Title: The Romances of the Marauders

Chapter Four

Authors: Kitty Malfoy & Anglicprncss28

Everything HP related belongs to J.K! Not us. Though anything not copyrighted to J.K. is OURS! No touchy!

A/N: Btw, we've been writing this story back and forth in a notebook for about a year and a half and I'm just getting around to typing it all up. Soit's not gonna be our best work considering we're doing it between lectures. Love ya all and I hope you get a kick out of it!

Plus..this is a totally self-insertion fic. Whatcha gonna do about it??

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"Kat!" Sharlee hollered. Kat poked her head out of the bathroom - her face covered in green gunk.

"What?!" She bellowed back.

"Get the door!"

"Ok," Kat padded to the door in her robe and slippers - her hair up in rollers.

She opened the door to reveal James, Sirius, Remus, and Kinch all in their T-shirts and boxers.

"Aah! Monster!" Sirius screamed in a very feminine voice.

"Strange..." was all Kinch said.

Remus just gave her a weird look, and James stuck out his tongue. "What the bloody hell is that?"

Kat scowled with a hand on her hip, "I'll have you know it's called a beauty mask."

Kinch snorted, "More like an UGLY mask!"

"Then you William Kinch O'Kelley must have one on all the time!" She shot back.

"I borrowed it from you!" he retorted.

"Well you shouldn't have bothered you already had a million."

"So you admit you're ugly." He said, grinning like a Chesire Cat.

"No I don't." She said faltering

"You did."

"No, I didn't."

"Did."

"Didn't"

"Did."

"Didn't."

"Did!"

"Didn't!"

"DID!"

"DID NOT!"

"SHUT UP!" Everyone shouted.

Kinch and Kat turned around and blinked dumbly at them.

"Geez, you guys are like 2 year olds." Sharlee muttered with a huff. Jessica nodded in agreement.

"At least I'm not stupid," Kat said with an evil smirk. "You're a little early for Halloween don't you think?"

"Don't look directly at her, you guys, or you'll turn to stone!"

"Hey Kinch! The circus called. They want you to be their new 'Bearded Lady'."

"Mars called - they want their experiment back!" he shouted.

"He Jessica. I didn't know Uncle Fester had a twin." She said sarcastically.

"Ugh! With hair like that you should be wearin' a wig!"

"You're so ugly you broke the whole house of mirrors before you even entered!"

"You're so fat that last time you saw 90210 was on your bathroom scale!"

"Since when was this argument about weight!?" Kat asked accusingly.

"Since I made it that way."

"Well that's irrelevant - you have no power."

"Neither do you."

"So! You can't just change the topic - that's cheating!"

"And that'sssssssss bad?"

"You're disqualified."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are!"

"No, I'm not!"

"Yes! You ARE!"

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No infinity!"

"STOP ALREADY!" Jessica hollered, "You're slowing us down!"

"Yeah. As much as we like seeing all of you in your underwear we have to get ready." Lily said with a giggle, and closed the door in their faces.

"See." Kinch boasted, "I always win."

Kat shouted through the door at him, "Yes infinity PLUS ONE!" She screamed.

Sirius, James, and Remus snickered behind Kinch's back. "She beat you..." Remus pointed out.

"Oh...damn..."

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WhateverI don't really care.