The Plunderful Lizard of Ox

(a.k.a. Little Purple Flying Trunks)

(a.k.a. Little Purple Riding Trunks)

A/N: A few of you might be sad to learn that this is going to be the last chapter of this story.  Don't plunge yourselves into the deepest and darkest pits of despair though.  There is a sequel ^___^  The name of which I'll tell you at the end of this chapter.
ON WITH IT!!

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Part Thirteen:  Yes This Really is The End
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To recap the events of the last two chapters…

British Piccolo found his basket of "goodies" for Dende.

Mirai Trunks became the proud owner of a sleeveless leather jacket.

Yamcha and Puar broke up (because they were lovers, duh).

Puar fell in love with Vegeta, but was horribly scorned and then acquired magical powers to "fix them all."

All the characters were turned into gorillas by The Narrator and Author.

Now you're up to speed.

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Back at Capsule Corporation, Bulma and Krillin had been talking on the phone discussing the disappearance of their friends/family.  Bulma vaguely recalled Little Trunks flying off on a mission of some sort, but that had been two weeks ago.  Krillin informed her that Gohan, Videl, and Tien were now at Kame house… all with the same conclusion: Everyone was disappearing.

But none of that paragraph really mattered, because they were transformed into gorillas.

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Over at the dungeon in the Ox King's Castle, doubling as Dende's hangout while the Lookout was fumigated, sat four gorillas.  One of them was wearing a sleeveless, leather jacket, another wore a cloak, the third gorilla was wearing a pinafore thingamabob, and the fourth had the typical Saiyan training suit on, complete with rubber-ish gloves and boots.

Yeah, you guess who's wearing what. 

But what's this?!  Only four gorillas in the dungeon?  There should have been five!  What happened to the fifth?  Where did the Puar-gorilla scamper off to?  He would look hilarious, because he'd be a tiny gorilla! 

Hahaha… Oh well. 

Maybe the Vegeta-gorilla sat on the miniature Puar-gorilla for hitting on him two chapters ago.

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And upstairs in the royal kitchen, sat one lone gorilla surrounded by food and gorging himself.  Remember the Gate Guard?  Named Goku?  That would be him.

Because everyone had been turned into gorillas, they no longer cared about what they were doing before.  They only cared about gorilla-things, such as… eating, sleeping, and uhhh… maybe you should go read about gorillas because that's all I got.

THE FREAKIN' END

and it was freakin lame

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A/N: The name of the sequel will be…

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"The RETURN of Little Purple Riding Trunks"

Hee hee hee… I'm so creative.

Look for posts of that story in about a week.  It will, in fact, feature the RETURN of Little Trunks, our cross-dressing hero.