A Stone Cold Christmas
It's Christmas Eve, Stone Cold and Debra are just sitting down for dinner.
Debra- Merry Christmas honey. Now we're not having deer again this year
are we?

Stone Cold- No Debra, I've got something better in mind.

Debra- I don't like the sound of that. By the way, how come you didn't invite
Jim Ross to dinner this year?

Stone Cold- Jim is a jackass! He's been pissed off ever since I
beat the hell out of him in the ring.

Debra- Oh Steve, if you would just apologize....

(Suddenly, Santa Claus comes down the chimney)

Santa Claus- Merry Christmas Stone Cold! Ho Ho Ho!

Stone Cold- Ho Ho Ho... Oh Hell Yeah! So Santa, did ya get me that new
deer rifle I asked for? I've been a good little S.O.B all year.

Santa Claus- Sorry Stone Cold, I thought you'd like a hearing aid.

Stone Cold- What?

Santa Claus- A hearing aid.

Stone Cold- What?

Santa Claus- I'm too old for this sh-

Stone Cold- What? Santa, straight from the bottom of Stone Cold's heart, I got a
special Christmas present for ya myself.

(gives Santa a Stone Cold Stunner)

Debra- Oh Steve, not again. Hey, where are you going with that deer rifle?

Stone Cold- I told ya Debra, I have something better in mind for dinner.

Stone Cold goes up to the roof, shoots all of Santa's reindeer dead, and hangs
their heads up on his wall. Except for Rudolph, who he eats.

Stone Cold- Merry Christmas to all, and don't touch my beer!


The End