Many a Dating Disaster

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

Kindra: I'm back with a new chapter and I hope this will be funnier. Please read and review.

Bakura: yes or ill use the power of millennium ring to trap you in the form of your favorite card.

Kindra whispers: you know you can't use the millennium ring?

Bakura whispers back: shhhh they don't know that.

Kindra smiles: yes do what he says!

Disclaimer: don't own Yugioh. Don't sue!!!! Perty prease!

Chapter 2 – Mai's Missing Man

Ring Ring Ring Ring, Joey sat up wiping his eyes, and yawned really wide as he reached over and picked up his cordless phone.

"Hello, Joseph here."

"Joey…have I woken you up?"

"Yep from my midday nap…who is this again?"

"Joey I cant believe you don't recognize me!"

Joey heard the click as she hung up. Suddenly his mind started to work…Oh Shit Mai.

Joey tumbled out of bed and put the phone back before he raced downstairs looking for her phone number. He turned the place upside down, literally.

Finally while looking through the knife and fork draw he remembered…he raced up stairs and next to his phone he saw the piece of pare with her number written on it in red lipstick. He blushed as he saw the kiss mark she left on the paper. He picked up the phone and dialed her number but in his rush to call her he dialed the wrong number.

"Hello this is the sex hotline, how may we help you."

Joey choked in his throat, "Uh wrong number!" and hung up.

Joey slowly pressed each of Mai's numbers and waited for her to answer. It rang seven times and he hung up. He tried again.

Finally after sixteen rings he heard her pick up.

"Mai, its Joey please don't hang up!"

"Alright Joey, what is it."

"Um well I want…you to come out with me tonight."

"Like on a date?"

Joey swallowed and said, "Yep."

Mai covered her handset trying to stifle her giggling. She really was making him jump hoops for her.

"Well okay then pick me up at six."

Joey yelled, "Whoopee."

Mai pulled the phone away from her ear and finally when she thought that episode was over placed it back on.

"Sorry Mai seeya then!"

Mai replied, "Okay bye."

With that she hung up the phone.

Finally it was five thirty and Joey had spent all afternoon getting ready. He really had to impress her tonight. He was taking her to the seafood joint on Twenty-third Street. Couldn't remember the name but he knew it was expensive. He looked at the clock again for the two hundred and sixty-fourth time since five twenty. Twenty-five minutes until our date. I will have to leave in ten to pick her up and we will arrive at ten past six at the restaurant.

Joey stood there when he suddenly had the urge to go to the bathroom. He went upstairs to his bathroom and did his business.

When he was done he washed his hands, smelt his breathe and checked his under arms. Everything was perfect. Joey thought about Mai kissing him and he totally went all giddy. Joey took a step forward to go downstairs but tripped on a piece of toilet paper that was stuck in his shoe. He went crashing down into the bathroom door effectively shutting it. Getting up holding his head he heard a click. Uh oh

Joey grabbed the door handle and tried to open it but it was as he had feared, Locked.

Joey pushed and pulled at the door, he even resorted to running up to it and trying to knock it down. He looked at the watch on his wrist and saw the minute hand click over to fifty-five past five. Joey collapsed to the ground then saw the window. He ran to it and opened it. Looking outside he remembered he was on the second story. He saw the large tree next to the window and weighed up the advantages and disadvantages in each hand. The hand that contained climbing out the window and getting a kiss form Mai won.

Joey climbed out the window and grabbed on to a branch of the tree. He swung over an dgrabbed the trunk of the tree. There weren't many branches below him. Suddenly he heard a crack.

All he could utter before he crashed to the ground was, "Uh Oh."

Joey landed on his butt and let out a really loud yelp. Suddenly the police turned up and walked up to Joey who was looking terrible with sticks and leaves in his hand and very torn up clothes. He looked at the two police officers.

The man said, "We had a report that this house was being broken into?"

The woman chorused in, "What are you doing out here?"

Joey replied, "Look this is my house and I am about to go a date with my dream woman who I should have picked up…" looks to his watch, "about eight minutes ago but because I was locked in my own bathroom, had to climb out my window and then the branch broke that I was standing on she is probably not going to speak to me for about ten years."

The woman looked pityingly at Joey and said, "Do you have proof that you live here?"

Joey said, "Yes."

He pulled out his provisional license, which had his address on it.

The woman looked at him and said, "Sorry for the inconvenience."

Joey looked angry and sad and relieved all at the same time and the woman said to her partner, "We should give him a lift."

The policeman nodded and she showed Joey to the car. Joey got in the back looking very much like a prisoner while the two police officers got in the front.

"What the address?"

Joey gave the man the address and they went on their way with sirens on.

Mai was sitting there and a deep frown crossed her face when she saw the minute hand click over to ten past six o'clock. She stood up and said to herself, "Unless Joey has a really good excuse he is DEAD!"

About halfway to Mai's house there was a click and the car slowed to a halt. Joey said, "Great just my luck, I swear God is really against me tonight."

They all got out of the car and checked the engine. It was totally wrecked.

Joey said, "Well seeya and thanks for the ride," while walking away.

Before he was out of earshot he heard the woman say, "Poor Kid."

Joey ran on to Mai's house.

Meanwhile Mai was making herself a sandwich. She had a very sharp knife in her hand and was hacking at the bread thinking about Joey.

Joey saw Mai's house looming up ahead and ran even faster to get there. Suddenly something darted in front of him and he screeched to a halt. Suddenly what ever it was stopped and turned to look up at the human.

Joey saw a very large dog looking at him. He saw that the dog had red eyes and was growling. Joey took a step back and that's when the dog lunged and Joey ran to Mai's.

Finally he arrived and pounded on the door. Mai was taking her sweet time answering. The dog was walking up to him thinking he had him caught. Joey leaned up against the door and fell backwards into Mai when she opened it. Joey saw the dog lunge and quickly shut the door. Mai was being squashed so Joey got up off her and she said, "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?"

Joey stood still while Mai berated him for ages and he never got a word in. Finally she went and called him a taxi and sent him packing home. Joey was too tired to try and explain it all to her so he went in the taxi and went home to go to sleep.

He got o his house and saw that it was in a total mess because of his tresure hunt today so he went up stairs to go to sleep but found that his bed was broken. Being extremely sore and tired he fell asleep on the broken bed anyway.

Meanwhile Mai was sitting on her bed fuming over Joey. She finally fell asleep to dreams about beating up Joey.