Meanwhile, back up on the red cliffs of Gerudo Valley.....
"Do you think she's okay?" Rynita inquired of her old acquaintance.
"Don't really know. Did you think I was serious when I said for her to do that?"
"Well, knowing you........"
"SHUT UP! Anyway, we're probably going to have to go get her. But, it takes so long to go around to Lake Hylia!"
"Well," Rynita started, smiling deviously, "..we could always just......" she started as she make a move as if to push Aholya over the edge.
"Don't even think about it!"
So, the two started to make their way over to the bridge of Gerudo Valley which lead out onto Hyrule Field.
* * *
As Chrystie slowly push open the door to her houses pretty good excuse for a library, she saw two figures, one looming over the other. She just stepped in when the taller of the two tapped the figure sitting on the shoulder.
"WUAHHHHH!" Michelle let out a yell as the tried to escape the handles of the chair in which she was sitting. The attempt was pathetically unsuccessful as Michelle topples to the floor. "Owieee," she moaned as she lifted her head.
"Why don't you leave the poor girl alone, Bryian!?" Chrystie scolded as she walked up to help Michelle up off the floor.
"Yeah, leave ME alone, creep! HEY, I recognize you! You're the stupid guy from the market! YOU said I was WEIRD. AND, you insulted my CLOTHES! JERK!" Michelle stated rather loudly as Chrystie helped her up.
"Is it my fault that your a weird, wound-up little chick?" the boy asked her.
"OHH! I'M GONNA' KILL YOU!!" Michelle yelled as she leapt up off the floor. "NOBODY CALLS ME 'CHICK'! ONLY I CAN CALL PEOPLE THAT!!"
Chrystie beat her to it though. She stepped up to Bryian and said, "Go away, now!"
"You can't make me, shorty!"
"SHUT UP AND LEAVE, MORON!!!" Chrystie screamed at him.
(A/N: Oh, my God! I'm acting weird like Misty Dawn! I can't stop talking in CAPITOL letters! JK :)
"B-" he started, when Chrystie kicked him really hard in the shin. "OW! What's your problem!?"
"What's YOUR problem, creep!?" she yelled as she pushed him out the door and slammed it shut in his face.
Michelle watched this whole scenario, slightly amused. It looked strangely similar to when she and her brother fought, except, she was much bigger that her brother was. She could hear Bryian's muffled hollering from outside the door as Chrystie turned back to her with a huge grin on her face. Michelle smiled in reply. "Boys are slime, eh?" Michelle said.
"I agree with you one hundred and ten percent," Chrystie replied, rolling her eyes. "Oh, sorry about that whole thing. The guy drives me crazy! He has a house in this town, but he insists on hanging around here all the time, just to bug me to death!"
"Hmm. Too bad he's such a son of a monkey, otherwise.." Michelle smiled. "...he might be boyfriend material. He's pretty cute....."
"WHA'!"
"Geez, I'm not BLIND! Why is it that all the perfect people are such sleaze-balls?"
"Dunno', don't care, let's change the subject," the girl replied, blushing slightly.
"Hmm," Michelle half sighed while smiling slightly.
"'Hmm' what?" she demanded.
"Nothin'," Michelle said, her eyes in an upward direction.
Chrystie noticed that Michelle was still hanging on to the book she had been reading when she had entered the room. "What's that?" she said, gesturing toward the book.
"Oh, this? Just one of these books I was reading. I hope you don't mind..." she said, as she started to put it back.
"Oh, no! Go ahead. Some of the books in here are actually pretty good, if you get to looking hard enough," Chrystie said. "What's that one about?"
"Myths and crud like that......"
"You don't need a book for that! I'm practically a book on that type of stuff! What were you interested in reading!?"
"Oh, you said there were some Hylian legends about Earth. I wanted to know what they were."
"Let's see...Earth," she pondered while looking up at the ceiling. "Well, what do you want to know?"
"Um, like, how the heck is Earth related to Hyrule? I mean, I've lived on Earth all my life, and I hadn't ever heard of any place called "Hyrule"!"
"Some people say that when the Three Goddesses created Hyrule's dimension, another was created parallel to it. I guess that would be Earth's dimension, although I never really thought it existed before."
"Well, the girl standing before you is living proof of that," Michelle said, smiling.
"Sure..." she said skeptically, but returning the smile.
"Okay, on to more important crud. Earth plus Hyrule plus Goddesses plus me plus anyotherinformatoinIforgot equals?..........." Michelle asked.
"I have no clue what that was supposed to mean. But, if you wanna know some legends, I c'n tell them to you."
"Well, no freaking DUH! That's what I've been trying to tell you for the last, how ever many minutes! Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, TELL ME!" Michelle said, acting like a two year old.
"S-stop jumping up and down and I'll tell you!" Chrystie giggled.
" 'kay," Michelle said as she stopped jumping.
"Has anybody ever told you your weird?"
"Tons of times. Has anybody ever told you your short?"
Chrystie glared daggers and her, and Michelle put up her hand in a peace gesture. "Hey! I was just kidding! Don't get so worked up!"
"Yeah. Oh, legends!? Yes, um, okay........" For the next couple hours, Chrystie told Michelle some legends about Earth and Hyrule. Some were fake and not true. Others were scarily so. But some, on the other hand, were very true. Many of the true tales only told of how the dimensions were linked, how they were constructed, so on, so forth. Some told of an ancient prophecy about a force from Earth coming to Hyrule and gaining the skills of the Gods and the Hero, and ridding Hyrule of a great Evil. One told the exact tale Michelle had seen in her vision at the Temple of Time.
"Why does that sound so familiar?" Michelle pondered. "I can't help but think I've heard these things before. But, I sure as heck ain't gonna save anybody from anything, except maybe dying of boredom in this living history museum!"
* * *
Rynita and Aholya had been walking for some time now, and they were nearing the entrance to Lake Hylia Village. (A/N: For those of you who have played Ocarina of Time....yes, I know there is no Lake Hylia Village. I made it up. I needed some extra villages and towns for my story to work. There are going to be a couple more. Oh, and try not to imagine Hyrule exactly like it is in the game. I tried to stay true to it, but some things are going to be a little different. Try thinking of it like an actual place. Have I talked enough!? Oh, yeah, and, please don't steal the characters that I made up, like Michelle, Chrystie, so on, and my places, like Lake Hylia Village. I will become very angry, and you won't like me when I'm angry.....Just kidding. Okay, I'll let you get back to reading now! Thanks!!)
Aholya stopped just short of the gate.
"Do I have to go in?" she said more than asked.
"You're the one who told her to jump, you're the one who's going to come with me and get her back."
"Fine." She was secretly thinking about a certain young man who lived there, and dreading the fact that she could see him today. "Nayru, please don't let me run into him..." she said under her breath.
"What'd you say?' Rynita asked her.
"Oh, nothing."
* * *
"I'm going to kill you, SLIME BALL!!" Michelle yelled, running after her second, really, pathetically bad first impression, Bryian. (A/N: Quite an interesting sentence, huh?) She was running through the halls of the small inn and making a huge commotion among the inn's guests. Chrystie was far beyond trying to get them to stop, because they had been going at this for over an hour now. Bryian would throw some stupid insult at Michelle, and she would go crazy and unsuccessfully chase him until she gave up. "He's such a flirt," Chrystie would think.
After Chrystie had gotten in a few conversations with Michelle in between their fighting, she had come to find that Michelle was an interesting person. She would be sorry when it came time for her to leave. As Chrystie was watching yet another of the two's arguments, she saw two vaguely familiar figures through the west window, which was facing the entrance to the village.
Michelle saw this too, as she immediately dropped her fighting and walked over to the front door. As she got closer, she pushed it open and ran outside. Chrystie followed suit.
"Oy! Rynita! Aholya! Thank you for saving me from this pathetic excuse for a human being with your presence! And also, hi!"
"Hi, yourself," Aholya said. "Wow! You're not dead!"
"Huh!? Oh, yeah! When I fell! I'm okay, it was just really freak'n cold. Oh, and I met some new people. One of them is okay. Her name's Chrystie. The other, the pathetic excuse for a human being that I mentioned earlier, is named Bryian," she put on a disgusted face as she finished her sentence.
Aholya also put on a different face, but not quite the same. It was more of a face with an expression that said, "Oh, God, no! Did you say what I thought you said!?"
"So, I guess you know the jerk?" Michelle questioned.
"Better than I would have liked to," Aholya answered.
"Oh. Oh, yeah, Rynita! Did you know, he's that same stupid guy that we so unfortunately met in the marketplace? He's a real sleaze bucket."
"Please, tell me something I don't know," Aholya muttered, but loud enough for Michelle to hear it, and wonder why she was so against this guy. Chrystie had just walked up to them at this point.
"Well, Michelle, are you going to introduce me?" she said quietly from behind.
"Oh, duh! Sorry. Aholya, Rynita, this is my new friend, Chrystie. Chrystie, meet Aholya and Rynita. Oh, wow! Try saying that three times fast!"
The girls greeted each other, and then, Michelle suddenly remembered Bryian.
"Hey, Aholya! I bet you wouldn't want to see Bryian again, would you?" Michelle asked.
"Actually, NO! I would rather- oh, crap," she started as she saw him walk out the door, most likely after Michelle. In the late afternoon light, Michelle could see him better. He was pretty tall, taller than she was, anyway. He had dark blond hair and blue-green eyes. "Not bad, at all..." Michelle thought for the second time that day.
When he saw Aholya, it looked for a moment like he was going to go back inside, but instead, he walked right up to her. She was casting a silenced angry stare in his direction.
"Hi," he said simply.
She didn't bother responding.
Michelle decided to break the deafening silence. "Hey, jerk-face, do you know her?" she said.
"Yeah. We were pretty good friends a long time ago," he answered her.
"Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of Hyrule!" she said, exasperated.
"Your majesty!" he said bowed very slightly. The other girls were smiling now, content with just watching.
"Shut up! I wouldn't call us friends, not after what you did!" Aholya yelled, now getting annoyed.
"Oh, please! That was years ago!"
"I know! Which makes it all the worse! I hadn't even seen you all that time! And now you wanna be friends!? Your crazy!" she yelled, obviously releasing years of built up pressure between them.
"At least I'm not standing here yelling about something that was my fault!"
"MY FAULT!?" she screamed. She would have punched him, then. Was getting ready to. Had Chrystie not stepped back a little, reached for a jug of water on the windowsill, and thrown it on him.
"I'm gonna say it for the second time today, shut up, you psychotic moron!"
"Oh, so now I'm a 'psychotic' moron!?" he exclaimed.
"Yeah!" Rynita chipped in.
"You girls are nuts," he said, shaking his head and walking away.
"Yep, we are! And proud of it, too!" Michelle called after him. Then she turned to Aholya, who was still apparently angry, and said, "So, spill! What's the story between you two!?"
"You wanna know?" Aholya.
"Yeah, yeah!" Michelle, Rynita, and Chrystie said in sync.
"You REALLY wanna know?" she asked again.
"YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!" they girls said simultaneously.
"There is no story," she said simply.
The other three girls nearly fell over from leaning so far forward and then hearing this.
* * *
"So, basically, he kinda, sorta cheated on you with that other sl** of a girl," Michelle said to Aholya. (A/N: I wasn't sure if I could put the word in a PG story ;)
"I guess you could say that," she said, looking away.
The girls had finally gotten Aholya to tell the story between her and Bryian. All the rest of the afternoon, they had bothered her and hinted at it, until finally, when they were getting ready to go to bed for the night, she had given in. Chrystie's mother had so kindly offered to let the girls use one of the spare rooms for what you could call a little slumber party. There weren't any beds out right at that moment, so all the girls were on the floor. Chrystie was sitting cross legged over by the door, Rynita was leaning up against a short table, Aholya was leaning against the wall, and Michelle was laying on her back over the table, letting her head dangle over the side as the blood rushed to it. Her hair barely touched the floor as she listened to Aholya's story.
The story was simple. She and Bryian had been friends for a long time. Then, they would have become something more that friends, had Aholya not seen him first with some other girl. She got really mad, they had a fight, blah, blah, more angsty teen-romance type stuff. (A/N: Which, I am absolutely NO good at writing! It depresses me!)
"Well, isn't that interesting!" Michelle said when Aholya was done.
"Not really......" Aholya said.
"YES IT IS!! Now I have more of a reason to call him a jerk!" she explained.
"Shut up," the other girls said to her.
"Fine, then! BEEEEEE that way," she said as she hopped off the table and went to lay on the floor. The light had gone out and all the girls were ready to go to sleep, so that's exactly what they did.
* * *
Later, in the morning.........
"You guys really have to leave now!?" Chrystie asked her new friends as they were getting ready to go.
"I guess," Michelle said.
"Where are you even going?" she asked of them.
"You know what!? I have...no...clue......" Michelle said slowly.
"Oh,"
"We're gonna go to...um,.....er....Oh, yeah! We could go to Kokiri Forest! I've never even been there before," Rynita said to them all.
"Why?" Michelle asked.
"BECAUSE, that's why. Besides, we never even finished your little 'tour'."
"I wanna go!" Chrystie suddenly said.
"Why?" Michelle asked, again.
"BECAUSE!" Chrystie said.
"Oh, okay!" she said. "So, do you guys mind if she comes with us?"
"Who's 'us'," Aholya asked.
"Oh, uh, let me think here....YOU, ME, AND RYNITA! HELLO!"
"Why am I coming with you?" she asked.
"BECAUSE!! Just, because. Almost everyone else has said that and I haven't. Come on, please?" Michelle said.
Aholya blinked. "Okay."
"YEAH! Now I have a little groupy type thingy here in the freaky parallel dimension! I am SO popular!" Michelle blurted out.
"Okay......" the other girls said as they looked at her.
"So, let's go!" Michelle said, once she stopped celebrating.
So, they did.
***I'm sorry. This chapter was pretty short and pointless, well.......except for maybe a couple of things. ;) I think, in the next chapter, I will actually start the STORY!!! For those of you who have been waiting for a real plot, you shall wait no further! Something will happen, and you will FINALLY see your favorite characters, in maybe chapter six, and at the latest, seven. YOU know who I'm talkin' about! Oh, and just a friendly little reminder..........
REVIEW MY STORY OR YOU SHALL ALL DIE A HORRIBLE AND PAINFUL DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I'M JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE!!!! ;) Hasta luego, muchachos!! :)