Disclaimer- I am not responsible for Mindi plagiarizing all Harry Potter stuff from JK Rowling. Any lawyers attempting to sue Mindi will face the wrath of the Purple Skunk.
(A/N: I'm running out of chapter titles. Just a note that next chapter will finish up this story. Mindi thought up a rather STRANGE ending. I'm using ANOTHER new word processor on this chapter so it might look screwed up. Sorry! Thanks again to my reviewers!)
Arwen Rayne - LOL, good idea. Thanks again for reviewing!
RocketSolarCat - Thanks!
Chapter Seven - Insanity
Shade and Bethany grinned at each other then slowly took their hands out from behind their backs. They were holding . . . a lump of indistinguishable black stuff on a plate. "SNACKTIME!" Shade cried happily. Bethany nodded knowingly "I'm always hungry after playtime." Voldermort looked at the "food" Shade presented to him. "I'm not hungry." "Purple Skunk!" A lump of something best not described appeared on top of Shade's cooking. "OHLOOK! MAPLESYRUP!" "Maple Syrup?" "EATUP!" Voldermort backed away. Bethany was foaming at the mouth and muttering phrases like "The sheep are lying." and "Decapitate all jumpropes!" This did not sound reassuring.
Both women advanced on Voldermort with identical smiles. 'What is it with them and smiling anyway?' Voldermort thought. Shade was still forcing the food at him and he looked around wildly for a distraction. "Um, you can't eat in a parlor?" "I thought it was a library." said Bethany. "WHATDOYOUWANTTOEATBOOKSFORANYWAY?" "I don't want to eat them I want to um, shelf them! That's it! Shelf them!" Shade frowned. "ALRIGHT! YOURCHOICE!" Bethany smiled. "Time to learn the deweydecimal system!" Voldermort chocked. "The what?" "The deweydecimal system! It's how you shelf books! Now look. This is a nonfiction book so it goes, um..." Bethany looked about. "Here!" She shoved the book beneath the carpet. "And this is mystery so it goes here!" She put the book on top of the door lintel. "And this is fiction, so it goes here!" She put it on top of the lamp.
While Bethany "shelved" the books, Voldermort tried to sneak out the door. As soon as he opened the door, however, the mystery book on the lintel fell and hit him on the head. He tripped and fell. Mindi jumped on him. "Purple Skunk! Purple Skunk!" An angry looking bull appeared in the hallway. It glared at Voldermort, then snorted. "Uhoh." Voldermort was saying that a lot lately. The bull had a dog collar around it's neck with the name "Fred" on it. 'Fred?' "OHLOOK! HOWCUTE! ABULLNAMEDGEORGE!" "George? I thought it was named Mindi?" Bethany said. "BUTWASN'TMINDIANEMU?" The two women looked at each other. "Oh well!"
Voldermort glared at them and shoved Mindi off his back. "This is all your fault!" he yelled at the most "defenseless" of his tormentors. If anything, Mindi's smile grew larger. To his surprise she let him grab a fire poker and advance on her. Then . . . Voldermort saw a flash of purple light and he was thrown against the opposite wall, accidently skewering Fred. Shadowmusic glared at Voldermort."Attacking my muse! Absolutely not!" She picked up Mindi carefully. Mindi stuck her tongue out at Voldermort over Shadowmusic's shoulder. Before Voldermort could react, Shadowmusic and Mindi were gone and a VERY angry Fred was glaring at Voldermort. "Uhoh."
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(A/N: I'm running out of chapter titles. Just a note that next chapter will finish up this story. Mindi thought up a rather STRANGE ending. I'm using ANOTHER new word processor on this chapter so it might look screwed up. Sorry! Thanks again to my reviewers!)
Arwen Rayne - LOL, good idea. Thanks again for reviewing!
RocketSolarCat - Thanks!
Chapter Seven - Insanity
Shade and Bethany grinned at each other then slowly took their hands out from behind their backs. They were holding . . . a lump of indistinguishable black stuff on a plate. "SNACKTIME!" Shade cried happily. Bethany nodded knowingly "I'm always hungry after playtime." Voldermort looked at the "food" Shade presented to him. "I'm not hungry." "Purple Skunk!" A lump of something best not described appeared on top of Shade's cooking. "OHLOOK! MAPLESYRUP!" "Maple Syrup?" "EATUP!" Voldermort backed away. Bethany was foaming at the mouth and muttering phrases like "The sheep are lying." and "Decapitate all jumpropes!" This did not sound reassuring.
Both women advanced on Voldermort with identical smiles. 'What is it with them and smiling anyway?' Voldermort thought. Shade was still forcing the food at him and he looked around wildly for a distraction. "Um, you can't eat in a parlor?" "I thought it was a library." said Bethany. "WHATDOYOUWANTTOEATBOOKSFORANYWAY?" "I don't want to eat them I want to um, shelf them! That's it! Shelf them!" Shade frowned. "ALRIGHT! YOURCHOICE!" Bethany smiled. "Time to learn the deweydecimal system!" Voldermort chocked. "The what?" "The deweydecimal system! It's how you shelf books! Now look. This is a nonfiction book so it goes, um..." Bethany looked about. "Here!" She shoved the book beneath the carpet. "And this is mystery so it goes here!" She put the book on top of the door lintel. "And this is fiction, so it goes here!" She put it on top of the lamp.
While Bethany "shelved" the books, Voldermort tried to sneak out the door. As soon as he opened the door, however, the mystery book on the lintel fell and hit him on the head. He tripped and fell. Mindi jumped on him. "Purple Skunk! Purple Skunk!" An angry looking bull appeared in the hallway. It glared at Voldermort, then snorted. "Uhoh." Voldermort was saying that a lot lately. The bull had a dog collar around it's neck with the name "Fred" on it. 'Fred?' "OHLOOK! HOWCUTE! ABULLNAMEDGEORGE!" "George? I thought it was named Mindi?" Bethany said. "BUTWASN'TMINDIANEMU?" The two women looked at each other. "Oh well!"
Voldermort glared at them and shoved Mindi off his back. "This is all your fault!" he yelled at the most "defenseless" of his tormentors. If anything, Mindi's smile grew larger. To his surprise she let him grab a fire poker and advance on her. Then . . . Voldermort saw a flash of purple light and he was thrown against the opposite wall, accidently skewering Fred. Shadowmusic glared at Voldermort."Attacking my muse! Absolutely not!" She picked up Mindi carefully. Mindi stuck her tongue out at Voldermort over Shadowmusic's shoulder. Before Voldermort could react, Shadowmusic and Mindi were gone and a VERY angry Fred was glaring at Voldermort. "Uhoh."
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