Hey everyone! This is my first X-Men Evo fanfic. I know someone has had a Harry Potter idea before, but this is slightly different, as you can see. Sorry this chapter is a bit short. Thanks to fiReyLighT for sort-of beta-reading.

A/N: I know in U.S. its called Sorceror's Stone, but I prefer calling it Philospher's Stone. Also, I don't do accents, so any accents by Rogue or Kurt please imagine them for yourselves. Lastly, this is an A/U fic (doh) somewhere around season 1 but I may draw in certain items from the later seasons.

Disclaimer: All X-Men Evo characters are owned by...whoever owns them. (who does?) Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling.

**Chapter 1 - Setting the Scene**

"And so...to do our bit for charity, we are going to put up a play during the Charity Fair! Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. " Logan stood in the middle of the living room, surrounded by X-Men sprawled over various furniture pieces, as he bravely orated his surprising speech.

If Logan had expected an enthusiastic response, he was disappointed. Of course, from the look of disgust on his face, no one did think he did.

"Erm, Logan?" Kitty said, looking extremely dubious. "Is that really you or some weird do-gooding nutter deep, and I mean deep down in your soul trying to instil good-will in us all?"

"Of course its me!" Logan returned, looking highly offended. "Can't you recognise my scent?"

"Yeah, booze," Evan muttered from where he was reclining in one of the Institute's overstuffed armchairs.

"It's not like I want to do this," he said a trifle peevishly. "It's Chuck's grand scheme for your summer vacation. Okay, now where was I?"

Logan shuffled through the thick sheaf of paper that was the speech Chuck had prepared for him to read to his students. He wanted to be absolutely certain Logan did not screw anything by promising the kids something absurd, like actually killing off the person who would play Voldemort. Especially when they found out who he was.

"Ah, here it is," Logan extracted a piece of paper out of the jumble and began reading in a monotone. "Due to the play's demand for a relatively large workforce, we will need to broaden the scalp - er - scope of actors to beyond you X-Men. We are extremely fortu-what?" Logan squinted at the tiny print, even though he could see the word perfectly clearly. He just wasn't sure whether Chuck had printed the word correctly. He had never seen it before, but deduced that it was possible they didn't use words like those in his motorcycle magazines.

"Er...We are extremely fortuitous-what does that mean anyway? We are extremely fortuitous-"

"Logan, you've repeated that three times already," Jean said impatiently.

Logan glowered at her. "We are extremely fortuitous-"

"Fifth time!"

"Maybe if you didn't interrupt me!" Logan almost shouted, looking rather savage. "We are extremely fortuitous! We are extremely fortuitous!" He glared at Jean, as if daring her to speak. She almost did, but fortunately Scott, fearing for her safety, laid a restraining hand on her arm, and she settled for looking more superior than usual.

Seeming satisfied, Logan cleared his throat. "We are extremely fortuitous to have obtained the support of WHO?" Logan exploded as he began frantically scanning the rest of the script.

"One would think he had never seen this speech before," Kurt commented shrewdly.

"Someone should teach him not to bulge his eyes like that!" Jean said worriedly. "Its unseemly. And he should stand with his legs close together -"

"Jean, we get the idea," Rogue interrupted firmly, and Jean shut up, though she looked somewhat mutinous.

"Gah," Logan suddenly said, his eyes glazing over.

"What?" Scott asked.

"It says here I am supposed to be the director," he said, looking suddenly green, much to the alarm of the X-Men.

"Surely we're not that bad," Scott said in an aggrieved voice. "I do try, you know."

"Oh no, its not that. Its just...we're working with the Brotherhood."

Utter chaos erupted.

~tbc~

Chapter 2: Casting of Characters. Feel free to speculate, but sorry, I'm not polling for who's who.

Hope to see some reviews! Flames I don't mind. I'll probably just get pissed off and rant about it for a while until everyone agrees I'm right, thats all. :)

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