hildy : "I think it's about time we had a couple of commercials."
Jennifer : "o.o what kind of commercials?"
Hildy : "Good ones"
Jennifer : "Good ones? like the ones on tv?!?!"
Hildy : "Yup"
~~~ Commercial break~~~
Hildy : "Today we're testing gum"
*jennifer holds up a packets of winterfresh, as Akida shoves Vegeta into a large, blood-covered reindeer suit*
Hildy : "Watch as the the Lions chose between winterfresh gum, and our volunteer in a bloody reindeer suit.
*5 lions are relesed into a pen with vegeta standing inside*
Vegeta : "Ahhhhhh!!!! throw in the gum!!!!"
*jennifer throws in a pack of winterfresh gum and the lions run after that instead*
Vegeta : "Yes! they're all going after the gum!"
Akida : "Except for that one" *points*
*Vegeta runs around screaming and the lion pounces on him*
Hildy : "As you can see, 4 out of 5 lions chose winterfresh."
Jennifer : "This program, is brought to you by us, special thanks to Anime-radio, who gave the ideah for commercials!"
Akida : "Anime-radio can be accessed at www.anime-radio.com
Jennifer : "This program, also brought to you by a member of the Yayness armada."
Hildy : "Thats me!"
Akida : "Such strangeness and spam ."
~~~~Break to 2nd commercial~~~~
Hildy : "Are you feeling alone in this world? Unable to connect to other Japanime fans? Would you like to make life-long friends?"
Jennifer : "Fear not! Yayness is here!"
Akida : "What is this...yayness?"
Hildy : "Glad you asked this question Akida! Yayness is our gradually increasing affiliate group of JapAnime fans,
the leaders of which are real anime buffs. Obviously, the more you know about anime, and the longer you have been
in the group, the higher you move up in rank, and the more powerful you get.. Yayness has a monsterous amount of
power, and the bonds of friendship are very strong."
JEnnifer : "And for a limited time! Yayness has a few oppenings for brainwashed minions, under the direction of loil yayness colonel hildy!
She will train these minions in the yayness ways, and they will become great affiliates after some time in training.
Akida : "Are there requirements for such a thing?"
Hildy : "There sure is akida. Each applicant must have seen atleast 10 episodes of four different anime shows, seen atleast 3 anime movies, same or different show,
They also must have seen one episode or movie that is subtitled, unless they know how to speak japanese. The final few requirements are that
they must be an atleast somewhat frequent anime chatter on yahoo, and atleast know what manga is! Knowing what a RPG is, and liking RPG video games is a big bonus too.
Jennifer : "And these are just the requirements to be under Hildy's squadron. The requirements could be more or less under other yayness members. There will
be atleast some benefits to joining the yayness army, like talking to real anime buffs, and cosplayers, etc. If you think you have what it takes to Be a loil yayness
brainwashed minion, contact hildy by e-mail or review, and give her your yahoo chat name. Its as simple as that.
Akida : "That sounds sort of okay."
Hildy : "Believe me, its great fun. Im willing to take on oppenings for four new minions at this point in time, so if you think or even know you have what it takes,
e-mail me at hildy_goes_meow@yahoo.com, or just contact me by review. Make sure to state your yahoo ID, and your favorate anime.
Akida : "Don't miss out!"
~~~~break from commercials~~~~
Akida : "I can't believe you made me spam like that!"
Hildy : "ehhhhh...get over it...it had to be done"
*hildy turns away, and Akida raises a mallot up over her head and is about to hit hildy with it*
Jennifer : "Look Akida! a vegetable!"
Akida : "Vegetable?!?!? Where?!?! i'll kill it!!!
Jennifer : "That was close..she almost killed me" *sweatdrops*
*Hildy finally sees Akida, only when she's running around looking for vegetables*
Hildy : "Such violent behavior...we may have to settle her down in the next chappy."
Jennifer : "Nani? How?!?!
Hildy : "I was thinking something along the lines of a pink dress."
Jennifer : "this spells trouble"
Hildy : "What does?"
Jennifer : "T-r-o-u-b-l-e"
Hildy : "Oh i see. Anyway good thing i posted the next chappy too or else people would be mad at me,
so everyone click that button on the bottom for the next chappy!"
Jennifer : "And make sure to review too so we can find a winner for the contests!"
Jennifer : "o.o what kind of commercials?"
Hildy : "Good ones"
Jennifer : "Good ones? like the ones on tv?!?!"
Hildy : "Yup"
~~~ Commercial break~~~
Hildy : "Today we're testing gum"
*jennifer holds up a packets of winterfresh, as Akida shoves Vegeta into a large, blood-covered reindeer suit*
Hildy : "Watch as the the Lions chose between winterfresh gum, and our volunteer in a bloody reindeer suit.
*5 lions are relesed into a pen with vegeta standing inside*
Vegeta : "Ahhhhhh!!!! throw in the gum!!!!"
*jennifer throws in a pack of winterfresh gum and the lions run after that instead*
Vegeta : "Yes! they're all going after the gum!"
Akida : "Except for that one" *points*
*Vegeta runs around screaming and the lion pounces on him*
Hildy : "As you can see, 4 out of 5 lions chose winterfresh."
Jennifer : "This program, is brought to you by us, special thanks to Anime-radio, who gave the ideah for commercials!"
Akida : "Anime-radio can be accessed at www.anime-radio.com
Jennifer : "This program, also brought to you by a member of the Yayness armada."
Hildy : "Thats me!"
Akida : "Such strangeness and spam ."
~~~~Break to 2nd commercial~~~~
Hildy : "Are you feeling alone in this world? Unable to connect to other Japanime fans? Would you like to make life-long friends?"
Jennifer : "Fear not! Yayness is here!"
Akida : "What is this...yayness?"
Hildy : "Glad you asked this question Akida! Yayness is our gradually increasing affiliate group of JapAnime fans,
the leaders of which are real anime buffs. Obviously, the more you know about anime, and the longer you have been
in the group, the higher you move up in rank, and the more powerful you get.. Yayness has a monsterous amount of
power, and the bonds of friendship are very strong."
JEnnifer : "And for a limited time! Yayness has a few oppenings for brainwashed minions, under the direction of loil yayness colonel hildy!
She will train these minions in the yayness ways, and they will become great affiliates after some time in training.
Akida : "Are there requirements for such a thing?"
Hildy : "There sure is akida. Each applicant must have seen atleast 10 episodes of four different anime shows, seen atleast 3 anime movies, same or different show,
They also must have seen one episode or movie that is subtitled, unless they know how to speak japanese. The final few requirements are that
they must be an atleast somewhat frequent anime chatter on yahoo, and atleast know what manga is! Knowing what a RPG is, and liking RPG video games is a big bonus too.
Jennifer : "And these are just the requirements to be under Hildy's squadron. The requirements could be more or less under other yayness members. There will
be atleast some benefits to joining the yayness army, like talking to real anime buffs, and cosplayers, etc. If you think you have what it takes to Be a loil yayness
brainwashed minion, contact hildy by e-mail or review, and give her your yahoo chat name. Its as simple as that.
Akida : "That sounds sort of okay."
Hildy : "Believe me, its great fun. Im willing to take on oppenings for four new minions at this point in time, so if you think or even know you have what it takes,
e-mail me at hildy_goes_meow@yahoo.com, or just contact me by review. Make sure to state your yahoo ID, and your favorate anime.
Akida : "Don't miss out!"
~~~~break from commercials~~~~
Akida : "I can't believe you made me spam like that!"
Hildy : "ehhhhh...get over it...it had to be done"
*hildy turns away, and Akida raises a mallot up over her head and is about to hit hildy with it*
Jennifer : "Look Akida! a vegetable!"
Akida : "Vegetable?!?!? Where?!?! i'll kill it!!!
Jennifer : "That was close..she almost killed me" *sweatdrops*
*Hildy finally sees Akida, only when she's running around looking for vegetables*
Hildy : "Such violent behavior...we may have to settle her down in the next chappy."
Jennifer : "Nani? How?!?!
Hildy : "I was thinking something along the lines of a pink dress."
Jennifer : "this spells trouble"
Hildy : "What does?"
Jennifer : "T-r-o-u-b-l-e"
Hildy : "Oh i see. Anyway good thing i posted the next chappy too or else people would be mad at me,
so everyone click that button on the bottom for the next chappy!"
Jennifer : "And make sure to review too so we can find a winner for the contests!"