Disclaimer: I went to a site, The Spoof of The Ring? I think, anyway it had
this "Write your own Mary-Sue" You filled in the blanks. I'll tell anyone
who wants to go to the site where to find it. Just e-mail me. I tried the
"Write Your Own Mary-Sue" thing, and thought it was funny, after all, I
didn't use the meant characters! I used HP!
Erin, You are going to HATE ME!!!!!!
(Meet Erin in a later chapter of Reality Check, She reviewed as
MadaboutRon, didn't you?)
Real disclaimer: Only used inserted words, bad spelling belongs to the
other site
Summary: most of its up there. Warning: Utter nonsense (I'd have rate it higher if I used swear words) Read and review
Write Your Own Mary-Sue! We see self-inserted people... they're everywhere...
Fill in the fabulous pop-ups to reveal your very own Mary-Sue story. Yes it's crap, but that's your fault for clicking the damn link! Yes there are lots of pop-ups and you'll never escape, but again, your fault.
Draco looked around Cat Cool Club with a powerful sense of huger due to the fact that the poor thing hasn't eaten, he's anorexic and gazed. This story sure was getting fantastic due to the wonderful Author . What was Tolkien thinking with all of those yucky Mudbloods and Muggle-Lovers aka Hermione and Ron and - please - a magical clothspeg ? Where's the power in that? Also, Ron had been giving him some freaky looks and he was getting freaked out that things may take some slashy turns. Right then, Aariealka Lyra Granger, The Wondrous propelled the revolting Mari-Su into the story. Not only a teenager from modern day Earth, but secretly the servant of Cat Cool Club and the known Universe! Draco swore in disgust, . He had never seen anyone so revolting in his life. She was scarily red, yellow and blue at the same time . More than scarily red, yellow and blue at the same time, she was worse then RON! ! He was in love. Yup. Definitely in love. No slashy turns for Ron . For no real reason at all, going against all laws of the story, history, mathematics and gravity itself, Mari-Su vomit-inducingly joined the Fellowship right there, right then (Goodbyeeeee Danny Radcliffe !) Together they walked through Cat Cool Club , onto the Astronomy tower and more dangerous road, all the while Draco biting on her ankles. Suddenly, and for no reason at all, some nasty House-elves attacked!
"Wah!" wailed Draco as he was brutally cleaned . Swiftly, Mari-Su was at his side, single-handedly destorying the House-elves in one sharp, effortless stinky breath . "You saved my life," Draco swooned, kissing her pinky passionately.
Just as things were heating up, and the story seemed slightly less fantastic due to the wonderful Authour , Ron , 'Mionie and Ginnala simultaneously fell down a hole! Selflessly, fearing no harm for herself, Mari-Su laughed heroically to their rescue, saving their lives in one lucky swoop.
"You saved our lives," they swooned, kissing her pinky . And just as the story was drawing a close, Tom Riddle discreetly mentioned The Ring in conversation. But Mari-Su was no swot , she was the servant of Cat Cool Club in disguise a wee bit! In one swift movement, she grabbed The One Ring from Frodo's lips , killed Sauron somehow, and destroyed The Ring in a nearby jewlary box , freeing all of Middle-Earth of its evil corruption and power forever and ever. And ever.
"You saved our lives," the free peoples of Middle-Earth swooned, kissing her pinky passionately. And just as the story was drawing to a close, Mari- Su shagged Draco for a while and they all lived happily ever after. Oh yeah, and I think Gandalf fell into darkness at one point and some other bloke died.
Summary: most of its up there. Warning: Utter nonsense (I'd have rate it higher if I used swear words) Read and review
Write Your Own Mary-Sue! We see self-inserted people... they're everywhere...
Fill in the fabulous pop-ups to reveal your very own Mary-Sue story. Yes it's crap, but that's your fault for clicking the damn link! Yes there are lots of pop-ups and you'll never escape, but again, your fault.
Draco looked around Cat Cool Club with a powerful sense of huger due to the fact that the poor thing hasn't eaten, he's anorexic and gazed. This story sure was getting fantastic due to the wonderful Author . What was Tolkien thinking with all of those yucky Mudbloods and Muggle-Lovers aka Hermione and Ron and - please - a magical clothspeg ? Where's the power in that? Also, Ron had been giving him some freaky looks and he was getting freaked out that things may take some slashy turns. Right then, Aariealka Lyra Granger, The Wondrous propelled the revolting Mari-Su into the story. Not only a teenager from modern day Earth, but secretly the servant of Cat Cool Club and the known Universe! Draco swore in disgust, . He had never seen anyone so revolting in his life. She was scarily red, yellow and blue at the same time . More than scarily red, yellow and blue at the same time, she was worse then RON! ! He was in love. Yup. Definitely in love. No slashy turns for Ron . For no real reason at all, going against all laws of the story, history, mathematics and gravity itself, Mari-Su vomit-inducingly joined the Fellowship right there, right then (Goodbyeeeee Danny Radcliffe !) Together they walked through Cat Cool Club , onto the Astronomy tower and more dangerous road, all the while Draco biting on her ankles. Suddenly, and for no reason at all, some nasty House-elves attacked!
"Wah!" wailed Draco as he was brutally cleaned . Swiftly, Mari-Su was at his side, single-handedly destorying the House-elves in one sharp, effortless stinky breath . "You saved my life," Draco swooned, kissing her pinky passionately.
Just as things were heating up, and the story seemed slightly less fantastic due to the wonderful Authour , Ron , 'Mionie and Ginnala simultaneously fell down a hole! Selflessly, fearing no harm for herself, Mari-Su laughed heroically to their rescue, saving their lives in one lucky swoop.
"You saved our lives," they swooned, kissing her pinky . And just as the story was drawing a close, Tom Riddle discreetly mentioned The Ring in conversation. But Mari-Su was no swot , she was the servant of Cat Cool Club in disguise a wee bit! In one swift movement, she grabbed The One Ring from Frodo's lips , killed Sauron somehow, and destroyed The Ring in a nearby jewlary box , freeing all of Middle-Earth of its evil corruption and power forever and ever. And ever.
"You saved our lives," the free peoples of Middle-Earth swooned, kissing her pinky passionately. And just as the story was drawing to a close, Mari- Su shagged Draco for a while and they all lived happily ever after. Oh yeah, and I think Gandalf fell into darkness at one point and some other bloke died.