A/N: We are BACKKKKKK be afraid be very afraid… I don't know if I am meant to be writing this chapter but OH WELL! (Kazza) If you don't like this story then STOP READING IT but we like it so we are not going to stop writing it.
Announcer: I would like to introduce your two totally sexy, mouth-watering hosts Shawn Michaels and Shane 'The Hurricane' Helms… Wait hang on a second, that's not right Shawn and Shane aren't the hosts, the gorgeous Steph and Kazza are the hosts.
(Enter Shawn and Shane and sits down)
Shawn: Yea we know that but we were sick of you hitting on OUR girls so we decided to change it.
Shane: Plus OUR girls wanted to show everyone something, so…
Shawn: … I would like to introduce my totally sexy girlfriend Steph…
(Steph enters doing Shawn's pyro and entrance. She sits down on Shawn's lap and they start kissing)
Shane: (Rolls eyes) And I would like to introduce my gorgeous sidekick and girlfriend Kazza…
(Kazza enters doing Shane's pyro and entrance. She sits down on Shawn's lap and they start kissing… Shawn looks up walks over to Shane and hits him across the head)
Shane: Hey what was that for?
Shawn: Hands off my sister!
Shane: She's not your sister.
Shawn: I know she's not but the script… hang on there is no script I'M CONFUSED!!!
Kazza: Umm… Moving on! Our guests this evening are the oh so muscly - GAG - Brock Lesner and Bald Eagle Kurt Angle.
(Enter Brock and Kurt glaring at each other, Kurt with his neck in a neck brace)
Steph: Boys take a seat… Kurt hows your neck?
Kurt: Sore thanks you very much. (Glaring at Brock)
Kazza: That's nice, now Brock congratulations on your win.
Brock: Thank you! You know that I am still the youngest ever WWE champion?
Steph: Yea but are you the youngest ever WWF and WWE champion?
Brock: Umm…
Angle: COUGH looser COUGH
Kazza: Good one Steph… Now next question?
Steph: Umm… Kurt when are you coming back?
Angle: Umm… I don't know soon hopefully so I can get my pay back on Brock.
Brock: You will never get pay back! I will be the champion FOREVER!!!
Shawn: Actually you will be the champion until the writers decide that they want a different champion.
Brock: SHUT UP! Has Been Kid!
Shane: That is so old!
Angle: And so is your supper hero thing.
Kazza: HEY LEAVE MY HURRI-DORK OUT OF IT!
Steph: YEA! Leave my boyfriend's sister's boyfriend out of it!
Brock: HUH?
Shawn: My girlfriend told you to leave her boyfriend's sister's boyfriend out of it!
Brock: IN ENGLISH!
Steph: I said leave Shawn's sister's boyfriend out of it.
Angle: Who is Shawn's sister?
Kazza: I am.
Angle: No you aren't.
Shawn: No she isn't…
Kazza + Steph: YES SHE/I AM!!!
Shawn: Oh yea she is…
Brock: (Standing) I'm confused… I'm leaving…
Kurt: (Standing) I'm coming with you.
Steph + Kazza: DON'T LEAVE!!!!
Shawn: Well everyone that's our show for tonight, for some strange reason the writers has not included any fights!
Shane: Or anyone needs to be saved by… (Dramatic pose) HURRI-DORK… I mean Hurricane!!
Kazza: Yes Ladies, gentlemen, germs, babies, aliens, wrestlers, furballs, animals, writers, readers, Rob Van Dam, Sleezeballs - COUGH Bitchoff and Heyman COUGH and anyone else who happen to still be reading this… what was I saying??
Steph: You were saying goodbye to everyone.
Kazza: Oh yes that's right!! Good night all!
Steph: Good night!
(Kazza and Steph stand up and leave, Shawn and Shane stay behind looking confused)
Shawn: Did our girlfriends just walk off?
Shane: Umm… yes!
Shawn: Did they even say who was going to be on the next show?
Shane: No! Hey announcer dude pass me the script.
(Announcer walks in handing Shane the script)
Shane: Thank you
(Announcer smiles and walks out)
Shawn: (pulling script out of Shane's hand) Let me see… Next show we well Steph and Kazza will be interviewing… WWE's once most dynamic group who are now just want to be single wrestlers TEAM XTREME!!!
Shane: hey aren't you Jeff's mentor?
Shawn: Umm… so… he still sucks with out Matt and Matt sucks with out Jeff…
Shane: (Grinning) and Lita just sucks…
(Kazza pops up and hits Shane on the head)
Kazza: I HEARD THAT!!!
Shane: Sorry
Kazza: You better be… Lets go
(Pops out taking Shane with her)
Shawn: Hey… now I'm just alone…
(Steph pops up)
Steph: Miss me?
Shawn: HELL YEA!!
(Shawn pulls Steph onto his lap and kissed her)
Announcer: I would like to introduce your two totally sexy, mouth-watering hosts Shawn Michaels and Shane 'The Hurricane' Helms… Wait hang on a second, that's not right Shawn and Shane aren't the hosts, the gorgeous Steph and Kazza are the hosts.
(Enter Shawn and Shane and sits down)
Shawn: Yea we know that but we were sick of you hitting on OUR girls so we decided to change it.
Shane: Plus OUR girls wanted to show everyone something, so…
Shawn: … I would like to introduce my totally sexy girlfriend Steph…
(Steph enters doing Shawn's pyro and entrance. She sits down on Shawn's lap and they start kissing)
Shane: (Rolls eyes) And I would like to introduce my gorgeous sidekick and girlfriend Kazza…
(Kazza enters doing Shane's pyro and entrance. She sits down on Shawn's lap and they start kissing… Shawn looks up walks over to Shane and hits him across the head)
Shane: Hey what was that for?
Shawn: Hands off my sister!
Shane: She's not your sister.
Shawn: I know she's not but the script… hang on there is no script I'M CONFUSED!!!
Kazza: Umm… Moving on! Our guests this evening are the oh so muscly - GAG - Brock Lesner and Bald Eagle Kurt Angle.
(Enter Brock and Kurt glaring at each other, Kurt with his neck in a neck brace)
Steph: Boys take a seat… Kurt hows your neck?
Kurt: Sore thanks you very much. (Glaring at Brock)
Kazza: That's nice, now Brock congratulations on your win.
Brock: Thank you! You know that I am still the youngest ever WWE champion?
Steph: Yea but are you the youngest ever WWF and WWE champion?
Brock: Umm…
Angle: COUGH looser COUGH
Kazza: Good one Steph… Now next question?
Steph: Umm… Kurt when are you coming back?
Angle: Umm… I don't know soon hopefully so I can get my pay back on Brock.
Brock: You will never get pay back! I will be the champion FOREVER!!!
Shawn: Actually you will be the champion until the writers decide that they want a different champion.
Brock: SHUT UP! Has Been Kid!
Shane: That is so old!
Angle: And so is your supper hero thing.
Kazza: HEY LEAVE MY HURRI-DORK OUT OF IT!
Steph: YEA! Leave my boyfriend's sister's boyfriend out of it!
Brock: HUH?
Shawn: My girlfriend told you to leave her boyfriend's sister's boyfriend out of it!
Brock: IN ENGLISH!
Steph: I said leave Shawn's sister's boyfriend out of it.
Angle: Who is Shawn's sister?
Kazza: I am.
Angle: No you aren't.
Shawn: No she isn't…
Kazza + Steph: YES SHE/I AM!!!
Shawn: Oh yea she is…
Brock: (Standing) I'm confused… I'm leaving…
Kurt: (Standing) I'm coming with you.
Steph + Kazza: DON'T LEAVE!!!!
Shawn: Well everyone that's our show for tonight, for some strange reason the writers has not included any fights!
Shane: Or anyone needs to be saved by… (Dramatic pose) HURRI-DORK… I mean Hurricane!!
Kazza: Yes Ladies, gentlemen, germs, babies, aliens, wrestlers, furballs, animals, writers, readers, Rob Van Dam, Sleezeballs - COUGH Bitchoff and Heyman COUGH and anyone else who happen to still be reading this… what was I saying??
Steph: You were saying goodbye to everyone.
Kazza: Oh yes that's right!! Good night all!
Steph: Good night!
(Kazza and Steph stand up and leave, Shawn and Shane stay behind looking confused)
Shawn: Did our girlfriends just walk off?
Shane: Umm… yes!
Shawn: Did they even say who was going to be on the next show?
Shane: No! Hey announcer dude pass me the script.
(Announcer walks in handing Shane the script)
Shane: Thank you
(Announcer smiles and walks out)
Shawn: (pulling script out of Shane's hand) Let me see… Next show we well Steph and Kazza will be interviewing… WWE's once most dynamic group who are now just want to be single wrestlers TEAM XTREME!!!
Shane: hey aren't you Jeff's mentor?
Shawn: Umm… so… he still sucks with out Matt and Matt sucks with out Jeff…
Shane: (Grinning) and Lita just sucks…
(Kazza pops up and hits Shane on the head)
Kazza: I HEARD THAT!!!
Shane: Sorry
Kazza: You better be… Lets go
(Pops out taking Shane with her)
Shawn: Hey… now I'm just alone…
(Steph pops up)
Steph: Miss me?
Shawn: HELL YEA!!
(Shawn pulls Steph onto his lap and kissed her)