"Strip Poker!" came Duo's voice from somewhere in the background.
"I think it's a little late for us," came Blysse's voice.
"STRIP MONOPOLY!!!!" Quatre cried. Everyone looked at him.
"FUN!!!" exclaimed Riva.
"DOUBLE FUN!" Tonni sang, leaning on Heero's shoulder, which made Heero stiffen up.
Trowa looked at her for a moment and agreed.
Heero really had no choice in the matter because suddenly Blysse and Duo screamed, "YAY!" so he pushed another button, and a monopoly set fell out of a black hole.
"Cool. A black hole."
Everyone turned to see Duo standing there with Blysse, and, amazingly enough, they were both fully dressed.
"That was fast," said Heero.
"It was?"
"Yes. Now be quiet while me and Quatre set up the game," Riva replied rudely. Her and Quatre then proceeded to set up the game. Quatre explained the rules. If you landed on someone's property, you had to take off an article of clothing. The first one completely naked loses. The last one with at least one article of clothing still on wins.
"How many people are playing?" Riva asked.
"I am," Heero said.
"Me too," said Trowa.
"I AM TOO!!!" exclaimed Duo and Blysse at the same time.
"Me, me, me, me, me!!" Tonni exclaimed. "I rock at this game!!"
"Me and Quatre are," Riva replied. She then turned to Wufei and asked, "You playin'?"
Wufei mumbled some Chinese profanities and said, "Ok."
"Great!" Riva exclaimed happily.
"Who's who?" Quatre asked.
"I'M THE DOG!!!" Blysse cried before anyone else could say anything.
"O...k..."
"I want the car!!!" Duo exclaimed, waving his hands around.
"I'll be the hat," said Quatre, sweetly.
"I'm gonna be. the crazy psycho witch," Tonni decided, giggling.
"There is no crazy psycho witch, Ton," Quatre explained.
"Heero?" Tonni asked. "Is there a crazy psycho with?"
Heero snapped his fingers and a brand new piece appeared. "There is now," he answered.
"I'm the cannon," said Riva.
Heero glared at Riva and mumbled, "I'll be the boat."
"Um...I'll be the shoe..." said Trowa.
"Haha. Shoe," laughed Riva.
"I'm the horsie! Horsie horsie horsie!" Wufei cried out loud.
Everyone stared at him.
"I mean...the horse..."
"Alright then..." Tonni said quietly.
Quatre quickly called, "I'm the banker!"
"I'm the real estate agent!" Heero called out.
"Alrighty then. Let the game begin."
After about an hour, Blysse and Duo were out of the game, not that they minded. They were off doing...um...other things. Trowa was without a shirt, same with Wufei, Quatre had no shirt and no pants, Riva had no shirt, Tonni was missing her shirt, and Heero was fully dressed, because he had everything and anything you could buy because he kept robbing the bank, but no one said anything. He had a gun, for God's sake!
"I need some saké!" Wufei cried.
"No you don't. If you leave the table, you're out of the game." Heero said casually.
"What do you get if you win?" Riva asked.
Everyone was silent.
"I private session with Duo and Blysse," Tonni giggled, only to get elbowed in the ribs by Riva.
"Screw this," Wufei said, about to stand up, "I'm leaving."
Quickly, Heero pulled out his gun from...who knows where, and aimed it at Wufei, "Omae o korosu."
Wufei froze in his tracks, then quickly sat back down, "Well, let's get on with the game, shall we?"
After two hours, only Heero, Tonni, and Trowa remained, Trowa being only in his boxers, while Heero was still fully dressed. Tonni was down to a bra and underwear.
"This is so unfair," Trowa mumbled.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Heero.
"Can I just quit?" Tonni groaned.
"No. You must lose properly."
All of a sudden Trowa landed on Boardwalk, "Oh well. Too bad. I lose." then he wandered off to find the rest of his clothes.
An hour later, Tonni hadn't lost an article of clothing, carefully avoiding everything. She rolled the dice and moved her pieces.
"I win," she said solemnly. Heero blinked at her and looked at the board. His eyes went wide.
"But. you. how did you." he stuttered.
"I never lose," Tonni said, emotionless. She went to get back on all of her clothes. Then everyone else could go get their clothes, but Duo and Blysse didn't, not that anyone really noticed. They had forgotten that Duo and Blysse were there.
"I think it's a little late for us," came Blysse's voice.
"STRIP MONOPOLY!!!!" Quatre cried. Everyone looked at him.
"FUN!!!" exclaimed Riva.
"DOUBLE FUN!" Tonni sang, leaning on Heero's shoulder, which made Heero stiffen up.
Trowa looked at her for a moment and agreed.
Heero really had no choice in the matter because suddenly Blysse and Duo screamed, "YAY!" so he pushed another button, and a monopoly set fell out of a black hole.
"Cool. A black hole."
Everyone turned to see Duo standing there with Blysse, and, amazingly enough, they were both fully dressed.
"That was fast," said Heero.
"It was?"
"Yes. Now be quiet while me and Quatre set up the game," Riva replied rudely. Her and Quatre then proceeded to set up the game. Quatre explained the rules. If you landed on someone's property, you had to take off an article of clothing. The first one completely naked loses. The last one with at least one article of clothing still on wins.
"How many people are playing?" Riva asked.
"I am," Heero said.
"Me too," said Trowa.
"I AM TOO!!!" exclaimed Duo and Blysse at the same time.
"Me, me, me, me, me!!" Tonni exclaimed. "I rock at this game!!"
"Me and Quatre are," Riva replied. She then turned to Wufei and asked, "You playin'?"
Wufei mumbled some Chinese profanities and said, "Ok."
"Great!" Riva exclaimed happily.
"Who's who?" Quatre asked.
"I'M THE DOG!!!" Blysse cried before anyone else could say anything.
"O...k..."
"I want the car!!!" Duo exclaimed, waving his hands around.
"I'll be the hat," said Quatre, sweetly.
"I'm gonna be. the crazy psycho witch," Tonni decided, giggling.
"There is no crazy psycho witch, Ton," Quatre explained.
"Heero?" Tonni asked. "Is there a crazy psycho with?"
Heero snapped his fingers and a brand new piece appeared. "There is now," he answered.
"I'm the cannon," said Riva.
Heero glared at Riva and mumbled, "I'll be the boat."
"Um...I'll be the shoe..." said Trowa.
"Haha. Shoe," laughed Riva.
"I'm the horsie! Horsie horsie horsie!" Wufei cried out loud.
Everyone stared at him.
"I mean...the horse..."
"Alright then..." Tonni said quietly.
Quatre quickly called, "I'm the banker!"
"I'm the real estate agent!" Heero called out.
"Alrighty then. Let the game begin."
After about an hour, Blysse and Duo were out of the game, not that they minded. They were off doing...um...other things. Trowa was without a shirt, same with Wufei, Quatre had no shirt and no pants, Riva had no shirt, Tonni was missing her shirt, and Heero was fully dressed, because he had everything and anything you could buy because he kept robbing the bank, but no one said anything. He had a gun, for God's sake!
"I need some saké!" Wufei cried.
"No you don't. If you leave the table, you're out of the game." Heero said casually.
"What do you get if you win?" Riva asked.
Everyone was silent.
"I private session with Duo and Blysse," Tonni giggled, only to get elbowed in the ribs by Riva.
"Screw this," Wufei said, about to stand up, "I'm leaving."
Quickly, Heero pulled out his gun from...who knows where, and aimed it at Wufei, "Omae o korosu."
Wufei froze in his tracks, then quickly sat back down, "Well, let's get on with the game, shall we?"
After two hours, only Heero, Tonni, and Trowa remained, Trowa being only in his boxers, while Heero was still fully dressed. Tonni was down to a bra and underwear.
"This is so unfair," Trowa mumbled.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Heero.
"Can I just quit?" Tonni groaned.
"No. You must lose properly."
All of a sudden Trowa landed on Boardwalk, "Oh well. Too bad. I lose." then he wandered off to find the rest of his clothes.
An hour later, Tonni hadn't lost an article of clothing, carefully avoiding everything. She rolled the dice and moved her pieces.
"I win," she said solemnly. Heero blinked at her and looked at the board. His eyes went wide.
"But. you. how did you." he stuttered.
"I never lose," Tonni said, emotionless. She went to get back on all of her clothes. Then everyone else could go get their clothes, but Duo and Blysse didn't, not that anyone really noticed. They had forgotten that Duo and Blysse were there.