Whooo Boy! I am tired! I need my daily dose of Trigun though!! I need Vash
The Stampede God damn it!!!
Grandpa: Kill me!!!!!!
Okay!! * Grabs a gun and shoots the old man * BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
Nny: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED GRANDPA!!!!
Kyle: YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
Grandpa: * dead *
He wanted to Die, Dude. He wanted to die!!!!!! WHY!?!?!? * Sobs * Folks, here is the 7th chapter to my story * sniff * Rest in peace Old Man. Rest in Peace..
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Chapter 7 - Uh.GIR?
Zim sighed and went to the living room. 3 hours have passed since Dib left and he's been working on his little secret thing for that long. Zim walked to the side of the TV and picked up GIR.
"Oi GIR. Even though I'm mean to you, I still love you my little advanced robot you!" cooed Zim to empty less GIR. Zim flipped GIR around and switched him back on. Suddenly, the little robots antennae pointed straight up and had a mixture of red and blue.
His eyes turned blue and so did his little door thing on his robotic belly. He stretched out his arms and faced his master. "Hi Master! I had the weirdest dream! I dreamt you got married to the bigheaded boy and I got married to-" GIR stopped and looked around. Then in a whispering tone he said, "I got married to Gaz! Ssh!! Don't tell anybody! Not even the PIG!!!" GIR told Zim. GIR looked at the pig and the pig stared back.
Pig: Oink?
"OINK MY ROBOTIC ASS! HAHAHAHA!!" laughed GIR.
Zim stared at GIR and decided that what he heard has never happened. Zim took out a napkin from his pod and wiped the white stuff off of GIR's face, and then he removed the thong and threw it in the trashcan.
"I love you master!"
"I love you too GIR" GIR hugged Zim tightly. He really did love his master. Zim meant everything to him. Even though he knew he wasn't very smart, he knew that he'd always protect his master. No matter what.
GIR squeezed Zim's tiny irken hand and jumped off his master. He headed for the kitchen to make some muffins and waffles for Zim.
Zim smiled at GIR and laid himself on the couch. "I think I'll just close my eyes for a little bit," Zim thought but 5 minutes later, he fell asleep.
"Do you want chocolate chip or blueberry muffins?" said GIR from the kitchen door (A/N: Even though they don't have a kitchen door. Well it's my story so shut up!)
GIR saw his master sleeping and smiled. He ran to the closet and grabbed a blanket. He covered Zim up and patted Zim's green head. "I hope Master is okay" GIR thought.
GIR grabbed his dog suit, which was on the floor by the way, and put it on. He zipped up his zipper and put on his doggy hood. GIR walked to the front door, put his "paw" on the doorknob and looked at Zim. He nodded and went outside silently, closing the door.
"I'm doing this for Master! Master needs to have a person who loves him, respects him, and adores him! And that person is Dib! I shall make Dib Master's soul mate to make them both happy and live happily forever! I may not be smart but I sure do know when things have to be done whether you're smart or not!" GIR protested. He saluted the base and marched off to Dibs house.
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Dib sighed as he crumpled up a piece of paper and threw into a mountain of crumpled papers. That's how my trashcan is right now. Just thought I'd let you know. Dib has been working on writing songs and poetry. So far he doesn't have shit to do. He's got shit for brains. Mmmmyep.
"This stinks. I am not good at writing songs or any fucking poetry. All I have is a quote on my notebook paper and it sucks too! Who would start off a song with a quote like " Hey, hey, hey guess who finished all the paperwork!!' NOBODY! FUCK!" Dib said a bit frustrated.
Dib ripped up that paper and threw his notebook at the wall. He sat on his bed and stared at his pillow. He then thought about Zim. He thought about how adorable and lovely he was. How brave and always curious on taking things to a whole new level. Dib picked up his pillow and hugged it tightly. "I loved you the first time I saw you and I always will love you Zimmy," he said softly.
Dib sighed and lay his pillow down gently as if he were carrying Zim and laying him down so he can explore all of Zims body and letting him do the same to him. A/N: I think Dib is a bit. horny!! DUN DUN DUN!!
DING DONG!!!
"AUGH!" screamed Dib, as he got scared that someone must've been watching him as he was doing those certain things to his pillow.
[Cut to a squirrel with a video camera]
Squirrel: Hehe hehe!!
[Cut back to Dib]
Dib opened his bedroom door and ran down the stairs to the living room. He saw his sister Gaz playing her new GZ2 (A/N: I guess it's like PS2. I don't know don't ask.)
DING DONG!!!!
"Coming!!" he shouted. He reached for the doorknob and opened the door. There was no one there.
"Hello?" he said confused. He then felt something tugging his coat and looked down. It was GIR.
GIR stared up at Dib and waved his paw at him.
"Oh hi. You must be Zims little robot. GIR, right?" Dib said
"MMMMMMHHHMMMMMMM" said cheerful/serious GIR "Are you going to invite me in?"
"Oh yes! Come in, Come in! Make yourself at home" Dib told GIR as he closed the door.
GIR faced Dib and looked at him straight in the eye. "We need to talk"
"About what?"
" ABOUT YOU AND MY MASTER!!!"
Grandpa: Kill me!!!!!!
Okay!! * Grabs a gun and shoots the old man * BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
Nny: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED GRANDPA!!!!
Kyle: YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!
Grandpa: * dead *
He wanted to Die, Dude. He wanted to die!!!!!! WHY!?!?!? * Sobs * Folks, here is the 7th chapter to my story * sniff * Rest in peace Old Man. Rest in Peace..
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Chapter 7 - Uh.GIR?
Zim sighed and went to the living room. 3 hours have passed since Dib left and he's been working on his little secret thing for that long. Zim walked to the side of the TV and picked up GIR.
"Oi GIR. Even though I'm mean to you, I still love you my little advanced robot you!" cooed Zim to empty less GIR. Zim flipped GIR around and switched him back on. Suddenly, the little robots antennae pointed straight up and had a mixture of red and blue.
His eyes turned blue and so did his little door thing on his robotic belly. He stretched out his arms and faced his master. "Hi Master! I had the weirdest dream! I dreamt you got married to the bigheaded boy and I got married to-" GIR stopped and looked around. Then in a whispering tone he said, "I got married to Gaz! Ssh!! Don't tell anybody! Not even the PIG!!!" GIR told Zim. GIR looked at the pig and the pig stared back.
Pig: Oink?
"OINK MY ROBOTIC ASS! HAHAHAHA!!" laughed GIR.
Zim stared at GIR and decided that what he heard has never happened. Zim took out a napkin from his pod and wiped the white stuff off of GIR's face, and then he removed the thong and threw it in the trashcan.
"I love you master!"
"I love you too GIR" GIR hugged Zim tightly. He really did love his master. Zim meant everything to him. Even though he knew he wasn't very smart, he knew that he'd always protect his master. No matter what.
GIR squeezed Zim's tiny irken hand and jumped off his master. He headed for the kitchen to make some muffins and waffles for Zim.
Zim smiled at GIR and laid himself on the couch. "I think I'll just close my eyes for a little bit," Zim thought but 5 minutes later, he fell asleep.
"Do you want chocolate chip or blueberry muffins?" said GIR from the kitchen door (A/N: Even though they don't have a kitchen door. Well it's my story so shut up!)
GIR saw his master sleeping and smiled. He ran to the closet and grabbed a blanket. He covered Zim up and patted Zim's green head. "I hope Master is okay" GIR thought.
GIR grabbed his dog suit, which was on the floor by the way, and put it on. He zipped up his zipper and put on his doggy hood. GIR walked to the front door, put his "paw" on the doorknob and looked at Zim. He nodded and went outside silently, closing the door.
"I'm doing this for Master! Master needs to have a person who loves him, respects him, and adores him! And that person is Dib! I shall make Dib Master's soul mate to make them both happy and live happily forever! I may not be smart but I sure do know when things have to be done whether you're smart or not!" GIR protested. He saluted the base and marched off to Dibs house.
~*~*~~*~*~*~*
Dib sighed as he crumpled up a piece of paper and threw into a mountain of crumpled papers. That's how my trashcan is right now. Just thought I'd let you know. Dib has been working on writing songs and poetry. So far he doesn't have shit to do. He's got shit for brains. Mmmmyep.
"This stinks. I am not good at writing songs or any fucking poetry. All I have is a quote on my notebook paper and it sucks too! Who would start off a song with a quote like " Hey, hey, hey guess who finished all the paperwork!!' NOBODY! FUCK!" Dib said a bit frustrated.
Dib ripped up that paper and threw his notebook at the wall. He sat on his bed and stared at his pillow. He then thought about Zim. He thought about how adorable and lovely he was. How brave and always curious on taking things to a whole new level. Dib picked up his pillow and hugged it tightly. "I loved you the first time I saw you and I always will love you Zimmy," he said softly.
Dib sighed and lay his pillow down gently as if he were carrying Zim and laying him down so he can explore all of Zims body and letting him do the same to him. A/N: I think Dib is a bit. horny!! DUN DUN DUN!!
DING DONG!!!
"AUGH!" screamed Dib, as he got scared that someone must've been watching him as he was doing those certain things to his pillow.
[Cut to a squirrel with a video camera]
Squirrel: Hehe hehe!!
[Cut back to Dib]
Dib opened his bedroom door and ran down the stairs to the living room. He saw his sister Gaz playing her new GZ2 (A/N: I guess it's like PS2. I don't know don't ask.)
DING DONG!!!!
"Coming!!" he shouted. He reached for the doorknob and opened the door. There was no one there.
"Hello?" he said confused. He then felt something tugging his coat and looked down. It was GIR.
GIR stared up at Dib and waved his paw at him.
"Oh hi. You must be Zims little robot. GIR, right?" Dib said
"MMMMMMHHHMMMMMMM" said cheerful/serious GIR "Are you going to invite me in?"
"Oh yes! Come in, Come in! Make yourself at home" Dib told GIR as he closed the door.
GIR faced Dib and looked at him straight in the eye. "We need to talk"
"About what?"
" ABOUT YOU AND MY MASTER!!!"