Many a Dating Disaster
By Alyssa_Anime_Angel
Kindra: Hey this is going to be another fun filled humiliating episode of Many a Dating Disaster. I hope you like it and please review. Also I am sure you can guess who is screwing up all the dates. The first to review me and tell me who it is will be put into the next chapter, as long as you sign.
Anyway have fun.
Disclaimer Malik: Alyssa/Kindra does not own YUGIOH nor any of it's characters though she does own herself. And she does like to torture us when you're not around.
Kindra: I really don't know what you are talking about. *Other personality surfaces*
Alyssa: *laughs insanely*
Kindra: A point I should make this chapter contains references that only people over 14 should read.
Chapter 4 – Interruptions
"Hello Ishtar residence may I ask who is speaking?"
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"Hello who is there?"
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"WHO IS THIS? I know you're there so answer me."
…Click…the line was hung up.
"Oh for the love of Ra," cursed Isis as she placed down the phone.
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Ring Ring Ring
"Now just tell me who you are!"
"Hi Isis this is Mokuba Kaiba anyway my big…"
Isis heard some grunts and growls over the phone line.
"Good Afternoon Isis, how are you?"
"Fine, thank you."
"Isis I was wondering is you would like to attend dinner with me?"
"Um…well…"
Cursing was heard in the background… "Oh shit…f*****g hell, **** Ra, Ra D*** it."
"Yes that would be lovely."
"Um…glad to hear it…Pick you up in 30 minutes."
"That would be great," she said with a little too much enthusiasm before hanging up the phone.
Isis quickly ran upstairs and got dressed.
*30 minutes later*
Knock knock
Isis ran downstairs.
"Seeya Malik I'm going out," she yelled running out of the house pulling Kaiba along by his arm.
"Huh...did I hear something?" Malik said looking up but returned to his work a second later.
The two sat side by side in the limo with a very clear but small gap between them. Neither one was speaking but you could tell that Kaiba was very nervous.
Isis broke the silence with, "So where are we going?"
"Well first I am taking you to 'Piscean on Aquarius', the seafood restaurant on Twenty-third Street."
"Oh, it sounds nice…" Isis replied cautiously as she realized Kaiba didn't know she was allergic to seafood.
After about ten minutes they arrived at the restaurant and Kaiba was the perfect gentleman and opened her door for her. He saluted the driver and the two walked inside with the car driving off behind them.
Kaiba got to the reception podium and said, "Reservation for Kaiba."
The suit-clad gentleman said, "Right this way Sir, Madam."
He led them to their table and the man tried to pull out Isis's chair for her but Kaiba pushed in the way and did it for her. She nodded graciously to them both before sitting down. Kaiba then took his seat and the man said, "A waiter will be right with you," before walking off.
The waiter arrived a few seconds later and asked, "So what will the two of you be having."
They picked up their menus and Isis said a second later, "The Caesar salad and a water thank you."
"And I will have the Fisherman's catch."
The waiter wrote down their orders, took their menus and walked away.
"So…um Isis how have you been?"
"Well thank you and yourself?"
"Fine thanks."
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And the silence drew on.
"Excuse me Seto, I have to visit the bathroom."
"Just a visit." Seto stopped and nodded.
Isis walked to the bathroom.
Isis entered the bathroom and saw that it really was a very clean and fragrant bathroom. She walked into the cubicle and did her business.
She flushed and walked out.
Shadi started to come up out of the cubicle floor when he saw Isis pushing down her dress. He caught a glimpse of her panties and blushed before going into the floor again. He had stayed a little longer than necessary.
Isis turned around swearing she had heard something but shook her head and walked up to the sinks and mirror. She washed her hands and powdered her face before leaving the bathroom.
Shadi then came out of the floor again and peaked out of the door. He saw Isis walking towards a table that seated at was…KAIBA!!
Shadi growled and closed the door leaning against the wall thinking about how to win Isis over.
Suddenly an air escaping sound was heard as was grunting following it. He turned to look at a cubicle door and an enormous woman came out.
Upon seeing the male in the female bathroom, her face grew angry and grim. She was a very scary woman and three times the size of Shadi. He cowered but couldn't escape any way. He was trapped.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU…"
"What's going on out there?"
Suddenly another woman emerged form another cubicle, though this one was very attractive and half the size of Shadi.
Her face grew even scarier than the other woman's and Shadi got a look of pure terror on his face.
The two woman lunged on him, beating him up and well let's say I won't get into it know, you'll see later.
Isis and Kaiba, including all the other people in the restaurant turned to the sound of cries, screams, and wrestling coming from the female bathroom.
A female employee was about to investigate when two women, looking extremely proud of themselves, walked out. They looked a little bit ruffled up and everyone stared at them. The women put a 'don't mess with me' expression on their faces and everyone went back to what they were doing.
Isis started to giggle and the women approached her.
"I'm sorry it's just you two look so funny."
The women growled and Isis continued to giggle.
"Ah Isis?"
She continued to giggle.
"…Isis…"
The women were about to pounce when Shadi emerged from the bathroom looking very bedraggled, his turban was very ruffed up and you could see tuffs of hair coming out from under his turban, though no one could determine what color they were, and his clothes were ripped and torn. There were also bruises over his body.
He walked up to Isis and said, "Don't worry I will save you!"
Isis looked to him and her face froze between disbelief and humor.
The women turned on him and were about to attack when he used his magic to freeze everyone but Isis and himself.
"Isis will you come with me?"
"What about Kaiba?"
"Oh my Darling, I would sing a thousand songs for you to be mine. I would seduce your feminine wiles and attack your very heart with my love. I would become evil to taste just the littlest part of you and I would take you to the moon for you to be mine."
Isis was still frozen in shock.
Shadi started to sing, "My darling I love you, will you be mine, I would stay by your heart forever to taste your sweet wine. I could be your star, your light and your rock, If only you would give me your sock. Could you ever love me the *at just this moment Kaiba somehow came unstuck* way I love you, If there was no one to make you a shrew. Will you leave this Baka and be my other half though no darker. If we were one under the stars I would melt in your soul and buy you many cars. To touch your sweet lips I would be erect, and show you no defect."
Kaiba was very angry but for some reason that subsided and he started to sing, "My dear Isis my heart sings for your heat, to show you I am manly him I will beat *points to Shadi* Come to my side and lets sing among the stars, then we can do it in the back of many cars."
It was just then that Bakura walked in with Kindra. Seeing what was going on they froze. Kindra felt someone familiar but couldn't quite pick whom, so she put it as a point to investigate later.
"Forget this lowlife human scum, come with me and we both shall come."
"You don't even know if that being is equipped so be my guest and you will be nipped."
Kindra asked, "What are they talking about?"
Bakura was blushing furiously and she picked up the answer from his mind and started to blush as well.
Isis had had enough. She slapped both of them hard on the face before storming out of the restaurant.
Shadi and Kaiba suddenly realized what they had done and froze in embarrassment. They thought how lucky they were that no one else had seen that when they turned and saw Kindra and Bakura blushing furiously. Bakura ran out pulling Kindra along leaving Kaiba and Shadi to follow.
Shadi and Kaiba never caught them.
I really don't know if the people in the restaurant were even unfrozen though the spell Probably… fell apart later???
Isis did not talk to either Shadi or Kaiba any time later though I will get on to that in another chapter.
And well this is the end of that disastrous date until next time, be safe and have fun.
Alyssa: You always say that.
Kindra: We always say that and I think it is sweet.
BYE BYE FROM BOTH OF US