-----
Vegeta turned the keys in the ignition, and followed the truck as it
left the airport. It was a hover truck, of course, and could go at great
speeds.
It was about midnight, so there was very little traffic in the streets.
He followed the stolen truck throughout London. It left the city limits,
and headed south east, and arrived in Dover.
Vegeta had been very discrete about following it (If driving a huge, wheeled tour bus at 180 MPH that said 'Vegeta Enterprises' on the side could be called discrete). Vegeta watched as the hover truck left the road, and
went down to the beach. He cursed when it went out to sea, hovering over the
water, in the direction of France. 'I always knew that country was crooked!
They're stealing my dolls! Christ, I hope they don't get 'friendly'
with them. I mean, honestly! I wouldn't put it beyond them. They're just
that weird.'
'Yeah. They planted trees along the "Champs Elysee" so that invading troops could march in the shade,' added Elizabeth.
'Really? I never knew that! Idiots...'
'They're even worse than Canadians. When we mock the Canadians, they go to us "What are you laughing aboot?".' Vegeta laughed. 'But when we mock
the French, they get all snooty and waiter-like, and stick their noses up,
as if we were the weird ones!'
'Oh god, it's true! And the Canadians make the worst movies EVER!'
'True, but by comparison, nothing can be worse than American cars.
'Even DOS?' gasped Elizabeth. Vegeta nodded gravely.
'I once had a Ford, and it broke down on me after just 100,000 miles!
This bus is Vegeta Enterprises brand, and it hasn't broken once, even after
20 years of driving around the world!'
'I will never buy anything made in USA again...'
---
It was now Friday, and school for Axel and Kakaratt was back. They had
both fully recovered from their show, and were in high spirits, but these
spirits were aboot to be extorsized. They were walking to class together, when a large gang of people, blonde and brunette, body builder and nerd alike, cornered them.
One of them, the biggest jock in school and captain of the football
team, threw a broad sheet newspaper at their feet. Axel and Kakaratt looked
at the front page. "Satanic Bloodbath in London" It had a big picture of Pan
on the cross, with Vegeta burning the papal bull. 'Your in league with these
people? They're you parents? I'm speechless. People like you have no
place in this world, and belong in hell,' said the one who threw the paper
down.
He was backed up by people in the mob agreeing.
'Been there, done that. I was kicked out because I enjoyed it to much,'
said Kakaratt in an annoyed tone.
'You both need help, especially the she-man! You do drugs! Your insane too!'
'A junkie gets busted every 30 second. And you wonder why we're so paranoid,' argued Kakaratt.
'You hang out in the park at night! That's where the druggies go!'
'That's where Kakaratt lives,' said Axel under his breath. Kakaratt elbowed him.
'You wear all black!'
'We're only wearing black until they invent a darker colour,' said
Axel.
'You both need serious rehab!' he bellowed, once again backed up by the
mob.
'Rehab is for quitters. My father taught me never to quit,' argued
Kakaratt.
Suddenly, Kakaratt could feel something begin to change inside her. 'Oh
shit,' she said gravely. 'Axel, I'm changing.' Axel was the only one
who knew what she meant. She was switching personalities. One was extremely
emotional, and was embarrassing, but safe. Her other one was very dangerous.
Suddenly, she got a dreamy look in her eyes.
'Look at you! Your both freaks. The guy is gay! Look everybody, he's wearing
nail polish! He has long hair! Homosexual! Art fag! What have you got to say
for yourselves?'
Kakaratt made a playful growling noise, like a dog barking. 'One by one the
penguins steal my sanity!' She yelled suddenly in a very strange
accent, causing the mob to startle. The big jock punched his palm.
'That's it, your getting a lesson in sanity, freak!' He took a step
forward.
Kakaratt raised her arm, and extended her long, slender index finger
and pointed at him. Her arm was shaking.
'Stop right there!' she demanded shrilly, with a disturbed look on her
face.
The jock smirked. Axel couldn't put a finger on that weird accent. It
sounded....no. She must have picked it up on one of the tours, he
thought.
'Or what?'
'I mean it! Don't make me get my flying monkeys!' she shrieked, with a
huge smile plaster on her face. The guy looked a bit weirded out.
'What are you smiling about?'
'I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.' she took her
arm down and calmed.
'Fucking psycho!'
'You say psycho like it's a bad thing,' she said. Axel, meanwhile, was
keeping a very close eye on Kakaratt's ki. He knew that he wouldn't
stand a chance against her if she attacked him.
'Your mad, woman!' Kakaratt put on a pouty face.
'I'm not mad. Just ask my camel, Stephen.' Kakaratt suddenly bent over,
holding her head, moaning. When she came up she looked confused. Her
eyes lit up when she remembered what had happened. She suddenly didn't want
to have to deal with the mob, so she grabbed Axel's hand, and for the
first time in almost a month, used ki. One moment they were in the corridor,
the next they were in a class room.
Kakaratt looked at Axel with disbelief in her eyes.
'This...' she began.
'Has never,' continued Axel.
'Happened'
'To us'
'Before. It must be stopped,' concluded Kakaratt.
'I'll get on it,' said Axel seriously. 'By next week, this school with
be ours. Literally. We'll talk about it later.'
------
Science Class....
The whole class was seated when the teacher came in. 'Good day class. I
see we have two new students today. I'm Mr. Hancock. Now, get out some
paper, and take notes.' He turned on a projector. 'Today I'll tell you about
radicals. When the notes are taken, I'll demonstrate static electricity.'
'Now, radicals don't change.....radically,' he said, chuckling to himself quietly at his witty banter. ' When subjected to heat, so matter-' this
was when Kakaratt stopped paying attention. He went through the notes, and
got her attention when he started the demonstration. 'Kakaratt?' he asked.
She looked up. 'Are you listening?'
'Oh...a....sorry. It's just so easy it's boring,' she said honestly.
'Oh....I've go something hard behind my desk. I can give it to you if
you'd like. It's so hard it's mind blowing. Do you like hard things?' he said
with playful sarcasm. Kakaratt suppressed a laugh. Barely. *What a bender,*
she thought.
'No thanks, sir.'
'Ok. Now, I'm going to show how a charged cobalt rod can move a thin stream
of water.' Kakaratt smirked and put up her hand. 'Yes?'
'You mean your going to change the way the water's flowing with your
stiff
rod?' The class burst out laughing. Mr. Hancock didn't see anything
that may have been suggestive.
'Yes. It isn't charged at the moment, so I'll rub it with cotton. If I
didn't, the pull on the water would be weak. Watch now as I rub my rod
with cotton for a better pull.' Kakaratt was trying not to laugh
hysterically.
She looked at Qbuu, and at Axel, and both were in similar situations,
but had it under better control. The rest of the class wasn't quite so out
of it. 'My rod is quite stiff, so it shouldn't flop to one side like a
weaker rod might.'
Mr. Hancock rubbed his rod with cotton wool, and showed it divert the stream of water. He smiled at the class, and pulled out a shrub from his desk.
It had a light bulb with it. 'I've had this shrub for 8 years,' he said
proudly. 'This light is it's only source of heat and light.' He wiped a
tear from his cheek, as he admired it. 'I'm very proud of my bush.'
'Oh god!' cried Kakaratt in laughter, right before she fell to the
ground, where she laughed for ages. The teacher looked dumbfounded.
'Are you ok?' he asked her. She didn't answer, as she was clutching her side, which hurt from laughing so much.
'Oh..um, don't worry sir. She does this all the time,' said Axel.
Kakaratt began hyperventilating with laughter. She thought she was
going to pass out. Her body was convulsing, and she couldn't breath, so it
looked like she was having a seizure.
The teacher picked her up, and laid her out on his desk, and told a
student to call an ambulance. 'Class, I'm going to pump Kakaratt hard, and try to get her to relax; she's having a seizure.' His choice of words only
made Kakaratt laugh harder. She knew she had to breath, so she sucked in a
breath.
'Oh god stop sir! It hurts so much!' She laughed, referring to her
aching side. The teacher now thought that he had somehow hurt her. He touched
her, trying to calm her. 'Oh god!' she laughed. 'Your killing me! I swear
your killing me!' Mr. Hancock gasped.
'Oh god! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! If it weren't so hard, I'd make you feel better!' He said, unaware of any innuendoes he might have let slip.
Kakaratt felt a stab of pain in her mouth, and realised that she had bit her
tongue deeply. Blood seeped from her lips and ran down the sides of her face. Mr. Hancock was nearly panicking.
'Sir!' said a student. 'Don't you have a medium sized first aid package behind your desk?'
Mr. Hancock's face brightened. 'Oh yeah! Hang on Kakaratt! I'll take
out my package! My package will make you feel 5 by 5! It's a good thing it's
so large, otherwise it mightn't have important things in it like a
stethoscope.' He took it out, and put on the stethoscope. 'Now, I'm
gonna play doctor, and you're my patient.' Kakaratt was now banging her head
off the desk in her convulsions. Mr. Hancock put it to her heartbeat. He
listened closely, then pulled away. 'It's throbbing powerfully!' Axel
slapped his forehead and tried to suppress a chuckle and a grin. Was
the teacher really *that* ignorant?
Suddenly, one student shouted.
'Look! Here comes Jesus!' he shouted, pointing to the schools' resident
Jesus, who claimed to have healing powers.
'Look busy everybody!' cried Qbuu. Axel punched his palm.
'My mortal enemy is neigh,' he said in fake deep and evil voice. Qbuu
looked at him for a few seconds with a "shut up" expression, before smacking
him. 'What?' whinged Axel. 'I need enemies!'
'70% of the population thinks that your evil. Only fans of the band like you,' pointed out Qbuu bluntly.
'So? They're not my enemies. I'm their enemy, but they're not mine. I
need somebody to hate, and people as a whole don't count.' Meanwhile, Jesus
was waving his hands over Kakaratt, pretending to be actually doing
something. Kakaratt, with great effort, had managed to calm to the point of
gasping.
'Axel! You *gasp* gotta get me outta here! *laugh*'
'We gotta get her to a hospital!' cried Mr. Hancock. 'Her inner muscles
are spasming, and she might blow a big organ if she keeps going!' Axel and
Qbuu were unable to conceal their laughter, and they both let it spew forth
in badly suppressed chuckles.
'Oh god it's spreading! What if I catch it!?' cried Mr. Hancock while
waving his hands in a really pocney manner.
'Jesus Christ!' cried Qbuu.
'Actually, my name is Jesus Jonathan Smith,' said Jesus.
'Shut up, god boy, or I'll crucify you. On an inverted crucifix,'
warned Axel, now all serious and stuff. Jesus shrugged indifferently.
'Could be worse. You could stab me,' he said. Axel's jaw dropped.
'You like Monty Python too! It's so old, I never thought I'd find
somebody else who ever heard of it!' Axel wrapped his arm around Jesus'
shoulder. 'I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.' Jesus looked at him oddly.
'What's..."Monty Python"?' Axel looked at him strangely, and slipped
away quietly, muttering "weirdo" under his breath. During this time,
Kakaratt had managed to stop laughing, and had swung her legs over the side of desk. She looked like she might be set off again at the slightest thing, such as a witty T-shirt slogan, or an old woman falling down a flight of stairs.
'Axel?' she said, with a crazy smile on her face. 'Lets get out of here. I need some fresh air.'
Axel agreed, and escorted her to the lawn in front of the school, while
Qbuu tried to explain what happened to the teacher and the rest of the
class.
Kakaratt plopped herself down on the grass, and began to laugh when she
saw a flower that looked like the head of a penis. She managed to get it
under control. Axel sat next to her.
'So, that teacher is really funny, huh?' chuckled Kakaratt. Axel raised
his eyebrow.
'You think?' Axel was feeling a bit broody. He could feel a depression
coming on, just as one has a sense of doom when entering the lair of a
man eating Tri-clops, or their grandparents' house. 'Now, to get down to
business. How we-' Kakaratt burst out laughing and pointed to a fat
woman trying to get on to a bus on the other side of the street. She couldn't
have been less than 500 pounds. Axel coughed, trying to get her attention.
She suppressed her chuckles, and apologized.
'It's just that she was stuck! And that was a wheelchair accessible
bus!'
Axel let out a small chuckle.
'It was rather entertaining, but about the school...' Kakaratt coughed
and brushed a few hairs out of her face, returning them to the spiky mass
that trailed down her back and touched the ground.
'Yes. Indeed. What do you propose?' she asked diplomatically.
'I'm gonna buy the school. Then I'm gonna remodel it. Maybe play some
good music in the corridors. I'd fire all the teachers and get good ones.
Maybe the teachers from our old school? They're cool. Then I'd-' He was
interrupted again when Kakaratt burst out laughing once more. She
pointed to a woman wearing all expensive fur, who had a small, pink, shaved French poodle.
'I guess rich people do really live around here,' muttered Axel under his breath. Kakaratt eventually calmed down and let Axel go on.
'Then I'd set up a written hierarchy, with us on top, and Qbuu our
aide, shoeshine boy, field nigger, ect.ect. Then below us are our favoured
students, then the teachers, other staff, jocks, ect.ect.' Kakaratt raised
her hand. 'Yes?'
'We need to shock and creep people out as much as possible. Your weird,
so that's grand, but I need to be spookier. I think I should go-' She
would have gone on, but she saw the funniest thing ever. A midget. He
couldn't have been even three feet tall, and he was walking along, whistling.
She pointed and laughed. Axel sighed. He wasn't in a laughy mood right now,
and grew weary of Kakaratt's incessant laughing. He envied her for being
able to do it.
'That's very funny Kakaratt, I'm sure, but-'
'-Oh god!' She collapsed, laughing so hard. 'Look! He's trying to push the
button to make the green man come so he can cross the street!' Axel looked,
and sure enough, the midget was jumping up and down trying to hit the
button, which was about four and a half feet from the ground. After
several minutes, the midget gave up and walked away, looking depressed. Another few minutes later, Kakaratt stopped laughing.
'Where was I?' She began. 'Oh yeah! I think I should go goth.' Axel
looked at her with his deadpan and depressed eyes, before he began roaring
with laughter. Kakaratt frowned and glared at him. Axel couldn't help
himself. He held his sides, trying to stop laughing, but it just wouldn't work. 'Stop laughing!' she demanded. 'I was serious!'
'I know!' he said between gasps and laughs. 'That's what makes it so funny!'
Kakaratt was getting a bit annoyed with him. She decided to play her trump
card. She inwardly smirked. She was going to make her brother squirm.
'God, Axel! Whenever I say something serious you laugh at me! Sometimes
I love you, but sometimes I hate so much I could just rip of your clothes
and ravage you the way I do in my dreams every night!' she said very
quickly. Axel's laugh caught in his throat and he began choking. He coughed it out, and looked at her, jaw dropped.
'What!?!' he squeaked in shock. Kakaratt pretended to be all embarrassed.
She looked away and shyly rubbed legs together. 'What did you say?!'
She crawled over to Axel, wrapped her arms around his neck and put her face
close to his. Dangerously close. Axel was sweating all over. He had a
nervous grin on his face that was on the verge of afraid.
'I'm sorry Axel,' she said quietly, nervously, seductively, lovingly.
'I've always......it's just that.......I never....you always.........to me
your.....more than....' On the inside she was gleeful with mischief.
She leaned over, causing him to flinch backwards. He managed to squirm from
under her, and he scampered backwards, until he was pressed up against
a wall. Kakaratt crawled after him on all fours. She got up close,
leaning her body against his. Axel felt like he might faint. She moved to his ear and whispered in the softest voice he had ever heard her use.
'I want you to make love to me. Right now.' Axel screamed and pushed
her off him. Without using ki, or his arms, he somehow managed to get on his
feet about 10 yards away. He was nervous, freaked and scared. Kakaratt, who
had landed upside down on her head (and had not moved from that position),
began to roar with laughter. 'I'm only joking Axel! God! Your so uptight!'
Axel released a breath that he didn't even know he had been holding. He
shivered a few times, getting the creepiness away, before glaring at her. The
glare couldn't hold, and he smirked. Kakaratt stopped laughing. She knew that
whenever Axel smirked, he was up to something. Axel broke out in a run
for her. Kakaratt held out her hands and was shouting at him to stop. He
tackled her to the ground and began to tickle her mercilessly.
'Your gonna pay, bitch!' He attacked her sides, causing her to howl in
laughter. 'I'll "Make love to you", sis, if that's what you want, you
two bit slut!' he said, meaning he was going to tickle her to death. A
nearby teacher gave them the weirdest look as he walked by. Neither of the
twins noticed. It just happened to be the same teacher who had see Axel and
Qbuu in a weird position on Monday, and had seen Kakaratt and RHX in a
compromising hold the day after. He mumbled under his breath about how
disgusting they were.
Meanwhile, something sinister was watching them from across the street.
'Soon, Kakaratt. Soon, you will be what I use to destroy the universe!
Hahahaha!!'
'Uhh....Dude? Why don't you just use your really big death thingy? It's ready!'
'Cool. But where's the fun in that?'
'Uhh....I think it's in the part where you say 'Fire!' and I press the
big red button that says 'do not push' and then there's the cool explosion.'
'........what's the point in making a button if you're not meant to push it?'
'I thought it would impress people.'
'..........Impress who? Everybody is going to die!'
'Even us!?'
'Yes! Even----oh shit.'
'Should I destroy everything now man?'
'No! We'll find a way to destroy everything, except us.'
'What about video game designers?'
'Except us, video game designers, and power plant workers, so that there's power for the games.'
'And shop keepers so that we can buy the new games. Lets not forget our
favourite bands, man.'
'............You know, I think we seriously need to rethink our plans.'
'I agree. What about our really big death thingy?'
'That?......Scrap it. It probably would have never worked anyway. Maybe
we could trade it in for a car with wheels!'
'Wheels? Woah....extreme, dude.'
------
Axel and Kakaratt went on with the school day as usual. History class
was the most interesting class. The teacher was talking about the battle of
Little Bighorn, and had dressed up as an Indian. It was grand, but nobody
liked the fact that whenever he turned his back to the class, his tight
hairy arse was very visible.
Home economics was next.
Axel, Qbuu and Kakaratt entered the class, and were greeted by a male
teacher in a suit and with a really bad comb over. 'Greetings class.
I'm Mr. Pimslot. Today we'll be cooking cake. I have all your ingredients
ready, so you just have to prepare it.' Kakaratt didn't laugh at his name
because she was all laughed out for the next few hours.
Axel, Qbuu and Kakaratt were put into a group of three, and sent to a
small cooking unit that was isolated compared to the other units. The three
friends put on their aprons, and began to prepare the cake. Axel did
all the work, Qbuu cracked jokes, and Kakaratt was thinking about "alternative" uses for the utensils and other cooking apparatus. Axel was about to put the cake in the microwave to cook it, when Qbuu added a secret ingredient.
'What's that?' Asked Axel.
'It's for flavour,' replied Qbuu in his stoner voice. 'Coke mixed with
ground up Ex.' Axel briefly considered it, before shrugging and putting
it in the microwave. He set it to bake for 30 minutes. When it was
cooking in the microwave, the trio took seats at the desks that had been pushed up against the wall. Axel looked around the class, and noticed that there was an unusually large number of guys who weren't blonde. Or, to more
accurate, there was only one blonde guy in the room who was also a body builder.
Axel alerted Kakaratt and Qbuu to it, and the oddest thing happened.
'Yeah, your right. There seems to be a lack of BBB's,' said Kakaratt,
who looked to Qbuu for conformation.
'What are you talking about?' he replied. 'There aren't that many BBB's
in this school.' He received the weirdest looks from the two demi
Saiya-jins.
Suddenly, Elizabeth burst in, looking flustered. Her purple crushed
velvet corset had become untidy, and she was panting for breath. Axel shot up
and approached her.
'What is wrong, my love?' She didn't reply, but instead dragged him out
into the deserted corridor, where she could talk with him without anybody
else hearing. Axel looked into her eyes with his, and repeated himself.
'What is it that worries thee?'
'Thy witches coven met, to discuss the changes in reality, and have confirmed that there is a most unusual flux in the space-time continuum.'
The door to the home economics room opened, and Kakaratt emerged.
'What's going on? I heard everything,' she said. Elizabeth decided that
it was best that she hear it as well.
'I was talking with the coven, and there are some shifts in the
space-time continuum. We went to check it out, and we saw a Vegeta Enterprises truck of autonomically correct Vegeta action figures disappear into thin air! It vanished into a portal, but the portal closed up after it, and moved to a different location. It will never open at that location again.' Axel and Kakaratt looked interested.
'Wow,' said Kakaratt.
'This isn't just an isolated incident, though,' continued Elizabeth.
'The night of the London concert, Vegeta and I saw a truck like it get
hijacked. I'm willing to bet that that one vanished too. And don't forget the
plane that was hijacked a couple of months ago. Somebody is taking those
dolls for something,' she concluded.
'Cool!' said Kakaratt excitedly. 'Evil is afoot, and my dad's dolls are
a primary plot element!'
Axel looked thoughtful, and spoke up. 'Could it have something to do
with the blonde body builders vanishing?' Elizabeth looked confused.
'What?'
'This school was packed with BBB's at the beginning of the week. Now
there are fewer blondes than brunettes. It seems as if....Hey!' Axel started
suddenly. 'Kakaratt? Remember when BIF attacked you, he made a hasty exit?'
Kakaratt nodded. 'No, he didn't. He was on the ground one second, and
the next, he was gone!' Kakaratt thought over the scene, and found it did
seem rather true.
'But that means that something is messing with peoples' minds; making
them forget!' she realised.
'Really?' Mused Elizabeth thoughtfully. 'It would explain why this school is
known for it's many BBB's, even though there aren't that many here....Whoever is doing this is doing a poor job of covering up their tracks. If they wanted it to be undetectable, they would have altered all of
reality, and not just our memories......well, if they aren't powerful enough
to do that, then they're not as big a threat as I first thought,' she
concluded.
'Unless if their diabolical plan doesn't need that degree of stealth,
and they're about to strike at any day with overwhelming force and/or
numbers,' pointed out Kakaratt off-handedly. She yawned, and said , 'It's nothing I couldn't handle in the blink of an eye.' Elizabeth eyed her
searchingly. After much internal debating, she asked Kakaratt a question that she had wondered for some time.
'Just how strong are you?' Kakaratt coughed uneasily.
'That's a hard question. I don't know how strong I am,' she said.
Elizabeth studied her intensely. 'At my best, I was stronger than mom, but I
don't remember. It's a long story.'
'You went insane and tried to blow up the universe. You don't remember
it, but you actually came pretty close,' said Axel dryly. He turned to
Elizabeth. 'Thou hast unlimited access to thy thoughts, my love.
Couldst thou not have asked thee?' Elizabeth nodded, and looked at him
lovingly. She turned back to Kakaratt.
'Yes, but how strong *are* you? Right now, what's your limit?' Kakaratt
looked around darkly, and muttered something under her breath. 'What?' Kakaratt muttered louder. 'Speak up!' Coaxed Elizabeth.
'Three!' shouted Kakaratt. 'I can't go past level three. I'm ashamed of
it. Mom was level four by the time she was my age. Dad says I need to train
to get stronger, but I couldn't be arsed to! I get stronger everyday anyway.
The bottom line is, fuck this evil power. Dad's always there to kill those things.
'.........so....you're not gonna do anything about it?' asked
Elizabeth. Kakaratt looked at Elizabeth oddly.
'No. I don't care. They can be evil all they want, just as long as they
don't bother me.'
'But......What if.....' struggled Elizabeth. Kakaratt shook her head.
'Sorry. I have spoken. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a class to attend,'
she said. She walked to the door of the home ec. room and reached for
the handle. She opened the door, and there was a loud explosion. Suddenly,
she was covered in cake. She blinked a few times as her brain tried to
register what had happened. The microwave with Axel's cake in it had exploded, covering the room with cake (and drugs). Suddenly, the teacher pushed past Kakaratt, and stalked over to Axle.
'You are in BIG trouble young man!' Yelled the teacher. Axel put on his
"innocent" face.
'Opps.....I guess I shouldn't have cooked my cake that way, huh?'
'Cooked!? How can you say that you cooked it? You stuck the little
bastard in the microwave! My room is ruined! You'll have to pay to fix it!'
Axel raised his left eyebrow and pulled out his wallet. He started flipping
through bills.
'Sure. How much? 20? 30?'
'It will cost several hundred! Not 20 or 30!' Axel coughed.
'I meant 20 or 30 thousand, but if it will only cost a few hundred,
take this,' he said, handing the man a thousand zeni note. It had a picture
of Vegeta on it. The teacher looked satisfied, and went back into the
classroom.
'I'm covered in cake,' said Kakaratt in a deadpan tone, looking
accusingly at Axel.
'And I could just eat you up,' cooed Axel sarcastically.
'I'm covered. In cake,' she repeated firmly. 'These are my good clothes!'
'It's a good chance for you to get your gothic ones,' sneered Axel,
snickering at the idea.
'What's that?' asked Elizabeth.
'Oh, you don't know yet. Axel and I are taking over the school, and I
want to seem as evil and creepy as possible, so I want to become a goth. It
seems easy. Don't smile, act all poetic and stuff, and say things like "Woe
is me" and "In the darkest dark of the dark darkness". I can do that!'
exclaimed Kakaratt confidently.
'You laugh at people if they're having a bad hair day! How could you
ever become a goth?!' demanded Axel.
'Umm......'
'Wait!' Said Elizabeth. 'There may be hope. All she needs is a good
mentor. I know this guy.....' Her voice went quiet, and she became quite dark.
'He is so goth that his smile muscles have atrophied due to disuse. Nobody
knows what his story is, but he's widely regarded as the biggest goth that
ever.....umm.....gothed. I just said that, didn't I?' The two Saiya-jins
nodded. 'Oh god....I'm becoming a typical American woman. I'd rather be
French. At least they have DeSade to boast about. What do we have?!
George fucking Bush?!'
'I wanna meet this guy,' said Kakaratt. 'Lets go. Now.' she grabbed
Elizabeth and dragged her outside. 'Now, where does he live?'
'Woah...calm down. He lives in London.' Kakaratt was feeling excited
and very impatient. She teleported herself and Elizabeth to London. 'In the
Tower Of London.' Kakaratt let go of her.
'He lives in the tower of London?' she asked. 'As in, that big spooky
place where people were killed, and stuff?' Elizabeth nodded. 'Lets go.' And
so they departed for the tower.
-
Vegeta turned the keys in the ignition, and followed the truck as it
left the airport. It was a hover truck, of course, and could go at great
speeds.
It was about midnight, so there was very little traffic in the streets.
He followed the stolen truck throughout London. It left the city limits,
and headed south east, and arrived in Dover.
Vegeta had been very discrete about following it (If driving a huge, wheeled tour bus at 180 MPH that said 'Vegeta Enterprises' on the side could be called discrete). Vegeta watched as the hover truck left the road, and
went down to the beach. He cursed when it went out to sea, hovering over the
water, in the direction of France. 'I always knew that country was crooked!
They're stealing my dolls! Christ, I hope they don't get 'friendly'
with them. I mean, honestly! I wouldn't put it beyond them. They're just
that weird.'
'Yeah. They planted trees along the "Champs Elysee" so that invading troops could march in the shade,' added Elizabeth.
'Really? I never knew that! Idiots...'
'They're even worse than Canadians. When we mock the Canadians, they go to us "What are you laughing aboot?".' Vegeta laughed. 'But when we mock
the French, they get all snooty and waiter-like, and stick their noses up,
as if we were the weird ones!'
'Oh god, it's true! And the Canadians make the worst movies EVER!'
'True, but by comparison, nothing can be worse than American cars.
'Even DOS?' gasped Elizabeth. Vegeta nodded gravely.
'I once had a Ford, and it broke down on me after just 100,000 miles!
This bus is Vegeta Enterprises brand, and it hasn't broken once, even after
20 years of driving around the world!'
'I will never buy anything made in USA again...'
---
It was now Friday, and school for Axel and Kakaratt was back. They had
both fully recovered from their show, and were in high spirits, but these
spirits were aboot to be extorsized. They were walking to class together, when a large gang of people, blonde and brunette, body builder and nerd alike, cornered them.
One of them, the biggest jock in school and captain of the football
team, threw a broad sheet newspaper at their feet. Axel and Kakaratt looked
at the front page. "Satanic Bloodbath in London" It had a big picture of Pan
on the cross, with Vegeta burning the papal bull. 'Your in league with these
people? They're you parents? I'm speechless. People like you have no
place in this world, and belong in hell,' said the one who threw the paper
down.
He was backed up by people in the mob agreeing.
'Been there, done that. I was kicked out because I enjoyed it to much,'
said Kakaratt in an annoyed tone.
'You both need help, especially the she-man! You do drugs! Your insane too!'
'A junkie gets busted every 30 second. And you wonder why we're so paranoid,' argued Kakaratt.
'You hang out in the park at night! That's where the druggies go!'
'That's where Kakaratt lives,' said Axel under his breath. Kakaratt elbowed him.
'You wear all black!'
'We're only wearing black until they invent a darker colour,' said
Axel.
'You both need serious rehab!' he bellowed, once again backed up by the
mob.
'Rehab is for quitters. My father taught me never to quit,' argued
Kakaratt.
Suddenly, Kakaratt could feel something begin to change inside her. 'Oh
shit,' she said gravely. 'Axel, I'm changing.' Axel was the only one
who knew what she meant. She was switching personalities. One was extremely
emotional, and was embarrassing, but safe. Her other one was very dangerous.
Suddenly, she got a dreamy look in her eyes.
'Look at you! Your both freaks. The guy is gay! Look everybody, he's wearing
nail polish! He has long hair! Homosexual! Art fag! What have you got to say
for yourselves?'
Kakaratt made a playful growling noise, like a dog barking. 'One by one the
penguins steal my sanity!' She yelled suddenly in a very strange
accent, causing the mob to startle. The big jock punched his palm.
'That's it, your getting a lesson in sanity, freak!' He took a step
forward.
Kakaratt raised her arm, and extended her long, slender index finger
and pointed at him. Her arm was shaking.
'Stop right there!' she demanded shrilly, with a disturbed look on her
face.
The jock smirked. Axel couldn't put a finger on that weird accent. It
sounded....no. She must have picked it up on one of the tours, he
thought.
'Or what?'
'I mean it! Don't make me get my flying monkeys!' she shrieked, with a
huge smile plaster on her face. The guy looked a bit weirded out.
'What are you smiling about?'
'I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.' she took her
arm down and calmed.
'Fucking psycho!'
'You say psycho like it's a bad thing,' she said. Axel, meanwhile, was
keeping a very close eye on Kakaratt's ki. He knew that he wouldn't
stand a chance against her if she attacked him.
'Your mad, woman!' Kakaratt put on a pouty face.
'I'm not mad. Just ask my camel, Stephen.' Kakaratt suddenly bent over,
holding her head, moaning. When she came up she looked confused. Her
eyes lit up when she remembered what had happened. She suddenly didn't want
to have to deal with the mob, so she grabbed Axel's hand, and for the
first time in almost a month, used ki. One moment they were in the corridor,
the next they were in a class room.
Kakaratt looked at Axel with disbelief in her eyes.
'This...' she began.
'Has never,' continued Axel.
'Happened'
'To us'
'Before. It must be stopped,' concluded Kakaratt.
'I'll get on it,' said Axel seriously. 'By next week, this school with
be ours. Literally. We'll talk about it later.'
------
Science Class....
The whole class was seated when the teacher came in. 'Good day class. I
see we have two new students today. I'm Mr. Hancock. Now, get out some
paper, and take notes.' He turned on a projector. 'Today I'll tell you about
radicals. When the notes are taken, I'll demonstrate static electricity.'
'Now, radicals don't change.....radically,' he said, chuckling to himself quietly at his witty banter. ' When subjected to heat, so matter-' this
was when Kakaratt stopped paying attention. He went through the notes, and
got her attention when he started the demonstration. 'Kakaratt?' he asked.
She looked up. 'Are you listening?'
'Oh...a....sorry. It's just so easy it's boring,' she said honestly.
'Oh....I've go something hard behind my desk. I can give it to you if
you'd like. It's so hard it's mind blowing. Do you like hard things?' he said
with playful sarcasm. Kakaratt suppressed a laugh. Barely. *What a bender,*
she thought.
'No thanks, sir.'
'Ok. Now, I'm going to show how a charged cobalt rod can move a thin stream
of water.' Kakaratt smirked and put up her hand. 'Yes?'
'You mean your going to change the way the water's flowing with your
stiff
rod?' The class burst out laughing. Mr. Hancock didn't see anything
that may have been suggestive.
'Yes. It isn't charged at the moment, so I'll rub it with cotton. If I
didn't, the pull on the water would be weak. Watch now as I rub my rod
with cotton for a better pull.' Kakaratt was trying not to laugh
hysterically.
She looked at Qbuu, and at Axel, and both were in similar situations,
but had it under better control. The rest of the class wasn't quite so out
of it. 'My rod is quite stiff, so it shouldn't flop to one side like a
weaker rod might.'
Mr. Hancock rubbed his rod with cotton wool, and showed it divert the stream of water. He smiled at the class, and pulled out a shrub from his desk.
It had a light bulb with it. 'I've had this shrub for 8 years,' he said
proudly. 'This light is it's only source of heat and light.' He wiped a
tear from his cheek, as he admired it. 'I'm very proud of my bush.'
'Oh god!' cried Kakaratt in laughter, right before she fell to the
ground, where she laughed for ages. The teacher looked dumbfounded.
'Are you ok?' he asked her. She didn't answer, as she was clutching her side, which hurt from laughing so much.
'Oh..um, don't worry sir. She does this all the time,' said Axel.
Kakaratt began hyperventilating with laughter. She thought she was
going to pass out. Her body was convulsing, and she couldn't breath, so it
looked like she was having a seizure.
The teacher picked her up, and laid her out on his desk, and told a
student to call an ambulance. 'Class, I'm going to pump Kakaratt hard, and try to get her to relax; she's having a seizure.' His choice of words only
made Kakaratt laugh harder. She knew she had to breath, so she sucked in a
breath.
'Oh god stop sir! It hurts so much!' She laughed, referring to her
aching side. The teacher now thought that he had somehow hurt her. He touched
her, trying to calm her. 'Oh god!' she laughed. 'Your killing me! I swear
your killing me!' Mr. Hancock gasped.
'Oh god! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! If it weren't so hard, I'd make you feel better!' He said, unaware of any innuendoes he might have let slip.
Kakaratt felt a stab of pain in her mouth, and realised that she had bit her
tongue deeply. Blood seeped from her lips and ran down the sides of her face. Mr. Hancock was nearly panicking.
'Sir!' said a student. 'Don't you have a medium sized first aid package behind your desk?'
Mr. Hancock's face brightened. 'Oh yeah! Hang on Kakaratt! I'll take
out my package! My package will make you feel 5 by 5! It's a good thing it's
so large, otherwise it mightn't have important things in it like a
stethoscope.' He took it out, and put on the stethoscope. 'Now, I'm
gonna play doctor, and you're my patient.' Kakaratt was now banging her head
off the desk in her convulsions. Mr. Hancock put it to her heartbeat. He
listened closely, then pulled away. 'It's throbbing powerfully!' Axel
slapped his forehead and tried to suppress a chuckle and a grin. Was
the teacher really *that* ignorant?
Suddenly, one student shouted.
'Look! Here comes Jesus!' he shouted, pointing to the schools' resident
Jesus, who claimed to have healing powers.
'Look busy everybody!' cried Qbuu. Axel punched his palm.
'My mortal enemy is neigh,' he said in fake deep and evil voice. Qbuu
looked at him for a few seconds with a "shut up" expression, before smacking
him. 'What?' whinged Axel. 'I need enemies!'
'70% of the population thinks that your evil. Only fans of the band like you,' pointed out Qbuu bluntly.
'So? They're not my enemies. I'm their enemy, but they're not mine. I
need somebody to hate, and people as a whole don't count.' Meanwhile, Jesus
was waving his hands over Kakaratt, pretending to be actually doing
something. Kakaratt, with great effort, had managed to calm to the point of
gasping.
'Axel! You *gasp* gotta get me outta here! *laugh*'
'We gotta get her to a hospital!' cried Mr. Hancock. 'Her inner muscles
are spasming, and she might blow a big organ if she keeps going!' Axel and
Qbuu were unable to conceal their laughter, and they both let it spew forth
in badly suppressed chuckles.
'Oh god it's spreading! What if I catch it!?' cried Mr. Hancock while
waving his hands in a really pocney manner.
'Jesus Christ!' cried Qbuu.
'Actually, my name is Jesus Jonathan Smith,' said Jesus.
'Shut up, god boy, or I'll crucify you. On an inverted crucifix,'
warned Axel, now all serious and stuff. Jesus shrugged indifferently.
'Could be worse. You could stab me,' he said. Axel's jaw dropped.
'You like Monty Python too! It's so old, I never thought I'd find
somebody else who ever heard of it!' Axel wrapped his arm around Jesus'
shoulder. 'I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.' Jesus looked at him oddly.
'What's..."Monty Python"?' Axel looked at him strangely, and slipped
away quietly, muttering "weirdo" under his breath. During this time,
Kakaratt had managed to stop laughing, and had swung her legs over the side of desk. She looked like she might be set off again at the slightest thing, such as a witty T-shirt slogan, or an old woman falling down a flight of stairs.
'Axel?' she said, with a crazy smile on her face. 'Lets get out of here. I need some fresh air.'
Axel agreed, and escorted her to the lawn in front of the school, while
Qbuu tried to explain what happened to the teacher and the rest of the
class.
Kakaratt plopped herself down on the grass, and began to laugh when she
saw a flower that looked like the head of a penis. She managed to get it
under control. Axel sat next to her.
'So, that teacher is really funny, huh?' chuckled Kakaratt. Axel raised
his eyebrow.
'You think?' Axel was feeling a bit broody. He could feel a depression
coming on, just as one has a sense of doom when entering the lair of a
man eating Tri-clops, or their grandparents' house. 'Now, to get down to
business. How we-' Kakaratt burst out laughing and pointed to a fat
woman trying to get on to a bus on the other side of the street. She couldn't
have been less than 500 pounds. Axel coughed, trying to get her attention.
She suppressed her chuckles, and apologized.
'It's just that she was stuck! And that was a wheelchair accessible
bus!'
Axel let out a small chuckle.
'It was rather entertaining, but about the school...' Kakaratt coughed
and brushed a few hairs out of her face, returning them to the spiky mass
that trailed down her back and touched the ground.
'Yes. Indeed. What do you propose?' she asked diplomatically.
'I'm gonna buy the school. Then I'm gonna remodel it. Maybe play some
good music in the corridors. I'd fire all the teachers and get good ones.
Maybe the teachers from our old school? They're cool. Then I'd-' He was
interrupted again when Kakaratt burst out laughing once more. She
pointed to a woman wearing all expensive fur, who had a small, pink, shaved French poodle.
'I guess rich people do really live around here,' muttered Axel under his breath. Kakaratt eventually calmed down and let Axel go on.
'Then I'd set up a written hierarchy, with us on top, and Qbuu our
aide, shoeshine boy, field nigger, ect.ect. Then below us are our favoured
students, then the teachers, other staff, jocks, ect.ect.' Kakaratt raised
her hand. 'Yes?'
'We need to shock and creep people out as much as possible. Your weird,
so that's grand, but I need to be spookier. I think I should go-' She
would have gone on, but she saw the funniest thing ever. A midget. He
couldn't have been even three feet tall, and he was walking along, whistling.
She pointed and laughed. Axel sighed. He wasn't in a laughy mood right now,
and grew weary of Kakaratt's incessant laughing. He envied her for being
able to do it.
'That's very funny Kakaratt, I'm sure, but-'
'-Oh god!' She collapsed, laughing so hard. 'Look! He's trying to push the
button to make the green man come so he can cross the street!' Axel looked,
and sure enough, the midget was jumping up and down trying to hit the
button, which was about four and a half feet from the ground. After
several minutes, the midget gave up and walked away, looking depressed. Another few minutes later, Kakaratt stopped laughing.
'Where was I?' She began. 'Oh yeah! I think I should go goth.' Axel
looked at her with his deadpan and depressed eyes, before he began roaring
with laughter. Kakaratt frowned and glared at him. Axel couldn't help
himself. He held his sides, trying to stop laughing, but it just wouldn't work. 'Stop laughing!' she demanded. 'I was serious!'
'I know!' he said between gasps and laughs. 'That's what makes it so funny!'
Kakaratt was getting a bit annoyed with him. She decided to play her trump
card. She inwardly smirked. She was going to make her brother squirm.
'God, Axel! Whenever I say something serious you laugh at me! Sometimes
I love you, but sometimes I hate so much I could just rip of your clothes
and ravage you the way I do in my dreams every night!' she said very
quickly. Axel's laugh caught in his throat and he began choking. He coughed it out, and looked at her, jaw dropped.
'What!?!' he squeaked in shock. Kakaratt pretended to be all embarrassed.
She looked away and shyly rubbed legs together. 'What did you say?!'
She crawled over to Axel, wrapped her arms around his neck and put her face
close to his. Dangerously close. Axel was sweating all over. He had a
nervous grin on his face that was on the verge of afraid.
'I'm sorry Axel,' she said quietly, nervously, seductively, lovingly.
'I've always......it's just that.......I never....you always.........to me
your.....more than....' On the inside she was gleeful with mischief.
She leaned over, causing him to flinch backwards. He managed to squirm from
under her, and he scampered backwards, until he was pressed up against
a wall. Kakaratt crawled after him on all fours. She got up close,
leaning her body against his. Axel felt like he might faint. She moved to his ear and whispered in the softest voice he had ever heard her use.
'I want you to make love to me. Right now.' Axel screamed and pushed
her off him. Without using ki, or his arms, he somehow managed to get on his
feet about 10 yards away. He was nervous, freaked and scared. Kakaratt, who
had landed upside down on her head (and had not moved from that position),
began to roar with laughter. 'I'm only joking Axel! God! Your so uptight!'
Axel released a breath that he didn't even know he had been holding. He
shivered a few times, getting the creepiness away, before glaring at her. The
glare couldn't hold, and he smirked. Kakaratt stopped laughing. She knew that
whenever Axel smirked, he was up to something. Axel broke out in a run
for her. Kakaratt held out her hands and was shouting at him to stop. He
tackled her to the ground and began to tickle her mercilessly.
'Your gonna pay, bitch!' He attacked her sides, causing her to howl in
laughter. 'I'll "Make love to you", sis, if that's what you want, you
two bit slut!' he said, meaning he was going to tickle her to death. A
nearby teacher gave them the weirdest look as he walked by. Neither of the
twins noticed. It just happened to be the same teacher who had see Axel and
Qbuu in a weird position on Monday, and had seen Kakaratt and RHX in a
compromising hold the day after. He mumbled under his breath about how
disgusting they were.
Meanwhile, something sinister was watching them from across the street.
'Soon, Kakaratt. Soon, you will be what I use to destroy the universe!
Hahahaha!!'
'Uhh....Dude? Why don't you just use your really big death thingy? It's ready!'
'Cool. But where's the fun in that?'
'Uhh....I think it's in the part where you say 'Fire!' and I press the
big red button that says 'do not push' and then there's the cool explosion.'
'........what's the point in making a button if you're not meant to push it?'
'I thought it would impress people.'
'..........Impress who? Everybody is going to die!'
'Even us!?'
'Yes! Even----oh shit.'
'Should I destroy everything now man?'
'No! We'll find a way to destroy everything, except us.'
'What about video game designers?'
'Except us, video game designers, and power plant workers, so that there's power for the games.'
'And shop keepers so that we can buy the new games. Lets not forget our
favourite bands, man.'
'............You know, I think we seriously need to rethink our plans.'
'I agree. What about our really big death thingy?'
'That?......Scrap it. It probably would have never worked anyway. Maybe
we could trade it in for a car with wheels!'
'Wheels? Woah....extreme, dude.'
------
Axel and Kakaratt went on with the school day as usual. History class
was the most interesting class. The teacher was talking about the battle of
Little Bighorn, and had dressed up as an Indian. It was grand, but nobody
liked the fact that whenever he turned his back to the class, his tight
hairy arse was very visible.
Home economics was next.
Axel, Qbuu and Kakaratt entered the class, and were greeted by a male
teacher in a suit and with a really bad comb over. 'Greetings class.
I'm Mr. Pimslot. Today we'll be cooking cake. I have all your ingredients
ready, so you just have to prepare it.' Kakaratt didn't laugh at his name
because she was all laughed out for the next few hours.
Axel, Qbuu and Kakaratt were put into a group of three, and sent to a
small cooking unit that was isolated compared to the other units. The three
friends put on their aprons, and began to prepare the cake. Axel did
all the work, Qbuu cracked jokes, and Kakaratt was thinking about "alternative" uses for the utensils and other cooking apparatus. Axel was about to put the cake in the microwave to cook it, when Qbuu added a secret ingredient.
'What's that?' Asked Axel.
'It's for flavour,' replied Qbuu in his stoner voice. 'Coke mixed with
ground up Ex.' Axel briefly considered it, before shrugging and putting
it in the microwave. He set it to bake for 30 minutes. When it was
cooking in the microwave, the trio took seats at the desks that had been pushed up against the wall. Axel looked around the class, and noticed that there was an unusually large number of guys who weren't blonde. Or, to more
accurate, there was only one blonde guy in the room who was also a body builder.
Axel alerted Kakaratt and Qbuu to it, and the oddest thing happened.
'Yeah, your right. There seems to be a lack of BBB's,' said Kakaratt,
who looked to Qbuu for conformation.
'What are you talking about?' he replied. 'There aren't that many BBB's
in this school.' He received the weirdest looks from the two demi
Saiya-jins.
Suddenly, Elizabeth burst in, looking flustered. Her purple crushed
velvet corset had become untidy, and she was panting for breath. Axel shot up
and approached her.
'What is wrong, my love?' She didn't reply, but instead dragged him out
into the deserted corridor, where she could talk with him without anybody
else hearing. Axel looked into her eyes with his, and repeated himself.
'What is it that worries thee?'
'Thy witches coven met, to discuss the changes in reality, and have confirmed that there is a most unusual flux in the space-time continuum.'
The door to the home economics room opened, and Kakaratt emerged.
'What's going on? I heard everything,' she said. Elizabeth decided that
it was best that she hear it as well.
'I was talking with the coven, and there are some shifts in the
space-time continuum. We went to check it out, and we saw a Vegeta Enterprises truck of autonomically correct Vegeta action figures disappear into thin air! It vanished into a portal, but the portal closed up after it, and moved to a different location. It will never open at that location again.' Axel and Kakaratt looked interested.
'Wow,' said Kakaratt.
'This isn't just an isolated incident, though,' continued Elizabeth.
'The night of the London concert, Vegeta and I saw a truck like it get
hijacked. I'm willing to bet that that one vanished too. And don't forget the
plane that was hijacked a couple of months ago. Somebody is taking those
dolls for something,' she concluded.
'Cool!' said Kakaratt excitedly. 'Evil is afoot, and my dad's dolls are
a primary plot element!'
Axel looked thoughtful, and spoke up. 'Could it have something to do
with the blonde body builders vanishing?' Elizabeth looked confused.
'What?'
'This school was packed with BBB's at the beginning of the week. Now
there are fewer blondes than brunettes. It seems as if....Hey!' Axel started
suddenly. 'Kakaratt? Remember when BIF attacked you, he made a hasty exit?'
Kakaratt nodded. 'No, he didn't. He was on the ground one second, and
the next, he was gone!' Kakaratt thought over the scene, and found it did
seem rather true.
'But that means that something is messing with peoples' minds; making
them forget!' she realised.
'Really?' Mused Elizabeth thoughtfully. 'It would explain why this school is
known for it's many BBB's, even though there aren't that many here....Whoever is doing this is doing a poor job of covering up their tracks. If they wanted it to be undetectable, they would have altered all of
reality, and not just our memories......well, if they aren't powerful enough
to do that, then they're not as big a threat as I first thought,' she
concluded.
'Unless if their diabolical plan doesn't need that degree of stealth,
and they're about to strike at any day with overwhelming force and/or
numbers,' pointed out Kakaratt off-handedly. She yawned, and said , 'It's nothing I couldn't handle in the blink of an eye.' Elizabeth eyed her
searchingly. After much internal debating, she asked Kakaratt a question that she had wondered for some time.
'Just how strong are you?' Kakaratt coughed uneasily.
'That's a hard question. I don't know how strong I am,' she said.
Elizabeth studied her intensely. 'At my best, I was stronger than mom, but I
don't remember. It's a long story.'
'You went insane and tried to blow up the universe. You don't remember
it, but you actually came pretty close,' said Axel dryly. He turned to
Elizabeth. 'Thou hast unlimited access to thy thoughts, my love.
Couldst thou not have asked thee?' Elizabeth nodded, and looked at him
lovingly. She turned back to Kakaratt.
'Yes, but how strong *are* you? Right now, what's your limit?' Kakaratt
looked around darkly, and muttered something under her breath. 'What?' Kakaratt muttered louder. 'Speak up!' Coaxed Elizabeth.
'Three!' shouted Kakaratt. 'I can't go past level three. I'm ashamed of
it. Mom was level four by the time she was my age. Dad says I need to train
to get stronger, but I couldn't be arsed to! I get stronger everyday anyway.
The bottom line is, fuck this evil power. Dad's always there to kill those things.
'.........so....you're not gonna do anything about it?' asked
Elizabeth. Kakaratt looked at Elizabeth oddly.
'No. I don't care. They can be evil all they want, just as long as they
don't bother me.'
'But......What if.....' struggled Elizabeth. Kakaratt shook her head.
'Sorry. I have spoken. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a class to attend,'
she said. She walked to the door of the home ec. room and reached for
the handle. She opened the door, and there was a loud explosion. Suddenly,
she was covered in cake. She blinked a few times as her brain tried to
register what had happened. The microwave with Axel's cake in it had exploded, covering the room with cake (and drugs). Suddenly, the teacher pushed past Kakaratt, and stalked over to Axle.
'You are in BIG trouble young man!' Yelled the teacher. Axel put on his
"innocent" face.
'Opps.....I guess I shouldn't have cooked my cake that way, huh?'
'Cooked!? How can you say that you cooked it? You stuck the little
bastard in the microwave! My room is ruined! You'll have to pay to fix it!'
Axel raised his left eyebrow and pulled out his wallet. He started flipping
through bills.
'Sure. How much? 20? 30?'
'It will cost several hundred! Not 20 or 30!' Axel coughed.
'I meant 20 or 30 thousand, but if it will only cost a few hundred,
take this,' he said, handing the man a thousand zeni note. It had a picture
of Vegeta on it. The teacher looked satisfied, and went back into the
classroom.
'I'm covered in cake,' said Kakaratt in a deadpan tone, looking
accusingly at Axel.
'And I could just eat you up,' cooed Axel sarcastically.
'I'm covered. In cake,' she repeated firmly. 'These are my good clothes!'
'It's a good chance for you to get your gothic ones,' sneered Axel,
snickering at the idea.
'What's that?' asked Elizabeth.
'Oh, you don't know yet. Axel and I are taking over the school, and I
want to seem as evil and creepy as possible, so I want to become a goth. It
seems easy. Don't smile, act all poetic and stuff, and say things like "Woe
is me" and "In the darkest dark of the dark darkness". I can do that!'
exclaimed Kakaratt confidently.
'You laugh at people if they're having a bad hair day! How could you
ever become a goth?!' demanded Axel.
'Umm......'
'Wait!' Said Elizabeth. 'There may be hope. All she needs is a good
mentor. I know this guy.....' Her voice went quiet, and she became quite dark.
'He is so goth that his smile muscles have atrophied due to disuse. Nobody
knows what his story is, but he's widely regarded as the biggest goth that
ever.....umm.....gothed. I just said that, didn't I?' The two Saiya-jins
nodded. 'Oh god....I'm becoming a typical American woman. I'd rather be
French. At least they have DeSade to boast about. What do we have?!
George fucking Bush?!'
'I wanna meet this guy,' said Kakaratt. 'Lets go. Now.' she grabbed
Elizabeth and dragged her outside. 'Now, where does he live?'
'Woah...calm down. He lives in London.' Kakaratt was feeling excited
and very impatient. She teleported herself and Elizabeth to London. 'In the
Tower Of London.' Kakaratt let go of her.
'He lives in the tower of London?' she asked. 'As in, that big spooky
place where people were killed, and stuff?' Elizabeth nodded. 'Lets go.' And
so they departed for the tower.
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