"SETO!" Seth sang, wrapping her arms around him in a loving hug. "LOVING?!?!?!" Seto screamed, trying his best to struggle out of Seth's arms. "THIS IS NOT LOVING!!! THIS IS MURDEROUS!!!" Don't be silly, Seto-chan! Seth loves you! "I do, I do, I do!" Seth agreed, squeezing Seto lovi- "It's NOT loving!!!" Seto screamed. Shut-up, Seto. I'm going to have to punish you because you've made Seth sad. Look at that face, Seto! And indeed, Seth was sad. "STOP STATING THE OBVIOUS!" Sesshoumaru snorted. Shut-up. Anyways, bye-bye, Seto. Ahem. Suddenly a huge fireball hit Seto and killed him. ........ Uh. let's try again. Ahem. Suddenly a huge fireball hit Seto and killed him. ........ "I'M ALIVE!!" Seto screamed. "I'M ALIVE!!" B. but. but you. you can't be. alive. Can you? "Tonni." Yuki said, her face worried. "You. you lost. your powers. and so did me, and Price Pinkie, and Inu-chan, and Sesshoumaru, and Shippou." her voice trailed off. "STOP STATING THE OBVIOUS!" Sesshoumaru snorted. Shut-up. Anyways, bye-bye, Seto. Ahem. Suddenly a huge fireball hit Seto and killed him. ........ Uh. let's try again. Ahem. Suddenly a huge fireball hit Seto and killed him. ........ "Tonni." Yuki said, her face worried. "You. you lost. your powers. and so did me, and Price Pinkie, and Inu-chan, and Sesshoumaru, and Shippou." her voice trailed off.

But how?!? How could we lose them like that?!?! "I DON'T WANT TO LIVE LIFE WITH MORTAL STRENGTH!!" Inu-Yasha said, trying to make his sword transform. Nothing happened. "WELL NO KIDDING NOTHIN' HAPPENED!" Shippou bellowed. "HE'S NOT DEFENDING A HUMAN--!!" Shut-up, Shippou. If I had my powers, I'd boot you. Well, this is an interesting predicament we're in, huh? "D. do you hear that?" Yugi said suddenly. Prince Pinkie, with his wonderful hearing abilities, did in fact hear it.

"STOP THAT!" Vegeta yelled. His face drew in a tight frown. "It's," he said. "It. sounds like sirens." OH GREAT!!! They know we killed Santa and now they're after us!! "What do you mean?!" Ranma yelled. "What're we gonna do?!?!" Well, I guess. I guess maybe. Seto? Yugi? Seth? "Don't look at me," Seth said, dropping Seto and sipping her ice-sucky. "I didn't bring Cowboy Bebop along. Didn't think I'd need them." Shit, shit, shit!! What're we gonna do?! "RUN!!" Ranma screamed. They ran. "STOP THAT!!" Vegeta yelled. OK, OK. Sorry. It just helps move the story along, y'know? Anyways. The troop ran their asses off out of the tiny scene (WHOHOO!!!) and into the real world. Upon seeing Vegeta's gravity-defying hair, as with Yugi's, three demons, and a guy with a pigtail (Yuki, Seth, and Tonni were all relatively normal.) the people in the cars on the highway. "We're not ON a highway!" Seto screamed. We will be in a second. "You can't transport us to a highway!" Inu-Yasha screamed. Oh right. Eheh. Uh. well, there's a stadium ahead of us. let's hide in there! They ran. "SHUT UP!!" Vegeta screamed. "And what was that bit about the gravity defying hair?! I find that offensive." If I had my powers. "Well, you don't," Yuki said. "C'mon, let's go to the stadium." WEEOOHWEEOOH!!! "Tonni!!!" It wasn't me!! It was the sirens!!! They must have found Santa Clause!!! "Shit shit shit!" Ranma yelled. Wait a minute. Where the hell is Shippou?

Meanwhile.

"Uh. guys?" Shippou moaned. "Guys??? Where are you?? The police are coming! Oh my God they're here! They've got guns!! AUGH!!!!!" And the birds tweeted as two corpses, one fat and one small, were carried out of Prince Pinkie's backyard.

Back at the place near the stadium.

He's dead he's dead he's dead!!! Aw man! We should have done a head count!! "Who needs 'im?!" Vegeta yelled, grabbing the beautiful Tonni by the collar. I need 'im! Aw, poor li'l' guy! "Who gives a shit about him?!?" Inu-Yasha screamed. "I mean, I was in his manga for Christ's sakes!! I don't even care!!" "That's because you don't fuckin care about anyone!!" Yuki screamed. "That's another one of my characters!! GONE!!!"

Well, this time it wasn't my fault. It's only. uh. IT'S SESSHOU-CHAN'S FAULT!!! "WHAT!?!?!?!?" Sesshoumaru bellowed. "I did NOT leave him behind!! I'm barely in this story!!! I've said about two words!!!" Maybe you were jealous, eh? "Why you." "HOLD IT!!" Ranma yelled. "Just cool it! We've got to get to that stadium!!" "RUN!!!" Vegeta screamed. They ran. "SHUT UP!!"

Chapter Seven, in Which Veggie learns the Cancan.

What a long chapter that last one was, eh? Anyways, we're running into the stadium. "Just run!! No one cares about your commentary, Tonni!!" Yuki screamed. Are you forgetting that I am God?!?! "You lost your powers, moron!!" Inu-Yasha gasped as he tried to keep up with the rest of the party. For a half demon, he was considerably slow, mentally and physically.

"HEY!!! Anyways, we don't have to be afraid of you any more!!!" Inu-Yasha countered. Oh believe me, Inu-chan. you have a LOT to be afraid of. Inu-Yasha gulped. "Look, there's a curtain!!" Sesshoumaru, the one with the running genes of the family (along with the good looks) said. "Why, thank-" Sesshoumaru-chan started. Too bad he's gay. Everyone snickered. Ahem. They ran in front. "WE GET IT!!!" . The troop ran in front. "WE FUCKING GET IT!!"