This story is written in response to Severitus´s challenge.
I don't own Harry Potter (wouldn't mind owning Sev or Draccy though) but
unfortunately they're all Jo´s (JKR´s), lucky lady.
Great Expectations
Chapter 4
Harry jumps when a black-clothed, black-haired, black-eyed . (You've got it haven´t you?) man appears in the middle of his bedroom floor.
Harry: "Professor Snape, what on earth are you doing here?"
Sev: "I came to ask you if you knew about any good ice cream stores in the neighbourhood. No, of course I came to talk to you."
Harry: "Talk to me? What have I done now? I haven´t done anything all summer except staying locked in my room!"
Sev: "Done? Why do you think you must have done something for me to come and see you."
Harry: "Well you´re hardly here to help me with my homework. You wouldn´t come here of your own free will except to tell me I´d been expelled or something."
Sev: "You haven´t been expelled, I assure you." Sev looks straight into Harry´s eyes, the first time he looks at him properly. "My god, are you sure you´re Harry Potter? I know, you´re a pixie in disguise, pixies have a weird sense of humour. They must have heard me and the werewolf and Albus talking and thought it would be funny to put someone who looked just like me in stead of you, aren´t I right?"
Harry: "Why should that be funny?"
Sev: "Harry, there´s something I have to tell you."
Harry: "What?"
Sev: "Harry, I´m your father."
Harry: "What??!!!!"
Sev: "I think I´m your father, and until we´re sure you´re welcome to come and stay with me."
Harry: "What?"
Sev: "Have you lost all your vocabulary or something?"
Harry: "What?"
Sev: "Will you stop saying "What" for %#$"$& sake"
Harry: "I´m sorry, I was just so shocked that I didn´t know what to say"
Sev: "That´s all right. But How about it, are you going to come and live at the Snape manor for the rest of the summer?"
Harry: "And get rid of the Dursleys? Of course"
Suddenly Alby, Remmy and Sirry appear.
Sirry: "Severus Snape, will you come here so I can give you a good beating up?"
Sev: "No" He runs away with Sirry running after him.
Remmy mutters something and waves his wand. His robes turn into a poncho with a bright flower pattern. He makes the peace-symbol and says:
Remmy: "Hey men, make love not war!"
Alby: "Hey, didn´t John Lennon say that? Nice chap, taught me to like lemon drops"
Sirry stops chasing Sev.
Sirry: "Snape, shouldn´t we stop fighting, for Harry´s sake" He holds out his hand. "Friends?"
Sev shakes it slowly. "Friends"
The end
Please review!
Great Expectations
Chapter 4
Harry jumps when a black-clothed, black-haired, black-eyed . (You've got it haven´t you?) man appears in the middle of his bedroom floor.
Harry: "Professor Snape, what on earth are you doing here?"
Sev: "I came to ask you if you knew about any good ice cream stores in the neighbourhood. No, of course I came to talk to you."
Harry: "Talk to me? What have I done now? I haven´t done anything all summer except staying locked in my room!"
Sev: "Done? Why do you think you must have done something for me to come and see you."
Harry: "Well you´re hardly here to help me with my homework. You wouldn´t come here of your own free will except to tell me I´d been expelled or something."
Sev: "You haven´t been expelled, I assure you." Sev looks straight into Harry´s eyes, the first time he looks at him properly. "My god, are you sure you´re Harry Potter? I know, you´re a pixie in disguise, pixies have a weird sense of humour. They must have heard me and the werewolf and Albus talking and thought it would be funny to put someone who looked just like me in stead of you, aren´t I right?"
Harry: "Why should that be funny?"
Sev: "Harry, there´s something I have to tell you."
Harry: "What?"
Sev: "Harry, I´m your father."
Harry: "What??!!!!"
Sev: "I think I´m your father, and until we´re sure you´re welcome to come and stay with me."
Harry: "What?"
Sev: "Have you lost all your vocabulary or something?"
Harry: "What?"
Sev: "Will you stop saying "What" for %#$"$& sake"
Harry: "I´m sorry, I was just so shocked that I didn´t know what to say"
Sev: "That´s all right. But How about it, are you going to come and live at the Snape manor for the rest of the summer?"
Harry: "And get rid of the Dursleys? Of course"
Suddenly Alby, Remmy and Sirry appear.
Sirry: "Severus Snape, will you come here so I can give you a good beating up?"
Sev: "No" He runs away with Sirry running after him.
Remmy mutters something and waves his wand. His robes turn into a poncho with a bright flower pattern. He makes the peace-symbol and says:
Remmy: "Hey men, make love not war!"
Alby: "Hey, didn´t John Lennon say that? Nice chap, taught me to like lemon drops"
Sirry stops chasing Sev.
Sirry: "Snape, shouldn´t we stop fighting, for Harry´s sake" He holds out his hand. "Friends?"
Sev shakes it slowly. "Friends"
The end
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