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Chapter 4: Dog Demons 101
Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru sat on the grass infront of the broad side of a giant boulder. Sashimi came over and pasted a giant piece of parchment on the flat side. Shio hug upside down from a branch above scatting the tune to "Wild Thang."
Sashimi got out a sharpened stick and put an inkwell off to the side.
"This is stupid." Inu Yasha said. Sashimi tapped him on the head with her stick. "Quiet! Quiet, Thank you!" she said. She cleared her throat and stood very teacher-like in front of the two boys.
"Class is now in session!" she said. She dipped the end of the stick in the ink well and wrote at the top of the paper. "My name is Ms. Sashimi."
"Aren't you a Miss?" Inu Yasha asked.
She tapped him on the head with the twig again. "That's none of your business, young man!" she said.
Sesshomaru laughed to himself. Sashimi glared at him then went back to the 'board.' "We are going to learn about dog demons inside and out to truly understand them." She said. "Oh you might say you know all about them, but do you really? Do you know their bone structure and just what it is that makes them change?"
"I despise health class." Sesshomaru said. Sashimi tapped him on the head. "We'll study dog demonism, the inner structure, and the anatomy." She said writing those words on the board.
"Anatomy?" Inu Yasha said.
"You get to look at naked people." Shio said.
Sashimi tapped him on the butt with her stick.
"Hey!" he fell off of the branch and recovered growling at her.
Seshomaru and Inu Yasha snickered.
"Shio, if you're going to be annoying, go do it in the woods." Sashimi said.
"Fine! I'll go find an orgy and become a heroin addict!" he said and stomped off into the woods.
"What was that about?" Sesshomaru said.
"He says that to make me chase him," then she said loud enough for her brother to hear. "but IT WON'T WORK!"
She smoothed her hair and smiled at her pupils. "Okay," she drew a preschool drawn picture of a giant dog demon. "This, is a dog demon."
"Oh, Ah." Inu Yasha said sarcastically. She tapped him with the wand.
"Can you quit that!? I'm starting to bruise!" Inu Yasha said.
"I'll stop when you do." She said. "Can anyone tell me where the dog demon ranks on the most dangerous creature list in Japan?" she looked around like she had a bigger class.
Sesshomaru said, "It ranks-"
"Please raise your hand, Mr. Sesshomaru." She said. "We can't have everyone yelling out at once."
Sesshomaru looked around at the quiet open clearing. Then back at Sashimi who was still looking around. He raised his hand.
"Mr. Sesshomaru?" she asked.
"The dog demon ranks third between witches and moth demons." He said in slight irritation.
"Very good!" she smiled at him and wrote it on the board. "And who is the best trainer in Japan?"
They sat there looking confused then she smiled and said, "Trick question! ME!"
"Feh!" Inu Yasha said.
"Come on, you know I'm your favorite!" she said.
"Uh, huh. What would we do without you?" Inu Yasha said sarcastically. But she took it as for real. She dropped her stick and hugged him really hard. "OOOH! You're so cute!"
Inu Yasha sweatdropped and gasped for air. He looked over at his brother who was giving him a dirty look.
"Okay! See these markings here?" she pointed at a rock wit ha big red X on it. "I have them marked in a big circle. Run around these markings seven times, them you can take a break." Sesshomaru started off.
"Hey! You got a head start!" Inu Yasha shouted. He was about to go catch up to his brother when Sashimi grabbed his arm. "Not you, Inu Yasha, come with me."
He started to follow her and she lead him down the path. "I know you've only been training with me for a couple of days, but there's something I think you must have."
"What?" he asked. Sashimi went over to a tree and looked up into it. "Shio! Come down, little brother!"
He hopped out looking excited. "Let's go!" he grabbed Inu Yasha's hand and started to run really fast down the path.
"Where are we going?!" Inu Yasha asked.
"You'll see!" Shio said.
He ran to a small village that wasn't far from the campsight. They went up to an old shed on the side of town. An old dog demon sat drinking sake heavily inside. Shio looked up and said, ""Hmmm, what did Ne-chan say about his drinking?"
(Flashback of Sashimi speaking: Shio, will bring Inu Yasha to you and you two will go into town to have your sex talk. Your at that age and even though I'm the top dog, that's one thing I can't teach you boys. Now if the old demon is well, go inside and ask him. If he's drunk, then come straight back, don't talk to him.")
"I think she said, if he's not well, leave him alone. If he's drunk, go talk to him." Shio nodded and he and Inu Yasha went inside.
They went up to the old demon. He was humming some drunk tune they didn't know. "Elder Inu?" Shio tugged at his kimono.
"Huh? Who's there? Mice!" the old guy said.
"We came because you're supposed to tell us the birds and the bees or some crap like that." Shio said.
"Huh? Oh right, the babushkas." He said. He set his sake bottle down and turned to them. "Sex." He said. "Sex is a good thing."
Inu Yasha raised an eyebrow at him. Shio was listening intensely. "It's simple really, you get a girl and you." He made a motion with his hands. "And batta bing, you got pups! My wife had several litters herself. Frisky little thing."
Inu Yasha looked disgusted. Shio's eyes were bugging out.
"But you get yourself a nice young prostitute with big," he held his hands in front on himself. He went on like this for a while. When the boys came back, Sashimi greated them. "Hello, boys! How was your talk?"
It was obvious they both took it differently. The look in Shio's eyes grew a perverted tint in them. He laughed and said. "It was funny as hell!"
Sashimi looked at him concerned, "I don't know if you were supposed to take it that way. How about you Inu Yasha? Did you get something good out of it."
He walked right past them and said, "I'll be at the cold spring."
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I don't know, I think I'm going to put this on PG13 if I haven't already.
Chapter 4: Dog Demons 101
Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru sat on the grass infront of the broad side of a giant boulder. Sashimi came over and pasted a giant piece of parchment on the flat side. Shio hug upside down from a branch above scatting the tune to "Wild Thang."
Sashimi got out a sharpened stick and put an inkwell off to the side.
"This is stupid." Inu Yasha said. Sashimi tapped him on the head with her stick. "Quiet! Quiet, Thank you!" she said. She cleared her throat and stood very teacher-like in front of the two boys.
"Class is now in session!" she said. She dipped the end of the stick in the ink well and wrote at the top of the paper. "My name is Ms. Sashimi."
"Aren't you a Miss?" Inu Yasha asked.
She tapped him on the head with the twig again. "That's none of your business, young man!" she said.
Sesshomaru laughed to himself. Sashimi glared at him then went back to the 'board.' "We are going to learn about dog demons inside and out to truly understand them." She said. "Oh you might say you know all about them, but do you really? Do you know their bone structure and just what it is that makes them change?"
"I despise health class." Sesshomaru said. Sashimi tapped him on the head. "We'll study dog demonism, the inner structure, and the anatomy." She said writing those words on the board.
"Anatomy?" Inu Yasha said.
"You get to look at naked people." Shio said.
Sashimi tapped him on the butt with her stick.
"Hey!" he fell off of the branch and recovered growling at her.
Seshomaru and Inu Yasha snickered.
"Shio, if you're going to be annoying, go do it in the woods." Sashimi said.
"Fine! I'll go find an orgy and become a heroin addict!" he said and stomped off into the woods.
"What was that about?" Sesshomaru said.
"He says that to make me chase him," then she said loud enough for her brother to hear. "but IT WON'T WORK!"
She smoothed her hair and smiled at her pupils. "Okay," she drew a preschool drawn picture of a giant dog demon. "This, is a dog demon."
"Oh, Ah." Inu Yasha said sarcastically. She tapped him with the wand.
"Can you quit that!? I'm starting to bruise!" Inu Yasha said.
"I'll stop when you do." She said. "Can anyone tell me where the dog demon ranks on the most dangerous creature list in Japan?" she looked around like she had a bigger class.
Sesshomaru said, "It ranks-"
"Please raise your hand, Mr. Sesshomaru." She said. "We can't have everyone yelling out at once."
Sesshomaru looked around at the quiet open clearing. Then back at Sashimi who was still looking around. He raised his hand.
"Mr. Sesshomaru?" she asked.
"The dog demon ranks third between witches and moth demons." He said in slight irritation.
"Very good!" she smiled at him and wrote it on the board. "And who is the best trainer in Japan?"
They sat there looking confused then she smiled and said, "Trick question! ME!"
"Feh!" Inu Yasha said.
"Come on, you know I'm your favorite!" she said.
"Uh, huh. What would we do without you?" Inu Yasha said sarcastically. But she took it as for real. She dropped her stick and hugged him really hard. "OOOH! You're so cute!"
Inu Yasha sweatdropped and gasped for air. He looked over at his brother who was giving him a dirty look.
"Okay! See these markings here?" she pointed at a rock wit ha big red X on it. "I have them marked in a big circle. Run around these markings seven times, them you can take a break." Sesshomaru started off.
"Hey! You got a head start!" Inu Yasha shouted. He was about to go catch up to his brother when Sashimi grabbed his arm. "Not you, Inu Yasha, come with me."
He started to follow her and she lead him down the path. "I know you've only been training with me for a couple of days, but there's something I think you must have."
"What?" he asked. Sashimi went over to a tree and looked up into it. "Shio! Come down, little brother!"
He hopped out looking excited. "Let's go!" he grabbed Inu Yasha's hand and started to run really fast down the path.
"Where are we going?!" Inu Yasha asked.
"You'll see!" Shio said.
He ran to a small village that wasn't far from the campsight. They went up to an old shed on the side of town. An old dog demon sat drinking sake heavily inside. Shio looked up and said, ""Hmmm, what did Ne-chan say about his drinking?"
(Flashback of Sashimi speaking: Shio, will bring Inu Yasha to you and you two will go into town to have your sex talk. Your at that age and even though I'm the top dog, that's one thing I can't teach you boys. Now if the old demon is well, go inside and ask him. If he's drunk, then come straight back, don't talk to him.")
"I think she said, if he's not well, leave him alone. If he's drunk, go talk to him." Shio nodded and he and Inu Yasha went inside.
They went up to the old demon. He was humming some drunk tune they didn't know. "Elder Inu?" Shio tugged at his kimono.
"Huh? Who's there? Mice!" the old guy said.
"We came because you're supposed to tell us the birds and the bees or some crap like that." Shio said.
"Huh? Oh right, the babushkas." He said. He set his sake bottle down and turned to them. "Sex." He said. "Sex is a good thing."
Inu Yasha raised an eyebrow at him. Shio was listening intensely. "It's simple really, you get a girl and you." He made a motion with his hands. "And batta bing, you got pups! My wife had several litters herself. Frisky little thing."
Inu Yasha looked disgusted. Shio's eyes were bugging out.
"But you get yourself a nice young prostitute with big," he held his hands in front on himself. He went on like this for a while. When the boys came back, Sashimi greated them. "Hello, boys! How was your talk?"
It was obvious they both took it differently. The look in Shio's eyes grew a perverted tint in them. He laughed and said. "It was funny as hell!"
Sashimi looked at him concerned, "I don't know if you were supposed to take it that way. How about you Inu Yasha? Did you get something good out of it."
He walked right past them and said, "I'll be at the cold spring."
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I don't know, I think I'm going to put this on PG13 if I haven't already.