Trigun Attacks.. Cowboy Bebop an anime-parody by AngelDragon
Disclaimer: Do I own Trigun? (checks records) Nope. (But I own manga novel #1 now, thanks to my local import anime store ^_^)
Notes/Warnings: Do I even need to now? Vash: Of course you do, Angel-san! Think of what would happen if innocent, clean-minded bystanders stumbled onto your fics! Author: Oh all right then, dammit! (growls & clears throat) They throw rampant curses & violent temper tantrums at each other. And there's DEFINATE shonen-ai in here somewhere. Sometimes pretty obvious, too. ^_^ That said: Enjoy & R & R, onegai? I prostate myself before you! *giggles* (and that was a deliberate pun. I know it's misspelled. Blame it on the caffeine.)
Weird Quote of the Day: "Legato! You one-testicled man-bitch!" - Knives, yelling at the top of his lungs while somehow giving birth to.. something.. in a fic called 'Special Delivery'. I read it at the Princess of Pain's Dusty Moth archive & the author is The Flaming Coffeepot of Doom. (Appropriate for a caffeine addict, ne?)
Current Song in my Head: "Siroi Yami No Naka" by Shakka Zombie (goes to the anime music video 'Tainted Donuts' that blends Trigun w/ Cowboy Bebop VERY well. Go check it out if you can find it. I'm not sure where my friend got it.. Maybe KaZaA dot com?)
This is for PyroSprite64 who gave me this neat little idea. Arigato! ^_^
Also: Knives discovers a new hobby. (Besides tormenting Nicky-chan, that is)
Trigun Attacks.. Cowboy Bebop
(Vash, Meryl & Knives appear on the 'White Screen of PainTM' yet again)
Vash: Um, isn't someone supposed to say 'Oh hell, what now?' right about now?
Meryl: Yeah. So where IS hair-boy anyway?
Knives: (giggles) I think he's hiding. I managed to tie him to a tree and shoot a couple apples off his head yesterday. Before he chewed through the ropes. I was watching a magic show and got an idea.
Author: Oh, Knives-sama, I was given something to pass on to you. (Bouquet of roses appears in Knives' hands) These are from Ale. She wishes you well. *giggles* I believe you have an admirer.
Knives: (sniffs flowers) Mmm. Very nice gift. I'll definitely have to put her on my 'Do Not Open Up A Can of Raid-Whoop-Ass On' list. (Scribbles Ale's name on list, then grins as he walks off screen) I'm putting these in water. (glares at Meryl) ANYONE who touches 'em DIES!
Meryl: (kisses her hand & smacks her butt w/ it as she gives Knives a raspberry)
Vash: Ooo-kay.Well then Angel-san, what're we doing today? (Script drops into Vash's hands) Cool! 'Cowboy Bebop'. I love that one!
Author: (raises voice so it'll carry off screen) You know,Vash-chan,it's too bad that Nicky-chan doesn't want to come out and play. And I gave him SUCH a good part,too.
Wolf: (warily inches on screen) Like what? (sees Knives come back on) Oh hell! Nevermind! (tries to leave but Vash catches his arm)
Vash: Chotto matte Nick! Read this! (shows him script)
Wolf: Okay,so I'm this Spike guy and you're this Jet guy?
Vash:Yep.But I keep my spiky locks.Looky there. (points to page & they both giggle)
Meryl: What's so damn funny? (reads over their shoulders) So I'm this Faye Valentine chick?
Author:Yup. (everyone is now in appropriate CB clothes,Nicky pulling off Spike's suit pretty well) Knives-sama, you look pretty smooth in spandex, by the way.
(they turn to look at Knives who fingers the new threads)
Knives: Hmm.You know, you're right. I make this look good. (grins & is dressed in Ed's clothes) Hey Wolfwood. Did you like the applesauce we made yesterday? (gives him a malevolent little grin & waggles his fingers to say hello)
Wolf: (sweatdrops nervously) Jeez.You need your medication adjusted. Seriously.
Meryl: Can we get on with this please? These shorts are starting to ride up. (tugs on 'em)
Wolf: (muttering) So THAT'S what's wrong with you. I knew you were walking around with SOMETHING stuck up your -
Vash:And this is where I step between you two again. (checks the script as Meryl flips Wolf off) Uh oh.This is a freaky scene. Guess who's back?
Wolf: (pales) You CAN'T mean Legato?! Okay that's it! Ja, minna! (tries to run & squirms as Vash puts a stranglehold on his waist) Oh come on! I'm gonna get slaughtered!
Author: Calm down Nicky-chan.You're really starting to get paranoid.Tell you what. If you do this scene for me,I'll treat you and Vash-chan to drinks later.You two are always so kawaii when you're plastered.
Wolf: (turns to look at Vash who gives him a wink) Sold! Let's do this already!
Meryl: (makes a gagging noise) What a cheap date!
(Legato comes on dressed as Vicious & making the authoress drool & sigh)
Legato: I can be bought for less. (gives the group a creepy grin) Story- Mistress what scene am I to do with these people?
Author:The face-off between Spike and Vicious.
Meryl: Nanio?! (flips through the script) Then what the hell are WE doing here?! (gestures to herself,Knives & Vash)
Author: Fanservice, Meryl. I couldn't find any scenes that had everybody in 'em. Enjoy the spectacle. (boxes of popcorn appear in Meryl,Vash & Knives' hands & scenery changes to the demolished top floor of the Syndicate's building w/ the Bebop's couch off to the side)
Knives:This works.Ringside seats. (parks it on the couch next to Vash.Meryl refuses to sit near him & parks it on the floor) Pass the salt, Vashu.
(Kuroneko wanders on, dressed in an Ein costume & jumps up on Knives' lap, going 'Myaa! Knives idly pets him as he munches popcorn)
Wolf: (checks the script as Legato cracks his knuckles & neck then draws Vicious' katana) Ack! Remember this is just ACTING, psycho-boy!
Legato: (gives him an odd smirk) Do you know how to ACT like you're in a lot of pain? Because I can teach you.. (starts to come at Wolf, who's eyes widen as he pulls Spike's gun & starts dodging & shooting. This goes on for a bit, 'til Legato lands a little slash on Wolf's hand & Wolf fires at Legato & hits him in the leg)
Wolf: Dammit! That hurt! (hold his mildly wounded hand & Vash looks panicky. Knives snickers at Wolf's misfortune)
Legato: (gets up & dusts himself off, shaking his leg) Heh. That tickled. And I thought you were a better shot, 'Spike'.
(Meryl & Vash's eyes are wide & they're frozen in mid-grab for handfuls of popcorn)
Knives: (scrambles off screen) Wait,wait! I've GOTTA get a picture of this!
Wolf: (sweatdrops w/ wide eyes) The hell?! HE gets a REAL sword and all I get are FAKE bullets?! (brow twitches) How fair is that? Are you sadistic or somethin' onna?!
Author: Maybe a little. But this is what happens when I let Legato help write the script. He was feeling 'creative'. So sue me.
Knives: (skids back on screen w/ his camera & clicks pic) Perfect! Now let's see you finish the scene,Legato! (settles back on the arm of the couch)
Meryl: (growls w/ a twitchy brow) Hey you baka! Just kick his ass already! I thought you could fight but maybe being put in a dress that time screwed up your training!
Vash: (sweatdropping) Meryl! That's not very nice. You're just pissed 'cause you don't get a scene in this one. Besides, I'm sure Nick doesn't have dress issues. (he's having trouble saying this w/a straight face & Knives is joining in the snorting & snickering)
Wolf: (blushing furiously) URUSAI! I'LL finish this scene!
Legato: (checks his lines) You know I'm the only one who can kill you, Spike. (raises his katana & starts forward)
Wolf: (checks his own lines) And I wouldn't have it any other way! (comes at Legato w/ his pretty much useless gun tossed aside)
(As Wolf prepares to land a punch as he closes the distance to Legato, Leggy-kun swipes forward w/ his katana at Wolf's waist. Wolf's punch misses & he stumbles forward)
Wolf: Nanio?! (regains his balance as Legato stands cooly back & sheathes his katana)
Legato: Wait for it.
(Wolf's pants abruptly drop, showing off his boxers. He turns rather red & everyone gapes at him as Knives snaps another pic)
Meryl: (snickers) Little crescent moons! How appropriate!
(Wolf yanks up his pants & stalks over to the couch to sit down next to Vash)
Wolf: Get bent, Insurance Ghoul! Bet YOU'VE got granny-panties so keep your paws off my shorts!
Knives: (giggling & kissing his camera) Hey Angel-san! You've GOTTA help me with this film! This is priceless!
Author: No prob, Knives. Lego-toy, you can go eat lunch now.
Legato: Yes Story-Mistress. May I have copies of the pictures?
Author: Of course. I'll get triples.
(And Vash is now trying to keep Meryl from giving Wolf an atomic wedgie as Knives documents it)
Meryl: Like I'd wanna get in your shorts anyway! That's broom-head's hobby!
Vash & Wolf: .. (blushing & sweatdropping)
Vash: So much for privacy.
Wolf: Well crap, first a near-death experience and now THIS! Can we go bury our embarrassment in alchohol now? Preferably lots of it?
Knives: (giggles evily) Now I can't wait 'til next playtime!
Author: Alright guys. I DID promise. Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do. But if you do, take pictures! (everyone is back in their own clothes & Meryl stalks off, muttering about hentai authors & traveling companions)
(And thanks to generous amounts of libations (alchohol, for those w/out a thesaurus) ,the boys discover just what the gauge of Vash-chan's fourth gun is. And Knives manages to do his version of 'Candid Camera'. The author continues to plot with Kuroneko & stay up WAY too late..)
*OWARI*
Ooo-boy.. I KNOW this was bizarre! What can I say? You guys gave me so many lovely ideas I had to start somewhere. (and this was, for some reason, the first thing that screamed at me when I sat down to write) To everyone who sent in ideas: I'll do 'em all, don't worry! I've gotta skim thru my anime & manga collection. Some of those series I haven't seen for a while! ^_^ But DO feel free to offer up more suggestions, I love to write this freaky little series! Ja minnasan!
Disclaimer: Do I own Trigun? (checks records) Nope. (But I own manga novel #1 now, thanks to my local import anime store ^_^)
Notes/Warnings: Do I even need to now? Vash: Of course you do, Angel-san! Think of what would happen if innocent, clean-minded bystanders stumbled onto your fics! Author: Oh all right then, dammit! (growls & clears throat) They throw rampant curses & violent temper tantrums at each other. And there's DEFINATE shonen-ai in here somewhere. Sometimes pretty obvious, too. ^_^ That said: Enjoy & R & R, onegai? I prostate myself before you! *giggles* (and that was a deliberate pun. I know it's misspelled. Blame it on the caffeine.)
Weird Quote of the Day: "Legato! You one-testicled man-bitch!" - Knives, yelling at the top of his lungs while somehow giving birth to.. something.. in a fic called 'Special Delivery'. I read it at the Princess of Pain's Dusty Moth archive & the author is The Flaming Coffeepot of Doom. (Appropriate for a caffeine addict, ne?)
Current Song in my Head: "Siroi Yami No Naka" by Shakka Zombie (goes to the anime music video 'Tainted Donuts' that blends Trigun w/ Cowboy Bebop VERY well. Go check it out if you can find it. I'm not sure where my friend got it.. Maybe KaZaA dot com?)
This is for PyroSprite64 who gave me this neat little idea. Arigato! ^_^
Also: Knives discovers a new hobby. (Besides tormenting Nicky-chan, that is)
Trigun Attacks.. Cowboy Bebop
(Vash, Meryl & Knives appear on the 'White Screen of PainTM' yet again)
Vash: Um, isn't someone supposed to say 'Oh hell, what now?' right about now?
Meryl: Yeah. So where IS hair-boy anyway?
Knives: (giggles) I think he's hiding. I managed to tie him to a tree and shoot a couple apples off his head yesterday. Before he chewed through the ropes. I was watching a magic show and got an idea.
Author: Oh, Knives-sama, I was given something to pass on to you. (Bouquet of roses appears in Knives' hands) These are from Ale. She wishes you well. *giggles* I believe you have an admirer.
Knives: (sniffs flowers) Mmm. Very nice gift. I'll definitely have to put her on my 'Do Not Open Up A Can of Raid-Whoop-Ass On' list. (Scribbles Ale's name on list, then grins as he walks off screen) I'm putting these in water. (glares at Meryl) ANYONE who touches 'em DIES!
Meryl: (kisses her hand & smacks her butt w/ it as she gives Knives a raspberry)
Vash: Ooo-kay.Well then Angel-san, what're we doing today? (Script drops into Vash's hands) Cool! 'Cowboy Bebop'. I love that one!
Author: (raises voice so it'll carry off screen) You know,Vash-chan,it's too bad that Nicky-chan doesn't want to come out and play. And I gave him SUCH a good part,too.
Wolf: (warily inches on screen) Like what? (sees Knives come back on) Oh hell! Nevermind! (tries to leave but Vash catches his arm)
Vash: Chotto matte Nick! Read this! (shows him script)
Wolf: Okay,so I'm this Spike guy and you're this Jet guy?
Vash:Yep.But I keep my spiky locks.Looky there. (points to page & they both giggle)
Meryl: What's so damn funny? (reads over their shoulders) So I'm this Faye Valentine chick?
Author:Yup. (everyone is now in appropriate CB clothes,Nicky pulling off Spike's suit pretty well) Knives-sama, you look pretty smooth in spandex, by the way.
(they turn to look at Knives who fingers the new threads)
Knives: Hmm.You know, you're right. I make this look good. (grins & is dressed in Ed's clothes) Hey Wolfwood. Did you like the applesauce we made yesterday? (gives him a malevolent little grin & waggles his fingers to say hello)
Wolf: (sweatdrops nervously) Jeez.You need your medication adjusted. Seriously.
Meryl: Can we get on with this please? These shorts are starting to ride up. (tugs on 'em)
Wolf: (muttering) So THAT'S what's wrong with you. I knew you were walking around with SOMETHING stuck up your -
Vash:And this is where I step between you two again. (checks the script as Meryl flips Wolf off) Uh oh.This is a freaky scene. Guess who's back?
Wolf: (pales) You CAN'T mean Legato?! Okay that's it! Ja, minna! (tries to run & squirms as Vash puts a stranglehold on his waist) Oh come on! I'm gonna get slaughtered!
Author: Calm down Nicky-chan.You're really starting to get paranoid.Tell you what. If you do this scene for me,I'll treat you and Vash-chan to drinks later.You two are always so kawaii when you're plastered.
Wolf: (turns to look at Vash who gives him a wink) Sold! Let's do this already!
Meryl: (makes a gagging noise) What a cheap date!
(Legato comes on dressed as Vicious & making the authoress drool & sigh)
Legato: I can be bought for less. (gives the group a creepy grin) Story- Mistress what scene am I to do with these people?
Author:The face-off between Spike and Vicious.
Meryl: Nanio?! (flips through the script) Then what the hell are WE doing here?! (gestures to herself,Knives & Vash)
Author: Fanservice, Meryl. I couldn't find any scenes that had everybody in 'em. Enjoy the spectacle. (boxes of popcorn appear in Meryl,Vash & Knives' hands & scenery changes to the demolished top floor of the Syndicate's building w/ the Bebop's couch off to the side)
Knives:This works.Ringside seats. (parks it on the couch next to Vash.Meryl refuses to sit near him & parks it on the floor) Pass the salt, Vashu.
(Kuroneko wanders on, dressed in an Ein costume & jumps up on Knives' lap, going 'Myaa! Knives idly pets him as he munches popcorn)
Wolf: (checks the script as Legato cracks his knuckles & neck then draws Vicious' katana) Ack! Remember this is just ACTING, psycho-boy!
Legato: (gives him an odd smirk) Do you know how to ACT like you're in a lot of pain? Because I can teach you.. (starts to come at Wolf, who's eyes widen as he pulls Spike's gun & starts dodging & shooting. This goes on for a bit, 'til Legato lands a little slash on Wolf's hand & Wolf fires at Legato & hits him in the leg)
Wolf: Dammit! That hurt! (hold his mildly wounded hand & Vash looks panicky. Knives snickers at Wolf's misfortune)
Legato: (gets up & dusts himself off, shaking his leg) Heh. That tickled. And I thought you were a better shot, 'Spike'.
(Meryl & Vash's eyes are wide & they're frozen in mid-grab for handfuls of popcorn)
Knives: (scrambles off screen) Wait,wait! I've GOTTA get a picture of this!
Wolf: (sweatdrops w/ wide eyes) The hell?! HE gets a REAL sword and all I get are FAKE bullets?! (brow twitches) How fair is that? Are you sadistic or somethin' onna?!
Author: Maybe a little. But this is what happens when I let Legato help write the script. He was feeling 'creative'. So sue me.
Knives: (skids back on screen w/ his camera & clicks pic) Perfect! Now let's see you finish the scene,Legato! (settles back on the arm of the couch)
Meryl: (growls w/ a twitchy brow) Hey you baka! Just kick his ass already! I thought you could fight but maybe being put in a dress that time screwed up your training!
Vash: (sweatdropping) Meryl! That's not very nice. You're just pissed 'cause you don't get a scene in this one. Besides, I'm sure Nick doesn't have dress issues. (he's having trouble saying this w/a straight face & Knives is joining in the snorting & snickering)
Wolf: (blushing furiously) URUSAI! I'LL finish this scene!
Legato: (checks his lines) You know I'm the only one who can kill you, Spike. (raises his katana & starts forward)
Wolf: (checks his own lines) And I wouldn't have it any other way! (comes at Legato w/ his pretty much useless gun tossed aside)
(As Wolf prepares to land a punch as he closes the distance to Legato, Leggy-kun swipes forward w/ his katana at Wolf's waist. Wolf's punch misses & he stumbles forward)
Wolf: Nanio?! (regains his balance as Legato stands cooly back & sheathes his katana)
Legato: Wait for it.
(Wolf's pants abruptly drop, showing off his boxers. He turns rather red & everyone gapes at him as Knives snaps another pic)
Meryl: (snickers) Little crescent moons! How appropriate!
(Wolf yanks up his pants & stalks over to the couch to sit down next to Vash)
Wolf: Get bent, Insurance Ghoul! Bet YOU'VE got granny-panties so keep your paws off my shorts!
Knives: (giggling & kissing his camera) Hey Angel-san! You've GOTTA help me with this film! This is priceless!
Author: No prob, Knives. Lego-toy, you can go eat lunch now.
Legato: Yes Story-Mistress. May I have copies of the pictures?
Author: Of course. I'll get triples.
(And Vash is now trying to keep Meryl from giving Wolf an atomic wedgie as Knives documents it)
Meryl: Like I'd wanna get in your shorts anyway! That's broom-head's hobby!
Vash & Wolf: .. (blushing & sweatdropping)
Vash: So much for privacy.
Wolf: Well crap, first a near-death experience and now THIS! Can we go bury our embarrassment in alchohol now? Preferably lots of it?
Knives: (giggles evily) Now I can't wait 'til next playtime!
Author: Alright guys. I DID promise. Have fun and don't do anything I wouldn't do. But if you do, take pictures! (everyone is back in their own clothes & Meryl stalks off, muttering about hentai authors & traveling companions)
(And thanks to generous amounts of libations (alchohol, for those w/out a thesaurus) ,the boys discover just what the gauge of Vash-chan's fourth gun is. And Knives manages to do his version of 'Candid Camera'. The author continues to plot with Kuroneko & stay up WAY too late..)
*OWARI*
Ooo-boy.. I KNOW this was bizarre! What can I say? You guys gave me so many lovely ideas I had to start somewhere. (and this was, for some reason, the first thing that screamed at me when I sat down to write) To everyone who sent in ideas: I'll do 'em all, don't worry! I've gotta skim thru my anime & manga collection. Some of those series I haven't seen for a while! ^_^ But DO feel free to offer up more suggestions, I love to write this freaky little series! Ja minnasan!