Janet opened the door. She looked instantly pleased when she saw Frank. She gave him a slow once-over only to end up feeling him up. He laughed seductively and said in a low voice, "You look just like a cat.."

It was true. She was in a tight, black pleather top, and blue jeans. She giggled, "I see that we've returned to our 'usual' self.."

He nodded, "Uhuh.. 'We' have.." She wrapped her arms around him and kissed his lips. He didn't fight her, but didn't respond, either.

Janet gave him a look as she pulled away, "Kiss me back."

Frank crossed his arms with a pleased grin, "Nope."

She became instantly angry, "Frank, I will charge you with rape, you know that! I'm not bluffing!"

He shifted his weight on one hip and nodded, not at all upset, "I know.. And rightfully so. In fact, I've brought along some authorities." He waved them in from the side of the house. Janet looked surprised and confused. Frank continued, "Go on. Tell them about how I raped you."

Janet took only a moment to think, and then said, "Well, officers, I can't bring myself to describe it for you, but he raped me. I just want him convicted."

Neither officer said anything, for Frank cut in, "Ah, but Janet! What about Ken? Tell them about how I got you pregnant. Tell them how I refuse to take responsibility for him, and yet he is.. My son." The last bit he directed at the pair of policemen. Both looked to Janet for an answer.

She was thinking about why Frank would want to give himself up so eagerly as she answered, "It's true. Ken is his son."

Frank thought, "Now that that's done, I get to have my little fling.." He walked up behind Janet and whispered, "You want a fling with me? You'll get one." He dictated as he moved around Janet, "Officers, I did rape this woman. First, I grabbed her like this." He reached up around Janet's shoulders and pressed her harshly into the wall. He locked his lips on hers to stop her from screeching in pain. He pulled away to comment, "And then I made my way through her clothes, like so." He ripped off her shirt and jeans and threw them out of sight. He left her in her underwear and continued, "I went down her body in a fiery passion." He began to kiss and or bite, whichever struck him at the second, moving down her middle. Janet was definitely crying now, and Frank looked at her with a dry sense of understanding. He pinched her cheek, "Now, now.. If you're going to file a complaint against me, you need to show the officers what happened."

Janet moaned, "Ok! Ok! You didn't rape me, I let you have sex with me!" Frank crossed his arms and turned to face the officers, "There, now. I know I feel so much better now. She really did get pregnant.. officers. And the product.."

There was a knock at the door. Frank opened it, saying, "Is here."

The door opened to reveal Brad and his son, virtually a young Frank. Brad looked at Janet with wide eyes when he saw her past Frank. He yelled, "What's going on?!"

Frank hushed Brad, "You'll see in a minute, just trust me."

Ken cocked his head, "Mommy?"

Brad protested, "Oh, God.. Ken, get out of here."

Frank took the child's hand, "Oh, Brad, don't worry about it. He'll be seeing a lot more of it where he's going."

With that, Magenta and Riff Raff were suddenly identified as the two policemen as they stripped away their blue jackets and hats. Magenta's hair almost burst from her hat as she removed it, and Riff's hung limp as it fell. Magenta took Ken from Frank without a word.

Riff said slowly, "Er.. Master.. I thought you were lying, but here is the Transylvanian heir just as you say.. Janet has testified that he is your blood."

Frank nodded, "You see, now you have your Prince of Transylvania."

Janet screamed, "What?!"

Frank turned to her, "Oh, didn't I tell you? I was the prince of Transylvania.. Now, your son-no, as you put it, OUR son- will be able to take my place when my mother passes on."

Janet and Brad gasped. Janet screeched, "You tricked me!"

Frank couldn't help it. He gave her a disgusted look, "Well, duh! We're all geniuses here.."

Janet interrupted, "I will not leave my son with those.. Those murderers!"

Magenta nodded, "We know. You're coming with us."

Brad looked at Frank, realization dawning, "Is this that proposition? Saying goodbye to Janet.. but losing Ken? Why.. Why even do this, Frank? You should have let me handle this whole mess.."

Frank gave a quick warning look to Janet, then explained, "I'm sorry, Brad, but Janet was putting rather urgent pressure on me. You're 'faithful' wife has been blackmailing with the old rape charge."

Brad took a step toward Frank, "Blackmailing you?"

Frank clasped his hands together pointedly, "Why, yes! She has used her power to take me away from my wife, just now with child. She had threatened that if I did not spend some.. 'quality' time with her, she would have me arrested."

Brad gave Janet a hard look, "How could you?!"

Janet was silent, and looked away. Frank continued, "If I can bring your attention to the bite marks on her skin, I gave her what she wanted." Brad didn't look the least bit upset with Frank. He merely waited for Frank to continue. He did. "We both know that I didn't rape this woman. If you let Ken go, Brad, you will be free to divorce Janet."

Brad nodded slowly, weighing his thoughts. Janet was hurt, "Brad! Don't you love me?!"

Frank laughed and fell on the floor, rolling in hysteria. He cackled various forms of 'What a stupid question!' and 'Oh, that's rich!' Brad yelled over the din, "Uh, lemme think about it-NO!"

Brad said sadly to Frank, who had slowed his laughter, "I know I'm gonna miss Ken, Frank.."

Frank looked up at him, putting his hands behind his head, "You can use my phone to talk to him. I have a Transylvanian connection. Use it as often as you like."

Ken looked confusedly at the frizzy-haired woman who had him by the hand, "Where are we going?"

She replied as Brad pushed Janet into Riff Raff's arms, "Home, young one.. Home."

Ken gripped his mother's arm as she joined him. Riff ushered them forward as Ken asked, "Daddy, aren't you coming?"

Brad could only say, as they went out the door, "Be good, Ken.. I'll talk to you as soon as I can! Goodbye.."

Frank called hastily, "Riff!"

Riff turned slowly, "Y-e-s..?"

Frank showed a glimmer of a playful grin, "I told you I was immortal, hehe.."

Riff said quietly, also semi-smiling, "Just remember, Frank, I could come back."

Frank just laughed as they kept walking. Brad inquired, "He nearly killed you years ago, he's living high and dry in Transylvania, and you joke about him trying to kill you again?"

Frank patted his shoulder, "Trust me, Brad.. Sometimes.. It's better to just laugh it off."

Brad took that in, then replied, "Yes.. I suppose so."

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They watched as the four people finally turned a corner.. After a moment, Frank motioned Brad outside. Frank shut the door quietly as Brad headed to his car and Frank to his own. Brad said calmly, "I'm so sorry about this hectic time.."

Frank said before he got in his car, "I just hope you don't miss Ken too much. Remember what I said."

"I will."