Trigun Attacks.. Inu Yasha an anime-parody by AngelDragon
Disclaimer: I'd be a very happy little dragon indeed, if I owned Trigun.. But I don't. (How depressing! For ME anyway ()
Notes/Warnings: Lets see.. To warn or not to warn, that is the question. (Actually I HAVE to, I was just jerking your chain ^_^) The standard language warnings apply of course & the usual comic violence we all love. (Is that masochism, I forget?) Maybe Knives & Vash shonen-ai. (If you're actually LOOKING for it, that is) Oh well, such is the humorous section of my semi-hentai imagination. (Read some of my other humor fics & you'll see what I mean)
This is for Ale-Bloody-Roses my fellow sleep-deprived author, who gave me this lovely, lovely idea. (feel free to submit more, I loved your review ^_^)
Weird Quote of the Day: 'Everybody has some useful purpose in life, even if it is only to serve as a horrible example' - (unknown) I swear I've gone to school with people that are poster-children for this statement. Anyone else have such bizarre 'peers'?
Current Songs in my Head: "Remember Me" by Hoobastank & "Paper Cut" by Linkin Park.
Also: Can Knives say 'emergency room'? Sure he can! (When he can remember his own name again, that is ^_^)
Trigun Attacks.. Inu Yasha
(Vash, Meryl & Knives appear on the 'White Screen of Pain TM' yet again)
Meryl: Oh Kami, now what? (Glares at the twins & points at Knives) And what's HE doing here again?!
Author: I'm bored and I got a request Meryl. Deal with it.
Meryl: (grumbles) Whenever she gets bored, I end up with a migraine.
Vash: But I like this, Meryl! It's fun. C'mon and go with it! (Puts an arm around Knives' shoulders & gives a squeeze) I'll keep an eye on Knivesu, okay?
Knives: I don't need a babysitter Vashu! Hey, Angel-san! Where're the other three weirdos?
Author: Well, I promised Nicky-chan a vacation, sent Milly to Anime Expo and gave Lego-toy a gift certificate for ice cream, so they're gonna be occupied for a bit.
Knives: (snickers) Too bad. I never got a chance to see if Wolfwood could 'help' me with my target practice. (Giggles evilly)
Vash: (sweatdrops nervously) Um, Angel-san, can we start now?
Meryl: (muttering) Seriously, he needs to be medicated. Heavily.
(Script drops in Knives' hands & Vash looks hurt)
Vash: I thought *I* was your favorite, Angel-san?!
Author: You ARE, Vash-chan. I just promised Knives a shot this time that's all.
Vash: (sulky) Well okay, I guess. (A teddy bear, like the one he has with him in the hammock in the end credits, appears in his hands) Kawaii! Arigato, Angel-san! (Hugs it & Meryl makes a gagging noise while Knives giggles & reads the script)
Knives: Alright! We're doing the bone-tomb scene from 'Inu Yasha'. I love that show! Lots of blood, violence and explosive property damage! Kinda like our show, just without the guns and obnoxious Insurance Girl. (Smirks at Meryl, who flips him off) Okay, Vashu, you're Inu Yasha, I'm Sesshomaru and spider-girl is Kagome.
Meryl: (changed into Kagome's clothes) Hey! Piss off, poster-child for Prozac!
(Scenery changes to the inside of the bone-tomb of Inu Yasha's father w/Tetsusaiga the fang-sword in its base. Vash is in Inu Yasha's clothes w/a pair of fuzzy, pointy Inu-ears on a headband & Knives is in Sesshomaru's clothes & looking VERY hot, in my opinion ^_^)
Knives: (checking his lines) Okay, I'm gonna claim father's sword, Inu Yasha! Then I'll use it to kill all the spiders!
Vash: Um, (checks lines) No way, Sesshomaru! I'll take it and use it to kill you for toying with my mother's image!
Meryl: (snags script) Don't I get any lines? (reads ahead) Oh, okay. Sorry.
(The twins stop their word play & fighting to stare at her)
Knives: Did I just hear that right? Did YOU actually say you were SORRY for interrupting something? Mark that on the calendar, Vashu! (Smirks as Meryl's brow twitches)
Vash: (sweatdropping) Um, I know it's a shocker, Knivesu, but maybe we should move on? (watching Meryl out of the corner of his eye as she tries to resist strangling his sib)
Knives: Whatever you say. (Goes over to Tetsusaiga & tries to pull it out) The hell?! It burned my hand, dammit! (blows on hand & shakes it) Now I'm pissed!
(The pair starts their play-fighting again, dodging & throwing punches)
Meryl: Hey, Inu Yasha! You can't beat him by dodging! He's faster that you! Go for the sword and hit him in his ego! (mutters) Take THAT, you smug bastard!
Vash: Um, okay, I can do that! (clears throat) Hah! The great Sesshomaru can't even TOUCH the sword, let alone pull it out! (Knives' brow twitches as Vash goes up to yank it out) Hey, it won't budge?! What's wrong with it? I'm strong enough!
Meryl: Outta the way, Spot! My turn! (Shoves Vash aside & rubs her hands together, not caring that that, like a lot of this, isn't in the script this way)
Knives: (stands behind her, smirking w/his arms folded) Yeah right! Like a SPIDER can take Tetsusaiga! Stupid girl!
Meryl: (vein throbbing on her head, teeth gritted) Oh yeah?! (Takes hold of the sword's hilt & gives it a good, hard yank. Whacks Knives in the head w/her elbow as she stumbles back, knocking him senseless)
Vash: Knivesu! (kneels by his swirly-eyed twin) Are you okay?!
Knives: Ooo, looky! Little tweeting torii! (points at the non-existent birdies as he lays there sprawled)
Vash: (turning to Meryl w/a worried look) Meryl, I think you hit him too hard! He's seeing birds!
Meryl: (twitchy-browed & holding the sword) He's still breathing, isn't he? I didn't hit him hard enough! (Goes to whack him with it)
Vash: Chotto matte! (Catches blade on a skull he snatched up in time) Love and Peace, Meryl!
Knives: (giggles) Doves and Geese, Vashu! See? (Waves at the birds in his mind)
Meryl: (growls in frustration) Damn! I was THIS close! (makes pinching motion w/her free hand)
Vash: I think I need to take Knivesu to a doctor, Angel-san. (hoists him up into his arms) Can we change clothes now? (All three of them are back in their own clothes) Arigato, Angel-san! (Trudges off with his giggly, spacey twin)
Meryl: (massaging her temples) I feel the need for aspirin now..
(As Knives gives new meaning to the term 'head case', the author continues on to plot with the buggy-eyed Kuroneko, who's 'Myaa' can be heard in the back ground)
*OWARI*
Well, anyone care to comment? Suggestions would be cool, too. (Hint hint) I'm sure most of this wasn't very canon but I'm working off of memory from seeing this episode. (Gomen to Inu Yasha purity fans!) Arigato for reading & reviewing! Ja, minnasan! ^_^
Disclaimer: I'd be a very happy little dragon indeed, if I owned Trigun.. But I don't. (How depressing! For ME anyway ()
Notes/Warnings: Lets see.. To warn or not to warn, that is the question. (Actually I HAVE to, I was just jerking your chain ^_^) The standard language warnings apply of course & the usual comic violence we all love. (Is that masochism, I forget?) Maybe Knives & Vash shonen-ai. (If you're actually LOOKING for it, that is) Oh well, such is the humorous section of my semi-hentai imagination. (Read some of my other humor fics & you'll see what I mean)
This is for Ale-Bloody-Roses my fellow sleep-deprived author, who gave me this lovely, lovely idea. (feel free to submit more, I loved your review ^_^)
Weird Quote of the Day: 'Everybody has some useful purpose in life, even if it is only to serve as a horrible example' - (unknown) I swear I've gone to school with people that are poster-children for this statement. Anyone else have such bizarre 'peers'?
Current Songs in my Head: "Remember Me" by Hoobastank & "Paper Cut" by Linkin Park.
Also: Can Knives say 'emergency room'? Sure he can! (When he can remember his own name again, that is ^_^)
Trigun Attacks.. Inu Yasha
(Vash, Meryl & Knives appear on the 'White Screen of Pain TM' yet again)
Meryl: Oh Kami, now what? (Glares at the twins & points at Knives) And what's HE doing here again?!
Author: I'm bored and I got a request Meryl. Deal with it.
Meryl: (grumbles) Whenever she gets bored, I end up with a migraine.
Vash: But I like this, Meryl! It's fun. C'mon and go with it! (Puts an arm around Knives' shoulders & gives a squeeze) I'll keep an eye on Knivesu, okay?
Knives: I don't need a babysitter Vashu! Hey, Angel-san! Where're the other three weirdos?
Author: Well, I promised Nicky-chan a vacation, sent Milly to Anime Expo and gave Lego-toy a gift certificate for ice cream, so they're gonna be occupied for a bit.
Knives: (snickers) Too bad. I never got a chance to see if Wolfwood could 'help' me with my target practice. (Giggles evilly)
Vash: (sweatdrops nervously) Um, Angel-san, can we start now?
Meryl: (muttering) Seriously, he needs to be medicated. Heavily.
(Script drops in Knives' hands & Vash looks hurt)
Vash: I thought *I* was your favorite, Angel-san?!
Author: You ARE, Vash-chan. I just promised Knives a shot this time that's all.
Vash: (sulky) Well okay, I guess. (A teddy bear, like the one he has with him in the hammock in the end credits, appears in his hands) Kawaii! Arigato, Angel-san! (Hugs it & Meryl makes a gagging noise while Knives giggles & reads the script)
Knives: Alright! We're doing the bone-tomb scene from 'Inu Yasha'. I love that show! Lots of blood, violence and explosive property damage! Kinda like our show, just without the guns and obnoxious Insurance Girl. (Smirks at Meryl, who flips him off) Okay, Vashu, you're Inu Yasha, I'm Sesshomaru and spider-girl is Kagome.
Meryl: (changed into Kagome's clothes) Hey! Piss off, poster-child for Prozac!
(Scenery changes to the inside of the bone-tomb of Inu Yasha's father w/Tetsusaiga the fang-sword in its base. Vash is in Inu Yasha's clothes w/a pair of fuzzy, pointy Inu-ears on a headband & Knives is in Sesshomaru's clothes & looking VERY hot, in my opinion ^_^)
Knives: (checking his lines) Okay, I'm gonna claim father's sword, Inu Yasha! Then I'll use it to kill all the spiders!
Vash: Um, (checks lines) No way, Sesshomaru! I'll take it and use it to kill you for toying with my mother's image!
Meryl: (snags script) Don't I get any lines? (reads ahead) Oh, okay. Sorry.
(The twins stop their word play & fighting to stare at her)
Knives: Did I just hear that right? Did YOU actually say you were SORRY for interrupting something? Mark that on the calendar, Vashu! (Smirks as Meryl's brow twitches)
Vash: (sweatdropping) Um, I know it's a shocker, Knivesu, but maybe we should move on? (watching Meryl out of the corner of his eye as she tries to resist strangling his sib)
Knives: Whatever you say. (Goes over to Tetsusaiga & tries to pull it out) The hell?! It burned my hand, dammit! (blows on hand & shakes it) Now I'm pissed!
(The pair starts their play-fighting again, dodging & throwing punches)
Meryl: Hey, Inu Yasha! You can't beat him by dodging! He's faster that you! Go for the sword and hit him in his ego! (mutters) Take THAT, you smug bastard!
Vash: Um, okay, I can do that! (clears throat) Hah! The great Sesshomaru can't even TOUCH the sword, let alone pull it out! (Knives' brow twitches as Vash goes up to yank it out) Hey, it won't budge?! What's wrong with it? I'm strong enough!
Meryl: Outta the way, Spot! My turn! (Shoves Vash aside & rubs her hands together, not caring that that, like a lot of this, isn't in the script this way)
Knives: (stands behind her, smirking w/his arms folded) Yeah right! Like a SPIDER can take Tetsusaiga! Stupid girl!
Meryl: (vein throbbing on her head, teeth gritted) Oh yeah?! (Takes hold of the sword's hilt & gives it a good, hard yank. Whacks Knives in the head w/her elbow as she stumbles back, knocking him senseless)
Vash: Knivesu! (kneels by his swirly-eyed twin) Are you okay?!
Knives: Ooo, looky! Little tweeting torii! (points at the non-existent birdies as he lays there sprawled)
Vash: (turning to Meryl w/a worried look) Meryl, I think you hit him too hard! He's seeing birds!
Meryl: (twitchy-browed & holding the sword) He's still breathing, isn't he? I didn't hit him hard enough! (Goes to whack him with it)
Vash: Chotto matte! (Catches blade on a skull he snatched up in time) Love and Peace, Meryl!
Knives: (giggles) Doves and Geese, Vashu! See? (Waves at the birds in his mind)
Meryl: (growls in frustration) Damn! I was THIS close! (makes pinching motion w/her free hand)
Vash: I think I need to take Knivesu to a doctor, Angel-san. (hoists him up into his arms) Can we change clothes now? (All three of them are back in their own clothes) Arigato, Angel-san! (Trudges off with his giggly, spacey twin)
Meryl: (massaging her temples) I feel the need for aspirin now..
(As Knives gives new meaning to the term 'head case', the author continues on to plot with the buggy-eyed Kuroneko, who's 'Myaa' can be heard in the back ground)
*OWARI*
Well, anyone care to comment? Suggestions would be cool, too. (Hint hint) I'm sure most of this wasn't very canon but I'm working off of memory from seeing this episode. (Gomen to Inu Yasha purity fans!) Arigato for reading & reviewing! Ja, minnasan! ^_^