I would like to note that there has been a
correction: Viki isn't German, he's Bulgarian.
Thanks to my English teacher, Mr. Walsh and
Caith for pointing that out.
There once was a Potions professor,
Who appeared to be quite the aggressor.
A young hero did tame him,
And even did claim him.
So much for the student oppressor!
(Harry/Severus)
There was a boy named Oliver,
Who, on a broom was quicksilver.
The Head Boy of the school
Thought he was quite cool.
And cuteness they, together, did deliver.
(Oliver/Percy)
There once was a Marauder named Padfoot,
Who's need for pranking was absolute.
With a wolf, he found love,
One as gentle as a dove,
Then was framed for murder, to boot!
(Remus/Sirius)
There were two boys called 'trouble.'
Where they went, mischief went double.
Gred and Forge were their names,
And they dearly loved games
As musch as Lee, their fellow.
(Fred/George/Lee)
There once was a Bulgarian Seeker,
Who was an okay English-speaker.
His Quidditch brought fans,
And even a man,
Who's Quidditch love was none the weaker.
(Oliver/Viktor)
There was a blond Slytherin boy,
And the hero, he loved to annoy.
At foes he did smirk,
In shadows, did lurk,
For Harry was his favorite new toy.
(Draco/Harry)
There once was a lost, dark soul,
With eyes as black as coal.
In a boy he did find
A small piece of mind,
In love, Draco did enroll.
(Severus/Draco)
There was a bastard named Lockhart,
Who's name was outlined in hearts.
But on who's paper it has,
Is a shock whereas,
The paper was Snape's staff chart.
(Severus/Lockhart)
There was a Gryffindor named Seamus,
Who's dating habits were quite famous.
But he longed for someone;
To be the only one,
He by the name Dean Thomas.
(Dean/Seamus)
There was a young Weasley daughter,
Who's emotions were like torrential water;
No longer Harry she wanted,
And never was daunted
When Cho was the one she was after.
(Ginny/Cho)
There once was a boy named Lee,
Who had an enthusiastic personality
On a boy he did pounce,
And then did announce,
"Seamus, you're the only one for me!"
(Lee/Seamus)
There is a girl so addicted to books,
Her brain dosen't work; it cooks.
She fights with her Weasley;
Forgives her quite easily.
They're together again, it looks.
(Ginny/'Mione)
There once was a wolf-hearted boy,
With the Marauder who was coy.
He was stolen away,
Now, alone does he lay.
With the memories of duel joy.
(Remus/Sirius and Severus)
When Severus Snape was young,
He had learned to hold his tongue.
But, that obnoxious boy, Black,
Had an annoying knack,
For making him come unstrung.
(Almost Sev/Sirius)
Cutesy Little Slash Limericks
By: Shikala Uzuki
correction: Viki isn't German, he's Bulgarian.
Thanks to my English teacher, Mr. Walsh and
Caith for pointing that out.
There once was a Potions professor,
Who appeared to be quite the aggressor.
A young hero did tame him,
And even did claim him.
So much for the student oppressor!
(Harry/Severus)
There was a boy named Oliver,
Who, on a broom was quicksilver.
The Head Boy of the school
Thought he was quite cool.
And cuteness they, together, did deliver.
(Oliver/Percy)
There once was a Marauder named Padfoot,
Who's need for pranking was absolute.
With a wolf, he found love,
One as gentle as a dove,
Then was framed for murder, to boot!
(Remus/Sirius)
There were two boys called 'trouble.'
Where they went, mischief went double.
Gred and Forge were their names,
And they dearly loved games
As musch as Lee, their fellow.
(Fred/George/Lee)
There once was a Bulgarian Seeker,
Who was an okay English-speaker.
His Quidditch brought fans,
And even a man,
Who's Quidditch love was none the weaker.
(Oliver/Viktor)
There was a blond Slytherin boy,
And the hero, he loved to annoy.
At foes he did smirk,
In shadows, did lurk,
For Harry was his favorite new toy.
(Draco/Harry)
There once was a lost, dark soul,
With eyes as black as coal.
In a boy he did find
A small piece of mind,
In love, Draco did enroll.
(Severus/Draco)
There was a bastard named Lockhart,
Who's name was outlined in hearts.
But on who's paper it has,
Is a shock whereas,
The paper was Snape's staff chart.
(Severus/Lockhart)
There was a Gryffindor named Seamus,
Who's dating habits were quite famous.
But he longed for someone;
To be the only one,
He by the name Dean Thomas.
(Dean/Seamus)
There was a young Weasley daughter,
Who's emotions were like torrential water;
No longer Harry she wanted,
And never was daunted
When Cho was the one she was after.
(Ginny/Cho)
There once was a boy named Lee,
Who had an enthusiastic personality
On a boy he did pounce,
And then did announce,
"Seamus, you're the only one for me!"
(Lee/Seamus)
There is a girl so addicted to books,
Her brain dosen't work; it cooks.
She fights with her Weasley;
Forgives her quite easily.
They're together again, it looks.
(Ginny/'Mione)
There once was a wolf-hearted boy,
With the Marauder who was coy.
He was stolen away,
Now, alone does he lay.
With the memories of duel joy.
(Remus/Sirius and Severus)
When Severus Snape was young,
He had learned to hold his tongue.
But, that obnoxious boy, Black,
Had an annoying knack,
For making him come unstrung.
(Almost Sev/Sirius)
Cutesy Little Slash Limericks
By: Shikala Uzuki