Title: Boys And Girls

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A/n:Reviews…have…reviews….!!! Hyay!! Love you all. Just a note, this is a COMPLETE AND UTTER RIPOFF from my dear friend MioneMalfoy's own fic…Lessons in yada yada yada yada…you guys should check it out, it's probably better(free advertising kay..AND I'm taking your advice), and also Katie oliver…how old is Angelina Johnson? I mean, if Katie and therefore oliver are one year older than the twins (which they are) then how old is she???same as the twins right???

Ok I'll shut up  now…

And by the way…BEEBEE!!!! KIM!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

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Alicia

Somehow, I'll never be able to tell exactly, we all settled down. Well, most of us.

I had gotten back into my Michael Jackson mode. That man is dead sexy. Dead. Katie was patting Oliver condescendingly on the back, while he desperately tried to hide from the twins, who were singing something along the lines of "Ollie Ollie bo bollie banana fana fo follie, fee fie mo mollie, OLLIE!"

Angelina had just said something about scones to Athene, who was looking blissfully at a Lindt white chocolate bar as if it were a cheque for five million Galleons.

"Scones?" said 'Thene. "Oh, you know what you should do with them right, you get this Muggle thing, it's called a microwave oven, and you bring it over. You cut the thing in half, then you get the tuna and you slop it on.."

Angelina raised her eyebrows.

"Then you cut up a bit of lettuce-,"

"Lettuce?" said Oliver. The twins turned their attention to Athene.

"Okay maybe not the lettuce. Then you get some cucumber and you cut it up really tiny, so that when you actually bite the thing you don't get the taste, you sort of get the crunchy…"

And she was off, off on an avid description, complete with little sound effects and motions depicting what I was beginning to suspect was not logical at all.

 "Oh, oh, I almost forgot the cheese! You get this little bit of cheese, just an itsy bitsy slice then AND ONLY THEN you stick it in the microwave. And then you let it melt."

"Er…" said Angelina respectfully.

" 'Thene.." said Katie.

"Huh?"

"Are you sure you aren't talking about-,"

"Oh wait a minute!" cried Athene, standing up with her finger in the air. "Those aren't scones! Scones are those little muffin things. I was talking about croissants!"

There was a collective 'sheesh' from the car, and Athene was laughing again (a/n this really happened!). I rolled my eyes and shook my head, and Katie did the same.

Fred seemed to think it was funny, at least. George went over to steady Athene, she almost fell over. We've taken to calling him Twenty One for some strange reason. It's really stupid.

Personally, I think that Terry Boot is pretty hot…he looks like Michael! Okay, perhaps he doesn't, but he's very, very sweet, and very, very good looking in black. Muggle. Long sleeves. Rolled up. Untucked. Collar open. Ooooooh…

Angelina

There was something up with Alicia. Her eyes just got all glazed over and a silly smile appeared on her face.

So I slapped her.

"Oi," I said, trying to sound cheeky. She jumped. Seriously, she jumped nearly a foot into the air! It was priceless!

"What? What?"

I raised an eyebrow at her. "What were you thinking about?"

Katie jumped at the invitation. "Or rather, who were you thinking about?"

Alicia blushed. "What makes you think I was thinking about somebody?"

"Ooh!" George and Fred practically yelled.

"Who is it?" said Fred.

"I'll bet it's….Snape!"

"Oh my God!" shrieked Alicia, slapping George.

"Marcus Flint!" cried Katie.

"Draco Malfoy!" That was me.

"Dumbledore!"

Honestly, Athene can be so sick sometimes. Well, I think Alicia's worse.

Everybody froze at that.

Then Ollie decided to speak up.

"I will bet you three Sickles," he said, smiling in a suspicious way, "that our dear Ally has a hopeless crush on none other than…"

Everyone looked at him expectantly.

"Twits," he said in a very anticlimactic tone. "Drumroll please!"

We looked at each other. I think Athene must have gotten the idea, because she started drumming her feet on the ground. Oliver looked at the rest of us glumly and then turned away, the moment ruined.

"Aw," said Athene, I imagine she was feeling rather silly because she started laughing again.

Alicia quickly, and very strategically I might add, brought up a new topic of conversation.

"Hey everyone, let's play a game!"

Look.

"What game?" I asked, feeling sorry for her.

"Er…how about…truth or dare?"

"What?"

"I read about it once in a rather bad book, actually. Basically there's a Player and a Victim, and the Victim has to choose to answer a question truthfully or to perform a stunt. Player gets to choose or discuss the dare or question."

There were murmurs of, alright, we can do that from all over the room.

"I'd rather play strip Exploding Snap."

Everyone whirled around.

"OLIVER!"

"Kidding, kidding!" he said, taking his seat in the circle.

"Right then," said Alicia. "Who'll start?"

Everyone pointed at Katie.

"Oi!" she said.

"Go on, then!" I said.

"You get to be the Player first."

"Oh!" said Katie, brightening up. Alicia took out her wand and told her to spin it.

"Right then. See where it lands."

Oliver

I don't get it. Why are these things always happening to me?

As fate would have it (damn you), the wand's first point was me. There was a lot of cheering after that. I think someone jinxed it.

"Right…I choose truth."

I don't trust any of these people! Alright, well, I do, with my life, but not in instances like these.

"I had a feeling you would say that," said Kat.

I groaned. Was she bluffing? Taking one quick peek at her eyes(they really are nice eyes, all brown and sparkly) I realized numbly that no, she was not bluffing.

Damn.

"Explain, in full detail, the March Thirteen Incident."

My jaw dropped. Oh no. No bloody way.

"You may opt to take a dare if you wish," said Alicia helpfully.

I turned and saw everybody looking at me. Oh shit.

"Dare," I said resignedly.

Fred and George cheered, although I saw Katie's face fall.

Alicia clasped her hand together. "Right!" she said gleefully. "Your mission, should you choose to accept it.."

"Wait!" cried Katie. "Don't I get a say in this? It's my turn!"

Alcia humphed and folded her arms.

"Sour grapes," Katie said as she dragged everyone else into a very, very suspicious huddle.

There was a few minutes of hushed whispering, giggles, "Disgusting!"-s, and so on. I found myself starting everytime someone looked over at me with sympathy written all over their faces.

Finally, Katie emerged. Everyone fell in behind her, looking like some would-be menacing bunch of gangsters or something.

"I dare you," she pronounced clearly to Athene's chuckles, "to sing 'Hey Big Spender' while stripping."

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Katie

Heh. Heh. Heh.

Right then, right there, in the Hogwarts train on the way to our Sixth Year at school, was the most hilarious moment of my life. That look on Ollie's face, that stunned, disbelieving, scandalized look was enough to send anyone over it.

"Good Merlin!" he shouted. "What the hell is wrong with you people? Get your minds out of the gutter!"

Alicia looked at her nails calmly and said, in a sing-song voice, "March Thirteenth, then, if you wish."

I swear, he just paled right then.

Thought I should tell you, Hey, Big Spender is this Muggle song that Athene taught us last year. It is really cool and catchy and everything, but it's also very, very suggestive. Heh. Heh. Well, Oliver's singing voice wasn't too bad. He had talent, just no control was what Alicia used to say. And he definitely didn't do it often enough for anyone else to know. Too bad. Hell….i felt a little guilty, despite myself.

"Go on then, Wood!" said Fred.

Oliver shot him a dark, dark look. "Why do you want to watch me strip? I thought you had a thing for Angie over there!"

Angelina blushed. "Er.." said Fred, before recovering.

"It wasn't our fault, mate, the girls outnumber us!"

"Yeah," his brother added. "We wanted you to kiss Katie."

"Hey!" that was me. I delivered a firm slap upside the head to the poor Weasley. Hah.

Actually, I caught myself thinking, that might not have been so bad…

Instead, I glared at George. I know it's a petty thing to do, but I did anyway.

"You want us to get out, then?"

"You may not!" said Alicia. The twins instantly sat down in unison. Boys sometimes seem to take Alicia Spinnet very, very seriously.

"Come on, then!"

Oliver sighed. Hmm..

"I cannot believe I have to do this…this is beyond stupid. Not to mention disgusting. And illegal!"

"Alright, fine then..no stripping…but you have to dance!"

"Excellent!" said Athene. She took out a rather old, battered thing. Last year, as our first holiday project for this Muggle Studies, we decided to try and bewitch a record player to work in the Castle. We simply didn't give it back.

"Maestro!" I said, putting on a cheesy accent.

Alicia scooted next to me to get a better view, Fred and George covered their eyes, Angeline stared, and with finesse, Athene struck the player.

I stifled a giggle. This was going to be good.

Pam-pam-padum-dadum..he walked onto the 'stage'. Ting! He winked. Athene burst into giggles along with the girls, and Fred and George hid their faces further.

He took a deep breath, and so did I.

"The minute you walked in the joint…"

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