[Scene: Halliwell Manor. The sisters are still pondering how they're going
to tell Paige about her being a witch.]
Piper: Alright! I give up!
Prue: (Looks at her) So soon? This isn't like the Piper we know...
[Cole comes in from the conservatory, looking at his watch.]
Cole: Phoebe? I... have to go to... do something. You mind if I leave?
Phoebe: [Suspiciously] Do what?
Cole: I told you, something important. I'm gonna be back, in about an hour's time. Bye.
[He left, leaving Phoebe speechless.]
Phoebe: Ok, I KNOW he's good, but it's too bad he keeps disappearing off like that
Prue: Phoebe, we've got no time to deal with your on-again off-again boyfriend okay?
Phoebe: [Narrows her eyes] I'm all for it, but hey, be a little sympathetic...it doesn't take much
Piper: Phoebe, it's alright. I'm guessing he didn't have to do anything evil. Maybe he just wants to surprise you or something
Phoebe: I'm not so sure though
Piper: Oh, stop being such a worrywart! Trust your guy....you've been together for like 2 years.
Prue: [Snaps fingers] Are we done here? Come on, Piper, Phoebe let's go!
Piper: Oh wait, go, where?
Prue: To look for Paige and...
Piper: Do what? We haven't decided how to break the news!
Phoebe: You know what we can do? Prue, you can go orb her here.
Piper: Are you out of your mind, Phoebe?
Phoebe: [Hotly] What, at least I offered a suggestion, not like someone, who sitting there, not using any grey matter up in her head at all.
[Piper started to retaliate, but Prue cuts her off.]
Prue: Alright guys, this isn't the time to be arguing!
Phoebe: Look, Prue, orb her here okay? So at least she won't be so freaked out when we start telling her all sorts of stuff
Prue: [Looks at Piper] Alright, but you two better be good! [Orbs out]
Phoebe and Piper both sat in complete silence, ignoring and not looking at each other, until Prue came back again with Paige
Paige: [Struggling to break free] Oh my God, let me go, you jerk!! [Prue lets go of Paige. Paige tries to get away, but Prue made her sit down on the couch]
Phoebe: [Stood up] Ok, here's the deal, little sister, you're a witch, we're your sisters, that one there is a Whitelighter [points at Prue], that one there [points to Piper] is married to a Whitelighter, just like our dead mom. Our mom and your dad, also a Whitelighter, had an affair and ta-da! You're born. We need your help, and we need you to embrace your witchly powers.
Paige: [Takes it in slowly] Oh wow... [Quietly] Okay, I'm ready
Piper: [Raises eyebrow] Really? You believe all that?
Paige: [Face hardens] Fat chance, you jerks. What do you think I am, a moron? Now, if you'll excuse me [Goes to the door], I have a life to lead....unlike some.
Phoebe: No, wait, listen to us, please...
Paige: For what? I have to go back to work. [She starts to leave, but Piper blew up the door. She was startled.] Oh my goodness...
Piper: We'll just take up 5 minutes of your time. We need to get you safe, before any demon attacks.
Paige: Wait, now you're talking demons? What are you all? The breed of Satan or something?
Prue: Okay, see, you have Halliwell blood. I mean, yeah, we're the Halliwells. Yeah, and since you have Halliwell blood, it makes you a witch, from Mum's side. From what we deduce, Mum had an affair with Sam, her Whitelighter, and they had you. Tell us, where were you found?
Paige: Alright, to humour you, I was found in a church.
Piper: Right... We -- [A demon, looking suspiciously like Belthazor shimmers in] Demon!
Prue: [Stands in front of the Demon] Okay, guys stand back, I'll handle this. [Flicks her hands to send the Demon flying]
Phoebe: [Ran forward, levitated and kicked the Demon]
Piper: [Walked forward and flicked her hands, the demon blew up--turned back to Phoebe] Funny how that guy looks exactly like Belthazor.
Paige: Oh my god. What are you people?
Piper: Alright! I give up!
Prue: (Looks at her) So soon? This isn't like the Piper we know...
[Cole comes in from the conservatory, looking at his watch.]
Cole: Phoebe? I... have to go to... do something. You mind if I leave?
Phoebe: [Suspiciously] Do what?
Cole: I told you, something important. I'm gonna be back, in about an hour's time. Bye.
[He left, leaving Phoebe speechless.]
Phoebe: Ok, I KNOW he's good, but it's too bad he keeps disappearing off like that
Prue: Phoebe, we've got no time to deal with your on-again off-again boyfriend okay?
Phoebe: [Narrows her eyes] I'm all for it, but hey, be a little sympathetic...it doesn't take much
Piper: Phoebe, it's alright. I'm guessing he didn't have to do anything evil. Maybe he just wants to surprise you or something
Phoebe: I'm not so sure though
Piper: Oh, stop being such a worrywart! Trust your guy....you've been together for like 2 years.
Prue: [Snaps fingers] Are we done here? Come on, Piper, Phoebe let's go!
Piper: Oh wait, go, where?
Prue: To look for Paige and...
Piper: Do what? We haven't decided how to break the news!
Phoebe: You know what we can do? Prue, you can go orb her here.
Piper: Are you out of your mind, Phoebe?
Phoebe: [Hotly] What, at least I offered a suggestion, not like someone, who sitting there, not using any grey matter up in her head at all.
[Piper started to retaliate, but Prue cuts her off.]
Prue: Alright guys, this isn't the time to be arguing!
Phoebe: Look, Prue, orb her here okay? So at least she won't be so freaked out when we start telling her all sorts of stuff
Prue: [Looks at Piper] Alright, but you two better be good! [Orbs out]
Phoebe and Piper both sat in complete silence, ignoring and not looking at each other, until Prue came back again with Paige
Paige: [Struggling to break free] Oh my God, let me go, you jerk!! [Prue lets go of Paige. Paige tries to get away, but Prue made her sit down on the couch]
Phoebe: [Stood up] Ok, here's the deal, little sister, you're a witch, we're your sisters, that one there is a Whitelighter [points at Prue], that one there [points to Piper] is married to a Whitelighter, just like our dead mom. Our mom and your dad, also a Whitelighter, had an affair and ta-da! You're born. We need your help, and we need you to embrace your witchly powers.
Paige: [Takes it in slowly] Oh wow... [Quietly] Okay, I'm ready
Piper: [Raises eyebrow] Really? You believe all that?
Paige: [Face hardens] Fat chance, you jerks. What do you think I am, a moron? Now, if you'll excuse me [Goes to the door], I have a life to lead....unlike some.
Phoebe: No, wait, listen to us, please...
Paige: For what? I have to go back to work. [She starts to leave, but Piper blew up the door. She was startled.] Oh my goodness...
Piper: We'll just take up 5 minutes of your time. We need to get you safe, before any demon attacks.
Paige: Wait, now you're talking demons? What are you all? The breed of Satan or something?
Prue: Okay, see, you have Halliwell blood. I mean, yeah, we're the Halliwells. Yeah, and since you have Halliwell blood, it makes you a witch, from Mum's side. From what we deduce, Mum had an affair with Sam, her Whitelighter, and they had you. Tell us, where were you found?
Paige: Alright, to humour you, I was found in a church.
Piper: Right... We -- [A demon, looking suspiciously like Belthazor shimmers in] Demon!
Prue: [Stands in front of the Demon] Okay, guys stand back, I'll handle this. [Flicks her hands to send the Demon flying]
Phoebe: [Ran forward, levitated and kicked the Demon]
Piper: [Walked forward and flicked her hands, the demon blew up--turned back to Phoebe] Funny how that guy looks exactly like Belthazor.
Paige: Oh my god. What are you people?