Many a Dating Disaster

By Alyssa_Anime_Angel

Alyssa: Well I have been waiting so long to do this one. There will be more flash, more sex and violence. Hehe not to steal off burn up W - don't own it. Well this is the long awaited pool party. That last installment in the Many a Dating Disaster Series. I hope you enjoy. And don't own Yugioh but own this fanfic and the persona of Kindra and Amber/Jenoba he he If you agree not to sue then read on by all means. And don't stop reviewing cause I want reviews and I may decide to write more disaster dates if I get enough. He he

So lets start.

Chapter 6 – Pool Party Parody

Kindra was one smart girl/dragon. She knew what Malik had been doing and she didn't like it. She wanted everyone to be happy so she decided to throw a party where everyone could meet up and hopefully resolve things. She also wanted to teach Malik a lesson. Now where to have a party…of course, so she rang Seto kaiba.

Seto Kaiba was currently sulking in his room when the phone rang.

"Isis?"

"Hi Seto its me Kindra I have a favor to ask you."

"What?"

"Well I want to have a pool party and invite everyone over and I was wondering if I could use your place?"

"Sorry I'm not in the mood for parties."

"Well I was going to invite Isis over too."

Seto immediately said, "Yes sure its fine, tonight fine, great seeya then."

Seto hung up the phone and raced to his walk in closet and saw his favorite swimming shorts. He grabbed them and went to try them on.

Kindra hung up the phone and then called up all the respective guests. Somehow she managed to get them to come; no doubt she used a little bit of coercing and a promise to the girls to make the boys extremely jealous.

Kindra raced upstairs to magic on a few swimsuits.

Kindra arrived at Seto's home ten minutes earlier than everyone else and raced in to find the place already set up. There was food all ready and the waterfall was on, cascading into the pool. She was stunned and then she yelled out to Seto, "Going to go get change, tell the girls I'm in here."

"K!"

Kindra raced into the girls change rooms and popped on her bikini. She smiled and then went to checking on her friend's progress. Everyone was on his or her way, and Bakura was just entering now with Malik.

"I wonder what Kindra is up to?"

"I don't care as long as I get to see some girls in bikinis."

This phrase sent Bakura into seven shades of red and he tried to hide his face.

"Oh come on you live with one of the hottest babes around, don't tell me you haven't even sneaked a peak?"

Bakura blushed even worse if that was possible and Malik laughed.

Just then Joey, Yugi, Tristan walked out into the courtyard, which led to the pool, led by Mokuba.

They all noticed the crimson Bakura and Joey asked, "What's up?"

Malik laughed and replied for his speechless friend, "Oh we were just talking about his lover."

Laughter erupted from the three older boys with Mokuba looking just a little too confused.

Malik noticed this and smiled nudging the small boy and smugly said, "SO what have you been up to?"

Mokuba choked, "Oh nothing, gotta go over to a friends place, seeya."

And with that the little black haired boy ran into the house and a little later the front door could be heard banging shut.

Laughter brought Seto's curiosity and he walked up to them asking, "What is wrong?"

"Oh nothing, so where are the girls."

Seto muttered, "They arrived a little while ago and are getting changed."

"But we didn't see them?" said Tristan.

"They insisted on entering through another door."

Joey asked, "So where's the pool?"

"Follow me!" and he led them to the pool area, which was just through a small gate.

"Oh there it is," said Tristan.

Everyone but Tristan and Joey sweat dropped.

Seto murmured, "I cannot wait to see Isis in a swimsuit."

He had this freaky smile on his face, which was also shared by all the other guys. Hormones running wild!!!

"Hey Kindra, wow love the bikini, Bakura is gonna go crazy," said Mai as she stripped down to her bikini. It was a triangle bikini with purple with little yellow dots on it.

"Thanks, I love yours as well, um, why would Bakura go crazy?" As she looked down at her own white triangle bikini with little pink flowers on it.

"Never mind, so Tea decided to go with a one piece," said Mai looking at the silky black one piece on Tea.

"Aha, it suits my figure the best and I want to leave Yugi and Yami imagining."

Serenity gawked, "You still haven't chosen!"

"I can't decide, one is sweet and cute, but the other, mumamia, how hot is Yami!"

The girls erupted in giggles and Isis said, "Well I really can't wait to see the look on Seto's face."

Kindra muttered, "Why aren't you changing?"

Everyone looked at Isis's large suede coat and were equally curious.

"I'm going to take it off as I slip into the pool, I really cant help wanting to torture Seto."

"Speaking of torture, Tea what happens if you choose Yami, I mean he seems to really have a thing with chains, leather and buckles," smirked Mai.

Tea blushed furiously, "Well…"

Kindra exploded, "Thanks for the mental images!"

Everyone's faces smiled and then after a few seconds they realized the gravity of Kindra's outburst and had to clutch their stomachs from the pain of laughing so hard.

The crimson Tea wasn't impressed, "Please…don't…read…my…mind!"

Serenity was the first to compose herself and slipped into one of the shower blocks and got changed.

She emerged a little later wearing a blue floral sarong and a matching boob tube bikini top.

"Tristan will love that," remarked Isis.

Serenity slightly blushed and muttered sarcastically, "yeah and I bet my brother will love it even more."

"I really don't want to see what happens to Tristan after Joey gets through with him," smiled Kindra.

Mai then said, "I guess I will just have to keep him busy."

All five girls burst out laughing.

Finally after about a minute Tea said, "I wonder if they are out there yet?"

Kindra said knowingly, "They are."

Isis smiled, "Well we had better not keep them waiting."

Tea smirked, "Yeah we need to repay them for our dates."

All five girls finally exited the change rooms to see the backs of the six boys talking.

Bakura was wearing a g-string, no sorry I wish he was actually wearing blue and red boardies, Malik was wearing black trunks, Seto was wearing a tight white shirt with black boardies, Joey was wearing a small pair of black togs and Tristan was wearing a green pair of board shorts. All but Seto were not wearing shirts and the girls loved the tan buff bodies of the boys.

Seto was saying to Malik, "Amber just rang, apparently her parents are back and are trying to put her in a mental institute, she said she had to go on the run and she hopes she sees you again one day."

Malik looked downcast but Seto noticed the girls and turning around his frown faded when he saw the beautiful bodies of the girls. Who cares if they were all taken, he was not objective to eye candy.

Yugi looked was by far the worst, as he had to get Yami to take his place as he was near collapsing.

Kindra walked up to Bakura and grabbed his hand, "Time for swimming."

Bakura was pulled into the pool with Kindra and frantically surfaced.

"ITS COLD!!!"

Kindra encircled him from behind and whispered, "I'm here."

Bakura was now the one to look like he was about to faint and everyone left the two lovebirds to their own devices.

Serenity strode up to Tristan and asked, "Wanna get a girl a drink."

Vaguely understanding her he was guided over to the drink table.

Joey watched them go with glaring eyes but that was soon forgotten as Mai placed a kiss on his cheek.

"Joey when you're not too busy join me in the pool," and with that Mai dived into the clear waters.

Joey slowly made his way over to the edge of the pool and was pushed in by Isis from behind.

He seemed to sort of float in the air before he plunged into the water's depths and laughter was released from everyone else's mouths.

Yami was not making his gaze on Tea very subtle at all. Not that type of man.

She smiled and finally made her decision. They were in the same body, so she could have them both…for now. She didn't need to make any commitments.

Isis walked from where she had pushed in Joey over to the stops and slowly, knowing that Seto's eyes were watching everything, proceeded to slowly pull off her coat.

His mouth went dry as he saw the metallic silver swimming dress clinging to every curve on Isis's body.

He quickly ran over to Isis and took her coat, and placed it on a sunning chair.

"Why thank you Seto, you coming for a swim?"

She watched as he pulled off his top revealing his bare chest. Growing very anxious she smiled up at him making him blush before she dived into the pool.

He watched her butt as she swam under the water.

Malik was feeling very awkward and was about to go and sit down when Kindra yelled, "Malik come and join us."

Not wanting, or rather not being able to refuse such a pretty girl when and jumped into the pool and swam over to his friends.

Kindra glomped him and smiled as he went red, her body was pressed so tightly against his that he could feel every curve. Going red from top to bottom he choked. Bakura was even redder, though not all from embarrassment.

This action caught everyone else's attention and Kindra asked Malik, "So you wouldn't lie to me would you?"

Malik managed to utter, "No."

Kindra then said, "Well now that I know that, please tell everyone what happened on their dates."

Everyone started to glare at Malik and he started to shake, "Uh I well, I sort of…welll…

 I didn't mean too. Uh please don't hurt me!"

The sight of Malik so helpless humored everyone but they didn't show it, as they were afraid to break the tension.

Kindra then said, "It seems that Malik has been destroying everyone's dates. That is except for Isis's, that was all Shadi!"

Everyone looked like they were out for blood and I am sure Yami was about to mind crush the boy.

After a lot of very long seconds Kindra kissed Malik on the cheek and said to everyone, "I think he has learnt his lesson, lets just let him stew for a while…"

Bakura having realized what she was doing asked, "Why didn't you finish your sentence?"

Kindra just smirked making the innocent beauty she was seem extremely scary.

Malik quivered.

*Five minutes later*

"YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME HERE!!!"

Malik's voice rang out for several blocks.

Kindra smiled, "Oh we aren't…a little torture first," and with that she pulled out a white feather.

Malik's eyes widened, "No."

She proceeded to tickle the boy under the arms and on the chest with everyone crowded around laughing. Though no one was laughing as hard as Malik.

After about five minutes of constant tickling the group left Malik by himself and went inside to have a few games of pool.

Malik had tears in his eyes as he was handcuffed to a pole in the courtyard with no clothes on and only shaving cream coving his private parts.

*Two hours later*

Malik had been untied by Kindra and was comfortable sitting in a tub of hot water cleansing away the days troubles.

Meanwhile downstairs…

Kindra and Bakura had already left for their home and Isis had decided to stay and "keep an eye on her brother", that was what she said.

Joey and Serenity had left for Joey's home and Mai had caught a taxi home, though not without making another date with Joey.

Tristan had escorted his best friend and girlfriend to their house and made another date with Serenity promising that they would not be going to another game center.

Mokuba had phoned earlier saying that he was staying at a friend's house for the night and Seto had agreed, something that made Mokuba very scared. Usually his big brother had forbidden it and came to pick him up in the helicopter, but Mokuba wasn't one to let an opportunity go.

And before Isis followed Seto into a room she had locked the bathroom door that Malik was behind.

Overall the night was a success and everyone seemed to have thoroughly enjoyed themselves.

Mhuhahahahahahahahaha, the end I tell you, the end. I will leave the rest up to your imaginations and I won't be doing more disaster dates as I already have too many fics in the process. Sorry to anyone who wanted that but I hoped you enjoyed. And now I leave you, don't forget to read "A little bit of a change" which is the story before this and "A very big change" which is the story after this. AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW EVERYTHING YOU READ OF MINE!!!!!!

*Does puppy dog eyes* PLEAAAAAAAAAASEEEEE.

BAKURA: You had better as now we have Fluffy on our side and the Milirra, her children. They will not be lenient on you if she orders them to attack you; I mean my house was burnt down for goodness sakes. And the other too. They are not easy foes.

Well seeya and Review. Bye all.

ALYSSA: Yeah bye.

KINDRA: My Ra, I just read that chapter and…and…I know why they call you my Yami now.

ALYSSA: Yes My little hikari, I was a little cruel but hey that's me, and seeya all now.

KINDRA: Yeah bye, luv ya all and have fun.

MARIK: *pouting* I didn't get my bike back!