Readers: No, I have not gone insane. I'm sorry, but I feel that it is my
duty to do this. Don't hate me! -authors anonymous
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AN: hey hey hey peeps, whatz up? thx sooooo much for all of the suport i've gotten!!!!!!! i just wanna shout out to anna, abby, abigail, alex, alan, al, bethany, birdy, betty, bert, bob, billy, cathy, chelsey, cil, collin, conor, cale, darleen, dale, daria, derek, dave, dan, ethel, elinor, eileen, eric, evan, fred, fredrica, gertrude, gary, gereth, goldie, harry, harriet, henry, ingrid, jack, jerry, john, james, jonas, kelly, larry, lauren, mary, nate, ophelia, petunia, paul, quince, rachel, ralph, rudolf the red nosed rain dear (lol), stan, steph, travis, ursela, veronica, vanessa, wendy, warner, xena, yasmine, yosef, and zora my betas. you guys rock! before the story i'm gonna reply to all of the reviews i've gotten individually, cuz i mean, who doesn't want to read what i have to say, right? okay, so here goes
Anna: Yeah, he is REALLLLY hot
Petunia: Okay, ill continue, since you asked soooo nicely!
Warner: Yeah, that math test was hard. What was our history homework?
Spicychick384723948:No, I'm not crazy, you are. Thx for your time!
ChetosChild9382: I love you too! Keep reviewing!
Lauren: Look, I'm sorry about what happened to Dean, but really, he HAD to go!
Zora: ur great...ur reviewz were soooooo nice!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so if anyone hasn't guessed by now, I DON'T own Gilmore girls, (cuz even tho this is a fan fiction web site, I don't want to get sued! LOL) And all of the ideas are MINE and if you want this on your website (cuz you all do) I will need some references and to see it first, and I also want royalties, but just review, cuz if you don't review, you cant have it! Lol lol lol lol.Yeah, so don't sue me, cuz all I have is this really expensive computer, my autographed Justin Timberlake posters and my Mercedes benz that my daddy got me for my birthday. And my boyfriend, (Hi Dave! You're sooooooooo wonderful!!!!!! Lol) who you can't have, so boo on you. Anywayz, I guess that it's time for me to stop talking and start writing! AND DON"T FORGET TO REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rori wuz waiting for Lorelei 2 pore her coffee, and she wuz taking soooo long and Rori reallllllllllly neaded some coffee before she went 2 chiltin. "Like, Rori, whutz wrong?" asked Lorleiei, "y aren't u talking 2 me? Did I do somthin?" "No mum, u didn't do anyting, I'm just tired," rori lyed and puled on her jacket. "I'm going out." "Where r u going sweety?" "just out." Lorleieieie looked after her only daughter sadly. She had grown up and wuzn't there ne more and lorlrieieieiehaflkdhsfrkias missed her soooooo much that she decided 2 go into her room to listen 2 her favoritie new cd, cuz the newest nick carter song was soooo great. It reminded her of this time when she was with Christopher and they were in paris for spring break and she was on the beach. Cuz that's when she had rori, and she and rori were sooooooooooo close. "I'm home mum!" Rori called. "Rori, where were u? I wuz worried!" "Y do u even care? I'm not u, I won't get pregnant." "Rori, wutz gotten into you?" "I dunno, nothing. Go away mum. I'm 2 old for you." "But Rori, ur my best friend!" Lukily the car outside honked and rori grabbed her bikini and a towel and ran outiside 2 tristins car and jumped in and started to kiss his neck. "Woooh, wut r u doin? Asked tristen, y r u doin that?"
R: I need u tristen, lets pull over now.
T: Woo hoo, OK rori, wut eva u say.
3.38mins later
R: O tris I luv u soooooo much, that wuz soooo good.
T: Y stop? Lets do it again.
R: OK.
aT tHe DiNeR
L:Luke! I'm soooo worried!!!! Give me coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L: I'm comin I'm comin. Wuts rong?
L: I need coffee and I need to talk to u
L: OK, I'll close the diner. EVERYBodY OUT!!!!!
L: Thx Luke, ur a good man.
L: Ur my hero . So, Rori left.
L: Wut?
L: W/ Tristein.
L: Who is he? Can I kill him?
L; No, he's hot.
L: So is he and rori.?
L:..............
L: Ohhhh..
L: Yeah...
L:Hmmm....
L:...wanna make out on the counter?
L:...I've luved u 4va!
L:.....can I feel ur pickles?
L: maybe!!!!!!!
AN: ooh, they FINALLY did it! I'm sooooooooo happy!!! lol lol lol...
"Rori, can we go out now?" Tirisigndjdiwkdn said after a particularly strenuous bought of love making. Because that's what it was. LOVE making, because they were in LOVE...
AN: i LOVE trisun, he's sooooooo cute!!! i wish i wuz rori!
"I don't know...I can't contol myself around you..." said Rori.
"How about I take you home now so you can make a pro-con list then?" said Tristin.
"Really? You're not mad?" Rori said, flipping her blond hair over her shoulders.
"Of course not Ror! I love you!" Tristen said.
AN: AWWWWWWW!!!! he's soooo amazing!!!!
"Ohh..." said Rori, and looked down at her skantily clad body.
"What?" Tristan said, looking up from her skantily clad body.
"Ummm...I don't know Tris...I don't think that I can say that I love you." Rory said.
"What? Why? How can you say that after what just happened?" Tristyn said, outraged.
AN: don't worry, it'll turn out okay!!! i PROMISE! lol lol lol
"Look, as cool as that was, I don't think that I'm ready to be in a serious relationship with you." Rori said.
"But...Rori...I'm the guy who took your virginity! How can you say that you don't care for me?" said Tristun
"Oh...um, about that..." Rori said.
"What are you saying Rori?" said Triston.
"Remember Brad?" said Rori.
"Oh no, you didn't!" Tristun said.
".................." Rori said.
"You can still love me Rori." Tristin said, looking soulfully into her eyes.
"I can't! I have a boyfriend!" Rori said.
"What?" said Tristen.
"A boyfriend!" said Rori again.
"So, break up with him!" said Tristyn.
"Ooh, I can't. Even though it's not real love, only sibling love and he sometimes abuses me and he's really over protective and he's dumb and ugly and he's the best boyfriend in the world, and i don't want to hurt him, even when he does really mean things to me and i know that i'm hurting you by dragging it out and he's definetly going to find out and/or your going to get tired of waiting for me and..." Rori said.
"I understand." said Tristin.
"I know you would." said Rori.
a FeW hRs. LaTeR
"Mom?"
"Yes sweety?"
"I think I'm...pregnant."
"Oh...okay. Do you know for sure?"
"No."
"Okay, let's go get you a test."
"Okay."
a FeW mOrE hRs. LaTeR
"TWINS!" Lorellai cried out, and hugged Rory tight to her.
"I'm gonna be a mommy!" Rory cried out, and hugged back.
"This is great! How about Chrissy and Breanne?"
"Or Cindy and Desiree?"
"Ror...who's the father?"
Rory looked up to her mother and tried to still her quivering lip. "I dunno."
"Rory, what have i told you about the birds and the bees?" Lorelia scolded as she helped the mothertobe into the jeep.
"Mom...I'm scared."
"Oh, don't worry about it. It'll be fine. You can live in the hut behind the inn if you want."
"Oh, okay. Thanks Mom."
"No problem kid."
Loreleieheh and Rori had a very nice bonding moment and when they got back to stars hallow they decided to have a movie night.
"Hey, lets invite Tristen!"
"Ummm..." Rori said, looking down. "Okay..."
tHaT nIgHt
AN: don't worry! good thingz happen!!!!
L: Is he here yet?
R: No.
T: Hello!
R+L: Tristin!
T: Hello!
R: Come on in! Sit down next 2 me and we'll watch the movie.
T: Wut r we watching?
R+L: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!!
T: That'z like mi favorite movie eva!
R: Me 2!
L: I LOVE the oompaloompas.
T: Okay. Let's start.
R+L: Okay.
l8r that nite, loreleiue was sleeping on the couch [Mention #284629402816348759372618738 9493727263748474736373484937362637483494837263748489473601923847567438915638 7438910475634738291407856347381924732856281497382916484732816583214783478329 1654783912743821748165813247832156832174831257654732864810947819327489312074 38092] and Rori and Tristun were sitting down next 2 each otha.
"Rori?"
"Mhhm?"
"Am I the father?"
"How did u know?"
"Duh, ur eating for 3!"
AN: He's sooo smart!
"Ohh...yes."
"Let's get married."
"Okay."
"Do u like it?"
"Oh Tris, it's BEAUTIFUL, I love it!"
AN: AWWWW!!
Rory put out her hand and Tristan put the white gold ring onto her outstretched finger. The clumps and clumps of diamonds sparkled under the glow of the television and Rory admired the delicate workmanship of the huge diamonds, rubies and emeralds encrusted into the band. It was gorgeous (it weighed nearly 30 pounds, but it was worth the pain) and Rory loved it so much she heaved a huge sigh and kissed Tristan on his cheek.
"I love you Rory."
"And I love..."
"COCKADOODLEDOOBAWKBAWKBAWKCLUCKWOOFMEOW" The animal alarm clock rang, waking Rory up.
"Wow, that was a weird dream!" she said aloud and got out of bed. "Hmmm...what to wear, what to wear?"
It took a while, but Rory finaly chose a tight pair of baby blue shorts and her porn star t-shirt that Lorelai had gotten her for her birthday. Rory pulled off her silk pajamas and let them pool at her feet. She stepped daintily out of them and walked over to her mirror, where she stood admiring her self. She was so engrossed that she didn't even notice the commotion outside.
"What are YOU doing here?" Dean demanded, tapping Jess on his shoulder.
"Shhh!"
"I SAID-"
"Shut up man! Take a look for yourself!"
Dean peered through the window. "Jeez man, you're looking at my girlfriend! I'm going to kill you!"
"Dude, she's not your girlfriend!" Jess retorted, still gazing hungrily at the naked girl.
"Yeah, you're right."
"Hey ladies!" Tristan said, coming though the bush behind the two salivating males.
"Go away Triscut."
"Yeah man." Jess agreed.
"Hey, did...did we just agree?" Dean asked.
Jess smirked. "Yeah right."
"What are you guys looking at?" Tristan asked, not used to being ignored, since he was OBVIOUSLY the hottest of them all.
"Rory. Now shut up." Both said simultaneously.
"Ooh, I wanna see!" Tristan said, jumping up and down to see over the boys shoulders.
"Wait your turn!" Jess said angrily.
"Yeah dude."
Tristan however, wasn't a patient fellow. Without giving warning, he shoved Jess into Dean and pressed his face against the glass. Jess swallowed. Dean swallowed. They both swallowed. Jess and Dean looked into eachothers eyes.
"Ummm, we'll be back." Dean said, taking Jess' hand.
"Yeah, back."
The two ran off into the distance.
Meanwhile, inside the Gilmore residence, Rory had finally stopped salivating over her rock hard abs and put on her clothes. "I want coffee!" she said aloud and went into the kitchen.
"Oh, hi Tristan!" Rory said brightly when Tristan entered though her back door. "Want some coffee?"
"Actually, I need to talk to you."
"Okay, shoot."
"Well-"
"Oh, hold on a second. I'll be right back." Rory got up and went into her bedroom, where Jess was currently breaking into.
"Oh, hi Jess!" Rory said brightly when Jess entered though her window (looking slightly disheveled). "Want some coffee?"
"Actually, I need to talk to you."
"Okay, lets go into the living room."
Tristan and Jess sat on the couch and Rory was watching them closely. Wasn't it rather strange that BOTH Tristan and Jess had to talk to her?
"Okay, we need to talk to you."
"Okay...oh, just a second." Rory went to the front door and opened it to admit a very disheveled Dean.
"Oh, hi Dean!" Rory said brightly when Dean entered though her front door. "Want some coffee?"
"Actually-"
"You need to talk to me. So I've heard."
Dean sat down between the two other hot males on the couch and squirmed.
"So...?" Rory asked, sitting across from them on the coffee table.
"Look, Rory, we need to talk to you." Tristan said for all of them.
"Okay, what?"
"Look...this is really hard for us."
"Take your time."
"Okay..." Tristan looked at Jess for help.
"Rory," Jess started bluntly, "you need to choose."
And suddenly, it all became so horribly clear. Rory had to choose.
AN: Thx for reading!!! Now i need 13849240000000 reviews or i'm NOT going to keep riting and you'll never no wut happened!!!!! SO REVIEW RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol...I MEAN IT!!!!!
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Real Author's Notes: Phew. That was absolutly horrible, and I know it. If I wrote like that normally, I think I'd kill myself. But I hope that it wasn't too boring to read, even if it was pretty boring to write. I think that that covered most of the bad writing bases. I had to physically restrain myself from doing a Jess/Rory and a Lorelai/Luke bad writing scene, but I promise that it's all up here and is going to fit into my next story. Oh, incidently, I had a thought. Which is better, an entirely Luke/Lorelai story or a mix of L/L and J/R? Let me know. I have some sad news. There are 5 chapters left to this amazing story. Five chapters and five alternate endings. Kinda. So, stay tuned and I'll update as regularly as possible.
And I wasn't kidding about the 13849240000000 reviews either.
-aa
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AN: hey hey hey peeps, whatz up? thx sooooo much for all of the suport i've gotten!!!!!!! i just wanna shout out to anna, abby, abigail, alex, alan, al, bethany, birdy, betty, bert, bob, billy, cathy, chelsey, cil, collin, conor, cale, darleen, dale, daria, derek, dave, dan, ethel, elinor, eileen, eric, evan, fred, fredrica, gertrude, gary, gereth, goldie, harry, harriet, henry, ingrid, jack, jerry, john, james, jonas, kelly, larry, lauren, mary, nate, ophelia, petunia, paul, quince, rachel, ralph, rudolf the red nosed rain dear (lol), stan, steph, travis, ursela, veronica, vanessa, wendy, warner, xena, yasmine, yosef, and zora my betas. you guys rock! before the story i'm gonna reply to all of the reviews i've gotten individually, cuz i mean, who doesn't want to read what i have to say, right? okay, so here goes
Anna: Yeah, he is REALLLLY hot
Petunia: Okay, ill continue, since you asked soooo nicely!
Warner: Yeah, that math test was hard. What was our history homework?
Spicychick384723948:No, I'm not crazy, you are. Thx for your time!
ChetosChild9382: I love you too! Keep reviewing!
Lauren: Look, I'm sorry about what happened to Dean, but really, he HAD to go!
Zora: ur great...ur reviewz were soooooo nice!!!!!!!!!
Okay, so if anyone hasn't guessed by now, I DON'T own Gilmore girls, (cuz even tho this is a fan fiction web site, I don't want to get sued! LOL) And all of the ideas are MINE and if you want this on your website (cuz you all do) I will need some references and to see it first, and I also want royalties, but just review, cuz if you don't review, you cant have it! Lol lol lol lol.Yeah, so don't sue me, cuz all I have is this really expensive computer, my autographed Justin Timberlake posters and my Mercedes benz that my daddy got me for my birthday. And my boyfriend, (Hi Dave! You're sooooooooo wonderful!!!!!! Lol) who you can't have, so boo on you. Anywayz, I guess that it's time for me to stop talking and start writing! AND DON"T FORGET TO REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rori wuz waiting for Lorelei 2 pore her coffee, and she wuz taking soooo long and Rori reallllllllllly neaded some coffee before she went 2 chiltin. "Like, Rori, whutz wrong?" asked Lorleiei, "y aren't u talking 2 me? Did I do somthin?" "No mum, u didn't do anyting, I'm just tired," rori lyed and puled on her jacket. "I'm going out." "Where r u going sweety?" "just out." Lorleieieie looked after her only daughter sadly. She had grown up and wuzn't there ne more and lorlrieieieiehaflkdhsfrkias missed her soooooo much that she decided 2 go into her room to listen 2 her favoritie new cd, cuz the newest nick carter song was soooo great. It reminded her of this time when she was with Christopher and they were in paris for spring break and she was on the beach. Cuz that's when she had rori, and she and rori were sooooooooooo close. "I'm home mum!" Rori called. "Rori, where were u? I wuz worried!" "Y do u even care? I'm not u, I won't get pregnant." "Rori, wutz gotten into you?" "I dunno, nothing. Go away mum. I'm 2 old for you." "But Rori, ur my best friend!" Lukily the car outside honked and rori grabbed her bikini and a towel and ran outiside 2 tristins car and jumped in and started to kiss his neck. "Woooh, wut r u doin? Asked tristen, y r u doin that?"
R: I need u tristen, lets pull over now.
T: Woo hoo, OK rori, wut eva u say.
3.38mins later
R: O tris I luv u soooooo much, that wuz soooo good.
T: Y stop? Lets do it again.
R: OK.
aT tHe DiNeR
L:Luke! I'm soooo worried!!!! Give me coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L: I'm comin I'm comin. Wuts rong?
L: I need coffee and I need to talk to u
L: OK, I'll close the diner. EVERYBodY OUT!!!!!
L: Thx Luke, ur a good man.
L: Ur my hero . So, Rori left.
L: Wut?
L: W/ Tristein.
L: Who is he? Can I kill him?
L; No, he's hot.
L: So is he and rori.?
L:..............
L: Ohhhh..
L: Yeah...
L:Hmmm....
L:...wanna make out on the counter?
L:...I've luved u 4va!
L:.....can I feel ur pickles?
L: maybe!!!!!!!
AN: ooh, they FINALLY did it! I'm sooooooooo happy!!! lol lol lol...
"Rori, can we go out now?" Tirisigndjdiwkdn said after a particularly strenuous bought of love making. Because that's what it was. LOVE making, because they were in LOVE...
AN: i LOVE trisun, he's sooooooo cute!!! i wish i wuz rori!
"I don't know...I can't contol myself around you..." said Rori.
"How about I take you home now so you can make a pro-con list then?" said Tristin.
"Really? You're not mad?" Rori said, flipping her blond hair over her shoulders.
"Of course not Ror! I love you!" Tristen said.
AN: AWWWWWWW!!!! he's soooo amazing!!!!
"Ohh..." said Rori, and looked down at her skantily clad body.
"What?" Tristan said, looking up from her skantily clad body.
"Ummm...I don't know Tris...I don't think that I can say that I love you." Rory said.
"What? Why? How can you say that after what just happened?" Tristyn said, outraged.
AN: don't worry, it'll turn out okay!!! i PROMISE! lol lol lol
"Look, as cool as that was, I don't think that I'm ready to be in a serious relationship with you." Rori said.
"But...Rori...I'm the guy who took your virginity! How can you say that you don't care for me?" said Tristun
"Oh...um, about that..." Rori said.
"What are you saying Rori?" said Triston.
"Remember Brad?" said Rori.
"Oh no, you didn't!" Tristun said.
".................." Rori said.
"You can still love me Rori." Tristin said, looking soulfully into her eyes.
"I can't! I have a boyfriend!" Rori said.
"What?" said Tristen.
"A boyfriend!" said Rori again.
"So, break up with him!" said Tristyn.
"Ooh, I can't. Even though it's not real love, only sibling love and he sometimes abuses me and he's really over protective and he's dumb and ugly and he's the best boyfriend in the world, and i don't want to hurt him, even when he does really mean things to me and i know that i'm hurting you by dragging it out and he's definetly going to find out and/or your going to get tired of waiting for me and..." Rori said.
"I understand." said Tristin.
"I know you would." said Rori.
a FeW hRs. LaTeR
"Mom?"
"Yes sweety?"
"I think I'm...pregnant."
"Oh...okay. Do you know for sure?"
"No."
"Okay, let's go get you a test."
"Okay."
a FeW mOrE hRs. LaTeR
"TWINS!" Lorellai cried out, and hugged Rory tight to her.
"I'm gonna be a mommy!" Rory cried out, and hugged back.
"This is great! How about Chrissy and Breanne?"
"Or Cindy and Desiree?"
"Ror...who's the father?"
Rory looked up to her mother and tried to still her quivering lip. "I dunno."
"Rory, what have i told you about the birds and the bees?" Lorelia scolded as she helped the mothertobe into the jeep.
"Mom...I'm scared."
"Oh, don't worry about it. It'll be fine. You can live in the hut behind the inn if you want."
"Oh, okay. Thanks Mom."
"No problem kid."
Loreleieheh and Rori had a very nice bonding moment and when they got back to stars hallow they decided to have a movie night.
"Hey, lets invite Tristen!"
"Ummm..." Rori said, looking down. "Okay..."
tHaT nIgHt
AN: don't worry! good thingz happen!!!!
L: Is he here yet?
R: No.
T: Hello!
R+L: Tristin!
T: Hello!
R: Come on in! Sit down next 2 me and we'll watch the movie.
T: Wut r we watching?
R+L: CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!!
T: That'z like mi favorite movie eva!
R: Me 2!
L: I LOVE the oompaloompas.
T: Okay. Let's start.
R+L: Okay.
l8r that nite, loreleiue was sleeping on the couch [Mention #284629402816348759372618738 9493727263748474736373484937362637483494837263748489473601923847567438915638 7438910475634738291407856347381924732856281497382916484732816583214783478329 1654783912743821748165813247832156832174831257654732864810947819327489312074 38092] and Rori and Tristun were sitting down next 2 each otha.
"Rori?"
"Mhhm?"
"Am I the father?"
"How did u know?"
"Duh, ur eating for 3!"
AN: He's sooo smart!
"Ohh...yes."
"Let's get married."
"Okay."
"Do u like it?"
"Oh Tris, it's BEAUTIFUL, I love it!"
AN: AWWWW!!
Rory put out her hand and Tristan put the white gold ring onto her outstretched finger. The clumps and clumps of diamonds sparkled under the glow of the television and Rory admired the delicate workmanship of the huge diamonds, rubies and emeralds encrusted into the band. It was gorgeous (it weighed nearly 30 pounds, but it was worth the pain) and Rory loved it so much she heaved a huge sigh and kissed Tristan on his cheek.
"I love you Rory."
"And I love..."
"COCKADOODLEDOOBAWKBAWKBAWKCLUCKWOOFMEOW" The animal alarm clock rang, waking Rory up.
"Wow, that was a weird dream!" she said aloud and got out of bed. "Hmmm...what to wear, what to wear?"
It took a while, but Rory finaly chose a tight pair of baby blue shorts and her porn star t-shirt that Lorelai had gotten her for her birthday. Rory pulled off her silk pajamas and let them pool at her feet. She stepped daintily out of them and walked over to her mirror, where she stood admiring her self. She was so engrossed that she didn't even notice the commotion outside.
"What are YOU doing here?" Dean demanded, tapping Jess on his shoulder.
"Shhh!"
"I SAID-"
"Shut up man! Take a look for yourself!"
Dean peered through the window. "Jeez man, you're looking at my girlfriend! I'm going to kill you!"
"Dude, she's not your girlfriend!" Jess retorted, still gazing hungrily at the naked girl.
"Yeah, you're right."
"Hey ladies!" Tristan said, coming though the bush behind the two salivating males.
"Go away Triscut."
"Yeah man." Jess agreed.
"Hey, did...did we just agree?" Dean asked.
Jess smirked. "Yeah right."
"What are you guys looking at?" Tristan asked, not used to being ignored, since he was OBVIOUSLY the hottest of them all.
"Rory. Now shut up." Both said simultaneously.
"Ooh, I wanna see!" Tristan said, jumping up and down to see over the boys shoulders.
"Wait your turn!" Jess said angrily.
"Yeah dude."
Tristan however, wasn't a patient fellow. Without giving warning, he shoved Jess into Dean and pressed his face against the glass. Jess swallowed. Dean swallowed. They both swallowed. Jess and Dean looked into eachothers eyes.
"Ummm, we'll be back." Dean said, taking Jess' hand.
"Yeah, back."
The two ran off into the distance.
Meanwhile, inside the Gilmore residence, Rory had finally stopped salivating over her rock hard abs and put on her clothes. "I want coffee!" she said aloud and went into the kitchen.
"Oh, hi Tristan!" Rory said brightly when Tristan entered though her back door. "Want some coffee?"
"Actually, I need to talk to you."
"Okay, shoot."
"Well-"
"Oh, hold on a second. I'll be right back." Rory got up and went into her bedroom, where Jess was currently breaking into.
"Oh, hi Jess!" Rory said brightly when Jess entered though her window (looking slightly disheveled). "Want some coffee?"
"Actually, I need to talk to you."
"Okay, lets go into the living room."
Tristan and Jess sat on the couch and Rory was watching them closely. Wasn't it rather strange that BOTH Tristan and Jess had to talk to her?
"Okay, we need to talk to you."
"Okay...oh, just a second." Rory went to the front door and opened it to admit a very disheveled Dean.
"Oh, hi Dean!" Rory said brightly when Dean entered though her front door. "Want some coffee?"
"Actually-"
"You need to talk to me. So I've heard."
Dean sat down between the two other hot males on the couch and squirmed.
"So...?" Rory asked, sitting across from them on the coffee table.
"Look, Rory, we need to talk to you." Tristan said for all of them.
"Okay, what?"
"Look...this is really hard for us."
"Take your time."
"Okay..." Tristan looked at Jess for help.
"Rory," Jess started bluntly, "you need to choose."
And suddenly, it all became so horribly clear. Rory had to choose.
AN: Thx for reading!!! Now i need 13849240000000 reviews or i'm NOT going to keep riting and you'll never no wut happened!!!!! SO REVIEW RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol...I MEAN IT!!!!!
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Real Author's Notes: Phew. That was absolutly horrible, and I know it. If I wrote like that normally, I think I'd kill myself. But I hope that it wasn't too boring to read, even if it was pretty boring to write. I think that that covered most of the bad writing bases. I had to physically restrain myself from doing a Jess/Rory and a Lorelai/Luke bad writing scene, but I promise that it's all up here and is going to fit into my next story. Oh, incidently, I had a thought. Which is better, an entirely Luke/Lorelai story or a mix of L/L and J/R? Let me know. I have some sad news. There are 5 chapters left to this amazing story. Five chapters and five alternate endings. Kinda. So, stay tuned and I'll update as regularly as possible.
And I wasn't kidding about the 13849240000000 reviews either.
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