A/N Technically, I haven't written any sex scenes. I just mention what's going on. If you don't like combining sex, blood and drugs, then fuck off. It's all very American Pie-ish. Not to be taken seriously. I was recently told to read a bible by an angry reader. I forgot to mention this, but if you get offended by my stuff, then I win.
I once ate page 666 of a bible....
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Axel awoke in a dark room. He tried to move, only to find he was tied down with heavy chains in an X shape. He was also naked. The room looked like a medieval torture chamber. It had shackles all over the walls, some with skeletons still in them. Flaming torches lined the walls, providing the only light. There were numerous torture devices, such as the rack he was on, and the iron maiden in the corner.
He called out for someone, and a girl came. One of the girls that had kidnapped him. The first thing he noticed was her breathtaking, shocking beauty. A long, black silk skirt with a split in it, revealing long, pale legs. Next came the purple crushed velvet top with no sleeves. Then the long, bare neck. The raven hair, the black lipstick, the impossibly white fangs, the trappistine eyes. He found himself gaping at her. She was everything he had envisioned in the perfect woman. She seductively sauntered over to him. In the smoothest of movements, she gracefully sat on the rack Axel was tied to. She caressed his face with the back of her hand, her long, pale fingers with black nails causing his skin to jump. She leaned over and kissed him on the lips, giving him a perfect view of her cleavage. She pulled away after a long while, leaving Axel gaping at her with lust in his eyes. If he were a weaker man, he might have fainted.
'W-who might you be, oh enchanting mistress?' he asked breathlessly. She gave him a small smile.
'I am Elizabeth,' she answered in a voice both heavenly and sinister.
'Elizabeth, a name so fair. You are truly an angel, a queen of snow. Your impossible beauty is far beyond compare. Your beauty surely has sought the applause of many a man before I, who like me, were instantly enthralled by your bedazzling self?' She blushed ever so slightly, causing her pale pallor to go a very light pink.
'Flattering are you words, but what truth do they hold?'
'All of it. You are truly a gothic goddess.' Her eyes looked down at Axel's, and shone with devotion and love. So there was such a thing as love at first sight!
'And tell me, does thee wish to indulge in my mind, as well as my body, or is it merely as shallow as such?' Axel looked up at her, with tears of happiness brimming in his eyes.
'Be my bride, and you shall know that I hold thee in regard so high, I would sooner die than let thee face a moments pain, lest it was in sync with a furious fuck or other unholy atrocities.' Elizabeth smiled at him and kissed him deeply. She came up and looked at him with affection.
'Then I accept. Nothing would make me happier than to be by your side.' She kissed him again. For the next god knows how long, they indulged in eachother, relishing in the others' embrace in intense, yet sensual lovemaking. And so he wasn't gay....
Meanwhile....
'OH, FUCK, YEAH!!!!!' cried Qbuu in his stoner voice as a hot black chick violently sodomised him with a strap-on while he jerked himself off and smoked a joint at the same time. 'THIS IS SOME GO----OD SHIT!!!!'
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Kakaratt ducked into the girl's bathrooms, hiding from the teachers, who were rounding up pupils for the drug test. She saw a panel in the wall open up, and Qbuu, along with the black chick, emerged.
'Q...buu? What were you doing in there?' asked Kakaratt with a raised brow. Qbuu grinned.
'This sexy lady here gave me 11 ounces of crack! It's in my ass.'
'Eww! And, by the way, there's a drug test going on, and they're doing cavity searches on people they suspect to carry drugs.'
Suddenly, Kakaratt could hear a teacher and an inspector come closer, talking about cavity searching Qbuu. She told Qbuu this.
'NO WAY! They are not searching my ass!'
'Yes they are!' argued Kakaratt. 'You better get it out and flush it. You two go in there. I'll stall them.' Kakaratt left and stalled them. Qbuu and the black chick went into the stall. Qbuu dropped his trousers and the black chick put on a rubber glove. She was about to go in when Qbuu stopped her.
'Wait a sec! What about lube!'
'God dammit, Qbuu! There's no time time for lube!' she cried frantically. Qbuu looked her dead in the eye and whispered to her face with deadly seriousness.
'There. Is. *ALWAYS*. Time. For lube.' She nodded reluctantly. She lubed up, using the dispensable soap, and crammed her fist up his ass. He shrieked at the intrusion. The two in the hall heard the shriek and rushed to it. She pulled out the crack and flushed it all. There was a banging on the door. Qbuu was still pulling up his pants when the door burst open.
'What is going on here!?' demanded one of them.
'What, here?' asked Qbuu. 'Oh, nothin'. My bitch was jus' givin' me head.' The two men looked at each other and left without a word.
They walked back to the hall where Kakaratt was.
'Now, Kakaratt,' said the teacher. 'We'll be wanting to test you for drugs right now. Please, follow us.' Kakaratt gulped and did so. They eventually came to a room with a nurse and a tiny closet. 'Right, now we'll just need a sample.'
'You mean I have to piss into some little cup? Forget it!'
'No no. We want a blood sample,' said the drug inspector. He pulled out a syringe. 'We'll then put it a computer that will test for drugs. It's very sensitive.'
'Oh. Fine, I guess.' He jammed the needle into her arm and took a sample.
'Thank you miss, you may go now. I'll let you know of the results tomorrow.' Kakaratt left the room. The teacher watched as the inspector put the blood on a slide and inserted it into a weird computer. The computer began to smoke.
'Overload. Overload. To many drugs!' The computer exploded.
'Jesus! We'll have to use the big one.'
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'So,' began the teacher, as if to start and idle conversation. 'Is she one of these "Saiya-jins" your looking for?' The inspector looked aghast. 'What is it?'
'I can't tell!'
'Really? Why?'
'There are so many drugs in her system it's masking her blood type.'
'Are you saying she was overdosing when she came in here?'
'I'm saying she's always high, stoned or whatever you want to call it. She has lethal levels of smack, crack, coke, dope, heroine, ecstasy, speed, weed, solvents, magic mushrooms, tranquillisers, opium, morphine and even several date rape drugs in her system! Those are just to name a few!!'
'What!' exclaimed the teacher. 'She must be in serious danger! We need to get her to a hospital, and get her off these drugs!'
'No! If she is suddenly deprived of them all at once, it will certainly kill her! She must be let down a step at a time.'
'That poor girl. She must be so unhappy!'
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Kakaratt couldn't have been happier. Maybe it was the effects of all the drugs in her system, but that pencil on the floor made her heart swell with bliss. She could feel the tears of happiness brimming in her eyes. She saw her new red headed friend approach her, and threw herself into her arms and sobbed. Her friend, thinking something was wrong, comforted Kakaratt. 'Shh. What's wrong?'
Kakaratt sniffed. 'That pencil over there is so beautiful!' A fresh wave of sobs overcame her.
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Axel and Elizabeth had been indulging in each other for hours in the dungeon that OSH seemed to have. Neither knew fully what had come over them, but they had fallen in love at first sight. After being tied down and tortured for hours, Axel was finally free of the shackles. His enchanting mate (bound by blood and magick) had freed him. He wasted no time in tying her to the wall and getting a cat of nine tails. He whipped her with it again and again and again. He lashed her once again, this time drawing blood. She gasped as the pain of it went straight to her crotch. Axel came to her, and gently began to lick the blood from the wounds.
'You blood is like sweet nectar to thee, it's fragrance enthralling, I cannot help being drawn to it, as an Irish man is to whiskey. Appalling, it is to some, but to thee, it is a drug, an aphrodisiac, that I cannot keep from,' rhymed Axel, as he licked the blood from her chest. He trailed is mouth up her neck, licking the bite marks there, still bleeding from bonding to her. He went up further, and kissed her lips, the black lipstick stained with blood. Elizabeth relished in the taste of her own blood. He broke off.
'Oh Axel, I burn with desire for thee. Won't thou takest me once more, upon this cold chamber wall, while I am bound? Then, we may retire, and fuck once more, after sundown?'
'I will oblige, my love, but sundown has long since passed. The great chariot of Apollo dragged the sun on it's mast, below the horizon nearly 200 minutes ago. I wonder, briefly, what has become of my friend with the really big afro? But, no matter. Out of Qbuu and thee, the latter is the one I hold in the highest, of regards. I draw thy naked tool*, and impale thee with it, a mighty passado.'
(*Quote taken from Romeo and Juliet By William Shakespeare, act one, scene one, line 40-something)
An hour later.
Axel and Elizabeth exited the dungeon from the secret panel in the girl's bathroom. They exited into the corridor. It was night. The school was empty and dark. Except for two voices far off. The newly wed couple followed the voices, and found Kakaratt sobbing hysterically over a broken locker.
'It's (sob) so (sniff) sad!' Her red headed friend, who proved to be exceptionally loyal and understanding, was comforting her. Upon their approach, she looked up. Her face lit up, as she had been at a loss before.
'Oh Axel! Help us! She's been crying over silly things all day! I'm really worried about her!'
Axel didn't bat an eye. He had seen Kakaratt like that before. He reached into his back pocket and pulled out some ammonium chloride. He waved the bottle under Kakaratt's nose, and her breath caught. She shot up, panting. 'Dammit Axel! Shit, I mean, thanks.' She brushed herself off and smiled sheepishly. 'Sorry to scare you like that,' she said to her friend. 'I have multiple personalities. Three, to be exact. One is me, the other is that sad sod you just saw, and the other is a lunatic that is severely out of touch with reality.'
'Dude, that must suck ass,' said Elizabeth. Axel looked at her weirdly.
'Why doth thou talk as such?' asked Axel.
'Why whatever doth thou mean?'
'You speak to my kin in a manner so strange.'
Kakaratt looked at the two of them and almost freaked. 'Ok, why the fuck are you two talking like that?'
'What are you talking about?' asked Elizabeth. 'We don't talk weird.' She turned to Axel. 'Do we, my love?'
'Of course not, my languid, dark and lustrous Queen.' He turned to Kakaratt. 'Why do you ask? You trippin' or something?'
'Well....I can't remember what happened to me last night apart from the fact that I got beaten up by a nun....but that's beside the point! And why are you two acting all lovey dovey?' asked Kakaratt, seriously weirded out.
'Well, we bonded. She's mine, as I am hers. Just like mom and dad!' Kakaratt grinned.
'Well, why didn't you say so!? That explains the old English talk.'
'Early modern English,' corrected Axel.
'Whatever. The bond is causing you to act towards eachother the way you feel on the inside, but you only act that way toward each other. You don't notice it either.'
'Could such a thing be true, my love?' asked Elizabeth to Axel.
'It isn't beyond the realms of possibility, unlike a black, Muslim, homosexual or female president of the United States, though I be skeptical as to what truth it may ring.'
'I concur. Though farfetch'd as it my be, there is much that I know not of Saiya-jin bonding, and must not be ruled out.'
'Whatever,' said Kakaratt. She saw something out of the corner of her eye. 'What was that?'
Elizabeth stepped forwards. 'That must be my witches coven! Come on, follow me.'
'There's a witches coven in this school?! I want to join!' exclaimed Kakaratt in shock. Elizabeth shook her head.
'No. This one operates in several schools. They magically move from place to place,' explained Elizabeth. She moved again, and was followed by the rest of them. They went to the assembly hall, where a small circle of people were. Elizabeth dragged Kakaratt to them, and sat them both in the circle.
'Hi guys,' greeted Elizabeth. 'This is Kakaratt. She has a great magick power within her, and wants to meet you all. She expressed a wish to join. Kakaratt, these are Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel,' she said, going left to right around the circle. Two boys, two girls. They all wore gothic clothes. They all greeted her.
'So, what's the news tonight?' asked Elizabeth. 'Oh, but first, I have news. I'm married through blood to Axel, over there. Blood from him, through me, to you, he is now part of the circle.'
'Then congratulations, Elizabeth. You finally got off your ass and tortured somebody until they loved you!' said Cain. A small smile played on Elizabeth's lips, knowing that in the end, it had been she that had submitted.
'Anyway,' began Adam. 'The news is this: recently there have been frequent disturbances in the space time continuum, many of which center around this school. We are keeping it under observation.'
'Now, Kakaratt,' said Cain. 'You are the daughter of the most wise, and munificent leader, Vegeta, are you not?'
'Err...Yeah.'
Abel smacked Cain over the head. 'Stop talking like that!! Your making us look like a bunch of weirdoes!'
'Yeah. After all, there's nothing weird about having the same names as biblical figures and hanging around in schools after dark,' muttered Axel under his breath.
'Oww!!!' whined Cain, his dark tone completely gone. 'What was that for!?'
'For talking like a doltz!'
'I was not!'
'Was too!'
'Was not!'
'Was too!' Cain refused to speak after this. 'What? Oh come on!'
'No,' said Cain. 'You hurt my feelings. I'm not talking to you now.'
'Tch! Fine. Don't talk to me. See if I care,' fired back Abel.
'Alright I won't!'
'Yes you will!'
'No I won't!'
'Oh god,' sighed Eve. 'Do they have to bicker like this every day? Stupid Catholics.'
'Hey!' They both cried at once. Before any more talk could take place, a basket ball smeared in blood rolled up to them. On it read the words: "You will all die".
Kakaratt's red headed friend shrieked. 'Oh god! Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god!!!! We're all gonna die!'
Eve laughed. 'Don't worry! This is our holy basket ball of divine truth. It magically appears and tells us what will happen. It's always right. We are all gonna die someday, so don't take it seriously when it says this.' The red head calmed, but was still a bit edgy.
'Hey!' said Axel. 'There's a bit of string attached to that ball!' Just as he said this, the string went taught and the ball disappeared back to the door it came from. A few seconds later, it was thrown back. It said the same thing as before, only after the blood-written "You will all die", it said in black marker: "Tonight". Suddenly, everybody except Elizabeth and Axel began to run for their lives. They all ran out another door. As soon as they left, a guy in a black cloak wielding a butcher knife ran after them, ignoring the two lovers. Axel spoke first.
'Ok....that was....'
'Weird,' said Elizabeth, finishing her husband's sentence. 'I have a hunch that your sister is just running for the fun of it.' Axel looked at her like she had grown a second head. She gasped. 'Oh, shit! I mean...uh...: Thou hast a feeling, deep within thy breast, that thou's sister be jesting when she flees hither.' Axel nodded in approval.
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The witches coven, Kakaratt and her red headed friend, who doesn't have a name because she's only an extra, were running frantically down the darkened corridors. They had managed to become split up along the way. Soon, everyone was in pairs, except for the red headed extra (RHX from now on), who was alone. She heard a noise behind her, and redoubled her efforts. She came to a stair way, and went up, because going upstairs, where there's nowhere to get out of the building, was obviously the smart option.
She burst onto the roof, and found herself trapped. She screamed as loudly as she could, but no help came. Suddenly, the killer slit her throat and dragged her away.
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Kakaratt and Adam were walking quietly through the darkened school. They were running away from the killer who they just assumed existed. They heard a noise down the corridor, and ducked into the men's room, which was far cleaner than the ladies'. Kakaratt rested against the door to one of the stalls while Adam had a piss.
She calmed down slowly. She moved one of her feet, only to find it was sticky with something. She looked down, and saw blood. She gasped as she felt the door behind her open from the force of her body weight. She turned around and gasped, before averting her eyes. Adam rushed out and looked at the sight, before screaming. RHX was hanging from the ceiling by her own intestines. By the looks of it, she had been force fed her own face. Her arms had been stripped of all flesh, and were nailed to the walls, so that she looked crucified.
Her torso had a basket ball in it, which read (in blood) : One down.
Adam buried his head in Kakaratt's chest, and sobbed. *God, what a girl* thought Kakaratt. She grabbed his hair and pulled him away. 'For god's sake man! Shut up! We will get out of here alive! Do you hear me!?' She didn't get an answer. Instead, Adam's eyes rolled into the back of his head and blood started to come out of his mouth. Kakaratt dropped him, and saw the killer behind him, brandishing a long, bloody knife, slick from the life of Adam. Kakaratt screamed and began to run. The killer, dressed all in lose black robes and with a really stupid mask, pursued her (in a steady walk, of course).
Kakaratt was running down the corridor, screaming in terror. Suddenly, she stopped. 'Wait a sec. My dad wouldn't want me to run. He'd want me to lie on the ground and die. I think...........Well, screw him.' She began to run again. Suddenly, she fell. 'Ow! My ankle!' she cried painfully. She looked behind her, and sure enough, the killer was gaining on her. She began to struggle forward. She managed to get back to her feet, and began limping away as fast as she could. She fell again. 'My other ankle!' She looked behind her again, but the killer was gone.
She looked around frantically, but he was nowhere to be found. She began to push herself backwards along the floor. She kept going until she bumped into something. With a look of dread, and that purple tint that anime characters get when they feel nervous, she slowly turned around, and looked right into the eyes of..........her brother. Who was holding a bloody butcher knife. Kakaratt sweat dropped.
'Err....hey there, brother of mine. So....um....what are you doing with the knife?' she asked nervously.
'It's not for me. IT'S FOR YOU!' Axel yelled, just as he thrust the knife at Kakaratt. She screamed, genuinely frightened, and ducked her head. She had just been messing around before, but if her brother was the killer...Nothing came. She looked up very slowly, and saw her brother holding the blade, and offering her the handle. Kakaratt raised an eyebrow. 'It's for you. That dude in the stupid looking mask asked me to give it to you while he looked for some bigger weapons.' One look into Axel's "innocent" (and those are sarcastic quote marks) face, and Kakaratt had to "forgive" him.
Kakaratt took the knife and studied it. She got up, her ankles healed (just...don't ask), and faced Axel. She punched him in the gut, causing him to wheeze. 'Don't do that!' she yelled at him.
'Righto,' wheezed Axel, giving her a thumbs up.
A silence descended on them. Kakaratt began to lick the blood off the knife, savouring its taste as it went down. Suddenly, there was a scream. Kakaratt and Axel looked at each other, and bolted towards the noise.
They arrived back in the gym, and found it smeared in blood. The bodies of Cain, Abel and Eve littered the room. Axel looked around frantically, and saw his mate in the middle of the room, making some weird arm movements. He sighed when he saw her.
Suddenly, a tank burst through the wall. A hatch opened, and the killer popped out.
'You have got to be kidding me,' said Kakaratt calmly, but with disbelief. The killer shook his head. 'What kind of killer are you? You're meant to use blades and stalk us from the shadows! Not tanks and big noises!' The killer looked offended, and gave her the finger, before getting back inside. The turret moved, with the sound of moving hydraulics. It came to rest at Elizabeth. Before Axel could even power up to protect her, the tank fired.
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A/N. I know that in the prequel, a human and a Saiya-jin couldn't bond, but in this they can. It's a different fic, loosely based off TPOL. Review! I personally think this is the best chapter so far.
I once ate page 666 of a bible....
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Axel awoke in a dark room. He tried to move, only to find he was tied down with heavy chains in an X shape. He was also naked. The room looked like a medieval torture chamber. It had shackles all over the walls, some with skeletons still in them. Flaming torches lined the walls, providing the only light. There were numerous torture devices, such as the rack he was on, and the iron maiden in the corner.
He called out for someone, and a girl came. One of the girls that had kidnapped him. The first thing he noticed was her breathtaking, shocking beauty. A long, black silk skirt with a split in it, revealing long, pale legs. Next came the purple crushed velvet top with no sleeves. Then the long, bare neck. The raven hair, the black lipstick, the impossibly white fangs, the trappistine eyes. He found himself gaping at her. She was everything he had envisioned in the perfect woman. She seductively sauntered over to him. In the smoothest of movements, she gracefully sat on the rack Axel was tied to. She caressed his face with the back of her hand, her long, pale fingers with black nails causing his skin to jump. She leaned over and kissed him on the lips, giving him a perfect view of her cleavage. She pulled away after a long while, leaving Axel gaping at her with lust in his eyes. If he were a weaker man, he might have fainted.
'W-who might you be, oh enchanting mistress?' he asked breathlessly. She gave him a small smile.
'I am Elizabeth,' she answered in a voice both heavenly and sinister.
'Elizabeth, a name so fair. You are truly an angel, a queen of snow. Your impossible beauty is far beyond compare. Your beauty surely has sought the applause of many a man before I, who like me, were instantly enthralled by your bedazzling self?' She blushed ever so slightly, causing her pale pallor to go a very light pink.
'Flattering are you words, but what truth do they hold?'
'All of it. You are truly a gothic goddess.' Her eyes looked down at Axel's, and shone with devotion and love. So there was such a thing as love at first sight!
'And tell me, does thee wish to indulge in my mind, as well as my body, or is it merely as shallow as such?' Axel looked up at her, with tears of happiness brimming in his eyes.
'Be my bride, and you shall know that I hold thee in regard so high, I would sooner die than let thee face a moments pain, lest it was in sync with a furious fuck or other unholy atrocities.' Elizabeth smiled at him and kissed him deeply. She came up and looked at him with affection.
'Then I accept. Nothing would make me happier than to be by your side.' She kissed him again. For the next god knows how long, they indulged in eachother, relishing in the others' embrace in intense, yet sensual lovemaking. And so he wasn't gay....
Meanwhile....
'OH, FUCK, YEAH!!!!!' cried Qbuu in his stoner voice as a hot black chick violently sodomised him with a strap-on while he jerked himself off and smoked a joint at the same time. 'THIS IS SOME GO----OD SHIT!!!!'
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Kakaratt ducked into the girl's bathrooms, hiding from the teachers, who were rounding up pupils for the drug test. She saw a panel in the wall open up, and Qbuu, along with the black chick, emerged.
'Q...buu? What were you doing in there?' asked Kakaratt with a raised brow. Qbuu grinned.
'This sexy lady here gave me 11 ounces of crack! It's in my ass.'
'Eww! And, by the way, there's a drug test going on, and they're doing cavity searches on people they suspect to carry drugs.'
Suddenly, Kakaratt could hear a teacher and an inspector come closer, talking about cavity searching Qbuu. She told Qbuu this.
'NO WAY! They are not searching my ass!'
'Yes they are!' argued Kakaratt. 'You better get it out and flush it. You two go in there. I'll stall them.' Kakaratt left and stalled them. Qbuu and the black chick went into the stall. Qbuu dropped his trousers and the black chick put on a rubber glove. She was about to go in when Qbuu stopped her.
'Wait a sec! What about lube!'
'God dammit, Qbuu! There's no time time for lube!' she cried frantically. Qbuu looked her dead in the eye and whispered to her face with deadly seriousness.
'There. Is. *ALWAYS*. Time. For lube.' She nodded reluctantly. She lubed up, using the dispensable soap, and crammed her fist up his ass. He shrieked at the intrusion. The two in the hall heard the shriek and rushed to it. She pulled out the crack and flushed it all. There was a banging on the door. Qbuu was still pulling up his pants when the door burst open.
'What is going on here!?' demanded one of them.
'What, here?' asked Qbuu. 'Oh, nothin'. My bitch was jus' givin' me head.' The two men looked at each other and left without a word.
They walked back to the hall where Kakaratt was.
'Now, Kakaratt,' said the teacher. 'We'll be wanting to test you for drugs right now. Please, follow us.' Kakaratt gulped and did so. They eventually came to a room with a nurse and a tiny closet. 'Right, now we'll just need a sample.'
'You mean I have to piss into some little cup? Forget it!'
'No no. We want a blood sample,' said the drug inspector. He pulled out a syringe. 'We'll then put it a computer that will test for drugs. It's very sensitive.'
'Oh. Fine, I guess.' He jammed the needle into her arm and took a sample.
'Thank you miss, you may go now. I'll let you know of the results tomorrow.' Kakaratt left the room. The teacher watched as the inspector put the blood on a slide and inserted it into a weird computer. The computer began to smoke.
'Overload. Overload. To many drugs!' The computer exploded.
'Jesus! We'll have to use the big one.'
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'So,' began the teacher, as if to start and idle conversation. 'Is she one of these "Saiya-jins" your looking for?' The inspector looked aghast. 'What is it?'
'I can't tell!'
'Really? Why?'
'There are so many drugs in her system it's masking her blood type.'
'Are you saying she was overdosing when she came in here?'
'I'm saying she's always high, stoned or whatever you want to call it. She has lethal levels of smack, crack, coke, dope, heroine, ecstasy, speed, weed, solvents, magic mushrooms, tranquillisers, opium, morphine and even several date rape drugs in her system! Those are just to name a few!!'
'What!' exclaimed the teacher. 'She must be in serious danger! We need to get her to a hospital, and get her off these drugs!'
'No! If she is suddenly deprived of them all at once, it will certainly kill her! She must be let down a step at a time.'
'That poor girl. She must be so unhappy!'
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Kakaratt couldn't have been happier. Maybe it was the effects of all the drugs in her system, but that pencil on the floor made her heart swell with bliss. She could feel the tears of happiness brimming in her eyes. She saw her new red headed friend approach her, and threw herself into her arms and sobbed. Her friend, thinking something was wrong, comforted Kakaratt. 'Shh. What's wrong?'
Kakaratt sniffed. 'That pencil over there is so beautiful!' A fresh wave of sobs overcame her.
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Axel and Elizabeth had been indulging in each other for hours in the dungeon that OSH seemed to have. Neither knew fully what had come over them, but they had fallen in love at first sight. After being tied down and tortured for hours, Axel was finally free of the shackles. His enchanting mate (bound by blood and magick) had freed him. He wasted no time in tying her to the wall and getting a cat of nine tails. He whipped her with it again and again and again. He lashed her once again, this time drawing blood. She gasped as the pain of it went straight to her crotch. Axel came to her, and gently began to lick the blood from the wounds.
'You blood is like sweet nectar to thee, it's fragrance enthralling, I cannot help being drawn to it, as an Irish man is to whiskey. Appalling, it is to some, but to thee, it is a drug, an aphrodisiac, that I cannot keep from,' rhymed Axel, as he licked the blood from her chest. He trailed is mouth up her neck, licking the bite marks there, still bleeding from bonding to her. He went up further, and kissed her lips, the black lipstick stained with blood. Elizabeth relished in the taste of her own blood. He broke off.
'Oh Axel, I burn with desire for thee. Won't thou takest me once more, upon this cold chamber wall, while I am bound? Then, we may retire, and fuck once more, after sundown?'
'I will oblige, my love, but sundown has long since passed. The great chariot of Apollo dragged the sun on it's mast, below the horizon nearly 200 minutes ago. I wonder, briefly, what has become of my friend with the really big afro? But, no matter. Out of Qbuu and thee, the latter is the one I hold in the highest, of regards. I draw thy naked tool*, and impale thee with it, a mighty passado.'
(*Quote taken from Romeo and Juliet By William Shakespeare, act one, scene one, line 40-something)
An hour later.
Axel and Elizabeth exited the dungeon from the secret panel in the girl's bathroom. They exited into the corridor. It was night. The school was empty and dark. Except for two voices far off. The newly wed couple followed the voices, and found Kakaratt sobbing hysterically over a broken locker.
'It's (sob) so (sniff) sad!' Her red headed friend, who proved to be exceptionally loyal and understanding, was comforting her. Upon their approach, she looked up. Her face lit up, as she had been at a loss before.
'Oh Axel! Help us! She's been crying over silly things all day! I'm really worried about her!'
Axel didn't bat an eye. He had seen Kakaratt like that before. He reached into his back pocket and pulled out some ammonium chloride. He waved the bottle under Kakaratt's nose, and her breath caught. She shot up, panting. 'Dammit Axel! Shit, I mean, thanks.' She brushed herself off and smiled sheepishly. 'Sorry to scare you like that,' she said to her friend. 'I have multiple personalities. Three, to be exact. One is me, the other is that sad sod you just saw, and the other is a lunatic that is severely out of touch with reality.'
'Dude, that must suck ass,' said Elizabeth. Axel looked at her weirdly.
'Why doth thou talk as such?' asked Axel.
'Why whatever doth thou mean?'
'You speak to my kin in a manner so strange.'
Kakaratt looked at the two of them and almost freaked. 'Ok, why the fuck are you two talking like that?'
'What are you talking about?' asked Elizabeth. 'We don't talk weird.' She turned to Axel. 'Do we, my love?'
'Of course not, my languid, dark and lustrous Queen.' He turned to Kakaratt. 'Why do you ask? You trippin' or something?'
'Well....I can't remember what happened to me last night apart from the fact that I got beaten up by a nun....but that's beside the point! And why are you two acting all lovey dovey?' asked Kakaratt, seriously weirded out.
'Well, we bonded. She's mine, as I am hers. Just like mom and dad!' Kakaratt grinned.
'Well, why didn't you say so!? That explains the old English talk.'
'Early modern English,' corrected Axel.
'Whatever. The bond is causing you to act towards eachother the way you feel on the inside, but you only act that way toward each other. You don't notice it either.'
'Could such a thing be true, my love?' asked Elizabeth to Axel.
'It isn't beyond the realms of possibility, unlike a black, Muslim, homosexual or female president of the United States, though I be skeptical as to what truth it may ring.'
'I concur. Though farfetch'd as it my be, there is much that I know not of Saiya-jin bonding, and must not be ruled out.'
'Whatever,' said Kakaratt. She saw something out of the corner of her eye. 'What was that?'
Elizabeth stepped forwards. 'That must be my witches coven! Come on, follow me.'
'There's a witches coven in this school?! I want to join!' exclaimed Kakaratt in shock. Elizabeth shook her head.
'No. This one operates in several schools. They magically move from place to place,' explained Elizabeth. She moved again, and was followed by the rest of them. They went to the assembly hall, where a small circle of people were. Elizabeth dragged Kakaratt to them, and sat them both in the circle.
'Hi guys,' greeted Elizabeth. 'This is Kakaratt. She has a great magick power within her, and wants to meet you all. She expressed a wish to join. Kakaratt, these are Adam, Eve, Cain and Abel,' she said, going left to right around the circle. Two boys, two girls. They all wore gothic clothes. They all greeted her.
'So, what's the news tonight?' asked Elizabeth. 'Oh, but first, I have news. I'm married through blood to Axel, over there. Blood from him, through me, to you, he is now part of the circle.'
'Then congratulations, Elizabeth. You finally got off your ass and tortured somebody until they loved you!' said Cain. A small smile played on Elizabeth's lips, knowing that in the end, it had been she that had submitted.
'Anyway,' began Adam. 'The news is this: recently there have been frequent disturbances in the space time continuum, many of which center around this school. We are keeping it under observation.'
'Now, Kakaratt,' said Cain. 'You are the daughter of the most wise, and munificent leader, Vegeta, are you not?'
'Err...Yeah.'
Abel smacked Cain over the head. 'Stop talking like that!! Your making us look like a bunch of weirdoes!'
'Yeah. After all, there's nothing weird about having the same names as biblical figures and hanging around in schools after dark,' muttered Axel under his breath.
'Oww!!!' whined Cain, his dark tone completely gone. 'What was that for!?'
'For talking like a doltz!'
'I was not!'
'Was too!'
'Was not!'
'Was too!' Cain refused to speak after this. 'What? Oh come on!'
'No,' said Cain. 'You hurt my feelings. I'm not talking to you now.'
'Tch! Fine. Don't talk to me. See if I care,' fired back Abel.
'Alright I won't!'
'Yes you will!'
'No I won't!'
'Oh god,' sighed Eve. 'Do they have to bicker like this every day? Stupid Catholics.'
'Hey!' They both cried at once. Before any more talk could take place, a basket ball smeared in blood rolled up to them. On it read the words: "You will all die".
Kakaratt's red headed friend shrieked. 'Oh god! Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god Oh god!!!! We're all gonna die!'
Eve laughed. 'Don't worry! This is our holy basket ball of divine truth. It magically appears and tells us what will happen. It's always right. We are all gonna die someday, so don't take it seriously when it says this.' The red head calmed, but was still a bit edgy.
'Hey!' said Axel. 'There's a bit of string attached to that ball!' Just as he said this, the string went taught and the ball disappeared back to the door it came from. A few seconds later, it was thrown back. It said the same thing as before, only after the blood-written "You will all die", it said in black marker: "Tonight". Suddenly, everybody except Elizabeth and Axel began to run for their lives. They all ran out another door. As soon as they left, a guy in a black cloak wielding a butcher knife ran after them, ignoring the two lovers. Axel spoke first.
'Ok....that was....'
'Weird,' said Elizabeth, finishing her husband's sentence. 'I have a hunch that your sister is just running for the fun of it.' Axel looked at her like she had grown a second head. She gasped. 'Oh, shit! I mean...uh...: Thou hast a feeling, deep within thy breast, that thou's sister be jesting when she flees hither.' Axel nodded in approval.
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The witches coven, Kakaratt and her red headed friend, who doesn't have a name because she's only an extra, were running frantically down the darkened corridors. They had managed to become split up along the way. Soon, everyone was in pairs, except for the red headed extra (RHX from now on), who was alone. She heard a noise behind her, and redoubled her efforts. She came to a stair way, and went up, because going upstairs, where there's nowhere to get out of the building, was obviously the smart option.
She burst onto the roof, and found herself trapped. She screamed as loudly as she could, but no help came. Suddenly, the killer slit her throat and dragged her away.
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Kakaratt and Adam were walking quietly through the darkened school. They were running away from the killer who they just assumed existed. They heard a noise down the corridor, and ducked into the men's room, which was far cleaner than the ladies'. Kakaratt rested against the door to one of the stalls while Adam had a piss.
She calmed down slowly. She moved one of her feet, only to find it was sticky with something. She looked down, and saw blood. She gasped as she felt the door behind her open from the force of her body weight. She turned around and gasped, before averting her eyes. Adam rushed out and looked at the sight, before screaming. RHX was hanging from the ceiling by her own intestines. By the looks of it, she had been force fed her own face. Her arms had been stripped of all flesh, and were nailed to the walls, so that she looked crucified.
Her torso had a basket ball in it, which read (in blood) : One down.
Adam buried his head in Kakaratt's chest, and sobbed. *God, what a girl* thought Kakaratt. She grabbed his hair and pulled him away. 'For god's sake man! Shut up! We will get out of here alive! Do you hear me!?' She didn't get an answer. Instead, Adam's eyes rolled into the back of his head and blood started to come out of his mouth. Kakaratt dropped him, and saw the killer behind him, brandishing a long, bloody knife, slick from the life of Adam. Kakaratt screamed and began to run. The killer, dressed all in lose black robes and with a really stupid mask, pursued her (in a steady walk, of course).
Kakaratt was running down the corridor, screaming in terror. Suddenly, she stopped. 'Wait a sec. My dad wouldn't want me to run. He'd want me to lie on the ground and die. I think...........Well, screw him.' She began to run again. Suddenly, she fell. 'Ow! My ankle!' she cried painfully. She looked behind her, and sure enough, the killer was gaining on her. She began to struggle forward. She managed to get back to her feet, and began limping away as fast as she could. She fell again. 'My other ankle!' She looked behind her again, but the killer was gone.
She looked around frantically, but he was nowhere to be found. She began to push herself backwards along the floor. She kept going until she bumped into something. With a look of dread, and that purple tint that anime characters get when they feel nervous, she slowly turned around, and looked right into the eyes of..........her brother. Who was holding a bloody butcher knife. Kakaratt sweat dropped.
'Err....hey there, brother of mine. So....um....what are you doing with the knife?' she asked nervously.
'It's not for me. IT'S FOR YOU!' Axel yelled, just as he thrust the knife at Kakaratt. She screamed, genuinely frightened, and ducked her head. She had just been messing around before, but if her brother was the killer...Nothing came. She looked up very slowly, and saw her brother holding the blade, and offering her the handle. Kakaratt raised an eyebrow. 'It's for you. That dude in the stupid looking mask asked me to give it to you while he looked for some bigger weapons.' One look into Axel's "innocent" (and those are sarcastic quote marks) face, and Kakaratt had to "forgive" him.
Kakaratt took the knife and studied it. She got up, her ankles healed (just...don't ask), and faced Axel. She punched him in the gut, causing him to wheeze. 'Don't do that!' she yelled at him.
'Righto,' wheezed Axel, giving her a thumbs up.
A silence descended on them. Kakaratt began to lick the blood off the knife, savouring its taste as it went down. Suddenly, there was a scream. Kakaratt and Axel looked at each other, and bolted towards the noise.
They arrived back in the gym, and found it smeared in blood. The bodies of Cain, Abel and Eve littered the room. Axel looked around frantically, and saw his mate in the middle of the room, making some weird arm movements. He sighed when he saw her.
Suddenly, a tank burst through the wall. A hatch opened, and the killer popped out.
'You have got to be kidding me,' said Kakaratt calmly, but with disbelief. The killer shook his head. 'What kind of killer are you? You're meant to use blades and stalk us from the shadows! Not tanks and big noises!' The killer looked offended, and gave her the finger, before getting back inside. The turret moved, with the sound of moving hydraulics. It came to rest at Elizabeth. Before Axel could even power up to protect her, the tank fired.
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A/N. I know that in the prequel, a human and a Saiya-jin couldn't bond, but in this they can. It's a different fic, loosely based off TPOL. Review! I personally think this is the best chapter so far.