Accidentally it became an Accident
By: sky75rk
A/n: this is the first time that I would make a parody. Please kindly review it so I would know if it were good enough to post it for a while.
Announcement: to all Hunter X Hunter viewers out there, I have an announcement to make! Leorio is not the only person that likes Kurapika. Kuroro also!! Poor, poor Machi! Kuroro left him to Hisoka…
Oops… I mean, the reason that Kurapika chases Kuroro is because he likes Kuroro! So, poor, poor Leorio… Kurapika left him to no one…
Umm… I think that I'm getting too emotional here. This is a Slam Dunk archive. Why am I posting a Hunter X Hunter announcement??
Wait… I'll answer that! Because I'm so stupid!!! I don't even know the difference between a cheesecake and a blueberry cheesecake. After all, they're both cheesecakes, ne?
*Sigh* let's just get it on with the story…
***
Miyagi is so pissed. He'd been tasked by the captain to call all the members of the basketball team to tell them that they will not have practice this weekend. Of course at first he rejected the command, but then Akagi have to put in the 'next captain' responsibilities, which left him no choice.
Sighing, he picked up the phone and dialed Rukawa's number. Then, he put the phone to his ears.
* beep, beep *
The phone is busy. He tried Mitsui's number.
* beep, beep *
Busy again. Dialing…
Busy…
Busy…
Busy…
Frustrated, he banged the phone down his study table. Suddenly, he remembered that he hadn't called his beloved Aya-chan yet.
Dialing again without looking. He memorized Aya-chan's number months ago, when he's supposed to memorize his English terms. When he heard a ring, he smiled and put the phone to his ears. He heard someone picking up the phone; he answered in his most polite voice…
"Ano… may I…" Miyagi started but a woman's voice interrupted him.
"…You have reached the Goddess hotline…"
"Matte..."
"…Your relief is underway…" then the person hanged up.
'Nani?' Miyagi thought staring at the phone. He slammed the phone down then headed to the bathroom to take a hot bath.
'Some people are just so rude…'
He stepped inside the tub, after stripping his clothes. He relaxed as soon he felt the soothing warm water touching his back.
He was about to fall asleep when he saw that the water was bubbling. He stared at it curiously, wanting to know what it was.
As if on the cue, a light gathered at the place where the bubbles was coming from and formed a small circle. A head soon appeared then a body. It circled around first like a model. Miyagi saw that the person has long black hair. Then the mysterious person turned to face Miyagi, not yet noticing his presence.
In her (I think by now you've figured out that this person is a 'she') genki voice, she said…
"Konnichiwa!" Raising her hand to add more effect. She noticed that there was someone below her so she looked down. She was surprised to see that a man was bathing. She took a large mallet from her back then hit the boy.
"Hentai!!" She shouted then stormed out of the bathroom, leaving the boy unconscious.
***
"So, you're saying that you're a Goddess?" Miyagi inquired, feeling the bump on his head.
The girl nodded her head. "You called the Goddess hotline. Didn't you hear the voice?"
Miyagi recalled the incident and found out that she was telling the truth.
"Aa. I heard someone saying about a 'relief' or something. You know something about that?" he asked again.
The girl walked up beside him. "Yup. I'm here to grant you a wish. Though only one."
'A wish?'
"Are you sure you're not a magician. You're not kidding, right?" Miyagi wanted to be sure that this is not a prank because the deal is too much to believe.
The girl stood up again and face Miyagi. "Do I look like I'm kidding?" she said, getting annoyed. "So what'll it be?" she offered again.
Miyagi thought for a moment. 'So, maybe she's not pulling a prank. Grant me a wish?'
"You know…" she started. Miyagi looked to her and listened. "…you should be flattered of yourself," she said.
"Why?"
"Not many people are able to connect to our hotline. Only those with a good heart can receive relief from us," she continued.
"Sou ka?" He asked humbly. (???) Then he thought about the wish again.
'Maybe I should ask her to make Aya-chan fall in love with me…' Miyagi shook his head. 'Nah. I won't be able to sleep if I knew that she fell for me because of a wish…'
'What if I wish her to make me 10 centimeters taller?' He shook his head again. '..That'll look too strange. Adding my height by ten centimeters overnight? They'll never leave me alone, asking how I did it.'
Miyagi noticed the girl going through his Algebra assignment he's been having a hard time on. He saw that the girl is solving the questions like it was just an ordinary equation. Writing through his notebook with top speed. He saw that she held the paper up, signaling herself that it was finished. She checked it then held it to her chest, smiling.
Miyagi sweatdropped. 'This girl likes to solve?' He walked towards her. The girl sensed him so she dropped the paper and walked to the other side of the room. Miyagi peered at the piece of paper, examining the answers.
'These are all correct. Sugoi!' At the moment, he made up his mind on what to wish. He signaled the girl to come to him.
"You made up your mind?" she asked, slightly embarrassed that he saw her equations.
Miyagi nodded. "I want…" he started.
The girl leaned forward to hear what he was going to say.
"I want you to…" he continued slowly.
"Yeah. What do you want?" she asked again.
"I want you to…" she nodded again, leaning closer. "…stay with me. FOREVER!" Miyagi exclaimed.
The girl was taken aback. She hadn't expected this. She took a step back and then spoke up.
"Oi! Anata! Are you related to Keiichi?" she asked.
"Keiichi?" Miyagi asked back, question marks forming on top of his head.
She sighed. "So, that's your wish?" Miyagi nodded enthusiastically.
The girl closed her eyes, clasped her hands and looked up, suddenly floating. A light shone from below, travelling upwards. Everything was floating too. A gust of wind came and Miyagi was thrown backwards to the wall. When he opened his eyes, all objects that were floating were on the ground again. The girl went down too. She went towards Miyagi crouched down.
"There. Kami-sama approved your wish. In other words, He allowed me to stay. Only Kami-sama knows when I'll be back there," she explained.
Miyagi was speechless. The only that came out of his mouth was.
'Uso…'
***
So? How'd you like it? Is it good enough to post? Tell me what's on your mind?
Please? * sky75rk kneeling down *
By: sky75rk
A/n: this is the first time that I would make a parody. Please kindly review it so I would know if it were good enough to post it for a while.
Announcement: to all Hunter X Hunter viewers out there, I have an announcement to make! Leorio is not the only person that likes Kurapika. Kuroro also!! Poor, poor Machi! Kuroro left him to Hisoka…
Oops… I mean, the reason that Kurapika chases Kuroro is because he likes Kuroro! So, poor, poor Leorio… Kurapika left him to no one…
Umm… I think that I'm getting too emotional here. This is a Slam Dunk archive. Why am I posting a Hunter X Hunter announcement??
Wait… I'll answer that! Because I'm so stupid!!! I don't even know the difference between a cheesecake and a blueberry cheesecake. After all, they're both cheesecakes, ne?
*Sigh* let's just get it on with the story…
***
Miyagi is so pissed. He'd been tasked by the captain to call all the members of the basketball team to tell them that they will not have practice this weekend. Of course at first he rejected the command, but then Akagi have to put in the 'next captain' responsibilities, which left him no choice.
Sighing, he picked up the phone and dialed Rukawa's number. Then, he put the phone to his ears.
* beep, beep *
The phone is busy. He tried Mitsui's number.
* beep, beep *
Busy again. Dialing…
Busy…
Busy…
Busy…
Frustrated, he banged the phone down his study table. Suddenly, he remembered that he hadn't called his beloved Aya-chan yet.
Dialing again without looking. He memorized Aya-chan's number months ago, when he's supposed to memorize his English terms. When he heard a ring, he smiled and put the phone to his ears. He heard someone picking up the phone; he answered in his most polite voice…
"Ano… may I…" Miyagi started but a woman's voice interrupted him.
"…You have reached the Goddess hotline…"
"Matte..."
"…Your relief is underway…" then the person hanged up.
'Nani?' Miyagi thought staring at the phone. He slammed the phone down then headed to the bathroom to take a hot bath.
'Some people are just so rude…'
He stepped inside the tub, after stripping his clothes. He relaxed as soon he felt the soothing warm water touching his back.
He was about to fall asleep when he saw that the water was bubbling. He stared at it curiously, wanting to know what it was.
As if on the cue, a light gathered at the place where the bubbles was coming from and formed a small circle. A head soon appeared then a body. It circled around first like a model. Miyagi saw that the person has long black hair. Then the mysterious person turned to face Miyagi, not yet noticing his presence.
In her (I think by now you've figured out that this person is a 'she') genki voice, she said…
"Konnichiwa!" Raising her hand to add more effect. She noticed that there was someone below her so she looked down. She was surprised to see that a man was bathing. She took a large mallet from her back then hit the boy.
"Hentai!!" She shouted then stormed out of the bathroom, leaving the boy unconscious.
***
"So, you're saying that you're a Goddess?" Miyagi inquired, feeling the bump on his head.
The girl nodded her head. "You called the Goddess hotline. Didn't you hear the voice?"
Miyagi recalled the incident and found out that she was telling the truth.
"Aa. I heard someone saying about a 'relief' or something. You know something about that?" he asked again.
The girl walked up beside him. "Yup. I'm here to grant you a wish. Though only one."
'A wish?'
"Are you sure you're not a magician. You're not kidding, right?" Miyagi wanted to be sure that this is not a prank because the deal is too much to believe.
The girl stood up again and face Miyagi. "Do I look like I'm kidding?" she said, getting annoyed. "So what'll it be?" she offered again.
Miyagi thought for a moment. 'So, maybe she's not pulling a prank. Grant me a wish?'
"You know…" she started. Miyagi looked to her and listened. "…you should be flattered of yourself," she said.
"Why?"
"Not many people are able to connect to our hotline. Only those with a good heart can receive relief from us," she continued.
"Sou ka?" He asked humbly. (???) Then he thought about the wish again.
'Maybe I should ask her to make Aya-chan fall in love with me…' Miyagi shook his head. 'Nah. I won't be able to sleep if I knew that she fell for me because of a wish…'
'What if I wish her to make me 10 centimeters taller?' He shook his head again. '..That'll look too strange. Adding my height by ten centimeters overnight? They'll never leave me alone, asking how I did it.'
Miyagi noticed the girl going through his Algebra assignment he's been having a hard time on. He saw that the girl is solving the questions like it was just an ordinary equation. Writing through his notebook with top speed. He saw that she held the paper up, signaling herself that it was finished. She checked it then held it to her chest, smiling.
Miyagi sweatdropped. 'This girl likes to solve?' He walked towards her. The girl sensed him so she dropped the paper and walked to the other side of the room. Miyagi peered at the piece of paper, examining the answers.
'These are all correct. Sugoi!' At the moment, he made up his mind on what to wish. He signaled the girl to come to him.
"You made up your mind?" she asked, slightly embarrassed that he saw her equations.
Miyagi nodded. "I want…" he started.
The girl leaned forward to hear what he was going to say.
"I want you to…" he continued slowly.
"Yeah. What do you want?" she asked again.
"I want you to…" she nodded again, leaning closer. "…stay with me. FOREVER!" Miyagi exclaimed.
The girl was taken aback. She hadn't expected this. She took a step back and then spoke up.
"Oi! Anata! Are you related to Keiichi?" she asked.
"Keiichi?" Miyagi asked back, question marks forming on top of his head.
She sighed. "So, that's your wish?" Miyagi nodded enthusiastically.
The girl closed her eyes, clasped her hands and looked up, suddenly floating. A light shone from below, travelling upwards. Everything was floating too. A gust of wind came and Miyagi was thrown backwards to the wall. When he opened his eyes, all objects that were floating were on the ground again. The girl went down too. She went towards Miyagi crouched down.
"There. Kami-sama approved your wish. In other words, He allowed me to stay. Only Kami-sama knows when I'll be back there," she explained.
Miyagi was speechless. The only that came out of his mouth was.
'Uso…'
***
So? How'd you like it? Is it good enough to post? Tell me what's on your mind?
Please? * sky75rk kneeling down *