Tist Tist Harry Potter
by: Speed the Turtle, with help from Saramina and Agami....
Chapter: Snorting Hat .
Notes: For Jason
Agami: Okay...can I be in this!!!
Saramina: NO ME!
Speed: NO! I promised Jason would be here..
Agami and Saramina: FINE FINE FINE!!
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Professer Mcgoggles: Now you will be brought to the snorting hat, and he will snort you way into one of the four houses...things....There is Griffendora, HufflePuffers, Slytherinas, RavenFeet....If you get picked to be in Griffendora but the snorting hat has two snorts, then you have something to do with you-know-what..so...did I read ahead of you all..
Everybody: YESS!
Jason: I'M THE QUIET ONE THAT NEVER TALKS!!!!!!!!
Harry: Then why are you talking? Jiggly...
Jason: because i'm the quiet one that never talks..
Harry: Okay, that makes sence...
Snorting hat: * Snort Snort Snort*
Professer McGoggles: Okay, that is one RavenFeet, one Slytherinas...and a HufflePuffer....Harry Potter!!?!?"
Harry: Thats mee!!!!
Snortinghat: Ohhh sing that wonderful song....uhh..* Snort Snort*......
Harry:Jigglypufff Jiggly puff.....JigglyPuff Jigglyyyyyy!!
* Jigglypuffs appear everywhere*
Jigglys: JIGGLYPUFFF!! * They sing*
Hermione: YAY!!!!!!!!
Ron: WHooo wants chocolate!!
Jason: ME ME ME!!!
Ron: NO!
Jason: But I'm the boy that never talks!! I need chocolate!
Ron: NO!
Jason: Please!
Jigglys: * Get all mad that no one is paying attention to them and they kill everyone, but Jason* THE END!!!
Harry: WHAT?!?!? THIS WAS SHORT!
Hermione: Like the first book.
Ron: Chocolate..
Jigglys: JIGGGGGGLY!!!!
Jason: I"M THE GUY THAT NEVER TALKS!!!!!
Harry: Sure you are..
Hermione: I only use Shampoo..
Ron: I've noticed...Do you have a bird living in your hair or something.
Hermione: No...
Harry: JIGGY!!!!!!!
Ron: WHY DOESN"T ANYONE SAY PUFF?!?!
* JIGGLYS! Appear and kill everyone*
Harry: Nope Nope Nope still not the end.
Jason: I"m the guy that never talks!
Ron: Why don't you just shut up, you didn't give Speed the candy bar yesterday anyways.
Jason: I'm the guy that never talks, nor shares his candy...* Evil horns grow on him*
Ron: BAWHAHAHAHAHA!
* Jason kills everybody and this really is the end!!!*
Harry: No it isn't..
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Speed: Why do I even make these stories I'm too grumpy for this stuff.
Jason: I need the story..
Speed: NOOOOOO!!!
by: Speed the Turtle, with help from Saramina and Agami....
Chapter: Snorting Hat .
Notes: For Jason
Agami: Okay...can I be in this!!!
Saramina: NO ME!
Speed: NO! I promised Jason would be here..
Agami and Saramina: FINE FINE FINE!!
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Professer Mcgoggles: Now you will be brought to the snorting hat, and he will snort you way into one of the four houses...things....There is Griffendora, HufflePuffers, Slytherinas, RavenFeet....If you get picked to be in Griffendora but the snorting hat has two snorts, then you have something to do with you-know-what..so...did I read ahead of you all..
Everybody: YESS!
Jason: I'M THE QUIET ONE THAT NEVER TALKS!!!!!!!!
Harry: Then why are you talking? Jiggly...
Jason: because i'm the quiet one that never talks..
Harry: Okay, that makes sence...
Snorting hat: * Snort Snort Snort*
Professer McGoggles: Okay, that is one RavenFeet, one Slytherinas...and a HufflePuffer....Harry Potter!!?!?"
Harry: Thats mee!!!!
Snortinghat: Ohhh sing that wonderful song....uhh..* Snort Snort*......
Harry:Jigglypufff Jiggly puff.....JigglyPuff Jigglyyyyyy!!
* Jigglypuffs appear everywhere*
Jigglys: JIGGLYPUFFF!! * They sing*
Hermione: YAY!!!!!!!!
Ron: WHooo wants chocolate!!
Jason: ME ME ME!!!
Ron: NO!
Jason: But I'm the boy that never talks!! I need chocolate!
Ron: NO!
Jason: Please!
Jigglys: * Get all mad that no one is paying attention to them and they kill everyone, but Jason* THE END!!!
Harry: WHAT?!?!? THIS WAS SHORT!
Hermione: Like the first book.
Ron: Chocolate..
Jigglys: JIGGGGGGLY!!!!
Jason: I"M THE GUY THAT NEVER TALKS!!!!!
Harry: Sure you are..
Hermione: I only use Shampoo..
Ron: I've noticed...Do you have a bird living in your hair or something.
Hermione: No...
Harry: JIGGY!!!!!!!
Ron: WHY DOESN"T ANYONE SAY PUFF?!?!
* JIGGLYS! Appear and kill everyone*
Harry: Nope Nope Nope still not the end.
Jason: I"m the guy that never talks!
Ron: Why don't you just shut up, you didn't give Speed the candy bar yesterday anyways.
Jason: I'm the guy that never talks, nor shares his candy...* Evil horns grow on him*
Ron: BAWHAHAHAHAHA!
* Jason kills everybody and this really is the end!!!*
Harry: No it isn't..
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Speed: Why do I even make these stories I'm too grumpy for this stuff.
Jason: I need the story..
Speed: NOOOOOO!!!