A/N: Yes we are back again with another chapter. You still don't like it.
Well we still don't care. And those of you, who do, enjoy this too. Oh BTW
we aren't McMahons so we don't own the WWE. And this was written before No
Way Out, and I was too lazy to post it.
Announcer: WELCOME TO THE STEPH AND KAZZA SHOW!!! INTRODUCING OUR TWO TOTALLY GOREOUSLY SEXY HOSTESSES STEPH AND KAZZA!!!!
(Enter Kazza and Steph)
KAZZA: Thank you once again Mr. Announcer. Please welcome back My Superhero and yours, and my other things that I can't say on national TV. Shane 'Hurricane' Helms
(Enter Hurri-dork, dramatic pose etc. then sits next to Kazza, the two start kissing)
STEPH: *cough*
KAZZA: Sorry *mumbles* Not
STEPH: You can also welcome back My Personal Assistant, Bodyguard, and other things that Kazza says I'm not allowed to say on National TV. The Heart-Break Kid Shawn Michaels.
(Enter Shawn Michaels, does little dance, fireworks etc. then goes and sits next to Steph)
STEPH: Now are guests for tonight are.
KAZZA: The man with no dick I mean RAW GM Eric Bitchoff I mean Bischoff
(BOOS and a ASSHOLE chants are heard as Bischoff enters, and sits.)
STEPH: And the beautiful, talented, smart, nice, very cool, most Dominant Female in the WWE, Smackdown GM Stephanie McMahon.
(CHEERS and Woof whistles from the crowd as Stephanie enters and sits)
KAZZA: Steph fan much?
STEPH: Shut Up. Now you got to ask the first question last time so I can go first this time. Bitchoff, I mean Bischoff. How does it feel to know that you are going to get your ass kicked by Stone Cold Steve Austin at No Way Out?
BISCHOFF: What? I'm not going.
(Stone Cold appears out of nowhere)
AUSTIN: WHAT?!
KAZZA & STEPH: SHUT UP AUSTIN!
(Austin drinks some beer and disappears)
KAZZA: Really Bischoff. Don't deny it, I know it, both the Steph's know it. My Shane knows it, Steph's Shawn knows it, The crowd knows it, hell everyone knows you are going to get your ass kicked.
BISCHOFF: I AM NOT GOING TO GET MY ASS KICKED!!
ALL: Aha. SURE!
Crowd: BOO. ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. etc.
BISCHOFF: SHUT UP.
STEPHIE: Give it up Bischoff; it's a fact, just like it's a fact that Raw sucks and Smackdown rules, we have bigger and better superstars than Raw.
BISCHOFF: Oh whatever you reckon Stephanie. See the thing I have over you is that I have the great evolution. and your weekly fuck oh sorry I mean fiancé Hunter.
STEPHIE: Don't insult my fiancé or his stable! He's only there to destroy you! So you'll loose your job.
BISCHOFF: Then why was he hitting on your name shake over there last week?
STEPH: Because he wants what Shawn has, cause he's a jealous bastard and like to play with peoples lives.
STEPHIE: Really? I never noticed that.
KAZZA: That's cause you are blinded by his big nose
HBK: Can we please talk about something other than the ass that tried to put in a wheelchair.
STEPH: Of course sexy.
(Steph and Shawn start making out. While this was happening, Christian sneaks into the studio up behind Hurricane and knocked him out.)
CHRISTIAN: Kazza is going to be mine, you dork.
KAZZA: HEY!
CHRISTIAN: Oh crap
(Kazza jumps on Christian and starts punching him)
KAZZA (between punches): How.dare.you.attack.my. hurri.dork
BISCHOFF: GET OFF HIM, I NEED HIM, HE'S ONE OF MY SUPERSTARS.
(Bischoff jumps up and pulls Kazza off Christian. Which makes Steph stop kissing Shawn and get up and hit Bischoff over the back of the head. Allowing Kazza to go back to beating up Christian.)
STEPH: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FRIEND. YOU SLIMY EVIL SICK BASTARD!
(Steph goes to slap Bischoff, but he blocks and slaps her. So Steph kicks him in the balls. Stephanie falls of her chair laughing at Bischoff. Shawn steps up to Bischoff and gives him some sweet chin music)
HBK: No One Touches my Steph and gets away with it.
(Shawn then turns around and comes face to face with Triple H who sneaked in at some point also. Hunter kicks Shawn and pedigrees him)
HHH: Why would you want weak HBK when you can have me?
STEPHIE: HUNTER! YOU BASTARD. Edge, Brock & Chris Benoit were right. GO Back to you bum buddy Flair, cause there is NO CHANCE IN HELL that I'm gonna marry you.
(Stephanie slaps HHH across the face and kicks him the balls, before stomping out of the studio.)
STEPH: Kazza
KAZZA (Still punching Christian): What?
STEPH: I think you knocked him out.
KAZZA: Oh ok.
(Kazza gets off Christian and goes to help her Hurricane back up, while Steph does the same.)
HURRICANE (dramatic Pose): Thanks hun.
HBK: Can we get out of here?
(Kazza and Steph look at both Bischoff and Christian knocked out on the floor)
STEPH: I would say so. Who's up next?
KAZZA: Brock Lesner and um, um Kirk Angle HBK: Well that's gonna be a loud of fun
STEPH: You bet. Thanks all for watching, and be sure to turn in next week for Brock Lesner and Kurt Angle.
(The show goes off the air with Kazza and Steph helping Hurricane and Shawn out of the studio, and leaving Christian and Bischoff to lying on the floor.)
Announcer: WELCOME TO THE STEPH AND KAZZA SHOW!!! INTRODUCING OUR TWO TOTALLY GOREOUSLY SEXY HOSTESSES STEPH AND KAZZA!!!!
(Enter Kazza and Steph)
KAZZA: Thank you once again Mr. Announcer. Please welcome back My Superhero and yours, and my other things that I can't say on national TV. Shane 'Hurricane' Helms
(Enter Hurri-dork, dramatic pose etc. then sits next to Kazza, the two start kissing)
STEPH: *cough*
KAZZA: Sorry *mumbles* Not
STEPH: You can also welcome back My Personal Assistant, Bodyguard, and other things that Kazza says I'm not allowed to say on National TV. The Heart-Break Kid Shawn Michaels.
(Enter Shawn Michaels, does little dance, fireworks etc. then goes and sits next to Steph)
STEPH: Now are guests for tonight are.
KAZZA: The man with no dick I mean RAW GM Eric Bitchoff I mean Bischoff
(BOOS and a ASSHOLE chants are heard as Bischoff enters, and sits.)
STEPH: And the beautiful, talented, smart, nice, very cool, most Dominant Female in the WWE, Smackdown GM Stephanie McMahon.
(CHEERS and Woof whistles from the crowd as Stephanie enters and sits)
KAZZA: Steph fan much?
STEPH: Shut Up. Now you got to ask the first question last time so I can go first this time. Bitchoff, I mean Bischoff. How does it feel to know that you are going to get your ass kicked by Stone Cold Steve Austin at No Way Out?
BISCHOFF: What? I'm not going.
(Stone Cold appears out of nowhere)
AUSTIN: WHAT?!
KAZZA & STEPH: SHUT UP AUSTIN!
(Austin drinks some beer and disappears)
KAZZA: Really Bischoff. Don't deny it, I know it, both the Steph's know it. My Shane knows it, Steph's Shawn knows it, The crowd knows it, hell everyone knows you are going to get your ass kicked.
BISCHOFF: I AM NOT GOING TO GET MY ASS KICKED!!
ALL: Aha. SURE!
Crowd: BOO. ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. ASSHOLE. etc.
BISCHOFF: SHUT UP.
STEPHIE: Give it up Bischoff; it's a fact, just like it's a fact that Raw sucks and Smackdown rules, we have bigger and better superstars than Raw.
BISCHOFF: Oh whatever you reckon Stephanie. See the thing I have over you is that I have the great evolution. and your weekly fuck oh sorry I mean fiancé Hunter.
STEPHIE: Don't insult my fiancé or his stable! He's only there to destroy you! So you'll loose your job.
BISCHOFF: Then why was he hitting on your name shake over there last week?
STEPH: Because he wants what Shawn has, cause he's a jealous bastard and like to play with peoples lives.
STEPHIE: Really? I never noticed that.
KAZZA: That's cause you are blinded by his big nose
HBK: Can we please talk about something other than the ass that tried to put in a wheelchair.
STEPH: Of course sexy.
(Steph and Shawn start making out. While this was happening, Christian sneaks into the studio up behind Hurricane and knocked him out.)
CHRISTIAN: Kazza is going to be mine, you dork.
KAZZA: HEY!
CHRISTIAN: Oh crap
(Kazza jumps on Christian and starts punching him)
KAZZA (between punches): How.dare.you.attack.my. hurri.dork
BISCHOFF: GET OFF HIM, I NEED HIM, HE'S ONE OF MY SUPERSTARS.
(Bischoff jumps up and pulls Kazza off Christian. Which makes Steph stop kissing Shawn and get up and hit Bischoff over the back of the head. Allowing Kazza to go back to beating up Christian.)
STEPH: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY FRIEND. YOU SLIMY EVIL SICK BASTARD!
(Steph goes to slap Bischoff, but he blocks and slaps her. So Steph kicks him in the balls. Stephanie falls of her chair laughing at Bischoff. Shawn steps up to Bischoff and gives him some sweet chin music)
HBK: No One Touches my Steph and gets away with it.
(Shawn then turns around and comes face to face with Triple H who sneaked in at some point also. Hunter kicks Shawn and pedigrees him)
HHH: Why would you want weak HBK when you can have me?
STEPHIE: HUNTER! YOU BASTARD. Edge, Brock & Chris Benoit were right. GO Back to you bum buddy Flair, cause there is NO CHANCE IN HELL that I'm gonna marry you.
(Stephanie slaps HHH across the face and kicks him the balls, before stomping out of the studio.)
STEPH: Kazza
KAZZA (Still punching Christian): What?
STEPH: I think you knocked him out.
KAZZA: Oh ok.
(Kazza gets off Christian and goes to help her Hurricane back up, while Steph does the same.)
HURRICANE (dramatic Pose): Thanks hun.
HBK: Can we get out of here?
(Kazza and Steph look at both Bischoff and Christian knocked out on the floor)
STEPH: I would say so. Who's up next?
KAZZA: Brock Lesner and um, um Kirk Angle HBK: Well that's gonna be a loud of fun
STEPH: You bet. Thanks all for watching, and be sure to turn in next week for Brock Lesner and Kurt Angle.
(The show goes off the air with Kazza and Steph helping Hurricane and Shawn out of the studio, and leaving Christian and Bischoff to lying on the floor.)