A/N: WARNING! Anyone expecting a serious, thoughtful chapter today will be very disappointed…
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Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Shadow Games Saga
Final Duel 1: The Room of Doom (Part 1)
Yes, that's right. Yugi was a girl. A cute girl. With mostly long, black hair with red edges and yellow bangs. Everything about him/her was the same, besides the… er female parts…
Jonouchi stared. The he laughed. "Hahahahahahahaha!!! Okay Yugi, lose the disguise!"
Yugi blinked. "But… It's not a disguise…" Yugi looked like he/she would cry.
"Grrr… This place is sick…" Kaiba muttered.
"This place is scary!" Mokuba chirped.
"Gah… So now what do we do?" Jonouchi asked.
"Maybe we can turn around and get out the way we came in?" Anzu suggested. "This is a weird place…" They all turned around to see… a wall.
"Or maybe not…" Honda sighed. They all looked around to where they first encountered "Girl Yugi", and saw that they were in a maze.
Jonouchi stared. "… What the hell is wrong with this place?!"
"Maybe we find Bakura at the end of this maze?" Miho suggested.
"Maybe…" Anzu pondered.
They all walked through the maze, not knowing they were actually smaller than a mouse…
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"Ha! Hahahaha!" Dark Bakura laughed. "As soon as they look up, they will realize they are in a mouse maze! But first, I will spray them with cheese scent and send them a little 'pet'… Heehee…" Dark Bakura got out a spray bottle and sprayed the group with it. He then took a blind mouse out of a cage, and put it in the maze, near the end. The mouse sniffed around and searched for the cheese scented heroes, thinking they really were cheese…
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"Ew!" Jonouchi said. "What was that stuff?!"
"I dunno, but it sure smells good…" Yugi said, sniffing herself.
Honda sniffed. "It smells like… Cheese!"
"Cheese?" Anzu pondered. "Uh oh…"
"…'Uh oh?'…? I don't like the sound of that… " Jonouchi twitched.
"Guys, do you know what eats cheese?"
"Uh… People?" Yugi asked.
"Mice! Rats!" Anzu screamed.
"Yeah…" Honda muttered. "So what? It's not like a giant rat will--"
Suddenly, a mouse bigger than them rushed forward.
"-- Aaaahhhh!! A giant rat!" Honda screamed as he ran. The others soon followed.
"See!! I told you something was wrong!" Anzu yelled.
"Well how was I supposed to know Bakura shrunk us or made the rat big?!" Honda screamed.
The mouse continued to chase them, when Yugi realized who could help him. He cried out. "Yu-Gi-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" Dark Yugi appeared in his place, also affected by Bakura's spell. "… What is this?!" She stopped and saw the mouse chasing them. She smirked, and got out a card. "Hmmm… This should work!" It was the Trap Hole card. She set in on the ground, then ran after the others. "Hey! Stop!"
They all stopped. "What's the deal, Yugi?! A huge mouse is chasing us!" Honda yelled.
Dark Yugi smirked. "Just watch…" The Trap Hole sent the mouse hurtling to it's doom. "… Ummm… Was all that really necessary?" Honda asked. Dark Yugi simply stared. "Why yes… yes it was…", she finally said. They did not question the psychotic boy-turned-girl. They just continued on through the maze until the end. They then found…
"CARNIVAL!!!" Mokuba gasped. In fact, everyone except Kaiba gasped. Everyone except Kaiba played all the games there, and everyone except Kaiba went on the rides. Honda even got Miho on the Tunnel of Love with him. Kaiba snorted, while Jonouchi and Mokuba got high off of candy.
"Mmmm, Blue Eyes… Nummy!" Jonouchi said as he tried to eat one of Kaiba's cards, getting drool on it in the process.
Kaiba stared in disbelief. He attacked Jou. "What are you doing to my cards, dog?!"
Mokuba was in his underwear swimming after the fake swans in the Tunnel of Love, creeping out Honda and Miho.
"Gah! Mokuba, what the hell are you doing?!" Kaiba screamed as he chased after his little brother.
After a few hours…
The carnival was in flames. Seto Kaiba, Miho, Honda, Yugi, and Anzu were tied up. Jonouchi looked like Braveheart, face paint included. Mokuba had Yugi's clothes on. "It's time to duel!" Mokuba screamed out.
"I'm cold…" Yugi shivered.
"Geez…" Kaiba muttered.
"This is insane…" Honda also muttered.
A few more hours later…
The carnival was gone. Mokuba and Jonouchi were back to normal and the others were untied, clothes and all. "… I feel sick…" Jonouchi pouted.
"Me too…" Mokuba whined.
After they all settled, they all traveled to the next realm in this "Crazy-Ass Room", as Jonouchi called it. They walked through a door, and fell into quicksand.
"Ahhh! Ahhh!" Honda screamed.
"Don't move!" Anzu yelled. "It'll make it worse!"
They didn't move. They fell in faster. "ARGH!!!"
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"This is better than TV!!!" Dark Bakura yelled. "By the time they get here, they'll be begging me to take their souls!!" He spun in his swivel chair, and took out a piece of candy. "I think I'll have a little more fun with them…" He crunched into the candy. "Mmmm… Jawbreakers…"
"This is hopeless…" Honda muttered. They all looked at their surroundings. They were in a desert. There was a guy. In a fur coat. Doing Tae-Bo. While drinking hot liquid magma and pouring ice water on the ground. Let's just say that it was not making them feel better…
"AGH!! Penalty Game! Mind CRUSH!!!! PUNISNMENT GAME OF DEATH!!!" Dark Yugi screamed. The "hot guy" exploded.
"Yay!" everyone cheered. They continued on their journey.
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"Heh… They are losing it…" Dark Bakura snickered. "Now what can I do to them?" He thought. "I know!"
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They were now reaching a tunnel. The tunnel reached into a kitchen. Standing there, was a human sized burger-person.
"Awesome!" Yugi, Jonouchi, and Honda screamed.
"… Roar…" went the Burger Man.
"… Why am I horribly frightened?" said Kaiba.
"Guys, let's get eating!" Yugi yelled.
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"What? NNNNOOOOO!!! Attack, Burger Man! Before you get killed!!!" Dark Bakura screamed.
To Be Continued…
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Weird, huh? XD