Invader Zim Movie 3: Doom Doom Revolutionary Invader Zim
Written by Lord Timothy Also by Dither
Scene 2
Fades In
Fade in goes straight from black to the exterior of Zim's house. There are some various early-morning noises, like birds chirping, a rooster cuckooing, etc. There are also some very Zim noises, like pigs squealing, things exploding, and cows
Zim(OS): Rising up from the interior of the house NO~!
Camera cuts to inside of the house - straight to the TV screen. The words "Game Over" are flashing, over and over, and over again. Each time they flash, the camera cuts closer, and at a diagonal, making the whole thing appear much more drastic and horrible
Camera cuts to front of Zim, who is screaming, holding onto his head, and shaking violently
Zim: NO~!
Game: GAME OVER!!! Please try again.
Zim: CURSE YOU~!!
Zim's eyes are drained of color, and are much wider - and very glossy
Zim: Lost AGAIN! This infernal game!
Zim begins to keel over backwards, but the rolls forward again with a whiplash sound
Zim: GIVE ME THE POWER I SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!
Game: Almost shouting to rival Zim Press the X button to TRY AGAIN.
Zim: Heaving the controller at the floor I CAN'T let this filthy game of DITR get the better of ME!
Zim turns very suddenly, and looks around wildly, almost insanely ... as if he weren't insane enough as it is
Zim: I will RESUME after I have attended SKOOL. Perhaps some time away will do me good...
GIR: WOOHOO! It's MY turn!
Camera goes to view from door as Zim stomps towards it
GIR shoves the controller in his mouth and proceeds to play the game as such
Scene changes to at Skool. It is almost lunchtime. The camera does a dramatic sweep from the back of the classroom forward, and then cuts straight to Zim, who is morbidly tired ... just try to imagine that. His eyes are totally bloodshot (his real eyes showing through the lenses)
Zim: Half sleep-mumbling Gotta ... beat ... the game. I WILL beat the game.
Ms. Bitters is continuing her lecture on the Immune System from the previous day
Ms. Bitters: And thus... without even realizing its own HORRIBLE mistake, the body viciously attacks and DESTROYS its OWN cells. This is known as Autoimmunity, and is responsible for your LACK of apparent brain CELLS. In the end, the entire organism is victim to its OWN defenses.
Ms. Bitters' head whip around with whoosh-y noises
Ms. Bitters: Questions? Comments? And the pointing accusingly at Dib with a whip-crack Yes DIB?
Camera cuts to close-up of Dib. A single flesh-colored rose spins in the corner. Dib raises his hand. Ms. Bitters glares at him
Ms. Bitters: What IS it Dib?
Dib: Why are we learning about Immunity and Viruses now, instead of in Biology?
Ms. Bitters: I didn't WANT to be a Skool Teacher you know.
Dib: Huh?
Ms. Bitters: But majoring in the Occult isn't as common these days.
In the background, Zim's head thumps on the desk
Dib: Are you avoiding my question?
Ms. Bitters: So I chose the next most ruthless and truly evil occupation I could.
Dib: A teacher?
Ms. Bitters: No, a lawyer. The teacher position came later.
The lunch bell rings
Ms. Bitters: Pointing to the door Government-engineered meats and genetically altered plants await your ruthless mastication. Go and feed yourselves, my pretties.
The kids dash out, except for Zim, who slowly raises his head and looks around, confused. Dib walks by him and pokes him in the eyes, and runs out laughing
Zim slowly gets up, and we watch him stagger to the cafeteria. The camera follows him down the hall, where children slam locker door and scribble on walls and fall over in general pain
Iggins and a group of similar children march past Zim, knocking him off- balance so he smacks into another kid and a locker.
Zim: Zim looks up angrily Filthy, stinking...
Zim notices the back of Iggins' shirt, which says ... something about Doom Doom Revolution
Zim: Eh? Squints, rubs his eyes, and looks again. Iggins and the group are gone
Camera fades to inside the cafeteria; Zim slides his tray along and is splattered with food as it hits the tray. He starts to smoke a little, but he is too out of it to notice. He sits down. He stares at the tray in front of him. His imagination slowly turns it into a dancing penguin with a hockey mask
Penguin: We're WAITING for you Zim. We have the POWER...
Zim: What IS THIS POWER?
Penguin: It's the power ... the power to ... REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD!
Zim: How CAN I obtain this power?
Penguin: That is for you to discover Zim. Before I go, I have one word of advice...
Zim: WHAT!? Tell me!
Penguin: Duck.
Zim: Narrowing his eyes What duck?
A muffin hits Zim in the side of the head. He looks up, to see Dib stifling laughter. A muffin is rotating in the corner of the screen, it falls and hits Dib on the head. Zim laughs and points
Looking down again, Zim sees the penguin is gone, and his food is normal again. Looking back up, he looks around the room. Dib and Gaz are at a table alone. In the corner sit Keef and Gretchen and other outcasts. Zim shudders
At another, closer table sit Chuck and Sara and other popular students. At the table to his immediate left, there's a swarm of people crowded around something. Zim stands up, is hit with another muffin, shrugs, and goes over to investigate. Iggins is standing in the middle of the group
As Zim stares, there is a pan up Iggins, as he stands proudly on the table, showing off his Doom Doom Revolution shirt and player's ring. Pristine lavender roses sort of arrogantly rotate in each of the four corners of the screen, and when Iggins smiles, there is a glint of light at the corner of his mouth
Iggins: ...so, of course, I said "Taste cold steel feeble Dancing Pig-Demon of Heck!" Iggins raises an arm dramatically. The crowd around him "ooo's" He was no match for me at all. I was SO~ disappointed. I thought the final boss would be more challenging. But the SECRET Final Boss - the one that you fight if you beat the game in under 20 minutes, now THERE was a challenge! But I managed to perform the super special Doom Doom WAVE of CONSIDERABLE Discomfort, and he was done for. The crowd "ahh's"
Iggins: And so THAT was how I beat Doom Doom Revolution. The power to REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD Striking a dramatic pose ...will be mine!
Smolga: IGGINS ROCKS!
The force of Smolga's yell knocks a number of students over, a couple fly against a wall, one crashes through a window, some get stuck in the cafeteria ceiling
Zim: Wading through a mound of unconscious children YOU!
Iggins: Yes?
Zim: YOU~!
Iggins: YES?!
Zim: You ... seek the power to Pointing straight up at the ceiling, the camera changes so we are looking up at Zim, and we see some children fall out of the ceiling REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD Rose petals cascade down around Zim as he points heavenward
Camera angle returning to normal, Zim assumes a Mr. Burns' pose, with his fingers touching - you can almost hear him saying "Excellent"
Zim(Cont'd): ...as well?
Iggins: Spotting Zim's ring AH-HAH! Pointing at Zim's ring with a shotgun-firing sound I see you are a Stretching out the 'oo' sound in the word DUELIST as well! You hardly stand a chance against the likes of ME!
Zim: I see ... if I must DEFEAT you to GAIN this power, then so BEE it! We see a small obese bee spinning in the corner of the screen
Iggins: Looking smug Is that a CHALLENGE? Have you even beaten the game yet?
Zim: Um... well... no.
Iggins: Challenge me when you've beaten the game, Saying the word with considerable disgust NEWBIE.
Zim watches Iggins walk off, and a single, alien-shaped, sickly green rose spins in the corner of the screen
Zim: Don't worry, IGGINS... I'll defeat YOU soon enough...
Zim does squeeze-y fist and is hit in the head with another muffin
Zim: D'oh!
Fade out
End Scene 2
A/N:
Lord Timothy: Behold! The fastest update to a fic... Striking a heroic pose EVER! I hope that the extent of reviews on this fic will be more than 2. OmegaGIR, my other fic, is basically done, it just needs some major scrubbing. So it should be posted by the end of the month, supposing I remember it exists. Then I'll start... the Spelling Bee of DOOM! It is in my best interest to finish this first, though.
Closing Quotes:
"They're always after me lucky neck-meats."
"I made MASHED PO~TA~TOS!"
**GASP** "It's got CHICKEN LEGS..."
Dither: Still trying to figure out how we're going to introduce MiniMoose into the series. Originally MiniMoose was to be introduced in an episode called "Nubs of Doom" which was written by the Zim staff, and even finished in-so-far-as voice acted as well. It was one of the episodes that was canned and will never air, but we may wind up copying the concept and writing our own version so we can start using MiniMoose.
We'd rather avoid the sudden introduction they gave him in the X-mas episode...
"Yep, been with me the WHOLE time..."
Another canned episode we've got in the works is our own rendition of another canned episode "It Feeds on Noodles" which was supposed to feature Zim as a noodle-hungering vampire that used chopsticks as fangs. In the Conqueror In-Crowd (which will be on hold for a period no less than until I get somebody's HELP!), I make mention of "WokMeaties" which is my own invention - a fast-food place similar to McMeaties, but serving an Oriental cuisine.
Anyway, I seem to have exhausted my vocabulary for the moment, I will be back with a vengeance for the next scene, and hopefully, will get to work on a new fic of my own.
Zim: "GIR! I can't THINK! Help ME~!"
Zim bangs his head on the TV
GIR: "Hehe ... Master's head-banging"
--Filthy Juice-Sucker Tim
Written by Lord Timothy Also by Dither
Scene 2
Fades In
Fade in goes straight from black to the exterior of Zim's house. There are some various early-morning noises, like birds chirping, a rooster cuckooing, etc. There are also some very Zim noises, like pigs squealing, things exploding, and cows
Zim(OS): Rising up from the interior of the house NO~!
Camera cuts to inside of the house - straight to the TV screen. The words "Game Over" are flashing, over and over, and over again. Each time they flash, the camera cuts closer, and at a diagonal, making the whole thing appear much more drastic and horrible
Camera cuts to front of Zim, who is screaming, holding onto his head, and shaking violently
Zim: NO~!
Game: GAME OVER!!! Please try again.
Zim: CURSE YOU~!!
Zim's eyes are drained of color, and are much wider - and very glossy
Zim: Lost AGAIN! This infernal game!
Zim begins to keel over backwards, but the rolls forward again with a whiplash sound
Zim: GIVE ME THE POWER I SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!
Game: Almost shouting to rival Zim Press the X button to TRY AGAIN.
Zim: Heaving the controller at the floor I CAN'T let this filthy game of DITR get the better of ME!
Zim turns very suddenly, and looks around wildly, almost insanely ... as if he weren't insane enough as it is
Zim: I will RESUME after I have attended SKOOL. Perhaps some time away will do me good...
GIR: WOOHOO! It's MY turn!
Camera goes to view from door as Zim stomps towards it
GIR shoves the controller in his mouth and proceeds to play the game as such
Scene changes to at Skool. It is almost lunchtime. The camera does a dramatic sweep from the back of the classroom forward, and then cuts straight to Zim, who is morbidly tired ... just try to imagine that. His eyes are totally bloodshot (his real eyes showing through the lenses)
Zim: Half sleep-mumbling Gotta ... beat ... the game. I WILL beat the game.
Ms. Bitters is continuing her lecture on the Immune System from the previous day
Ms. Bitters: And thus... without even realizing its own HORRIBLE mistake, the body viciously attacks and DESTROYS its OWN cells. This is known as Autoimmunity, and is responsible for your LACK of apparent brain CELLS. In the end, the entire organism is victim to its OWN defenses.
Ms. Bitters' head whip around with whoosh-y noises
Ms. Bitters: Questions? Comments? And the pointing accusingly at Dib with a whip-crack Yes DIB?
Camera cuts to close-up of Dib. A single flesh-colored rose spins in the corner. Dib raises his hand. Ms. Bitters glares at him
Ms. Bitters: What IS it Dib?
Dib: Why are we learning about Immunity and Viruses now, instead of in Biology?
Ms. Bitters: I didn't WANT to be a Skool Teacher you know.
Dib: Huh?
Ms. Bitters: But majoring in the Occult isn't as common these days.
In the background, Zim's head thumps on the desk
Dib: Are you avoiding my question?
Ms. Bitters: So I chose the next most ruthless and truly evil occupation I could.
Dib: A teacher?
Ms. Bitters: No, a lawyer. The teacher position came later.
The lunch bell rings
Ms. Bitters: Pointing to the door Government-engineered meats and genetically altered plants await your ruthless mastication. Go and feed yourselves, my pretties.
The kids dash out, except for Zim, who slowly raises his head and looks around, confused. Dib walks by him and pokes him in the eyes, and runs out laughing
Zim slowly gets up, and we watch him stagger to the cafeteria. The camera follows him down the hall, where children slam locker door and scribble on walls and fall over in general pain
Iggins and a group of similar children march past Zim, knocking him off- balance so he smacks into another kid and a locker.
Zim: Zim looks up angrily Filthy, stinking...
Zim notices the back of Iggins' shirt, which says ... something about Doom Doom Revolution
Zim: Eh? Squints, rubs his eyes, and looks again. Iggins and the group are gone
Camera fades to inside the cafeteria; Zim slides his tray along and is splattered with food as it hits the tray. He starts to smoke a little, but he is too out of it to notice. He sits down. He stares at the tray in front of him. His imagination slowly turns it into a dancing penguin with a hockey mask
Penguin: We're WAITING for you Zim. We have the POWER...
Zim: What IS THIS POWER?
Penguin: It's the power ... the power to ... REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD!
Zim: How CAN I obtain this power?
Penguin: That is for you to discover Zim. Before I go, I have one word of advice...
Zim: WHAT!? Tell me!
Penguin: Duck.
Zim: Narrowing his eyes What duck?
A muffin hits Zim in the side of the head. He looks up, to see Dib stifling laughter. A muffin is rotating in the corner of the screen, it falls and hits Dib on the head. Zim laughs and points
Looking down again, Zim sees the penguin is gone, and his food is normal again. Looking back up, he looks around the room. Dib and Gaz are at a table alone. In the corner sit Keef and Gretchen and other outcasts. Zim shudders
At another, closer table sit Chuck and Sara and other popular students. At the table to his immediate left, there's a swarm of people crowded around something. Zim stands up, is hit with another muffin, shrugs, and goes over to investigate. Iggins is standing in the middle of the group
As Zim stares, there is a pan up Iggins, as he stands proudly on the table, showing off his Doom Doom Revolution shirt and player's ring. Pristine lavender roses sort of arrogantly rotate in each of the four corners of the screen, and when Iggins smiles, there is a glint of light at the corner of his mouth
Iggins: ...so, of course, I said "Taste cold steel feeble Dancing Pig-Demon of Heck!" Iggins raises an arm dramatically. The crowd around him "ooo's" He was no match for me at all. I was SO~ disappointed. I thought the final boss would be more challenging. But the SECRET Final Boss - the one that you fight if you beat the game in under 20 minutes, now THERE was a challenge! But I managed to perform the super special Doom Doom WAVE of CONSIDERABLE Discomfort, and he was done for. The crowd "ahh's"
Iggins: And so THAT was how I beat Doom Doom Revolution. The power to REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD Striking a dramatic pose ...will be mine!
Smolga: IGGINS ROCKS!
The force of Smolga's yell knocks a number of students over, a couple fly against a wall, one crashes through a window, some get stuck in the cafeteria ceiling
Zim: Wading through a mound of unconscious children YOU!
Iggins: Yes?
Zim: YOU~!
Iggins: YES?!
Zim: You ... seek the power to Pointing straight up at the ceiling, the camera changes so we are looking up at Zim, and we see some children fall out of the ceiling REVOLUTIONIZE THE WORLD Rose petals cascade down around Zim as he points heavenward
Camera angle returning to normal, Zim assumes a Mr. Burns' pose, with his fingers touching - you can almost hear him saying "Excellent"
Zim(Cont'd): ...as well?
Iggins: Spotting Zim's ring AH-HAH! Pointing at Zim's ring with a shotgun-firing sound I see you are a Stretching out the 'oo' sound in the word DUELIST as well! You hardly stand a chance against the likes of ME!
Zim: I see ... if I must DEFEAT you to GAIN this power, then so BEE it! We see a small obese bee spinning in the corner of the screen
Iggins: Looking smug Is that a CHALLENGE? Have you even beaten the game yet?
Zim: Um... well... no.
Iggins: Challenge me when you've beaten the game, Saying the word with considerable disgust NEWBIE.
Zim watches Iggins walk off, and a single, alien-shaped, sickly green rose spins in the corner of the screen
Zim: Don't worry, IGGINS... I'll defeat YOU soon enough...
Zim does squeeze-y fist and is hit in the head with another muffin
Zim: D'oh!
Fade out
End Scene 2
A/N:
Lord Timothy: Behold! The fastest update to a fic... Striking a heroic pose EVER! I hope that the extent of reviews on this fic will be more than 2. OmegaGIR, my other fic, is basically done, it just needs some major scrubbing. So it should be posted by the end of the month, supposing I remember it exists. Then I'll start... the Spelling Bee of DOOM! It is in my best interest to finish this first, though.
Closing Quotes:
"They're always after me lucky neck-meats."
"I made MASHED PO~TA~TOS!"
**GASP** "It's got CHICKEN LEGS..."
Dither: Still trying to figure out how we're going to introduce MiniMoose into the series. Originally MiniMoose was to be introduced in an episode called "Nubs of Doom" which was written by the Zim staff, and even finished in-so-far-as voice acted as well. It was one of the episodes that was canned and will never air, but we may wind up copying the concept and writing our own version so we can start using MiniMoose.
We'd rather avoid the sudden introduction they gave him in the X-mas episode...
"Yep, been with me the WHOLE time..."
Another canned episode we've got in the works is our own rendition of another canned episode "It Feeds on Noodles" which was supposed to feature Zim as a noodle-hungering vampire that used chopsticks as fangs. In the Conqueror In-Crowd (which will be on hold for a period no less than until I get somebody's HELP!), I make mention of "WokMeaties" which is my own invention - a fast-food place similar to McMeaties, but serving an Oriental cuisine.
Anyway, I seem to have exhausted my vocabulary for the moment, I will be back with a vengeance for the next scene, and hopefully, will get to work on a new fic of my own.
Zim: "GIR! I can't THINK! Help ME~!"
Zim bangs his head on the TV
GIR: "Hehe ... Master's head-banging"
--Filthy Juice-Sucker Tim