Many a Dating Disaster

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

Alyssa: Well sorry it took so long and now its time to explain how Yami Malik and Jenoba/Amber met.

Chapter 5 – Finally it's all explained!

"Oh for the love of f***I** Ra, why me! Curse my light. Great God of Ra give me strength."

Yami Malik had previously gotten conned into doing the …dun dun dah…shopping.

He was trying to determine whether to get coco pops or rice bubbles. Both names did not at all appeal to him. SO he decided rather reluctantly to ask for help.

"What one do I get?" he demanded of the woman standing next to him.

"Sorry sir I don't work here?"

"So?"

The girl was scared off by his purely evil look and ran away from him.

It was then that Yami Malik spotted a box of cereal that said, 'Wishing stone inside, grants your first wish'. Yami Malik grinned evilly. Malik had ordered him not to try to steal the millennium items but wishing for that little brat to give him the puzzle wasn't against the rules. Yami Malik reached up to the pack but tripped on the wet floor, having failed to notice the 'wet floor' sign three feet away from him. He collided with the shelf in front of him knocking everything for several feet to the ground.

He frowned and picked a box of Princess Pops from the ground. Everyone was staring at him and an attendant came up to him.

"Sir…if anything…"

Yami Malik shot him a death glare that promised hundreds of years of torture. The attendant stood back and Yami Malik shot his gaze at all the onlookers. They all went back to what they were doing rather hurriedly.

It was then that he left the scene and proceeded to the check out. He put up all of his items; Princess Pops, Billabongs, fizz wiz, several piles of meat, a bread loaf and a funny little toy that said 'Buy me'.

Yami Malik glared at the checkout chick that was making several mistakes such as doubling over items and having to void them off. He yelled, "I don't have time for your incompetence. Hurry up."

The girl whose tag said 'Melissa' at top speed scanned the items then sub totaled.

"That'll be…um…forty five dollars and twenty five cents…please?"

Yami Malik paid over the money and took his shopping. Melissa collapsed onto the ground and another worker said, "Are you okay? He was evil."

Yami Malik was walking to the car park where the bike was parked…the important word being was.

The pushbike was no longer there.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to kill something."

All the people in the car park rushed away from the crazy man.

So now Yami Malik had to walk the mile home.

He headed down the street carrying the three bags of shopping and he was in the foulest mood. He was rounding a corner when he was pushed to the ground. He looked up to see a girl shaking her head trying to recover from the fall.

"Why you!"

She looked at him and they recognized each other.

"Hello Yami Malik."

"You remember me?"

"Yes we met at that arcade and then I blacked out. You were there when I awoke but I was so freaked out that I ran."

"Um Amber?"

"Yes?"

"Want to walk me home?"

Yami Malik was going goo goo eyes over her. (AN: its so funny if you imagine Yami Malik doing that)

"Sure."

The two got up and Yami Malik picked up all his shopping and they walked in the direction his house.

"So have you had any black outs lately."

"No!"

"Right well you know I plan on stealing something today."

"Oh Really," said Amber, but her voice had changed.

"Hello again Jenoba."

"Yami Malik what are we stealing?"

"Oh nothing I just wanted to talk to you."

"Oh! Can't we steal those millennium items?"

Yami Malik growled, "My light wont let me!"

"But you're so strong, just keep him locked up."

Yami Malik looked away.

"So you actually care about him?"

Growling, Yami Malik walked ahead which caused Amber to come out.

Amber caught up and said, "I blacked out again."

Yami Malik muttered, "Oh I didn't notice."

They arrived a little later at the Ishtar residence where Malik walked out to greet them.

"Oh Jenoba?"

Amber froze and said, "Who?"

Yami Malik communicated Look she has two personalities

Oh

Yami Malik said, "Amber why don't you steal that place over there."

Jenoba was back and said, "Oh that's it I'm getting bored."

Yami Malik said, "Malik were going out seeya."

And with that Yami malik handed over the shopping and they left.

Malik decided that they were a bad influence for each other so decided to follow. He dumped the food inside the door then left.

Yami Malik and Jenoba were heading towards Bakura's house.

"So you know the plan?"

Jenoba grinned evilly and Yami Malik returned the gesture.

They looked in and saw Kindra cleaning Bakura's room. Both smiled devilly and climbed back down the tree. Jenoba went and knocked on the door, to which Bakura answered. He noticed she was carrying a very big bag.

She smiled and said, "I am from Royal Make up company, is there a lady in the house to which I might speak?"

Bakura didn't recognize her as she had her hair different. "Um sure…Kindra!"

Kindra raced down the stairs at his call and saw who it was. She quickly slammed the door in her face and grabbed Bakura and pulled him behind the couch.

"What? Kindra? Why did you do that for?"

Kindra got upset that he yelled at her so she didn't stop him as he went back and opened the door.

A pie was slammed in his face and he heard laughing as he closed the door.

(AN: Sorry Baky!)

Kindra walked up to him and giggled.

"Kindra!" he whined.

She decided not to help, as he had been mean to her. So she walked away upstairs to finish cleaning.

Bakura frowned and went to the sink to clean his face. 'Who was she?'

Kindra came downstairs and said, "It was…Jenoba and Yami Malik."

"Huh?"

"Don't worry their gone, just playing little tricks on people."

Malik watched as his Yami and Jenoba shoved the pie in Bakura's face. It made him a little angry as Bakura was his best friend, but still he laughed, as it was funny.

Malik saw them run away and followed, keeping himself hidden from his Yami.

Yami Malik and Jenoba found their next victim. It was dun dun dun none other than Tea.

(AN: Muhuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

She was walking along Plaza Place, window-shopping. She saw a really cute dress in a shop and went in to try it on.

Jenoba got a great idea. She discussed her plan with Yami Malik…

Tea exited the shop sadly as they didn't have her size but found that the next shop had an even cuter outfit that said 'Friendship rocks' on the front. She rushed inside.    

Upon taking her size off the rack she went to try it on.

After having it on she walked out of the fitting room to look in the mirror.

The service attendant walked up to Tea and said, "Wow, if your hips got any bigger America would sink into the ocean."

Tea froze, "huh?"

"Well I mean just look, that so does not suit you, perhaps you should try baggy pants, I mean you may be able to hide some of that fat there, but never go for tight dresses, it is only hurting our eyes."

Tea started to cry and ran back into the dressing room.

Jenoba and Yami Malik laughed themselves stupid. The service attendant found herself fired by the manager and left crying.

Malik watched them but decided enough was enough, soon they could hurt someone.

He walked up to them and said, "That's enough!"

"Oh but its so fun!"

Yami Malik pouted and Malik said, "Marik its time to go."

"What are you, his mommy?"

(AN: Okay form now on I'll call him Marik as I think everyone else does.)

Malik said, "You are bad influences for each other."

"Marik will leave when he wants to!"

Malik growled and she punched him.

"Ow."

"Hey!"

Marik got very angry and she found herself stunned and Amber ad taken control.

Marik said, "Look you have a split personality, so you had better get some help! Come on Malik."

Malik followed Marik home holding his bloody nose.

"Thanks Marik."

Marik growled and said, "Well I didn't do it for you."

Malik smiled and they eventually got home where cutie Malik was treated by his sister, who wanted to know what had happened. (AN: Yes Malik is the second cutest in Yugioh. Second to my dear sweet, loveable, huggable, irresistible Bakura!)

Apparently Malik had walked into a pole.

Alyssa: I know I know weird chapter, tell me if it's any good. I really don't know. It was hard to finish so I ended it there and now Yami Malik is single again. Tune in next time to see…um…who haven't I done? *Thinking*

Yami Bakura: Looks really hard.

Alyssa: *Hits him over the head with a mallet she pulled out of thin air* he he

Yami Bakura: *sulks in a corner*

Alyssa: Hmmmmm, Mokuba? No he's in a date in the fic after this one. Ummm, I guess no one else, yippee time for the party! I have so been waiting to do this one.

Yami Bakura: Um…do I…do I get to come?

Alyssa: Nope you were too bad in the last fic so no party for you.

Yami Bakura: Can you sneak some food out for me?

Alyssa: Hey I can't go either; I have to write it you should ask Kindra.

Yami Bakura: You Are Kindra!

Alyssa: Well the other half of me is, but that's not the point, so now shoo or I will you will incur my wrath!

Yami Bakura: Scoots away

Alyssa: hehe

Marik: *walks in* Um what happened to my wish?

Alyssa: *thinks 'what an idiot'* Next chappie promise!

Marik: And um do I get my bike back?

Alyssa: It's not your bike but perhaps I haven't decided.

Marik: And my other food?

Alyssa: well…

Isis interrupted: Well when I got out I found melted Billabongs and off meat, so I chucked those but the rest is in the cupboard, except for that toy which I put on your bed. I thought it was so cute and I wondered why you bought it?

Marik: Um toy? That's right it told me too.

Isis: *shakes head* Can I go now.

Alyssa: Hey I didn't invite you!

Isis: *leaves*

Marik: *leaves to see the toy*

Alyssa: Peace at last, time to write. Seeya all.