Tist Tist Harry Potter
by: Speed the turtle

Notes: I do not own Harry Potter. Don't sue me please! I don't own the Digimon song!

My Notes: Okay, I am bored agian, and I want to make fun of Harry Potter. So this time, I am writing it on the hogwarts express! YAY! Oh well! This might be stupid...so please forgive me if it really is super stupid. And you don't like it.


( ON the Hogwarts express)

Hermione: Does anyone know what happend to my feet?

Ron: I think they went out the window....

Harry: Wait! I think they are connected to your legs!

Hermione: WOW!! I never thought I would notice that!

Harry: Well you are the smartest one Hermione...

Ron: Guy's don't even start the goo goo eyes!

Harry: Wa?? Oh! I was thinking about the Digimon song...

Ron: I havn't heard that before...

Hermione: Isn't that like what they use for the song for america.

Harry: How should I know! I live in Europe!

Hermione: Oh yeah.....

Harry: * Sing* Digimon Digto Monsters! Digimons go to battle!

Hermione: Wow...that was so interesting! I have to write it down and send that song to my parents!

Ron: I think Fred would go crazy if we sang that to him.

Harry: Good idea!

( Hermione, Harry and Ron sneek to Freds uhhhh little train appartment...thing...)

Fred: Hiya Harry!

Harry: NOOO!!! Don't talk to me like that annoying kid does!!!

Fred: Ohh..sorry!

Harry: PAYBACK TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fred: Whatca gonna do?

Hermione: Digimon Digito monsters, Digimons go to battle!!!

Fred: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you know that song makes JIggypuffs appear?

( They look behind them and they see a hundred jugglypuffs)

Ron: We didn't sing that that many times did we?

( Hermione see's Harry humming the song)

Hermione: Ha--..COOL!!

( All the JigglyPuffs sing and then it makes the whole world hear it, and all the good people live, and the bad people die)

THE END!!!!
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MUMUHOHOHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! What! I love my evil laugh!