Heero woke up to hear the phone ringing. He picked it up. "Hello?"
"Hi!" squealed Relena.
Heero looked around to see if anyone was watching, and could see no one. "Hi Relena! Did you have a good sleep?"
"Yes, my little Heero-chan! What about you? Did you have a good sleep?"
"Yes, but it would've been better if you had been here."
"Oh little Heero-chan! You are so sweet, and sensitive! I think that I could just eat you up!"
Heero smiled. "Well, little Relena-sama, if you did then I wouldn't be alive anymore!"
"Oh Heero! It was just a saying!"
"I know, my little koi."
"Koi," a voice said, sniggering from the other line.
"Um. Heero?" Relena said. Heero's eyes went wide.
"Tonni, get offa the god D*** line!!" Heero roared.
"But my little Heero-chan." Tonni mocked.
"Ooh, Heero's got a girlfriend!" another voice, Wufei's said.
"Get off the line, you guys!!" Heero screamed.
"OK, OK!!" Wufei said. "Use your words, not your actions."
"Bye, bye." Tonni sniggered. "Heero-chan."
"Why you." Heero began but Tonni giggled and hung up.
"Umm." Relena said questionably, "Who was that?"
"Tonni and Wufei," Heero grumbled.
"Why is there a girl at your house, Heero?" Relena asked.
"She's a new pilot," Heero explained. "I didn't ask for her to come here."
Relena giggled. "Suki da, Heero."
Heero looked around again, and there was no one there that he could see, "Suki da, Relena."
"Hey Heero!" Duo came into Heero's room, "Who ya talkin' to?"
Heero jumped and hung up the phone. "No one."
"Sure........"
Heero tried to look innocent, "But it wasn't anyone important!"
"Whatever Heero..."
"So Duo, did you have fun with us-- I mean Blysse, yesterday?"
Duo grinned mischievously.
"Well that answers all. Now get lost."
"Nani!?!? But I just got here!"
"So, you got here and now you're leaving! Bye Duo!"
"Bye." Duo left the room.
"Stupid baka." Heero whispered when Duo was out of earshot. Heero stood up and walked into the living room, and announced another meeting.
"Hey guys!" Heero said cheerily, "You all had fun yesterday, right?"
Everyone nodded, and Duo and Blysse grinned.
"Well, I've decided that today, we should go to the beach."
Everyone stared blankly at Heero, but finally the voice of Riva was heard:
"But won't other people see us? We'll have no peace!"
"No, because we have our own private beach," Heero explained.
"We do?" Tonni asked.
"Yes," Heero snapped his fingers, "we do. Now everyone go get on your bathing suits/swim trunks, and meet back here."
Everyone nodded and did so. A few minutes later everyone was there again, in their bathing suits/swim trunks. Blysse was in a very skimpy blue bikini, Riva was in a black bikini, Tonni was wearing boy shorts and a skimpy blue bikini top, Trowa was wearing green swim trunks, Wufei was wearing black swim trunks, Quatre was wearing yellow swim trunks, Duo was wearing a blue Speedo and Heero was wearing his spandex shorts.
"Okay, lets go!" Heero opened the door and everyone poured through it, with many people landing on each other, except Blysse and Duo who walked by everyone casually.
"Nice puppy you've got there, Blysse," came Quatre's voice from underneath the pile.
Duo glared at the pile of people, searching for the blonde-haired menace, then walked again after Blysse.
"er..." Tonni mumbled.
"Would you get off of me?" came another voice.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Riva cackled from the top of the pile. She stood up on top of Heero, her dyed blonde hair with black roots, blowing in the wind, and exclaimed, "I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!!" she then shoved her heel into Heero's back, "And you're the dirty rascals."
Heero squirmed out from underneath Riva, causing her to fall onto the sand.
"Mission complete," Tonni snickered.
"Phh." Riva mumbled, then turned around and started building things in the sand with a shovel and bucket that had appeared out of nowhere. The rest of the people broke from the pile and Wufei went to sit by the water, Heero stood staring out at the sea, Tonni was trying to walk on water, Quatre was rolling idly in the sand, and Trowa was watching Riva make whatever she was making.
A while later, Riva's sand-blobs began to take shape. They became a very detailed castle with a village in front and a few villagers in the streets, which amazingly enough, looked like all the Gundam Pilots, hers being in the castle.
"That's very nice Riva, but what are you making them for?" Quatre asked sweetly.
"You'll see," Riva replied, smiling. She looked around to see what she could see, and she saw a giant sand-fort that she hadn't seen when she had first seen when she walked into the beach.
"Um...can someone tell me what the hell that is?" Riva asked, pointing to the fort.
Everyone turned to it, no one saying anything.
After a moment Wufei asked out-loud, "Where's Blysse and Duo?"
Everyone was silent for a moment, then cringed in disgust, except Quatre who twitched uncontrollably, then cried into his hands.
"Quatre," Trowa said cautiously, "Why are you crying?"
Quatre looked up and quickly replied, "Tea time!" while wiping away his tears with his wrist.
"Tea time?" Tonni asked.
"Yes," Quatre said sternly, "Teatime."
"Rriigghhtt..." Heero answered, resuming his stare out at the ocean.
Riva then stood up and dusted her hands off.
"Very well done, Riva," Quatre complimented, drinking from a teacup that also had appeared from nowhere.
"Not for long."
"Huh?"
"MUAHAHAHAHA!!!," she exclaimed, putting her hands in a kind-of claw form, stomping on all of her sand creations with her feet, all the while cackling insanely. Wufei turned around at the sound of Riva's cackling, then stared at her, like all the others were, as she continued to squish and stomp her little sand-things, but she left the castle, and the sand figure of herself, untouched. When she finished squishing the village, she gathered up the sand and began adding onto the castle.
"Would you like some tea?" Quatre asked sweetly.
"Ah, tea. Yes! I would!" she exclaimed happily as Quatre handed her a cup. She then dumped the tea into the little trench with plastic covering the bottom, it half-filling up. Riva looked at it, disappointedly, then turned to Quatre and asked, "May I have more tea?"
"Uh...sure..." Quatre stammered.
"Thanks!" Riva smiled, grabbing the teapot and dumping the rest of it's contents into the moat. She then pulled some toy crocodiles out of somewhere and placed them in the moat. She looked at the teacup and teapot., then placed the teacup under the drawbridge to stable it.
Quatre looked questioningly at Riva, then began to help with the side of the castle that was facing him.
"YaY!," she exclaimed, "Help!"
Trowa in hearing this, began to help on the side of the castle that was facing him.
"YaY! More help!" Riva exclaimed, as she flopped around excitedly like a fish out of water.
"Oh no!" Trowa cried, pointing at Riva, "She's having a seizure!"
"Quick! Put something in her mouth!" Wufei yelled, throwing a seashell at her.
"NO!," Heero said sternly, putting his hand out, "You mustn't do that! Don't get too close!" he cried to Quatre, who had cautiously walked over to her, "She might explode!"
"Hehe!!" Tonni said, dumping the teapot onto Riva. Heero grabbed her arm.
"No," he said. "Down, Boozehound."
Tonni gave him sad puppy dog eyes. Everyone was silent for a moment when Quatre's voice sang, "Don't you put it in your mouth! Don't you put it in your mouth! Don't you stuff it in you face! Don't you stuff it in your fa---" Quatre stopped abruptly, staring at the other G-Pilots who were also staring at him silently.
"I'm not having a seizure," came Riva's voice over the silence.
"Then what were you having?" Heero asked, turning to her.
Riva thought for a moment, then replied, "There are so many wrong answers to that question."
"Rriigghhtt..." Wufei mumbled, walking back to his place by the sea.
"Well, then we'll call them your happy seizures," suggested Tonni, walking over to the sea and trying to walk on water again.
"Them?," Riva questioned, "But I've only had one."
"So far," Heero said, "You're most likely to have more."
"YaY!" Riva exclaimed, flopping around again. "More!"
"Make that two," Quatre recorded to nobody in particular.
Heero rolled his eyes. "Lets do something else... Lets have a sand castle contest!"
"YaY!" Riva exclaimed as she kept flopping around.
"Well Heero, that'd be fun but," Quatre looked over at Duo and Blysse's sand fort, "I think that Duo and Blysse have already won that."
"Hmmm, yes Quatre, I think you're right," Heero agreed.
Riva stopped flopping around, and looked at Heero and Quatre as if nothing had happened, "Then, what are we going to do?"
Heero and Quatre both shrugged.
"KILL WUFEI THE WOMAN HATER!!!!" Tonni screamed insanely and proceeded to throw hunks of sand at Wufei's forehead.
"Hmmm." Riva looked over at Blysse and Duo's sand fort. "Well, I know Wufei and Trowa won't know what to do. and Tonni's, uh, busy... so... we're gonna have to ask Blysse, and Duo."
Quatre and Heero gulped.
"But they're..."
"And I don't think they'd like to be disturbed...."
Riva considered for a second but couldn't think of anything else they could do. "Guys, it's our only choice if you don't want to be bored."
They sighed.
"Okay Riva, me and Quatre will wait here... and you'll go get them... I mean it was your plan in the first place."
Riva sighed. "Yea, whatever." she slowly walked over to the door of the huge sand fort and opened it a crack. When she couldn't hear anything she opened the door wider, and wider and eventually it was wide open. She walked in and gasped...
... Duo and Blysse were sitting at a table playing a game of chess!!!!!
Blysse knocked Duo's king off the board. "Checkmate."
"D***** Blysse! That's the third time in a row you beat me!" Duo looked over to the doorway and saw Riva, standing there, her mouth wide open.
Blysse raised an eyebrow at Riva. "Hey Riva, what's wrong?"
Riva just stood there, astonished.
"Riva, what's wrong? It can't be that I won that game of chess, can it? I mean I've beaten you lots in chess... Riva?"
Riva finally snapped out of her trance. "I've never seen you play chess... with a... with a... guy."
Blysse glared at Riva. "Are you saying I'm a slut?"
Riva shook her head and looked at the floor, "No Blysse, I'm just...uh... well, I've just never seen you with a guy playing chess, that's all."
Blysse smiled. "I'm just kidding Riva!"
Riva looked up, her face was beet red. "I uh... I knew that."
Duo smiled. "Riva, what's the problem?"
"Yeah, why are you here?" Blysse added.
"Well, um... I.... I wanted to... wanted to.... wanted to ask you guys something....." Riva answered.
Blysse rolled her eyes. "Riva, what would you like to ask us?"
Riva thought for a second. "I wanted to... wanted to... I wanted to ask you... ask you if... if..."
"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!" Blysse and Duo both said in unison.
Riva snapped out of her trance. "I wanted to ask you guys what you think we should do."
Duo considered for a second. "Well, I'd suggest you guys build a giant sandcastle, and I mean giant..."
Blysse nodded. "Yea, you should."
Riva pondered for a moment, "Someone had already suggested it... but then someone else said that you guys have already won that contest."
"Well, Riva, no one ever said that it was a contest, and even if it was, me and Duo aren't going to participate anyways... I won three games of chess so I get to choose what we do together..."
Riva crinkled her nose. "I take it you two are going to..."
Duo and Blysse both grinned mischievously and starting kissing each other.
Riva crinkled her nose again. "Well, then. So if it isn't going to be a contest, what will it be?"
After what seemed like hours the two stopped kissing and Blysse replied to Riva's question "Well, just fun, you guys get to build the giant sand castle, and then come back here... just knock first."
Riva crinkled her nose yet again. "Don't worry, I won't forget to knock."
"Good girl. Now shoo, shoo!" Duo waved Riva towards the door.
Riva opened the door and left, closing the door tightly behind her.
Quatre and Heero were standing there, waiting for Riva.
"What took you so d**** long Riva!" Quatre yelled.
Riva looked over at Quatre. "Quatre, settle down, okay?"
Quatre sighed. "Okay."
Riva smiled. "I was talking to them."
"Were they... um..." Heero asked.
"No, they were playing chess." Riva said.
Quatre crinkled his nose. "Ugh, so they were..."
Riva raised an eyebrow. "Guys, they actually were playing chess!"
The two looked at Riva in astonishment.
"Seriously?" Heero poked Riva in the ribs.
Riva rubbed where Heero had poked her. "Yes you stupid bakas!" she slapped Heero on the head, "They were playing chess!"
Quatre smiled. "So are they coming out?"
"No, and like I said..." Riva crinkled her nose, "They were playing chess... now they're...uh..."
Quatre and Heero cringed. "Eewww!"
"I know."
Finally Trowa piped up, "So, what'd they suggest we do?"
Riva smiled, "Build a giant sandcastle!!!!"
Heero looked at Riva and blinked. "But Riva, I already suggested that earlier...."
"No, you suggested and sand castle building contest! This is just for fun!"
Heero stared at the ground and lightly kicked a bit of sand at Quatre. "Oh...."
Quatre smiled, "Well, let's get sta--"
Two screams cut off Quatre's sentence and they looked over at Tonni and Wufei, who were standing paralyzed, staring at the giant sand fort, they turned their heads to the sand fort as well and saw that Blysse and Duo had fallen through a wall and were doing something together which made Quatre start twitching again.
Riva blinked several times, and ran to go help Wufei, while Quatre placed a tent around Blysse and Duo, although it didn't do much to cover the 'disturbing' noises they were making. Heero grabbed Tonni's arm and held her up.
"You OK, onna?" he asked. Tonni just stood there mouth open. Heero gently closed it and Tonni looked at him with wide sea-green eyes.
"Are you Jesus?" she asked before burying her face in his chest and bursting into tears. "It. was. so. scary."
"It's OK, Tonni-sama," he assured quietly. Tonni looked up and, for no apparent reason, kissed him full on the lips, causing Heero to sweatdrop. Heero shifted uncomfortably.
Riva rushed Wufei into the giant sand fort and made him sit down on a chair. She put a blanket on him and began brewing some tea for the poor traumatized little Chinese boy.
Riva walked over to Wufei and handed him a cup of hot tea. "Are you okay, Wufei?"
Wufei shivered and then nodded. Quietly he added, "Yes, thank you onna."
Riva smiled triumphantly. "You're welcome Wufei." She gave Wufei a kiss on the lips and he fainted.
Riva smiled yet again, and left the sand fort, a giant grin was plastered on her face. Quatre, Heero and Trowa's eyes all followed her to where she stood by the sea, after standing there for a moment staring at Riva, Trowa came over to her.
Trowa smoothed down his hair and finally gained enough courage to talk to Riva, "Uh, hi, Riva. Um... How's Wufei? Is he going to be okay?"
Riva kept looking out onto the sea and finally realized she was being talked to. "Oh, I'm sorry," she looked at Trowa, a look of disgust crossed her face, "What did you say?"
"I uh, wanted to know if Wufei's okay."
"Oh, yes, he is. Wufei is just fine, a little traumatized maybe, although I don't know who wouldn't, but he's fine." she started talking with a Scottish accent (A/N: Please don't ask why!!), "The laddie's just fine, sleepin' like a baby, he is. He fainted, silly lad, I don't know came over him," she snapped out of her Scottish trance, and shook her head, "Did I just say lad?"
Trowa nodded, "Yea, you were talking with a Scottish accent."
Riva shook her head again, "D** ***, you Gundam pilots have made me a strange person, I mean, I've never talked with a Scottish accent before..."
Trowa put his hand on Riva's shoulder and she brushed him away, Trowa sighed, "Riva I--"
Heero began to scream and Trowa and Riva both ran to see what had happened, Heero had been bitten on the toe by a crab.
Heero was hopping on one foot trying to get the crab off and all the while was screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!"
Tonni, now fully recovered thanks to a case of beer, was making stabs at the crab but kept on missing and hitting Heero's foot.
Riva burst out laughing, "Heero! I think it likes you!"
Trowa chuckled, "Yea Heero, I'm sure you two would make a good couple!"
"Yes." Quatre piped in, "Since you both are so crabby!" and he burst out laughing but stopped when he noticed everyone else was silent and watching him. "What!?!"
Riva rolled her eyes, and managed to pull the crab off Heero's toe. "Now can we please start building the giant sandcastle?"
Everyone nodded.
"YaY!" Riva started flopping around on the ground, and after a few minutes got up and began forming the castle, once everyone else stopped staring at Riva they too began making the sandcastle.
About a half an hour later Blysse and Duo came out of the tent and joined the group (A/N: In their bathing suits of course ^_~), and starting helping with the sand castle. (A/N: The castle is about half the size of a normal castle now.)
An hour later Wufei came out of the sand fort (A/N: That Blysse and Duo made!!) and looked at the giant sandcastle. (A/N: Sorry to bother you again but by now the castle is finished and everyone is inside it having fun, except for Wufei of course.) He shook his head 'How can it be so big already? Have I been asleep for years or something?' "Hello! Where is everyone?? Answer me!!"
There was no answer but the sound of the wind howling past him.
"Is anyone here??"
Still, there was no answer.
"Hi!" squealed Relena.
Heero looked around to see if anyone was watching, and could see no one. "Hi Relena! Did you have a good sleep?"
"Yes, my little Heero-chan! What about you? Did you have a good sleep?"
"Yes, but it would've been better if you had been here."
"Oh little Heero-chan! You are so sweet, and sensitive! I think that I could just eat you up!"
Heero smiled. "Well, little Relena-sama, if you did then I wouldn't be alive anymore!"
"Oh Heero! It was just a saying!"
"I know, my little koi."
"Koi," a voice said, sniggering from the other line.
"Um. Heero?" Relena said. Heero's eyes went wide.
"Tonni, get offa the god D*** line!!" Heero roared.
"But my little Heero-chan." Tonni mocked.
"Ooh, Heero's got a girlfriend!" another voice, Wufei's said.
"Get off the line, you guys!!" Heero screamed.
"OK, OK!!" Wufei said. "Use your words, not your actions."
"Bye, bye." Tonni sniggered. "Heero-chan."
"Why you." Heero began but Tonni giggled and hung up.
"Umm." Relena said questionably, "Who was that?"
"Tonni and Wufei," Heero grumbled.
"Why is there a girl at your house, Heero?" Relena asked.
"She's a new pilot," Heero explained. "I didn't ask for her to come here."
Relena giggled. "Suki da, Heero."
Heero looked around again, and there was no one there that he could see, "Suki da, Relena."
"Hey Heero!" Duo came into Heero's room, "Who ya talkin' to?"
Heero jumped and hung up the phone. "No one."
"Sure........"
Heero tried to look innocent, "But it wasn't anyone important!"
"Whatever Heero..."
"So Duo, did you have fun with us-- I mean Blysse, yesterday?"
Duo grinned mischievously.
"Well that answers all. Now get lost."
"Nani!?!? But I just got here!"
"So, you got here and now you're leaving! Bye Duo!"
"Bye." Duo left the room.
"Stupid baka." Heero whispered when Duo was out of earshot. Heero stood up and walked into the living room, and announced another meeting.
"Hey guys!" Heero said cheerily, "You all had fun yesterday, right?"
Everyone nodded, and Duo and Blysse grinned.
"Well, I've decided that today, we should go to the beach."
Everyone stared blankly at Heero, but finally the voice of Riva was heard:
"But won't other people see us? We'll have no peace!"
"No, because we have our own private beach," Heero explained.
"We do?" Tonni asked.
"Yes," Heero snapped his fingers, "we do. Now everyone go get on your bathing suits/swim trunks, and meet back here."
Everyone nodded and did so. A few minutes later everyone was there again, in their bathing suits/swim trunks. Blysse was in a very skimpy blue bikini, Riva was in a black bikini, Tonni was wearing boy shorts and a skimpy blue bikini top, Trowa was wearing green swim trunks, Wufei was wearing black swim trunks, Quatre was wearing yellow swim trunks, Duo was wearing a blue Speedo and Heero was wearing his spandex shorts.
"Okay, lets go!" Heero opened the door and everyone poured through it, with many people landing on each other, except Blysse and Duo who walked by everyone casually.
"Nice puppy you've got there, Blysse," came Quatre's voice from underneath the pile.
Duo glared at the pile of people, searching for the blonde-haired menace, then walked again after Blysse.
"er..." Tonni mumbled.
"Would you get off of me?" came another voice.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Riva cackled from the top of the pile. She stood up on top of Heero, her dyed blonde hair with black roots, blowing in the wind, and exclaimed, "I'M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!!" she then shoved her heel into Heero's back, "And you're the dirty rascals."
Heero squirmed out from underneath Riva, causing her to fall onto the sand.
"Mission complete," Tonni snickered.
"Phh." Riva mumbled, then turned around and started building things in the sand with a shovel and bucket that had appeared out of nowhere. The rest of the people broke from the pile and Wufei went to sit by the water, Heero stood staring out at the sea, Tonni was trying to walk on water, Quatre was rolling idly in the sand, and Trowa was watching Riva make whatever she was making.
A while later, Riva's sand-blobs began to take shape. They became a very detailed castle with a village in front and a few villagers in the streets, which amazingly enough, looked like all the Gundam Pilots, hers being in the castle.
"That's very nice Riva, but what are you making them for?" Quatre asked sweetly.
"You'll see," Riva replied, smiling. She looked around to see what she could see, and she saw a giant sand-fort that she hadn't seen when she had first seen when she walked into the beach.
"Um...can someone tell me what the hell that is?" Riva asked, pointing to the fort.
Everyone turned to it, no one saying anything.
After a moment Wufei asked out-loud, "Where's Blysse and Duo?"
Everyone was silent for a moment, then cringed in disgust, except Quatre who twitched uncontrollably, then cried into his hands.
"Quatre," Trowa said cautiously, "Why are you crying?"
Quatre looked up and quickly replied, "Tea time!" while wiping away his tears with his wrist.
"Tea time?" Tonni asked.
"Yes," Quatre said sternly, "Teatime."
"Rriigghhtt..." Heero answered, resuming his stare out at the ocean.
Riva then stood up and dusted her hands off.
"Very well done, Riva," Quatre complimented, drinking from a teacup that also had appeared from nowhere.
"Not for long."
"Huh?"
"MUAHAHAHAHA!!!," she exclaimed, putting her hands in a kind-of claw form, stomping on all of her sand creations with her feet, all the while cackling insanely. Wufei turned around at the sound of Riva's cackling, then stared at her, like all the others were, as she continued to squish and stomp her little sand-things, but she left the castle, and the sand figure of herself, untouched. When she finished squishing the village, she gathered up the sand and began adding onto the castle.
"Would you like some tea?" Quatre asked sweetly.
"Ah, tea. Yes! I would!" she exclaimed happily as Quatre handed her a cup. She then dumped the tea into the little trench with plastic covering the bottom, it half-filling up. Riva looked at it, disappointedly, then turned to Quatre and asked, "May I have more tea?"
"Uh...sure..." Quatre stammered.
"Thanks!" Riva smiled, grabbing the teapot and dumping the rest of it's contents into the moat. She then pulled some toy crocodiles out of somewhere and placed them in the moat. She looked at the teacup and teapot., then placed the teacup under the drawbridge to stable it.
Quatre looked questioningly at Riva, then began to help with the side of the castle that was facing him.
"YaY!," she exclaimed, "Help!"
Trowa in hearing this, began to help on the side of the castle that was facing him.
"YaY! More help!" Riva exclaimed, as she flopped around excitedly like a fish out of water.
"Oh no!" Trowa cried, pointing at Riva, "She's having a seizure!"
"Quick! Put something in her mouth!" Wufei yelled, throwing a seashell at her.
"NO!," Heero said sternly, putting his hand out, "You mustn't do that! Don't get too close!" he cried to Quatre, who had cautiously walked over to her, "She might explode!"
"Hehe!!" Tonni said, dumping the teapot onto Riva. Heero grabbed her arm.
"No," he said. "Down, Boozehound."
Tonni gave him sad puppy dog eyes. Everyone was silent for a moment when Quatre's voice sang, "Don't you put it in your mouth! Don't you put it in your mouth! Don't you stuff it in you face! Don't you stuff it in your fa---" Quatre stopped abruptly, staring at the other G-Pilots who were also staring at him silently.
"I'm not having a seizure," came Riva's voice over the silence.
"Then what were you having?" Heero asked, turning to her.
Riva thought for a moment, then replied, "There are so many wrong answers to that question."
"Rriigghhtt..." Wufei mumbled, walking back to his place by the sea.
"Well, then we'll call them your happy seizures," suggested Tonni, walking over to the sea and trying to walk on water again.
"Them?," Riva questioned, "But I've only had one."
"So far," Heero said, "You're most likely to have more."
"YaY!" Riva exclaimed, flopping around again. "More!"
"Make that two," Quatre recorded to nobody in particular.
Heero rolled his eyes. "Lets do something else... Lets have a sand castle contest!"
"YaY!" Riva exclaimed as she kept flopping around.
"Well Heero, that'd be fun but," Quatre looked over at Duo and Blysse's sand fort, "I think that Duo and Blysse have already won that."
"Hmmm, yes Quatre, I think you're right," Heero agreed.
Riva stopped flopping around, and looked at Heero and Quatre as if nothing had happened, "Then, what are we going to do?"
Heero and Quatre both shrugged.
"KILL WUFEI THE WOMAN HATER!!!!" Tonni screamed insanely and proceeded to throw hunks of sand at Wufei's forehead.
"Hmmm." Riva looked over at Blysse and Duo's sand fort. "Well, I know Wufei and Trowa won't know what to do. and Tonni's, uh, busy... so... we're gonna have to ask Blysse, and Duo."
Quatre and Heero gulped.
"But they're..."
"And I don't think they'd like to be disturbed...."
Riva considered for a second but couldn't think of anything else they could do. "Guys, it's our only choice if you don't want to be bored."
They sighed.
"Okay Riva, me and Quatre will wait here... and you'll go get them... I mean it was your plan in the first place."
Riva sighed. "Yea, whatever." she slowly walked over to the door of the huge sand fort and opened it a crack. When she couldn't hear anything she opened the door wider, and wider and eventually it was wide open. She walked in and gasped...
... Duo and Blysse were sitting at a table playing a game of chess!!!!!
Blysse knocked Duo's king off the board. "Checkmate."
"D***** Blysse! That's the third time in a row you beat me!" Duo looked over to the doorway and saw Riva, standing there, her mouth wide open.
Blysse raised an eyebrow at Riva. "Hey Riva, what's wrong?"
Riva just stood there, astonished.
"Riva, what's wrong? It can't be that I won that game of chess, can it? I mean I've beaten you lots in chess... Riva?"
Riva finally snapped out of her trance. "I've never seen you play chess... with a... with a... guy."
Blysse glared at Riva. "Are you saying I'm a slut?"
Riva shook her head and looked at the floor, "No Blysse, I'm just...uh... well, I've just never seen you with a guy playing chess, that's all."
Blysse smiled. "I'm just kidding Riva!"
Riva looked up, her face was beet red. "I uh... I knew that."
Duo smiled. "Riva, what's the problem?"
"Yeah, why are you here?" Blysse added.
"Well, um... I.... I wanted to... wanted to.... wanted to ask you guys something....." Riva answered.
Blysse rolled her eyes. "Riva, what would you like to ask us?"
Riva thought for a second. "I wanted to... wanted to... I wanted to ask you... ask you if... if..."
"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!" Blysse and Duo both said in unison.
Riva snapped out of her trance. "I wanted to ask you guys what you think we should do."
Duo considered for a second. "Well, I'd suggest you guys build a giant sandcastle, and I mean giant..."
Blysse nodded. "Yea, you should."
Riva pondered for a moment, "Someone had already suggested it... but then someone else said that you guys have already won that contest."
"Well, Riva, no one ever said that it was a contest, and even if it was, me and Duo aren't going to participate anyways... I won three games of chess so I get to choose what we do together..."
Riva crinkled her nose. "I take it you two are going to..."
Duo and Blysse both grinned mischievously and starting kissing each other.
Riva crinkled her nose again. "Well, then. So if it isn't going to be a contest, what will it be?"
After what seemed like hours the two stopped kissing and Blysse replied to Riva's question "Well, just fun, you guys get to build the giant sand castle, and then come back here... just knock first."
Riva crinkled her nose yet again. "Don't worry, I won't forget to knock."
"Good girl. Now shoo, shoo!" Duo waved Riva towards the door.
Riva opened the door and left, closing the door tightly behind her.
Quatre and Heero were standing there, waiting for Riva.
"What took you so d**** long Riva!" Quatre yelled.
Riva looked over at Quatre. "Quatre, settle down, okay?"
Quatre sighed. "Okay."
Riva smiled. "I was talking to them."
"Were they... um..." Heero asked.
"No, they were playing chess." Riva said.
Quatre crinkled his nose. "Ugh, so they were..."
Riva raised an eyebrow. "Guys, they actually were playing chess!"
The two looked at Riva in astonishment.
"Seriously?" Heero poked Riva in the ribs.
Riva rubbed where Heero had poked her. "Yes you stupid bakas!" she slapped Heero on the head, "They were playing chess!"
Quatre smiled. "So are they coming out?"
"No, and like I said..." Riva crinkled her nose, "They were playing chess... now they're...uh..."
Quatre and Heero cringed. "Eewww!"
"I know."
Finally Trowa piped up, "So, what'd they suggest we do?"
Riva smiled, "Build a giant sandcastle!!!!"
Heero looked at Riva and blinked. "But Riva, I already suggested that earlier...."
"No, you suggested and sand castle building contest! This is just for fun!"
Heero stared at the ground and lightly kicked a bit of sand at Quatre. "Oh...."
Quatre smiled, "Well, let's get sta--"
Two screams cut off Quatre's sentence and they looked over at Tonni and Wufei, who were standing paralyzed, staring at the giant sand fort, they turned their heads to the sand fort as well and saw that Blysse and Duo had fallen through a wall and were doing something together which made Quatre start twitching again.
Riva blinked several times, and ran to go help Wufei, while Quatre placed a tent around Blysse and Duo, although it didn't do much to cover the 'disturbing' noises they were making. Heero grabbed Tonni's arm and held her up.
"You OK, onna?" he asked. Tonni just stood there mouth open. Heero gently closed it and Tonni looked at him with wide sea-green eyes.
"Are you Jesus?" she asked before burying her face in his chest and bursting into tears. "It. was. so. scary."
"It's OK, Tonni-sama," he assured quietly. Tonni looked up and, for no apparent reason, kissed him full on the lips, causing Heero to sweatdrop. Heero shifted uncomfortably.
Riva rushed Wufei into the giant sand fort and made him sit down on a chair. She put a blanket on him and began brewing some tea for the poor traumatized little Chinese boy.
Riva walked over to Wufei and handed him a cup of hot tea. "Are you okay, Wufei?"
Wufei shivered and then nodded. Quietly he added, "Yes, thank you onna."
Riva smiled triumphantly. "You're welcome Wufei." She gave Wufei a kiss on the lips and he fainted.
Riva smiled yet again, and left the sand fort, a giant grin was plastered on her face. Quatre, Heero and Trowa's eyes all followed her to where she stood by the sea, after standing there for a moment staring at Riva, Trowa came over to her.
Trowa smoothed down his hair and finally gained enough courage to talk to Riva, "Uh, hi, Riva. Um... How's Wufei? Is he going to be okay?"
Riva kept looking out onto the sea and finally realized she was being talked to. "Oh, I'm sorry," she looked at Trowa, a look of disgust crossed her face, "What did you say?"
"I uh, wanted to know if Wufei's okay."
"Oh, yes, he is. Wufei is just fine, a little traumatized maybe, although I don't know who wouldn't, but he's fine." she started talking with a Scottish accent (A/N: Please don't ask why!!), "The laddie's just fine, sleepin' like a baby, he is. He fainted, silly lad, I don't know came over him," she snapped out of her Scottish trance, and shook her head, "Did I just say lad?"
Trowa nodded, "Yea, you were talking with a Scottish accent."
Riva shook her head again, "D** ***, you Gundam pilots have made me a strange person, I mean, I've never talked with a Scottish accent before..."
Trowa put his hand on Riva's shoulder and she brushed him away, Trowa sighed, "Riva I--"
Heero began to scream and Trowa and Riva both ran to see what had happened, Heero had been bitten on the toe by a crab.
Heero was hopping on one foot trying to get the crab off and all the while was screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!"
Tonni, now fully recovered thanks to a case of beer, was making stabs at the crab but kept on missing and hitting Heero's foot.
Riva burst out laughing, "Heero! I think it likes you!"
Trowa chuckled, "Yea Heero, I'm sure you two would make a good couple!"
"Yes." Quatre piped in, "Since you both are so crabby!" and he burst out laughing but stopped when he noticed everyone else was silent and watching him. "What!?!"
Riva rolled her eyes, and managed to pull the crab off Heero's toe. "Now can we please start building the giant sandcastle?"
Everyone nodded.
"YaY!" Riva started flopping around on the ground, and after a few minutes got up and began forming the castle, once everyone else stopped staring at Riva they too began making the sandcastle.
About a half an hour later Blysse and Duo came out of the tent and joined the group (A/N: In their bathing suits of course ^_~), and starting helping with the sand castle. (A/N: The castle is about half the size of a normal castle now.)
An hour later Wufei came out of the sand fort (A/N: That Blysse and Duo made!!) and looked at the giant sandcastle. (A/N: Sorry to bother you again but by now the castle is finished and everyone is inside it having fun, except for Wufei of course.) He shook his head 'How can it be so big already? Have I been asleep for years or something?' "Hello! Where is everyone?? Answer me!!"
There was no answer but the sound of the wind howling past him.
"Is anyone here??"
Still, there was no answer.