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(A/N: Sorry for the long wait. My school is performing our annual play this weekend and I've been at practices every night this week until about 8:00 at night. I've been trying to write this chapter during practice, but don't be surprised if this chapter isn't as funny.)
Arwen Rayne- Thanks for reviewing again. Sorry if it seems like it takes forever for me to update.
I am Special- Thanks! Now I know who Mindi's been getting lessons from!
Lady Russell Holmes- Thanks for reviewing again. Mindi completely agrees.
Chapter Six - Purple Skunks
Voldermort stared at the strange creature at the foot of his bed. A purple skunk? Bethany was the first to notice. "Oh Shade, I'm so glad you brought your pet! And did I mention how happy I am to have you visit?" "IAM?" "No no no." Voldermort groaned. "You're visiting Shade!" "I am?" "Yes, you are." "Oh, okay. By the way, where did you put your skunk?" "MY skunk?" Voldermort glanced around, but sure enough, Mindi was gone.
Shade stared at Voldermort. "WHYAREYOUINBANDAGES?" "Um, he's having an operation?" Bethany guessed. "OH, OKAY!" Shade opened a random drawer, which conveniently was full of knives. "No, I am NOT having an operation." Voldermort said hastily. Shade took a knife and started slicing through the bandages. Voldermort was starting to think he was insane for just staying in the house. There must be an open window somewhere! He kicked at Shade as she started to slice him up and shakily stood up. The sisters had identical deranged grins on their faces. These grins did not falter in the least when a herd of rampaging emu trampled Crayola. "LOOKANEMU!" "AN emu?" "Purple Skunk! Purple Skunk!" "Aaaah! I'm allergic to skunks!"
Sure enough, Mindi had come back into the room and Voldermort was wheezing. Shade and Bethany shared a look. They both shrugged. "Oh well." "LOOKWEHAVE ANEWPLAYMATE!" "Cool!" Voldermort sneezed. "Get this thing away from me!" Mindi came closer. "Purple Skunk!" Outside in the hallway an organ began playing Beethoven's Fifth. "LET'SPLAYRING-AROUND- THE-LIBRARY!" "Ring-around-the-library?" "RING-AROUND-THE- ROSYINTHELIBRARY." "Oh."
Shade grabbed one of Voldermort's hands and Bethany seized the other. After dragging him up five flights of stairs and pushing him down two, they came to a large room with fancy furniture. "THELIBRARY!" Shade announced. Voldermort stared. "Looks like a parlor to me." "Purple Skunk!" A book fell out of the sky and landed on Voldermort's head. Voldermort looked up. "Uhoh." A torrent of books fell out of the sky, all landing in a heap on Voldermort's head. Shade surveyed the pile with pride. "LIBRARY." she said smugly. Voldermort dug himself out of the pile. He lay on the floor and looked out the open window at the forest beyond. 'Open window?' Voldermort leapt to his feet. The only thing blocking him from the window was.Mindi. Voldermort could have sworn the creature smiled evilly at him. "Purple Skunk!" The window slammed shut.
"NOOOOOO!" Voldermort cried, lunging for Mindi's throat. Of course, the lunge didn't go so well, and Voldermort landed sprawled face down at Mindi's feet. He glared at her. Mindi jumped on his head and ran down his back. "ACHOO!" he sneezed. "TIMEFORRING-AROUND-THE-LIBRARY!" Shade yelled, dragging him to his feet and forcing him to take Bethany's hand. Shade and Bethany linked hands and Mindi jumped up onto their outstretched arms, smiling evilly at Voldermort from across the circle. Shade started tugging him, forcing him to go around the pile of books. And around. And around. And around. Voldermort staggered dizzily. Mindi chose that moment to jump onto him head. "Purple Skunk!" The world came to an end. Then Shadowmusic microwaved it for seventeen seconds and it revived. Voldermort cursed. "Damn Shadowmusic. Damn skun- a..a..ACHOO!" Mindi jumped off him and Shade and Bethany chose that moment to let go, sending him flying backward. Voldermort got up angrily and spun around to face three identical evil grins. And he didn't like the face that both Shade and Bethany were holding their hands behind their backs . . .
(A/N: What are Shade and Bethany holding? . . . I have no clue. But Mindi might know. Sorry again about the wait and the chapter length. REVIEW PLEASE!)
(A/N: Sorry for the long wait. My school is performing our annual play this weekend and I've been at practices every night this week until about 8:00 at night. I've been trying to write this chapter during practice, but don't be surprised if this chapter isn't as funny.)
Arwen Rayne- Thanks for reviewing again. Sorry if it seems like it takes forever for me to update.
I am Special- Thanks! Now I know who Mindi's been getting lessons from!
Lady Russell Holmes- Thanks for reviewing again. Mindi completely agrees.
Chapter Six - Purple Skunks
Voldermort stared at the strange creature at the foot of his bed. A purple skunk? Bethany was the first to notice. "Oh Shade, I'm so glad you brought your pet! And did I mention how happy I am to have you visit?" "IAM?" "No no no." Voldermort groaned. "You're visiting Shade!" "I am?" "Yes, you are." "Oh, okay. By the way, where did you put your skunk?" "MY skunk?" Voldermort glanced around, but sure enough, Mindi was gone.
Shade stared at Voldermort. "WHYAREYOUINBANDAGES?" "Um, he's having an operation?" Bethany guessed. "OH, OKAY!" Shade opened a random drawer, which conveniently was full of knives. "No, I am NOT having an operation." Voldermort said hastily. Shade took a knife and started slicing through the bandages. Voldermort was starting to think he was insane for just staying in the house. There must be an open window somewhere! He kicked at Shade as she started to slice him up and shakily stood up. The sisters had identical deranged grins on their faces. These grins did not falter in the least when a herd of rampaging emu trampled Crayola. "LOOKANEMU!" "AN emu?" "Purple Skunk! Purple Skunk!" "Aaaah! I'm allergic to skunks!"
Sure enough, Mindi had come back into the room and Voldermort was wheezing. Shade and Bethany shared a look. They both shrugged. "Oh well." "LOOKWEHAVE ANEWPLAYMATE!" "Cool!" Voldermort sneezed. "Get this thing away from me!" Mindi came closer. "Purple Skunk!" Outside in the hallway an organ began playing Beethoven's Fifth. "LET'SPLAYRING-AROUND- THE-LIBRARY!" "Ring-around-the-library?" "RING-AROUND-THE- ROSYINTHELIBRARY." "Oh."
Shade grabbed one of Voldermort's hands and Bethany seized the other. After dragging him up five flights of stairs and pushing him down two, they came to a large room with fancy furniture. "THELIBRARY!" Shade announced. Voldermort stared. "Looks like a parlor to me." "Purple Skunk!" A book fell out of the sky and landed on Voldermort's head. Voldermort looked up. "Uhoh." A torrent of books fell out of the sky, all landing in a heap on Voldermort's head. Shade surveyed the pile with pride. "LIBRARY." she said smugly. Voldermort dug himself out of the pile. He lay on the floor and looked out the open window at the forest beyond. 'Open window?' Voldermort leapt to his feet. The only thing blocking him from the window was.Mindi. Voldermort could have sworn the creature smiled evilly at him. "Purple Skunk!" The window slammed shut.
"NOOOOOO!" Voldermort cried, lunging for Mindi's throat. Of course, the lunge didn't go so well, and Voldermort landed sprawled face down at Mindi's feet. He glared at her. Mindi jumped on his head and ran down his back. "ACHOO!" he sneezed. "TIMEFORRING-AROUND-THE-LIBRARY!" Shade yelled, dragging him to his feet and forcing him to take Bethany's hand. Shade and Bethany linked hands and Mindi jumped up onto their outstretched arms, smiling evilly at Voldermort from across the circle. Shade started tugging him, forcing him to go around the pile of books. And around. And around. And around. Voldermort staggered dizzily. Mindi chose that moment to jump onto him head. "Purple Skunk!" The world came to an end. Then Shadowmusic microwaved it for seventeen seconds and it revived. Voldermort cursed. "Damn Shadowmusic. Damn skun- a..a..ACHOO!" Mindi jumped off him and Shade and Bethany chose that moment to let go, sending him flying backward. Voldermort got up angrily and spun around to face three identical evil grins. And he didn't like the face that both Shade and Bethany were holding their hands behind their backs . . .
(A/N: What are Shade and Bethany holding? . . . I have no clue. But Mindi might know. Sorry again about the wait and the chapter length. REVIEW PLEASE!)