!"
Kouryu: "Ch! Who told ya to follow me"
"GO TO ROOM 302, THE FOUR OF YOU"
Gojyo: "Chey. he didn't have to shout."
Kouryu: "He's afraid you wouldn't hear him, with all that ugly hair covering your ears"
Gojyo: "Hey. it's in fashion. all the boybands are wearing this kinda hair style. chicks love it."
Kouryu: "Oh really. I know. you're trying to copy F4. The 4 professional gays" (some long haired boyband from Taiwan. Gomen to all the F4 fans! And yes, I hate them)
Gojyo: "Oh puh-leeez. those guys are the one who copied me. Not me okay."
Hakkai: "We're here. Room 302"
Goku: "Ooh. so what shall we do then?"
Hakkai: "I don't have the slightest idea." 0_^
Kouryu: "Knock the door Goku"
Goku: "Oh okay." *knocks 3 times*
{Doors open}
"Oh hello there. oh how cute."
Hakkai: 0_^ "Ano excuse me. a man just now ask us to go to your room."
"Oh. Fred sent you guys. well come in."
"Please be seated"
Kouryu-ikkou: "Sankyu"
"Are you sure Fred sent you guys?"
Gojyo: "If the man you're referring to is short, plump and has a shiny head that could blind people, then I think he did"
"Ohohohohoho. you little children are so adorable"
Kouryu: 'Crazy otoko'
Gojyo: 'He's more terrifying than my mother' *shivers*
Goku: 'Harahetta.'
Hakkai: 'What a nice old man.' 0_^*
"Oh I'm sorry. My name is Anzai. You can start working now. If you work real hard, I'll give you all a bonus." @-@
Hakkai: "Oh sure. but what exactly is our work here?"
Anzai: "ohohohoho. funny children. Go now, to that room and change"
Gojyo: 'Ch-ch-change?!! W-what for? Massaka.*imagines himself wearing shorts by the pool with all the babes* oh yeah.'
Kouryu: 'Hn!'
Goku: 'Harahetta.' =-=
Hakkai: 'Change? Hm. what work could it be.'
Anzai: "Go now and change to your uniform."
{Walking towards the room}
Gojyo: "Oi Kouryu! What is our work?"
Kouryu: "How should I know."
Gojyo: "Nani!!! Then u came here to work without knowing what your work is?!"
Kouryu: "So what if it is" in the normal tone that he always uses when he's pissed with gojyo.
Gojyo: "Chey."
When they enter the room, they saw a cupboard full of tuxedo.
"Ooh. cool! Now that's what I call a uniform! Chihihihihi" gojyo said with his cheeks-love-me smile. "I bet we're working as a super agent. Or maybe spies. Or even detectives! Woaaaa.. Cool!" he continued.
"What are you doing touching those tux?" a voice came from behind.
"What else, to pick my size! It's gotta be perfect! Nyehehehe" gojyo said without even turning to see who it is.
"Your uniforms are in that closet! Not this!" shuts the cupboard, giving gojyo a pinkie.
"Itai. relax big guy. sheesh." rubbing his finger. "If my finger here is somehow damage or something, I'll sue you! Humph!"
"It already is" Kouryu said quietly.
'Big guy' opens the other cupboard revealing something that scares the daylights out of them.
Gojyo: 'Noo!!!' *R.I.P song plays as gojyo slowly die* (you know when people die, they play like somehow a song. yeah! That song!)
Kouryu: 'okay. I am not gonna wear that thing. Never. Ever.'
Goku: 'Why is everyone look so terrified?' {Looks at the closet} *Gulp*
Hakkai: 'What do we have here.'
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GOMEN! I know this chap sux. But I'll try my best next time. although I always try my best, it's still not enough! Argh! I'm not getting any reviews. am I really a bad author? Help me if I'm bad. I know my English sux. Anyway, please review! Onegaaai!
Saru-chan: "ohohohoho. sankyu~"
Me: "Dozo."
Saru-chan: "Saiyuki does not belong to Kai-chan. However. it belongs to me! Nyahahahahaha!
Me: ^_^* "I knew this was a bad idea. Argh! *Whispers* She's lying. it belongs to Kazuya Minekura and Studio Backgammon. if I'm not wrong.. *Calls the SPCA* hello. I have a lost monkey here. I think someone abandoned it."
Anyway, here's the third chapter!
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[Kouryu]
Why do they have to be so noisy. -_-#. "YAKAMASHI!"
*Thak thak*
Gojyo: "Itai!! What are you trying to do you girlie boy!"
Goku: "itai." *rubs head*
Kouryu: -_-## {double vein pops out}
Hakkai: *looks at watch* "I think we're late ne."
Kouryu: "What do you mean we're late? Ch!"
Hakkai: "Are we supposed to be there before 8 Kouryu?
Kouryu: "Hn"
Hakkai: "Then we're late. Hehe. 0_^
Gojyo: -_-* "Then what are we waiting for?!"
'Sheesh. we're ten minutes late. if it isn't for that girl just now, we wouldn't be. Ch!'
Hakkai: "Now now Kouryu. Isn't it great to help people"
'He's reading my mind again. how does he do that.'
Goku: "Ah we're here!!" *jumps up and down*
Gojyo: "You don't have to be that excited Goku."
Kouryu: *went to the reporting counter* "Oi! I heard that you need help? $50 a week"
Miss counter: "Oh yes. but you see. *points to the crowd* we didn't expect that many to show up.
Kouryu: Ch!
Miss Counter: "Okay okay. I'll do you this favor. Coz you're so like cute and all. I'll let you and your friends in. ^-^"
Kouryu: "Who told you that they're my friends"
Miss Counter: "Oh they're not? You guys can't be siblings. Coz you guys don't look like one."
Kouryu: "They're my servants"
Miss Counter: "^-^* Oh really."
Gojyo: "Na-na-na-naniiiiii!!! Teme!! Who wants to be your servant?!!"
Hakkai: "Maa naaa.. *Holding the out of control Gojyo* we should be thankful to miss counter here."
Miss Counter: "Ooh. that was nothing. go now! Or the ship will leave you"
{Ship sailing off} "THOOT THOOT."
Gojyo: "Aahh!!"
*They run up to the ship, baywatch style... Naaa.. Just kidding*
Hakkai: "We made it ne."
Kouryu: "Ch!"
Gojyo: "Ooh. is our master here already tired? You should do this regularly you know. it's good for your health and all.
Goku: "Woaaah! Sugeeeei. *looks at the sea then spots a fish* ne ne Hakkai! When are they serving lunch??"
Hakkai: "Hehe. Goku, I think it will be hours from now."
Goku: "Is that long?"
Hakkai: " Ma na."
Gojyo: "Woaaaah. did you see that chick over there?! Not bad Kouryu. I never expected that you."
Kouryu: "Shut your trap" *points a gun at Gojyo's head*
Gojyo: "Ha-haai."
"OI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! I HIRED YOU TO WORK HERE! NOT TO LOOK AT WOMEN!"
Gojyo: "Wo-wo-WORK?! I never knew we came here to work!"
Kouryu: "Ch! Who told ya to follow me"
"GO TO ROOM 302, THE FOUR OF YOU"
Gojyo: "Chey. he didn't have to shout."
Kouryu: "He's afraid you wouldn't hear him, with all that ugly hair covering your ears"
Gojyo: "Hey. it's in fashion. all the boybands are wearing this kinda hair style. chicks love it."
Kouryu: "Oh really. I know. you're trying to copy F4. The 4 professional gays" (some long haired boyband from Taiwan. Gomen to all the F4 fans! And yes, I hate them)
Gojyo: "Oh puh-leeez. those guys are the one who copied me. Not me okay."
Hakkai: "We're here. Room 302"
Goku: "Ooh. so what shall we do then?"
Hakkai: "I don't have the slightest idea." 0_^
Kouryu: "Knock the door Goku"
Goku: "Oh okay." *knocks 3 times*
{Doors open}
"Oh hello there. oh how cute."
Hakkai: 0_^ "Ano excuse me. a man just now ask us to go to your room."
"Oh. Fred sent you guys. well come in."
"Please be seated"
Kouryu-ikkou: "Sankyu"
"Are you sure Fred sent you guys?"
Gojyo: "If the man you're referring to is short, plump and has a shiny head that could blind people, then I think he did"
"Ohohohohoho. you little children are so adorable"
Kouryu: 'Crazy otoko'
Gojyo: 'He's more terrifying than my mother' *shivers*
Goku: 'Harahetta.'
Hakkai: 'What a nice old man.' 0_^*
"Oh I'm sorry. My name is Anzai. You can start working now. If you work real hard, I'll give you all a bonus." @-@
Hakkai: "Oh sure. but what exactly is our work here?"
Anzai: "ohohohoho. funny children. Go now, to that room and change"
Gojyo: 'Ch-ch-change?!! W-what for? Massaka.*imagines himself wearing shorts by the pool with all the babes* oh yeah.'
Kouryu: 'Hn!'
Goku: 'Harahetta.' =-=
Hakkai: 'Change? Hm. what work could it be.'
Anzai: "Go now and change to your uniform."
{Walking towards the room}
Gojyo: "Oi Kouryu! What is our work?"
Kouryu: "How should I know."
Gojyo: "Nani!!! Then u came here to work without knowing what your work is?!"
Kouryu: "So what if it is" in the normal tone that he always uses when he's pissed with gojyo.
Gojyo: "Chey."
When they enter the room, they saw a cupboard full of tuxedo.
"Ooh. cool! Now that's what I call a uniform! Chihihihihi" gojyo said with his cheeks-love-me smile. "I bet we're working as a super agent. Or maybe spies. Or even detectives! Woaaaa.. Cool!" he continued.
"What are you doing touching those tux?" a voice came from behind.
"What else, to pick my size! It's gotta be perfect! Nyehehehe" gojyo said without even turning to see who it is.
"Your uniforms are in that closet! Not this!" shuts the cupboard, giving gojyo a pinkie.
"Itai. relax big guy. sheesh." rubbing his finger. "If my finger here is somehow damage or something, I'll sue you! Humph!"
"It already is" Kouryu said quietly.
'Big guy' opens the other cupboard revealing something that scares the daylights out of them.
Gojyo: 'Noo!!!' *R.I.P song plays as gojyo slowly die* (you know when people die, they play like somehow a song. yeah! That song!)
Kouryu: 'okay. I am not gonna wear that thing. Never. Ever.'
Goku: 'Why is everyone look so terrified?' {Looks at the closet} *Gulp*
Hakkai: 'What do we have here.'
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GOMEN! I know this chap sux. But I'll try my best next time. although I always try my best, it's still not enough! Argh! I'm not getting any reviews. am I really a bad author? Help me if I'm bad. I know my English sux. Anyway, please review! Onegaaai!