LK: Ne... Yuuki...

Yuuki: Ah? What is it?

LK: Did you notice that Dai likes you?

Yuuki: .... grah... I've been through enough at Happa Hotel having an avatar laying his head on my nuts area. -.-;;;;;

LK: God, I forgot about that horrible moment. ^^;;;;;;

Yuuki: I hate those damned filters... wait a second... if there were the same filters, let's correct that. I hate those bobba ed filters.

LK: XD;;;;; Well here's the new chapter!
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The Ball of Doom 2: Revenge of the Balls

Chapter 02: Whitey and Doodey
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A boy with white hair walked down the street minding his own business. His name was Whitey Wanker, and he loved to play games. Unfortunately the last few games he had played could have been his last.

LK: You see he could've lost those games and if he had, they'd kill him.

Yuuki: Pssh... Damned gamblers...

Whitey suddenly ran into a boy near the age of six years old with long black hair. The child rose his head up towards Whitey, but not enough for Whitey to see the boys eyes.

"Hello, um... sorry I ran into you kid. I really didn't mean to."

The boy pointed a long, mangled, finger towards Whitey.

"Wanker..."

"Umm... yeah, my name's Whitey Wanker. And yours?"

Suddenly the boy tossed his hair out of the way of his face to reveal a beautiful smile that'd make anyone cry with delight.

"My name is Sataner Beezer, but you can call me Doodey!"

"Uhh... Doodey...?"

"Yes, Doodey!"

Whitey sighed and took Doodey's hand. They both walked together onward.

"So, what grade are you in?"

"None."

"What, but you've got to be in first grade?!"

"Nope."

Once again he sighed and closed his eyes. As soon as he new it, he felt hot, as if flames had covered him all over. He opened his eyes to see that he was in a bright red room with flames spouting everywhere. Whitey was scared, but Doodey wasn't. Doodey held out his hand to Whitey.

"Play with me..."

"Uh, okay."

Whitey took Doodey's hand and suddenly Whitey's life flashed before his eyes. All the gambling he had done and his father's death. Suddenly, all he saw was a house made of plastic.

'Where am I?'

"Now we can play forever and ever..."

'Huh?'

Whitey tried moving his head, but he could not. Then he saw a huge hand grabbing him and he panicked. He soon saw in a mirror that he was a doll.

'What?!'

Doodey giggled as he got out a chest full of dolls. All of them screamed and Doodey grabbed one in the shape of an old friend of Whitey.

"Let's play family!"

'What's family?'

'No! Not family!'

Doodey took Whitey in one hand and his friend in the other. Then he slapped them together to make a new doll.

"Doggy!"

'Wha-what the Hell?!'

"You will be my dolls forever and ever..."

Doodey giggled more as he continued playing with the dolls.
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Yuuki: Holy shit. That was some crazy stuff you wrote.

LK: I think it came from the whole talk with my dad about Twilight Zone and stuff.

Yuuki: Grah... I'm glad that wasn't me, but... Whitney Wanker?! ROFL!!!

LK: Heheh, I was looking for a funny name for the two of them. And we will be seeing a connection between chapter one and two soon. There will be one more extra story before we start crossing universes.

Yuuki: Oh great... I can't wait for the randomness and insanity... *rolls eyes*

Doodey: Where's Blondie?!

Blondie: Hiya Doodey, you're a cutie!

LK/Yuuki: Kids these days. *shakes their heads*