Disclaimer: I still don't own Pokémon or Yugioh or any of the mentioned things related to them. All I own is the story.

Notes: The people have voted! Actually, no. NOBODY VOTED? But it's been almost… 'checks watch' 10 hours since the update was posted! Ok, I guess I'm a little impatient but it's spring break and I'M SO BORED! Anyway, I'll just pick the muse.

Blitz: And the winner of the Muse Vote is… Téa!

Téa: Thank you! You like me! You really like me!

Blitz: Now, Téa, how do you feel about winning the Muse Vote!

Téa:  I feel great! I thought everyone thought I was a crybaby, but I guess not!

Blitz: Ok, great! Now on with the story!

Téa: But I didn't make my speech yet!

Blitz: No time! 'pushes Téa off of stage' And heeeere we go!

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Narrator: Last time on Pokémon-

Misty: Get off! We're trying to think! Besides, I don't think we're even in Pokémon anymore!

Tea: Awwwww!!! Look at your CUTIES! 'pokes Pikachu as he gets # marks'

Ash: Umm… I wouldn't do that if I were you!

Brock: Too late!

'Pikachu unleashes a Thundershock on the group'

Group: X_X

Pikachu: Pi! Pika chu chu! *Ha! That'll teach you I'm not some plush toy!*

'group jumps up with *_*; faces'

Ash: O…kay. So, do you have anything like Pikachu and Togepi?

Yugi: Well, I have this! 'pulls out deck'

Ash, co.: Cool!

Brock: 'holding Feral Imp' There're like pokémon squished into cards!

Ash, holding Dark Magician: This one sorta looks like you, Yugi!

[A/N: Well, I think it does! Both of their 'do's look SO kawaii!]

Yugi: Oh yeah, that's my best card!

Tristan: Can we get going now? We've GOT to find the next dueling arena soon or else I'll scream!

[A/N: I was going to put something else but I want to keep this completely G-rated. ^_^;]

Misty: Hm? Dueling arena? Is that like a gym?

Joey: I guess. See, we use those cards to battle other people, and then we get star chips! Here, see? 'points at dueling glove'

Brock: Neat! We better get going too. I wonder… do you have any food? We've been in a forest for three days!

Téa: Hey, I know! 'pulls out map' There's a small rest stop right here!

Joey: Hey! All right! Bring on the grub! 'races with his lil running anime legs'

Group minus Joey: Hey! Wait up!

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 Dark shadow: Hello.

Shadow's boss: Well? Do you have it?

DS: Yes, master. Everything is going purrrrfectly.

SB: Good. Now I want you to follow those brats. Make sure everything is in order. You know we only get one shot at this.

DS: Yes, master. 'teleports out of cave'

SB: Yes. If everything goes according to plan… I will be the ultimate ruler of all the worlds! 'chuckles manically'

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Blitz: Whew! Took me two days, but I finished the second chapter!

Tristan: NO FAIR! YOU ONLY INCLUDED ME ONCE! 'pulls mallet out and runs after Blitz'

Blitz: YAAAAH! 'runs away'

Téa: *_*; Well, I guess since I'm the muse, I'm supposed to take care of things when characters try to hit Blitz with *coughrubbercough* mallets. See ya later and please R&R!

Yelling Téa fans: WE LOVE YOU TÉA! 'runs after Téa'

Téa: YAAAH! BLITZ, HELP!

'runs after Blitz so the scene is fans running after Téa who is running after Tristan who is running after Blitz who's [thinking she's] running for her life '