Disclaimer: Guess what? I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Pokémon! 'sighs' BUT SOMEDAY I WILL! JUST WAIT! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Notes: Hello! Welcome to yet another edition of… Ash meets Yugi!

Téa: I wanna be a yami! 'starts crying' YAMI!

Blitz: What're you talking about?

Téa: Everyone else is a yami! I know! I'll use my Millennium… Puzzle!

Y.Y.: Mine.

Téa: Waaa! Millennium… Ring?

Y.B.: Mine.

Téa: Waaa! Rod?

Malik: Mine.

Téa: Waaa! Key?

Pharaoh: Mine.

Téa: Waaa! Eye?

Pegasus:  Mine, Téa girl.

Téa: WAAA! Will I ever get a Millennium Item?

Blitz: Maybe at the ending notes.

Joey: Mmm! That was good eatin'!

Tristan: You should know! You OWE me, Joey Wheeler!

Brock: Quit fighting! I think we should be at your dueling… whatever it is soon.

Yugi: Hey! Look up ahead! That looks like… Mai!

Téa: Hmm? Mai? What's she doing here?

Misty: Care to fill us in? Who's Mai?

Tristan, whispering: Joey's ex-girlfriend. Heh heh heh…

Joey: RRR! SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!

'Mai looks up and sees group'

Mai: Hey guys! Who're your friends?

Ash: Hi! I'm Ash, this is Misty, and this is Brock!

Brock: Hello, Mai. Hehehe. 'pulls out flowers' --_--

Mai: 'looks closely at Brock's face' What's with your face?

Brock: 'extremely embarrassed' What? Nothing. --_--

Mai: Oh, well. Hey… 'turns to face Yugi' Want to duel?

Yugi: Yeah! Do you know where a dueling arena is?

Mai: Uh, yeah! Right behind us! 'points to arena'

'group falls over'

Téa: You mean it was right behind us the whole time?

Mai: Yep! So, Yugi, do you want to?

Yugi: Okay. 'gets up on stadium'

'Yugi turns into Yami Yugi'

Ash, co.: YAAH! Where'd he go? Who's he?

Joey: That's just a 5,000-year-old pharaoh trapped in that 14-year-old body that comes out every time Yuge duels!

Misty: O…kay. That makes a lot of sense.

Y.Y.: It's time to duel!

Dark shadow, watching duel: Yes… The boy has learned the basics of his Item… but he has not yet harnessed the true power… He should be perfect… And when Master defeats him… He will have enough power to bring others to this world and then! … Master will finish them all in one blow! 'laughs manically'

Blitz: Whew! I think that was the longest chapter yet!

Téa: I found it! I found my Millennium Item! 'holds up buttercup'

Blitz: *_*; Um, Téa, that's a flower.

Téa: I know! It's my Millennium Flower! Now, with my Millennium Flower, I will transform into… Yami Téa!

'nothing happens'

Téa: Ahem! I said… Yami Téa!

'nothing happens'

Téa, getting annoyed: YAMI TEA! YAMI TEA! YAMI TEA!

Blitz: *_*;; Yeah. O…kay.