Bleh...Me so bored! So bored that I write this...
Disclaimer: I don't own Zim and I never will...BUT I WILL OWN THE WORLD!! BWAHAHAHA!! ~*~*~***~*~
Chapter 1-Lonesome
Dib sat on his rooftop amazed at a shining star .He always wondered how something so beautiful yet, so apart from others, can shine so brightly without having to worry about being alone. That's what Dib always was. Alone.
Every time he looked upon his shining star, he knew that being alone wasn't as bad as it seems to be.
Dib stood up and climbed down from the rooftop. He decided to take a walk for a while, to think about the things that have occurred in his life. He thought about Gaz, about how she never really listened to him. About his Dad not being around when he needs him the most. About stooooopid Zim for being such an asshole yet, still a good friend at some rare times. He also thought about his Mother.... how could she leave him and her sister? Why did she leave?!?
Dib suddenly bumped into somebody since he was just staring at his boots the whole time.
"WHO DARE BUMP INTO THE ALMIGHTY ZIM AND BLOCKS HIM FROM GOING TO THE MARKETS?!?!" Zim shouted .Oh my fucking God it was Zim. Mmmmmmmmyep. It sure was Zim Indeedy doody! Ok I should stop now...
"ZIM! What are you doing out at this time of night?" Dib questioned.
Zim: I am here to buy me some cereal munchies for GIR!! What are YOU doing out?!?
"I dunno I'm just out." Dib replied calmly. He didn't bother questioning what Zim was REALLY doing out at 10:30 P.M. Maybe he was really just buying cereal...BUT AT NIGHT?!?!?! You have got to be kidding. What kind of idiot would buy cereal for a retarded robot? Oh yeah...a Zim idiot.
Zim just stared at Dib for a good 7 seconds and walks off. Dib just couldn't help but follow. He always liked seeing this stupid yet strange little irken do next. Zim noticed he was being followed but he let Dib follow him for tonight since he was too tired to deal with such a small thing right now.
They finally arrived at a market named "BUY STUFF OR DIE!!" Zim liked the name.
Dib: Why would they call that market "BUY STUFF OR DIE!"? That's INSANE!!
Zim was just about to reply when they both saw a strange guy walking out the store. He was very skinny as if he hasn't eaten in weeks and he had beautiful blue-black hair. He also had a weird Z? T-shirt on and killer boots. He was holding a Brainfreezy in one hand and had a six-pack of Cheery Fiz-Wiz in the other. He stared at the Green Boy and the kid with the biggest head he's ever seeeeeeen.
A/N: If you readers out there haven't guessed who it was well it was JOHNNY C! OUR FAVE HOMICIDAL MANIAC!! If you don't know who he is then I strongly suggest you but the JTHM comics! You wont regret it!! ^_^
Johnny took a sip of his brainfreezy, stared at them both with questioning eyes and left for home.
Dib: Okay...
Zim stepped onto the market mat and saw the automatic sliding doors open for him. FOR HIM!! "You see everyone obeys the almighty Zim!" Zim said. He started walking in and out of the store while the doors opened and closed. Dib sighed heavily and walked into the store. Zim saw the automatic doors open for Dib and shouted" YOU OPEN FOR THE DIB-WORM INSTEAD OF YOUR MASTER?!?!" Dib grabbed Zims' arm and dragged him into the store.
I'm I supposed to put a description of how a market looks like!?!? HAVENT YOU THE READER EVER SEEN A MARKET BEFORE!??!?! Well here's a description:
The market looked normal and smelled like ASSMEATS!
Zim: Ahh, now for the cereals!
Zim walked over to the aisle with all the different brands of cereal. There were many to choose from: Snowy Flakes, Frosted Flakes Of Doom, Lucky Charms, Eat Me And Explode Puffs...
Dib grabbed a box of Lucky Charms and handed it to Zim. "Here take this brand. They're magically delicious!"
Zim just stared at Dib and thought about how weird he was acting. He looked at the box of Lucky Charms and decided to buy them since it had a funny leprechaun on it. All of a sudden he sees the exact same leprechaun on the box running into the store shouting," THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!" and run off.
"Hey Dib why are you still here with me?" questioned Zim.
Dib: Ummmmm.... no apparent reason heh, heh.
Zim: Oh okay.
Zim walked over to the counter to pay for his cereal. Dib walked out of the store and stood there. After paying for his Lucky Charms Zim exited the store and saw Dib standing there, head low.
Even though they were enemies, Zim always liked Dib for a lot of things that he has done in the past. He thought he was a great person but just never showed it.
"Uh.. Dib-worm, are you okay? You seem a little down," said a concerned Zim. Dib looked up at Zim with lonesome eyes. He was happy that Zim was trying to cheer him up and was concerned for him. And only him.
"Zim...haven't you ever felt like no one understood you in the whole world and you just feel that your own self is the only friend you have?" said Dib sadly.
Zim: Yes...I' am as a matter of fact the only friend I have. Nobody really liked me in my own world too. Everybody just wants to get rid of me. They don't care if I die. Heh, heh...Actually they do want me dead. But, one day you'll find someone who'd at least pay attention to you. even if he does have a big head and big glasses.
Dib smiled. "Thanks Zim" he said" You walking home?"
Zim: Yeah...
Dib: Can I come with you?
Zim thought for a moment. "If you want to..."
Dib walked up to Zim, stared at his large eyes and smiled. Zim returned the smile and they both walked off to Zims house.
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So whatcha think of it? HUH?!?! HUH!?!??! Oh okay. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!! Or something bad will happen...umm...yeah.... I need a brainfreezy....
Disclaimer: I don't own Zim and I never will...BUT I WILL OWN THE WORLD!! BWAHAHAHA!! ~*~*~***~*~
Chapter 1-Lonesome
Dib sat on his rooftop amazed at a shining star .He always wondered how something so beautiful yet, so apart from others, can shine so brightly without having to worry about being alone. That's what Dib always was. Alone.
Every time he looked upon his shining star, he knew that being alone wasn't as bad as it seems to be.
Dib stood up and climbed down from the rooftop. He decided to take a walk for a while, to think about the things that have occurred in his life. He thought about Gaz, about how she never really listened to him. About his Dad not being around when he needs him the most. About stooooopid Zim for being such an asshole yet, still a good friend at some rare times. He also thought about his Mother.... how could she leave him and her sister? Why did she leave?!?
Dib suddenly bumped into somebody since he was just staring at his boots the whole time.
"WHO DARE BUMP INTO THE ALMIGHTY ZIM AND BLOCKS HIM FROM GOING TO THE MARKETS?!?!" Zim shouted .Oh my fucking God it was Zim. Mmmmmmmmyep. It sure was Zim Indeedy doody! Ok I should stop now...
"ZIM! What are you doing out at this time of night?" Dib questioned.
Zim: I am here to buy me some cereal munchies for GIR!! What are YOU doing out?!?
"I dunno I'm just out." Dib replied calmly. He didn't bother questioning what Zim was REALLY doing out at 10:30 P.M. Maybe he was really just buying cereal...BUT AT NIGHT?!?!?! You have got to be kidding. What kind of idiot would buy cereal for a retarded robot? Oh yeah...a Zim idiot.
Zim just stared at Dib for a good 7 seconds and walks off. Dib just couldn't help but follow. He always liked seeing this stupid yet strange little irken do next. Zim noticed he was being followed but he let Dib follow him for tonight since he was too tired to deal with such a small thing right now.
They finally arrived at a market named "BUY STUFF OR DIE!!" Zim liked the name.
Dib: Why would they call that market "BUY STUFF OR DIE!"? That's INSANE!!
Zim was just about to reply when they both saw a strange guy walking out the store. He was very skinny as if he hasn't eaten in weeks and he had beautiful blue-black hair. He also had a weird Z? T-shirt on and killer boots. He was holding a Brainfreezy in one hand and had a six-pack of Cheery Fiz-Wiz in the other. He stared at the Green Boy and the kid with the biggest head he's ever seeeeeeen.
A/N: If you readers out there haven't guessed who it was well it was JOHNNY C! OUR FAVE HOMICIDAL MANIAC!! If you don't know who he is then I strongly suggest you but the JTHM comics! You wont regret it!! ^_^
Johnny took a sip of his brainfreezy, stared at them both with questioning eyes and left for home.
Dib: Okay...
Zim stepped onto the market mat and saw the automatic sliding doors open for him. FOR HIM!! "You see everyone obeys the almighty Zim!" Zim said. He started walking in and out of the store while the doors opened and closed. Dib sighed heavily and walked into the store. Zim saw the automatic doors open for Dib and shouted" YOU OPEN FOR THE DIB-WORM INSTEAD OF YOUR MASTER?!?!" Dib grabbed Zims' arm and dragged him into the store.
I'm I supposed to put a description of how a market looks like!?!? HAVENT YOU THE READER EVER SEEN A MARKET BEFORE!??!?! Well here's a description:
The market looked normal and smelled like ASSMEATS!
Zim: Ahh, now for the cereals!
Zim walked over to the aisle with all the different brands of cereal. There were many to choose from: Snowy Flakes, Frosted Flakes Of Doom, Lucky Charms, Eat Me And Explode Puffs...
Dib grabbed a box of Lucky Charms and handed it to Zim. "Here take this brand. They're magically delicious!"
Zim just stared at Dib and thought about how weird he was acting. He looked at the box of Lucky Charms and decided to buy them since it had a funny leprechaun on it. All of a sudden he sees the exact same leprechaun on the box running into the store shouting," THEY'RE ALWAYS AFTER ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!" and run off.
"Hey Dib why are you still here with me?" questioned Zim.
Dib: Ummmmm.... no apparent reason heh, heh.
Zim: Oh okay.
Zim walked over to the counter to pay for his cereal. Dib walked out of the store and stood there. After paying for his Lucky Charms Zim exited the store and saw Dib standing there, head low.
Even though they were enemies, Zim always liked Dib for a lot of things that he has done in the past. He thought he was a great person but just never showed it.
"Uh.. Dib-worm, are you okay? You seem a little down," said a concerned Zim. Dib looked up at Zim with lonesome eyes. He was happy that Zim was trying to cheer him up and was concerned for him. And only him.
"Zim...haven't you ever felt like no one understood you in the whole world and you just feel that your own self is the only friend you have?" said Dib sadly.
Zim: Yes...I' am as a matter of fact the only friend I have. Nobody really liked me in my own world too. Everybody just wants to get rid of me. They don't care if I die. Heh, heh...Actually they do want me dead. But, one day you'll find someone who'd at least pay attention to you. even if he does have a big head and big glasses.
Dib smiled. "Thanks Zim" he said" You walking home?"
Zim: Yeah...
Dib: Can I come with you?
Zim thought for a moment. "If you want to..."
Dib walked up to Zim, stared at his large eyes and smiled. Zim returned the smile and they both walked off to Zims house.
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So whatcha think of it? HUH?!?! HUH!?!??! Oh okay. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!! Or something bad will happen...umm...yeah.... I need a brainfreezy....