Trigun Attacks.. Card Captor Sakura an anime-parody by AngelDragon
Disclaimer: If I owned this series, I'd be such a happy little dragon! ^-^ (But I don't, so crap . ) And I don't own any of the products I mention in here, either. (So don't sue me!)
Warnings/Notes: Shonen-ai attacks yet again! (Blame the hentai fairy. I keep putting up no-pest strips, but she dodges 'em. ^_^)Well,usual warnings apply in this series:Ugly temper tantrums & blatant insults.Vash: Angel- san,what else? Author: Damn.I thought he'd forgotten. (Clears throat) Okay, there are bizarre little jokes in here, too. (I'll find that little winged you-know-what eventually!)
Anyway.. Hope everyone enjoys, I know it's been a while. (These things take a bit to write, you know?) R & R, onegai?
Weird Quotes of the day: "Your reaction is better than I had hoped. You're fun." - Legato to Vash, after playing mind games w/him in the 'Diablo' ep. I believe.
"Playing cool are you? You've got some rocks, mister! Say something you show -off!" ".. May I have another fork?" - Random bad guy & Legato-kun's response. (Oh Kami, I LOVED that one! ^_^) Sempai Sunny-san, those were for you! I loved your ideas!
Current Songs in My Head: 'I Am Mine' by Stone Temple Pilots, I think & 'All You Wanted' by Michelle Branch. (It was in a kawaii little Wolf & Vash shonen-ai music video I saw)
Also: Does Legato have a sick sense of humor? (giggles) Yep.He sure does! (But that's a good thing, ne?)
This is for PyroSprite64.Arigato again for the yummy idea!
Trigun Attacks.. Card Captor Sakura
(Vash & Knives appear on the 'White Screen of PainTM' yet again & Knives is looking rather pleased w/himself)
Vash: What've you got there Knivesu?
Knives: (snickering) Oh nothing really Vashu.Just some pictures of mine..
Vash: (sweatdropping) Um, those wouldn't happen to be the 'special' ones you took without asking me and Nick first, would they?
Knives: Nope.I gave all those back to you like I promised. *These* are something else entirely. (giggles) Look here. This one's my fave! (Shows Vash a pic of Meryl in curlers, a green beauty mask & a funky lime-colored bathrobe. She's holding a mug of coffee & wearing a half-awake scowl on her face)
Vash: Eep! Warn a guy before you go flashing that around!
Knives: (giggles) That one scared the HELL out of Legato when I showed it to him. He hid in the closet with a blanket and your teddy bear, Vashu.Ended up muttering something like, "The horror! The horror!"His eyes were so wide that I could almost see both of 'em for a change.
Author: It took a LOT of negotiating and Reese's Pieces to make him come out of that closet, Knives-sama.
Knives: I know Angel-san.You've gotta admit though, it was worth it.
Author: Yup.Candid Meryl moments are rare.
(Wolf & the Insurance Girls appear & Wolf still looks pissy)
Wolf: Alright, I'm here. Let the torture commence!
Meryl: (twitchy-browed & pointing at Knives) YOU! I've gotta bone to pick with you, you camera-happy nut ball!
Milly: Sempai! Let it go! It was just a little prank! This isn't very lady- like!
Vash: (sighing) Here we go again! Guys -
Meryl: (shoving past Vash to get in Knives' face) I WANT THOSE NEGATIVES! WHERE ARE THEY?!!
Knives: Somewhere YOU'LL never touch 'em, spider girl. (Smirks as Meryl says, "Eew! That's just weird! Even for YOU!)
Milly: Vash-san aren't we doing another story? Bokushi-san appears to be making out his will. (Sees Wolf scribbling on a piece of paper while keeping an eye on Knives)
Vash: Yeah.If those two don't strangle each other first! (Gestures to Knives & Meryl who're making various faces & rude gestures at each other)
(Script drops into Nicky-chan's hands)
Wolf: (stunned) Is it my birthday or something? A parting gift before I die?
Author: Don't overreact Nicky-chan.Just relax.
Wolf: If you say so, onna. (Flips through script a bit) Oh this is cute. The Dash card episode from 'Card Captor Sakura'. (snickers) YES! I'm NOT the girl!
Meryl: (muttering) Some would beg to differ.. (Wolf glares at her & says, "URUSAI, 'Night of the Living Curlers'!")
Vash: (reading over Wolf's shoulder) So who is.. (Eyes widen) Oh NO WAY! I'M Sakura?! Angel-saaan!
Author: Take it easy Vash-chan! Here! (Box of 200 different donuts appears) These are from DragonQueen.She's rooting for you, so go with it and have fun.
Vash: (becomes starry-eyed) A-arigato! So.. Many.. (Sighs & drools as he debates which to scarf first)
Wolf: Oh boy. He'll be bouncing off the walls all night.. And don't ya DARE say anything Meryl! (She merely snorts and says; "Not EVERYONE in this story thinks little hentai thoughts, Wolf-breath!") Whatever, little green monster. Let's see.. I'm this Shaolan kid, Milly's Tomoyo, Insurance Queen over there's Mei Ling.. Oh crap.. Knives, you're Touya, Sakura's brother (what a shocker there!) and.. Man, why ME? Legato's Yukito, Touya's 'little friend'.
(Everyone changes into his or her appropriate costumes and Leggy-kun still looks a tad spooked)
Vash: (blushing) I look weird in this crazy outfit! (Is wearing Sakura's green and orange outfit from the Dash card ep.) I look like I've got bunny ears or something!
Milly: I think you look cute Vash-san! (Is recording w/Tomoyo's camcorder)
Knives: I want to see the bloopers from that!
Wolf: Can we get on with this?
Meryl: What's with these goofy hair buns? Sheesh!
(Scenery changes to the park at night and Kuroneko wanders on screen dressed in a Dash costume and says, "Myaa!")
Vash: Ookay.. (Clears throat) I got it! I got it! (Runs after Kuroneko who dodges his attempts to 'seal' it w/Sakura's Clow sealing key) C'mon you're just gonna get hurt!
(Kuroneko runs to a wall & scales it then gives Vash a kitty raspberry before going over it)
Milly: Oh that was SO kawaii! But it got away Vash-san!
Vash: (checks the script) Says here that I'll get it later 'Tomoyo.' Time for those donuts now Angel-san? (Pleads w/puppy eyes)
(Scenery changes to inside of Sakura's house. Vash is in Sakura's 'normal' clothes & is sitting on the couch w/Knives & Legato, noshing donuts)
Meryl: HEY! What're WE supposed to do?! (Gestures to herself, Milly & Wolf)
Author: Hang out. This isn't exactly canon, you know.
Wolf: (shrugs) What the hell? It's kinda nice not having to dodge bullets and other unpleasant things. (Parks it in the kitchen to have tea w/the girls)
Knives: (checks his lines) So 'Sakura'. Gonna be in the big track meet? (giggles)
Vash: (after downing a donut) Nah, I'm gonna, (blushes) be in the cheerleading squad.
Legato: (smirks as he checks his lines) But someone from your school will be. I would guess that's impressive. But 'Touya '-san held the record last year. As he always should.
Knives: Damn straight! No spider can outrun ME! (Wolf in the background mutters, "More like they run FROM you.")
Vash: (clears throat) Anyway.. Why didn't you keep on with it?
Knives: (folds his arms over his chest w/a smirk) 'Cause it got in the way with my taking over this planet. (Meryl in the background mutters, "Frickin' ego-maniac!")
Vash: Um, well.. I guess I'd cheer you on. With your running, I mean! (Flashes his famous sign as he says, "Love and Peace, you know?")
(Kuroneko the Dash comes skipping by and says, "Myaa, myaa..")
Author: That's your cue Nicky-chan!
Wolf: (slams back his tea) Gomen! It's been fun ladies but I've gotta go brain that 'card' with Usagi-boy over there.
Milly: Oh, oh! Wait for me Bokushi-san, Vash-san! You both look cute in your outfits! (Takes up Tomoyo's cam again as Vash comes back on in his odd little costume)
Knives: (snaps a pic) THAT'S goin' on E-bay! Smile Vashu!
Vash: (sweatdrops) Knivesu! TELL me that's NOT where 'our' pictures are?! (Gestures to himself & Wolf, who has a little throbby vein on his head & ookami fangs as he growls, "That little -!")
Legato: Show some respect 'Shaolan' or I'll show you how to kick yourself in the ass. (Gives him a creepy little grin)
Vash: (yanks Wolf back by his costume's long sleeve before he can do something foolish) Chotto matte! Angel-san may we?
Meryl: I need aspirin again..
Knives: (snickering) Maybe your buns are too tight?
Meryl: (lunges at Knives & is caught by Vash's other hand) Just what the HELL do you mean by THAT?! (growls)
Vash: ITAI!! You're gonna pull my arms off you two!! Angel-saaan! Onegaaai?!
Author: Children, children...I think Vash-chan wants to stay in one piece? (The po'd pair cease their tug of war w/Vash's body parts)
(Scenery changes to the park at night again. Kuroneko the Dash shows up again and wags his little tail at Vash & Wolf as he says, "Myaa myaa myaa myaa myaa-ya!" in a little taunting tone)
Vash & Wolf: (look at each other w/determined looks & nod) LET'S GET 'IM!!
(They run after Kuroneko the Dash w/Milly filming & giving them pointers when 'Dash' dodges them. Knives is cracking up & hanging onto Legato's currently un-spiky shoulder. Meryl is massaging her temples as she says, "I don't KNOW these people.. I just DON'T know these people!!")
Wolf: HEY! Watch where you're swingin' that damn stick Tongari! Do I LOOK like a shish kebab to you?!
Vash: Gomenasai, Nick! It vaulted over your back! (Kuroneko runs towards Legato & leaps up into his arms)
Wolf: (snags Sakura's sealing key from Vash) Gimme that! You're too nice to the little furry s.o.b! (Goes to swing at 'Dash' w/a pissed look on his face)
Legato: Try it and I'll make you stick that up your-
Knives: (giggles & wipes his eyes) As funny as this is.. Relax Legato.Wolfwood, he's had a rough day. I'd layoff him. (Pets the smug Kuroneko in Lego-toy's arms)
Wolf: (seriously rethinks his actions and sweatdrops) Ookay.. I have no desire to experience that and shut up Meryl.
Meryl: (smirking) Nani? I didn't say a damn thing. (giggles)
Milly: This will make such a kawaii home movie Vash-san!
Vash: (running an exasperated hand down his face) Angel-san I think this is a good time to say 'Cut!'
Author: Hai Vash-chan.Go enjoy your donuts with Nicky-chan.Leggy-kun, there's more candy for you in the kitchen. (They've all changed back into their 'normal' clothes, despite small dressing rooms)
Legato: No more scary pictures, Story-Mistress? Master?
Author & Knives: Nope! Promise!
(And Legato & Vash-chan happily munch their treats as Milly serves her famous 'Gunpowder' green tea. Meryl tries to negotiate w/Knives for his negatives & is failing miserably even w/threats. And nobody ever suspects the buggy-eyed cat. But they just might suspect the insomniac authoress..)
*OWARI*
Well.. That was quite odd, wasn't it? Seriously though, I love all you guys' suggestions! Keep 'em comin' & I'll get 'em up eventually. Dragon's honor! ^_^ Ja minnasan!
Disclaimer: If I owned this series, I'd be such a happy little dragon! ^-^ (But I don't, so crap . ) And I don't own any of the products I mention in here, either. (So don't sue me!)
Warnings/Notes: Shonen-ai attacks yet again! (Blame the hentai fairy. I keep putting up no-pest strips, but she dodges 'em. ^_^)Well,usual warnings apply in this series:Ugly temper tantrums & blatant insults.Vash: Angel- san,what else? Author: Damn.I thought he'd forgotten. (Clears throat) Okay, there are bizarre little jokes in here, too. (I'll find that little winged you-know-what eventually!)
Anyway.. Hope everyone enjoys, I know it's been a while. (These things take a bit to write, you know?) R & R, onegai?
Weird Quotes of the day: "Your reaction is better than I had hoped. You're fun." - Legato to Vash, after playing mind games w/him in the 'Diablo' ep. I believe.
"Playing cool are you? You've got some rocks, mister! Say something you show -off!" ".. May I have another fork?" - Random bad guy & Legato-kun's response. (Oh Kami, I LOVED that one! ^_^) Sempai Sunny-san, those were for you! I loved your ideas!
Current Songs in My Head: 'I Am Mine' by Stone Temple Pilots, I think & 'All You Wanted' by Michelle Branch. (It was in a kawaii little Wolf & Vash shonen-ai music video I saw)
Also: Does Legato have a sick sense of humor? (giggles) Yep.He sure does! (But that's a good thing, ne?)
This is for PyroSprite64.Arigato again for the yummy idea!
Trigun Attacks.. Card Captor Sakura
(Vash & Knives appear on the 'White Screen of PainTM' yet again & Knives is looking rather pleased w/himself)
Vash: What've you got there Knivesu?
Knives: (snickering) Oh nothing really Vashu.Just some pictures of mine..
Vash: (sweatdropping) Um, those wouldn't happen to be the 'special' ones you took without asking me and Nick first, would they?
Knives: Nope.I gave all those back to you like I promised. *These* are something else entirely. (giggles) Look here. This one's my fave! (Shows Vash a pic of Meryl in curlers, a green beauty mask & a funky lime-colored bathrobe. She's holding a mug of coffee & wearing a half-awake scowl on her face)
Vash: Eep! Warn a guy before you go flashing that around!
Knives: (giggles) That one scared the HELL out of Legato when I showed it to him. He hid in the closet with a blanket and your teddy bear, Vashu.Ended up muttering something like, "The horror! The horror!"His eyes were so wide that I could almost see both of 'em for a change.
Author: It took a LOT of negotiating and Reese's Pieces to make him come out of that closet, Knives-sama.
Knives: I know Angel-san.You've gotta admit though, it was worth it.
Author: Yup.Candid Meryl moments are rare.
(Wolf & the Insurance Girls appear & Wolf still looks pissy)
Wolf: Alright, I'm here. Let the torture commence!
Meryl: (twitchy-browed & pointing at Knives) YOU! I've gotta bone to pick with you, you camera-happy nut ball!
Milly: Sempai! Let it go! It was just a little prank! This isn't very lady- like!
Vash: (sighing) Here we go again! Guys -
Meryl: (shoving past Vash to get in Knives' face) I WANT THOSE NEGATIVES! WHERE ARE THEY?!!
Knives: Somewhere YOU'LL never touch 'em, spider girl. (Smirks as Meryl says, "Eew! That's just weird! Even for YOU!)
Milly: Vash-san aren't we doing another story? Bokushi-san appears to be making out his will. (Sees Wolf scribbling on a piece of paper while keeping an eye on Knives)
Vash: Yeah.If those two don't strangle each other first! (Gestures to Knives & Meryl who're making various faces & rude gestures at each other)
(Script drops into Nicky-chan's hands)
Wolf: (stunned) Is it my birthday or something? A parting gift before I die?
Author: Don't overreact Nicky-chan.Just relax.
Wolf: If you say so, onna. (Flips through script a bit) Oh this is cute. The Dash card episode from 'Card Captor Sakura'. (snickers) YES! I'm NOT the girl!
Meryl: (muttering) Some would beg to differ.. (Wolf glares at her & says, "URUSAI, 'Night of the Living Curlers'!")
Vash: (reading over Wolf's shoulder) So who is.. (Eyes widen) Oh NO WAY! I'M Sakura?! Angel-saaan!
Author: Take it easy Vash-chan! Here! (Box of 200 different donuts appears) These are from DragonQueen.She's rooting for you, so go with it and have fun.
Vash: (becomes starry-eyed) A-arigato! So.. Many.. (Sighs & drools as he debates which to scarf first)
Wolf: Oh boy. He'll be bouncing off the walls all night.. And don't ya DARE say anything Meryl! (She merely snorts and says; "Not EVERYONE in this story thinks little hentai thoughts, Wolf-breath!") Whatever, little green monster. Let's see.. I'm this Shaolan kid, Milly's Tomoyo, Insurance Queen over there's Mei Ling.. Oh crap.. Knives, you're Touya, Sakura's brother (what a shocker there!) and.. Man, why ME? Legato's Yukito, Touya's 'little friend'.
(Everyone changes into his or her appropriate costumes and Leggy-kun still looks a tad spooked)
Vash: (blushing) I look weird in this crazy outfit! (Is wearing Sakura's green and orange outfit from the Dash card ep.) I look like I've got bunny ears or something!
Milly: I think you look cute Vash-san! (Is recording w/Tomoyo's camcorder)
Knives: I want to see the bloopers from that!
Wolf: Can we get on with this?
Meryl: What's with these goofy hair buns? Sheesh!
(Scenery changes to the park at night and Kuroneko wanders on screen dressed in a Dash costume and says, "Myaa!")
Vash: Ookay.. (Clears throat) I got it! I got it! (Runs after Kuroneko who dodges his attempts to 'seal' it w/Sakura's Clow sealing key) C'mon you're just gonna get hurt!
(Kuroneko runs to a wall & scales it then gives Vash a kitty raspberry before going over it)
Milly: Oh that was SO kawaii! But it got away Vash-san!
Vash: (checks the script) Says here that I'll get it later 'Tomoyo.' Time for those donuts now Angel-san? (Pleads w/puppy eyes)
(Scenery changes to inside of Sakura's house. Vash is in Sakura's 'normal' clothes & is sitting on the couch w/Knives & Legato, noshing donuts)
Meryl: HEY! What're WE supposed to do?! (Gestures to herself, Milly & Wolf)
Author: Hang out. This isn't exactly canon, you know.
Wolf: (shrugs) What the hell? It's kinda nice not having to dodge bullets and other unpleasant things. (Parks it in the kitchen to have tea w/the girls)
Knives: (checks his lines) So 'Sakura'. Gonna be in the big track meet? (giggles)
Vash: (after downing a donut) Nah, I'm gonna, (blushes) be in the cheerleading squad.
Legato: (smirks as he checks his lines) But someone from your school will be. I would guess that's impressive. But 'Touya '-san held the record last year. As he always should.
Knives: Damn straight! No spider can outrun ME! (Wolf in the background mutters, "More like they run FROM you.")
Vash: (clears throat) Anyway.. Why didn't you keep on with it?
Knives: (folds his arms over his chest w/a smirk) 'Cause it got in the way with my taking over this planet. (Meryl in the background mutters, "Frickin' ego-maniac!")
Vash: Um, well.. I guess I'd cheer you on. With your running, I mean! (Flashes his famous sign as he says, "Love and Peace, you know?")
(Kuroneko the Dash comes skipping by and says, "Myaa, myaa..")
Author: That's your cue Nicky-chan!
Wolf: (slams back his tea) Gomen! It's been fun ladies but I've gotta go brain that 'card' with Usagi-boy over there.
Milly: Oh, oh! Wait for me Bokushi-san, Vash-san! You both look cute in your outfits! (Takes up Tomoyo's cam again as Vash comes back on in his odd little costume)
Knives: (snaps a pic) THAT'S goin' on E-bay! Smile Vashu!
Vash: (sweatdrops) Knivesu! TELL me that's NOT where 'our' pictures are?! (Gestures to himself & Wolf, who has a little throbby vein on his head & ookami fangs as he growls, "That little -!")
Legato: Show some respect 'Shaolan' or I'll show you how to kick yourself in the ass. (Gives him a creepy little grin)
Vash: (yanks Wolf back by his costume's long sleeve before he can do something foolish) Chotto matte! Angel-san may we?
Meryl: I need aspirin again..
Knives: (snickering) Maybe your buns are too tight?
Meryl: (lunges at Knives & is caught by Vash's other hand) Just what the HELL do you mean by THAT?! (growls)
Vash: ITAI!! You're gonna pull my arms off you two!! Angel-saaan! Onegaaai?!
Author: Children, children...I think Vash-chan wants to stay in one piece? (The po'd pair cease their tug of war w/Vash's body parts)
(Scenery changes to the park at night again. Kuroneko the Dash shows up again and wags his little tail at Vash & Wolf as he says, "Myaa myaa myaa myaa myaa-ya!" in a little taunting tone)
Vash & Wolf: (look at each other w/determined looks & nod) LET'S GET 'IM!!
(They run after Kuroneko the Dash w/Milly filming & giving them pointers when 'Dash' dodges them. Knives is cracking up & hanging onto Legato's currently un-spiky shoulder. Meryl is massaging her temples as she says, "I don't KNOW these people.. I just DON'T know these people!!")
Wolf: HEY! Watch where you're swingin' that damn stick Tongari! Do I LOOK like a shish kebab to you?!
Vash: Gomenasai, Nick! It vaulted over your back! (Kuroneko runs towards Legato & leaps up into his arms)
Wolf: (snags Sakura's sealing key from Vash) Gimme that! You're too nice to the little furry s.o.b! (Goes to swing at 'Dash' w/a pissed look on his face)
Legato: Try it and I'll make you stick that up your-
Knives: (giggles & wipes his eyes) As funny as this is.. Relax Legato.Wolfwood, he's had a rough day. I'd layoff him. (Pets the smug Kuroneko in Lego-toy's arms)
Wolf: (seriously rethinks his actions and sweatdrops) Ookay.. I have no desire to experience that and shut up Meryl.
Meryl: (smirking) Nani? I didn't say a damn thing. (giggles)
Milly: This will make such a kawaii home movie Vash-san!
Vash: (running an exasperated hand down his face) Angel-san I think this is a good time to say 'Cut!'
Author: Hai Vash-chan.Go enjoy your donuts with Nicky-chan.Leggy-kun, there's more candy for you in the kitchen. (They've all changed back into their 'normal' clothes, despite small dressing rooms)
Legato: No more scary pictures, Story-Mistress? Master?
Author & Knives: Nope! Promise!
(And Legato & Vash-chan happily munch their treats as Milly serves her famous 'Gunpowder' green tea. Meryl tries to negotiate w/Knives for his negatives & is failing miserably even w/threats. And nobody ever suspects the buggy-eyed cat. But they just might suspect the insomniac authoress..)
*OWARI*
Well.. That was quite odd, wasn't it? Seriously though, I love all you guys' suggestions! Keep 'em comin' & I'll get 'em up eventually. Dragon's honor! ^_^ Ja minnasan!