A/N: Special thanks to silversprite neesan for her brilliant ficcy which gave me the idea for this! (if you're reading this, you fic was really hilarious, I laughed till I cried!) Thanks to Dylan-mi as well, you gave me inspiration ^__^
In chap one, you'll see Rukawa, Mitsui and Miyagi discovering that something is seriously wrong with them but… don't let me spoil it for you, scroll down and read the fic! Tell me what you think of it and I'll decide how to continue.
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"Nani? How come its morning already? I just fell asleep two minutes ago." Through heavily lidded eyes, Rukawa could make out the overly bright rays of sunlight peeping through his curtain and calling him to 'rise and shine'. This unfortunately, was the last thing he wanted to do at that time. Grunting and flopping onto his front, he pulled his pillow over his head in a vain attempt to block out the sunbeams.
Sighing contentedly in newfound darkness, he prepared himself for sleep once again. However, the whole world seemed to be against him whiling away his time instead of being out enjoying the beautiful morning. A songbird started to sing and it was soon joined by many of its kind. Their happy tune made going back to sleep a daunting and practically impossible task.
= Looks like I'll be playing basketball earlier than what I planned for today=
With a great amount of difficulty, he managed to heave himself onto his feet and lazily stretched while yawning. Somehow, against his own free will, a thought popped into his sub-consciousness. =I seem to have lost weight, this sweat suit is getting baggy= However, he brushed it away and concentrated on hauling his butt to go and wash-up.
Unfortunately, his brain wasn't totally awake when he looked into the mirror, for a very stunning albeit disheveled girl stared back at him. =What is she doing here? = Blurting out a quick "Gomen." He stumbled out of the bathroom, closing the door behind him; he planted himself onto the floor with a loud thud.
*In Mitsui's house*
Grabbing his clothes and a towel, Mitsui went through his daily morning routine of bumping into everything in his path as he made his way to the shower without even bothering to open his eyes. Stumbling blindly into the bathroom, he proceeded to strip and stand under the shower as icy-cold jets of water streamed out, refreshing him. When he was sufficiently awake, Mitsui gingerly made his way across the bathroom floor so as not to trip on the water-soaked floor. His fingers expertly knotted the towel across his waist without him even having to open his eyes.
As his fingers curled around his comb, Mitsui finally opened his eyes. Rubbing them sleepily, he saw a heavenly vision in the mirror. Her figure was good enough to be on the centerfold of Playboy! =Maybe one of the guys thought that it would be funny to paste a life-size nude picture in my mirror, or maybe, I'm just too sleepy and hallucinating = He begun to pull on his t-shirt…
*In Miyagi's house*
Miyagi crawled stiffly out of bed, and turned to his framed photo of Ayako, which was given the honor of the centre of his bedside table. Glancing at the photograph, he once again marveled at Ayako's beauty, just as he did every morning. =Someday, she will love me too =
Another part of his daily routine was to wish her good morning. (The photo, not the person ^__^) Leaning towards it, he whispered softly, "Ohayo, Aya-chan." The sound that came out of his mouth was utterly foreign to him, in fact he sounded exactly like a 'she'! =NANI?!= Miyagi decided to try again before flipping his lid, clearing his throat, he once again said, "Ohayo, Aya-chan." His voice was still the same.
*Rukawa*
=How can she possibly take so long it the toilet? I've had enough of waiting! = He pushed open the door and yelled un-courteously, "I'm coming in!"
Inside, he scowled at her, noting how she mirrored his every movement. =Wait a minute= Pressing his palms against the mirror, he noticed with horror that she did the same. = Something's very wrong here, could it be that "she" is me…. =
*Mitsui*
Mitsui noticed two very strange things about his t-shirt that morning. Firstly, it was extremely baggy and secondly, it was a little tight at the chest area. Peering down his shirt, he noticed his bust… wait a minute, something wasn't right, since when did he have a bust? =No way= He peered into the mirror, =Yes way= the 'Playboy' girl was fully clothed and evidently, it was him. =Kuso=
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
*Miyagi*
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
*Rukawa*
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
owari ^___^ owari
So, how was it? I hope you enjoyed reading it… Reviews are welcome, pls r&R minna-san! I don't know whether or not I should continue with it!