i forgot to mention this last time, but congrats to tenshineko for guessing kodocha! you win.......a new chapter! yay! btw, i finally found out kagome's friend's names, so i will be using them now. n.n;;;
*WARNING! LANGUAGE AHEAD!* tell me if rating should change for it.
*disclaimer - i will as soon as miroku gets an heir.*
*cheers* i have over 30 reviews! think we can get to 50? hrmmmm...
i....was going to say something else....
*Discrimination*
oh yeah! i remember! this does have a plot....its just hiding veeeery well.
and now....
*Discrimination* . . . for real.
Shippo leaped out of his seat when he heard the apartment door slam. He squimed out of Inuyasha's way, right before he flopped on the couch. Without looking up, Inuyasha took his hat off and threw it at Shippo with startling accuracy, smacking him right in the face.
"Inuyasha! Stop it or I'm gonna tell!" He skrieked.
"Tell who, ya brat?" Inuyasha mumbled into the couch.
Shippo thought for a moment. "Maybe I'll tell that girl you were with! I bet she would do something!"
"Why the hell would she bother to help you? She doesn't like demons either. Especially little annoying brats that talk to much when their 'roommate' is trying to sleep!" Inuyasha huffed and pushed himself up. He mumbled something along the lines of 'make' and 'ramen' and went into the kitchen.
The phone rang. Inuyasha froze. *Who the hell....?* Deciding to find out for himself, Inuyasha snatched the phone up.
"Who the hell are you, and how the fuck do you have my number?" Inuyasha growled into the phone.
"Inuyasha? It's me Kagome."
Shippo piped up from his hiding spot under the table. "Is that the girl you were walking with? Huh? Huh?"
"Shut up, brat!" Inuyasha looked away from the phone to glare at his 'roommate'.
"Inuyasha? Is someone else there?"
"No, just some stupid kid that won't leave me alone!"
"I'm not stupid!"
"Yes you are, now go away!"
"Inuyasha, that's no way to speak to your children!"
Inuyasha sputtered. "*MY* children?! He's not mine! He just showed up one day and won't leave me alone and--why the hell am I telling you this?!"
"Oooooo...You love her dooooon't you, Inuyasha?" Shippo giggled from his new hiding spot. "Haha! I bet you can't wait to kiss her! Kissy kissy!"
"Shippo! You are one dead fox!"
"Fox? You have another demon living with you?" Inuyasha barely heard Kagome over all the noise he was making trying to find Shippo.
"He's hardly a demon. Too cowardly to come out and fight!"
"I'm not cowardly! You're just too stupid to find me!" Inuyasha flipped the couch over.
"Inuyasha! Leave the poor kid alone!"
"Leave *him* alone?! I wish he would leave *me* alone." Inuyasha gave up his search, and without flipping the couch back over, sat on the floor and leaned against it.
"Not good with kids, huh, Inuyasha?"
"Feh." There was a rather long silence before anyone spoke again. "Why the hell did you call me in the first place, wench. AND how the hell do you know my phone number in the first place."
Unknown to Inuyasha, Kagome rolled her eyes at the 'wench' comment, but decided to ignore it. For now. "You're in the phone book, Inuyasha. And might I add that you're the *only* one with the name 'Inuyasha'."
Inuyasha blinked. "What the fuck?" He wasn't supposed to be in the phone book. He had made sure to keep the number unlisted. Which meant..."SHIPPO! You *will* die!" Off in the distance, a subtle 'meep' was heard before some scuffling and then silence. Inuyasha sighed, then turned to the more pressing matter. "And *why* are you calling me?"
"Oh yeah! The party tomorrow! I'm sure you heard Yuka and the others talking about it."
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "So?"
"I just wanted to tell you that you're invited too!"
Inuyasha sputtered. Again. "What the hells? Why the fuck would I want to go to a party?"
"I thought you might want to do something fun."
He 'hmphed'. "No. There is no way in all the seven hells that I would be going to a stupid party thrown by weakling humans."
"Okay. I'll come by and pick you up at seven."
"WHAT!" Inuyasha throttled the phone, nearly snapping it in half. "Did you not hear me, wench?! I said I was NOT going to this silly 'party' of yours!"
"And if you couldn't understand what I said, I'm going to drag you to it if it costs me my life!"
"If you keep this up it sure as hell will! Besides, stupid girl, you can't drive." Satsified that he found a loophole, Inuyasha visibly relaxed.
"I know. That's why my mom's going to drive. She can't wait to see your ears."
"YOU TOLD HER ABOUT ME?!"
"Yeah, she already has wedding invitations."
Inuyasha meeped.
Then there was a long silence.
Kagome finally broke it.
"Inuyasha, did you just.....meep?"
"I DID NOT!"
"Are you sure? That was a very 'meep-like' sound."
"I did no such thing. There was no meeping involved!"
"Whatever. By the way I was joking. I'll be around at about 7:30."
"YOU STUPID GIRL!"
*click*
Inuyasha stared at the phone for a moment before proceeding to slam it against the wall.
"Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. DAMNIT! ARRRRRH! STUPID HUMANS!" He slumped to the ground and threw the phone dejectedly over towards the pillows that had once been on the couch. It landed with a soft thump.
And rang.
Inuyasha snatched it up once again, pressed the talk button, and began to calmly deal with the person on the line.
"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"
*click*
*slam*
"ARRRRRRRRRG!"
~*^*~
Meanwhile, on the other line...
"Damn, and this guy was the million dollar winner too...."
TBC
eh ehhe hehehe....mindless pointless humor. I ish sorry....this will be more dramatic...i think. the plot hiding in this little chappie was that Inuyasha IS indeed going to the party. that will be important. i hope. yes yes, sango will show up, kagome will meet shippo, fluffy-sama will be in here, naraku won't. kikyo won't. that would cause too many complications in which i do not have the capacity to sort out. btw, i really did write this one all in one sitting! yay!
*is angry*
they changed the time for inuyasha again. grrrrrrrrrrrrr
c|_| Keri Maxwell
is trying to not smash TV
R&R!
*WARNING! LANGUAGE AHEAD!* tell me if rating should change for it.
*disclaimer - i will as soon as miroku gets an heir.*
*cheers* i have over 30 reviews! think we can get to 50? hrmmmm...
i....was going to say something else....
*Discrimination*
oh yeah! i remember! this does have a plot....its just hiding veeeery well.
and now....
*Discrimination* . . . for real.
Shippo leaped out of his seat when he heard the apartment door slam. He squimed out of Inuyasha's way, right before he flopped on the couch. Without looking up, Inuyasha took his hat off and threw it at Shippo with startling accuracy, smacking him right in the face.
"Inuyasha! Stop it or I'm gonna tell!" He skrieked.
"Tell who, ya brat?" Inuyasha mumbled into the couch.
Shippo thought for a moment. "Maybe I'll tell that girl you were with! I bet she would do something!"
"Why the hell would she bother to help you? She doesn't like demons either. Especially little annoying brats that talk to much when their 'roommate' is trying to sleep!" Inuyasha huffed and pushed himself up. He mumbled something along the lines of 'make' and 'ramen' and went into the kitchen.
The phone rang. Inuyasha froze. *Who the hell....?* Deciding to find out for himself, Inuyasha snatched the phone up.
"Who the hell are you, and how the fuck do you have my number?" Inuyasha growled into the phone.
"Inuyasha? It's me Kagome."
Shippo piped up from his hiding spot under the table. "Is that the girl you were walking with? Huh? Huh?"
"Shut up, brat!" Inuyasha looked away from the phone to glare at his 'roommate'.
"Inuyasha? Is someone else there?"
"No, just some stupid kid that won't leave me alone!"
"I'm not stupid!"
"Yes you are, now go away!"
"Inuyasha, that's no way to speak to your children!"
Inuyasha sputtered. "*MY* children?! He's not mine! He just showed up one day and won't leave me alone and--why the hell am I telling you this?!"
"Oooooo...You love her dooooon't you, Inuyasha?" Shippo giggled from his new hiding spot. "Haha! I bet you can't wait to kiss her! Kissy kissy!"
"Shippo! You are one dead fox!"
"Fox? You have another demon living with you?" Inuyasha barely heard Kagome over all the noise he was making trying to find Shippo.
"He's hardly a demon. Too cowardly to come out and fight!"
"I'm not cowardly! You're just too stupid to find me!" Inuyasha flipped the couch over.
"Inuyasha! Leave the poor kid alone!"
"Leave *him* alone?! I wish he would leave *me* alone." Inuyasha gave up his search, and without flipping the couch back over, sat on the floor and leaned against it.
"Not good with kids, huh, Inuyasha?"
"Feh." There was a rather long silence before anyone spoke again. "Why the hell did you call me in the first place, wench. AND how the hell do you know my phone number in the first place."
Unknown to Inuyasha, Kagome rolled her eyes at the 'wench' comment, but decided to ignore it. For now. "You're in the phone book, Inuyasha. And might I add that you're the *only* one with the name 'Inuyasha'."
Inuyasha blinked. "What the fuck?" He wasn't supposed to be in the phone book. He had made sure to keep the number unlisted. Which meant..."SHIPPO! You *will* die!" Off in the distance, a subtle 'meep' was heard before some scuffling and then silence. Inuyasha sighed, then turned to the more pressing matter. "And *why* are you calling me?"
"Oh yeah! The party tomorrow! I'm sure you heard Yuka and the others talking about it."
Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "So?"
"I just wanted to tell you that you're invited too!"
Inuyasha sputtered. Again. "What the hells? Why the fuck would I want to go to a party?"
"I thought you might want to do something fun."
He 'hmphed'. "No. There is no way in all the seven hells that I would be going to a stupid party thrown by weakling humans."
"Okay. I'll come by and pick you up at seven."
"WHAT!" Inuyasha throttled the phone, nearly snapping it in half. "Did you not hear me, wench?! I said I was NOT going to this silly 'party' of yours!"
"And if you couldn't understand what I said, I'm going to drag you to it if it costs me my life!"
"If you keep this up it sure as hell will! Besides, stupid girl, you can't drive." Satsified that he found a loophole, Inuyasha visibly relaxed.
"I know. That's why my mom's going to drive. She can't wait to see your ears."
"YOU TOLD HER ABOUT ME?!"
"Yeah, she already has wedding invitations."
Inuyasha meeped.
Then there was a long silence.
Kagome finally broke it.
"Inuyasha, did you just.....meep?"
"I DID NOT!"
"Are you sure? That was a very 'meep-like' sound."
"I did no such thing. There was no meeping involved!"
"Whatever. By the way I was joking. I'll be around at about 7:30."
"YOU STUPID GIRL!"
*click*
Inuyasha stared at the phone for a moment before proceeding to slam it against the wall.
"Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. Damnit. DAMNIT! ARRRRRH! STUPID HUMANS!" He slumped to the ground and threw the phone dejectedly over towards the pillows that had once been on the couch. It landed with a soft thump.
And rang.
Inuyasha snatched it up once again, pressed the talk button, and began to calmly deal with the person on the line.
"LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!"
*click*
*slam*
"ARRRRRRRRRG!"
~*^*~
Meanwhile, on the other line...
"Damn, and this guy was the million dollar winner too...."
TBC
eh ehhe hehehe....mindless pointless humor. I ish sorry....this will be more dramatic...i think. the plot hiding in this little chappie was that Inuyasha IS indeed going to the party. that will be important. i hope. yes yes, sango will show up, kagome will meet shippo, fluffy-sama will be in here, naraku won't. kikyo won't. that would cause too many complications in which i do not have the capacity to sort out. btw, i really did write this one all in one sitting! yay!
*is angry*
they changed the time for inuyasha again. grrrrrrrrrrrrr
c|_| Keri Maxwell
is trying to not smash TV
R&R!