A/n: Yes, I know, this is really late, and I blame real life for the cause.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything at all, even my sanity.
Warnings: As always, this fic contains slash, but nothing graphic.
James sighed and threw another dart at the picture of his brother on the wall. Not only were he and Remus both banned from the hospital for a week, his brother and Sirius had managed to get off scot-free. It wasn't fair. He picked up the last dart and threw it just as Remus stepped out of the fireplace. Remus stared at the dart in the middle of a picture of Severus' head before speaking, "Well, I see you've found your revenge," and grimaced as the picture started to clench his forehead and ran around screaming.
James didn't speak as he summoned the darts back and started to throw them again. He threw them with unerring accuracy to the same location on the picture. James finally spoke, "No, I'm just working out my aggression so I don't kill him when I do get my revenge."
Remus faked a pout, "Aw, no fair! What about me? I wanna get my revenge on Sirius, so why don't we combine our efforts together? We could definitely come up with something better together than we could separately, and this way we won't be tripping over watch others feet trying to accomplish what is essentially the same goal."
James, who was quite adept by now, followed Remus' thoughts with ease. He sat in silent compilation before finally agreeing. James looked at the clock, " We have about two hours before Sirius will get home to think up our revenge. We better get a cracking..."
They spent the next hour and a half thinking up and discarding idea after idea before suddenly hitting upon the perfect idea. They would first hex Severus with a charm that would cause him to say the opposite of what he was trying to say. He would then have bright purple hair and start singing Jeremy was a bullfrog, or whatever the song was titled. Sirius would end up in a black lacy dress that stated that he was James' b*tch, and would declare his undying love to Lily. Sirius and Lily didn't always get along, and for a time, Lily had very nearly killed Sirius for the pranks he would pull.
~~~~~at the hospital~~~~
Lily watched in amusement as Severus set up several different wards around the hospital room. "You know dear, if you hadn't ticked James off, you wouldn't have to put up the wards that you know James' can pass through with ease."
Sev answered from underneath the bed, "Yes, I know, but at least this way I get enough time to get pout of this room and find a nurse to save me."
Lily shook her head in exasperation and gave up on trying to stop Severus from placing up the wards. Besides, she had to admit to at least herself, they did make her feel safer.
Lily looked up as the door opened, and a small man with a nervous demeanor about him, entered. "Hello Peter, I see your just a bit late," Severus said, with just a twinge of disgust in his voice. Although he tried to conceal, Lily and the other maurders knew that Severus couldn't stand Peter, and that the only reason he wasn't overt in his hatred of Peer was because James and Sirius had felt pity for him.
Peter didn't say a word as he moved towards the bassinet Harry was in. He looked in at the child, seemed to mumble to himself before he told Lily that she had a wonderful son and that he was sorry that he had to leave so soon.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything at all, even my sanity.
Warnings: As always, this fic contains slash, but nothing graphic.
James sighed and threw another dart at the picture of his brother on the wall. Not only were he and Remus both banned from the hospital for a week, his brother and Sirius had managed to get off scot-free. It wasn't fair. He picked up the last dart and threw it just as Remus stepped out of the fireplace. Remus stared at the dart in the middle of a picture of Severus' head before speaking, "Well, I see you've found your revenge," and grimaced as the picture started to clench his forehead and ran around screaming.
James didn't speak as he summoned the darts back and started to throw them again. He threw them with unerring accuracy to the same location on the picture. James finally spoke, "No, I'm just working out my aggression so I don't kill him when I do get my revenge."
Remus faked a pout, "Aw, no fair! What about me? I wanna get my revenge on Sirius, so why don't we combine our efforts together? We could definitely come up with something better together than we could separately, and this way we won't be tripping over watch others feet trying to accomplish what is essentially the same goal."
James, who was quite adept by now, followed Remus' thoughts with ease. He sat in silent compilation before finally agreeing. James looked at the clock, " We have about two hours before Sirius will get home to think up our revenge. We better get a cracking..."
They spent the next hour and a half thinking up and discarding idea after idea before suddenly hitting upon the perfect idea. They would first hex Severus with a charm that would cause him to say the opposite of what he was trying to say. He would then have bright purple hair and start singing Jeremy was a bullfrog, or whatever the song was titled. Sirius would end up in a black lacy dress that stated that he was James' b*tch, and would declare his undying love to Lily. Sirius and Lily didn't always get along, and for a time, Lily had very nearly killed Sirius for the pranks he would pull.
~~~~~at the hospital~~~~
Lily watched in amusement as Severus set up several different wards around the hospital room. "You know dear, if you hadn't ticked James off, you wouldn't have to put up the wards that you know James' can pass through with ease."
Sev answered from underneath the bed, "Yes, I know, but at least this way I get enough time to get pout of this room and find a nurse to save me."
Lily shook her head in exasperation and gave up on trying to stop Severus from placing up the wards. Besides, she had to admit to at least herself, they did make her feel safer.
Lily looked up as the door opened, and a small man with a nervous demeanor about him, entered. "Hello Peter, I see your just a bit late," Severus said, with just a twinge of disgust in his voice. Although he tried to conceal, Lily and the other maurders knew that Severus couldn't stand Peter, and that the only reason he wasn't overt in his hatred of Peer was because James and Sirius had felt pity for him.
Peter didn't say a word as he moved towards the bassinet Harry was in. He looked in at the child, seemed to mumble to himself before he told Lily that she had a wonderful son and that he was sorry that he had to leave so soon.