Here we are...Chapter 5 is it? Well this is nice. Thanks everybody for the
reviews and uhh doing the things you do. Well here's Chapter 5!!! Whee
hee!!! *Throws confetti to a old man at the retirement home*
Old Man: Kill Me Damnit!!!
~*~*
Chapter 5 -A Talent Show And Johnny C.
RING!!! -That's a bell sound! ^_^
Children went running into the skool pushing and shoving each other just to enter the entrance. You can also see them beating the shit out of each other like Torque kicking the hell out of Keef, Mr. Sunshine.
Dib quietly entered his classroom, not being late for like the first time ever. He passed Zim who was gawking at him since he's developing some feelings for him. He passed by a sleeping Mrs. Bitters and he sat on his desk.
Dib: *sighs* Another Day. Another Boring Day.
Dib looked up and saw Zim still staring at him. Zim quickly turned away, hiding his small blush. Dib smiled and looked back down at his desk.
RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Bitters: Okay class sit down.
[Kids don't pay attention]
Mrs. Bitters: YOU LITTLE FUCKERS BETTER SIT DOWN OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE SKOOLS OBESE VAMPIRE RAT!!!
The children, frightened quickly sat down.
Mrs. Bitters: Now class. Since the skool principal told all the teachers to stop today's lecture and say his, we are all going to have a talent show.
All the kids jump for joy and murmur about the topic.
Some Kid: I'm going to play the drums!
Another Kid: Oh yeah! Well I'm going to fart on the microphone!
Some Kid: o.O;
[Cut to Zim]
Zim: Talent Show?? Hmm....
[Cut to Dib]
Dib: Wow! A Talent Show!! What should I do?!?!?
Dib raises both his arms and waves them.
Mrs. Bitters: Yes Dib?
Dib: When is the talent show?
Mrs. Bitters: Uhhh.... *flips through a notebook* the 13th of February.
Dib: Do you know what the prizes are?
Mrs. Bitters: No. Anyway we're all doomed, doom doom doom...
*3 hours later*
Mrs. Bitters: Doom doom doom doom GO HOME NOW YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim walked out the door with Dib while all the other kids jumped out the windows, falling on top of each other. Some even died but let's not get into that.
Dib: So are you going to enter the Talent Show Zim?
Zim: Yeah I guess so... how about you?
Dib: Hell yeah! But the thing is I don't know what to do...
Zim: Yeah me either...
They both walked down the street in silence. It was uncomfortable but they managed.
Dib: Maybe I'll just sing the song I've been working on
Zim: Oh err...what's it called?
Dib: Aliens Exist.
Zim: O.O;;;;;;;;; -I like it when he does that face! It's kyoot!
Dib: Oh *insert nervous laughter here* this song won't be about you living here okay? Haha! Even though no one will believe me that an alien named Zim IS trying to conquer Earth and I'm trying to stop him.
Zim: Oh hehe okay...
Dib: But I still think it's nice that you came to Earth Zim. *Whispering tone* When you first arrived I thought you were an angel from heaven because your so cute and full of surprises...
Zim: What?? Sorry I wasn't listening. I was distracted by the same guy we saw at the market over there *points at Johnny who is just 2 steps away from Dib and Zim. Golly Jee Wilikers that's far away! *
Johnny looked at Dib strangely since he heard everything he told Zim. He thought Dib needed more help than he did. After 15 seconds of spooky like staring, he stared at Zim. Whoo! It sure was spooky.
Dib concentrated on Nnys figure. Shit was he skinny! He liked his boots though. They kicked ass! He noticed something shiny inside of his boot too. "Hmm... Wonder what it is" thought Dib.
Zim looked at Nny then at Dib. Then he thought about candy. Candy is good!
Dib: Uhh.. Did you want something?
Nny: Oh sorry! I can be a little rude sometimes. My name is Johnny but my friends call me Nny for short. Not that I have any friends.... Anyway I noticed something about you two the first time I saw you both at the market but it seems a certain somebody still doesn't know *looks at Zim*
Zim: Eh?
Dib: Oh uh... My name is Dib and this is Zim. You may not believe me but he's an ALIEN!!!
Zim: THE FILTHY HUMAN LIES!!!!!
Nny: Oh yeah I know.
Dib: You know that he's an alien or that I'm 'crazy'?
Nny: I know that he's an alien. You don't look crazy to me. You look pretty normal I guess...*mumbles* I wish I was normal....
Zim: Don't be silly! It's a skin condition!
Nny: Riiiggghhhttt... Today's Tuesday so that means U.F.O.s come today mmmmmyep. *Sips his freezy*
Dib: WOW! Finally someone knows! Thank God!
[Cut to Heaven]
God: Your Welcome
[Cut back to our little posse]
Nny: Don't thank that rude little man! Once you die and look for questions about what's been going on in your life he doesn't tell you!!! That Bastard!!
God: I heard that you waste-lock
Nny: Grrr! I'd kill him if I had the chance!
Dib: *confused* Ummm.. Okay?
Nny realizes what he's doing and calms himself down.
Nny: I get carried away sometimes sorry.
Zim: Milkyway, Snickers, Kit Katz, Winterfresh, Altoids...
Dib tugs Zims shirt and Zim snaps back to reality.
Zim: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!?!?!?!
Dib: Zim we better go now. It was nice meeting you Johnny
Nny: Just call me Nny
Dib: Nny sorry. Is it spelled knee as in 'knee cap?'
Nny: No but it's pronounced the same ^_^ -It's adorable when he smiles like that
Dib grabs Zims hand and starts running which makes Zim fall and gets dragged.
Zim: Bye Bye Chocolate Man!!!
Dib: Bye Nny! Nice meeting you!
Nny: Bye!
Nny sees them holding hands.
Nny: Tsk! Homosexuals!
Johnny throws his freezy cup in a nearby trashcan and leaves for home.
~*~*~*~*~
Hooray! The end of Chapter 5!!! Yippee!!! Let's victory dansu old man!
Old Man: Shoot me!
C'mon! Lighten up! Lets do the Macarena!
Old Man: I'd rather die!!!
Nny: Dieing is bad m'kay.
Maybe Chapter 6 should be about a dancing Grandpa.... HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! R/R YOU PEOPLE!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Runs outside*
Old Man: That little bastard forgot to kill me!!!
Nny: OOOOOOOOOOOH...
Old Man: AIM FOR MY HEAD!
Filler bunny: Hey! That's my line!
Old Man: Kill Me Damnit!!!
~*~*
Chapter 5 -A Talent Show And Johnny C.
RING!!! -That's a bell sound! ^_^
Children went running into the skool pushing and shoving each other just to enter the entrance. You can also see them beating the shit out of each other like Torque kicking the hell out of Keef, Mr. Sunshine.
Dib quietly entered his classroom, not being late for like the first time ever. He passed Zim who was gawking at him since he's developing some feelings for him. He passed by a sleeping Mrs. Bitters and he sat on his desk.
Dib: *sighs* Another Day. Another Boring Day.
Dib looked up and saw Zim still staring at him. Zim quickly turned away, hiding his small blush. Dib smiled and looked back down at his desk.
RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Bitters: Okay class sit down.
[Kids don't pay attention]
Mrs. Bitters: YOU LITTLE FUCKERS BETTER SIT DOWN OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE SKOOLS OBESE VAMPIRE RAT!!!
The children, frightened quickly sat down.
Mrs. Bitters: Now class. Since the skool principal told all the teachers to stop today's lecture and say his, we are all going to have a talent show.
All the kids jump for joy and murmur about the topic.
Some Kid: I'm going to play the drums!
Another Kid: Oh yeah! Well I'm going to fart on the microphone!
Some Kid: o.O;
[Cut to Zim]
Zim: Talent Show?? Hmm....
[Cut to Dib]
Dib: Wow! A Talent Show!! What should I do?!?!?
Dib raises both his arms and waves them.
Mrs. Bitters: Yes Dib?
Dib: When is the talent show?
Mrs. Bitters: Uhhh.... *flips through a notebook* the 13th of February.
Dib: Do you know what the prizes are?
Mrs. Bitters: No. Anyway we're all doomed, doom doom doom...
*3 hours later*
Mrs. Bitters: Doom doom doom doom GO HOME NOW YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim walked out the door with Dib while all the other kids jumped out the windows, falling on top of each other. Some even died but let's not get into that.
Dib: So are you going to enter the Talent Show Zim?
Zim: Yeah I guess so... how about you?
Dib: Hell yeah! But the thing is I don't know what to do...
Zim: Yeah me either...
They both walked down the street in silence. It was uncomfortable but they managed.
Dib: Maybe I'll just sing the song I've been working on
Zim: Oh err...what's it called?
Dib: Aliens Exist.
Zim: O.O;;;;;;;;; -I like it when he does that face! It's kyoot!
Dib: Oh *insert nervous laughter here* this song won't be about you living here okay? Haha! Even though no one will believe me that an alien named Zim IS trying to conquer Earth and I'm trying to stop him.
Zim: Oh hehe okay...
Dib: But I still think it's nice that you came to Earth Zim. *Whispering tone* When you first arrived I thought you were an angel from heaven because your so cute and full of surprises...
Zim: What?? Sorry I wasn't listening. I was distracted by the same guy we saw at the market over there *points at Johnny who is just 2 steps away from Dib and Zim. Golly Jee Wilikers that's far away! *
Johnny looked at Dib strangely since he heard everything he told Zim. He thought Dib needed more help than he did. After 15 seconds of spooky like staring, he stared at Zim. Whoo! It sure was spooky.
Dib concentrated on Nnys figure. Shit was he skinny! He liked his boots though. They kicked ass! He noticed something shiny inside of his boot too. "Hmm... Wonder what it is" thought Dib.
Zim looked at Nny then at Dib. Then he thought about candy. Candy is good!
Dib: Uhh.. Did you want something?
Nny: Oh sorry! I can be a little rude sometimes. My name is Johnny but my friends call me Nny for short. Not that I have any friends.... Anyway I noticed something about you two the first time I saw you both at the market but it seems a certain somebody still doesn't know *looks at Zim*
Zim: Eh?
Dib: Oh uh... My name is Dib and this is Zim. You may not believe me but he's an ALIEN!!!
Zim: THE FILTHY HUMAN LIES!!!!!
Nny: Oh yeah I know.
Dib: You know that he's an alien or that I'm 'crazy'?
Nny: I know that he's an alien. You don't look crazy to me. You look pretty normal I guess...*mumbles* I wish I was normal....
Zim: Don't be silly! It's a skin condition!
Nny: Riiiggghhhttt... Today's Tuesday so that means U.F.O.s come today mmmmmyep. *Sips his freezy*
Dib: WOW! Finally someone knows! Thank God!
[Cut to Heaven]
God: Your Welcome
[Cut back to our little posse]
Nny: Don't thank that rude little man! Once you die and look for questions about what's been going on in your life he doesn't tell you!!! That Bastard!!
God: I heard that you waste-lock
Nny: Grrr! I'd kill him if I had the chance!
Dib: *confused* Ummm.. Okay?
Nny realizes what he's doing and calms himself down.
Nny: I get carried away sometimes sorry.
Zim: Milkyway, Snickers, Kit Katz, Winterfresh, Altoids...
Dib tugs Zims shirt and Zim snaps back to reality.
Zim: WHERE'S THE FIRE?!?!?!?!
Dib: Zim we better go now. It was nice meeting you Johnny
Nny: Just call me Nny
Dib: Nny sorry. Is it spelled knee as in 'knee cap?'
Nny: No but it's pronounced the same ^_^ -It's adorable when he smiles like that
Dib grabs Zims hand and starts running which makes Zim fall and gets dragged.
Zim: Bye Bye Chocolate Man!!!
Dib: Bye Nny! Nice meeting you!
Nny: Bye!
Nny sees them holding hands.
Nny: Tsk! Homosexuals!
Johnny throws his freezy cup in a nearby trashcan and leaves for home.
~*~*~*~*~
Hooray! The end of Chapter 5!!! Yippee!!! Let's victory dansu old man!
Old Man: Shoot me!
C'mon! Lighten up! Lets do the Macarena!
Old Man: I'd rather die!!!
Nny: Dieing is bad m'kay.
Maybe Chapter 6 should be about a dancing Grandpa.... HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!! R/R YOU PEOPLE!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *Runs outside*
Old Man: That little bastard forgot to kill me!!!
Nny: OOOOOOOOOOOH...
Old Man: AIM FOR MY HEAD!
Filler bunny: Hey! That's my line!